Is Tiger Woods going nuts?

[mrsmaalox]

This staged "statement" coming up seems very much like the one Michael Jackson did during his molestation scandal. I think this is only going to hurt him in the long run.

[hater]

any statement is better than no statement. PR 101

[mrsmaalox]

Yea but that should also have applied the first week of the whole mess. Now it just looks too contrived.

[JudynTX]

:wakeup Is his wife with him?

[clambake]

you think he'll blubber?

[Frenzy]

Why people care so much about others peoples problems is beyond me. If their problems don't effect me...why the hell should I care.

[mrsmaalox]

you think he'll blubber?

Sure would be a waste not to :tu

[boutons_deux]

on TV news, "if it cries, it flies".

TV news gives the impression that Americans are a nation of blubberers, as well as a nation of blubber.

I guess crying is some indication of authenticity, as if authenticity mattered to TV corps.

[clambake]

Why people care so much about others peoples problems is beyond me. If their problems don't effect me...why the hell should I care.

as an extremely religious man, i'm appalled with his adultery.

[clambake]

uh oh, he's raising his voice.

[clambake]

maybe he'll pound the podium......instead of a chick.

[I. Hustle]

Just change the faces.
http://rhythms247-alboogie.blogspot.com/kobe_bryant_press.jpg

[CosmicCowboy]

My guess is he confirms that the separation/divorce is final and he is going back to golf and will play in the Masters.

[I. Hustle]

After looking at Kobe's wife... I think I'd put it in her mouth. It's kind of my thing.

[mrsmaalox]

Ha "for the sake of my family"; like he thought about them before.

[clambake]

"Buddhism" lol

[leemajors]

:wakeup Is his wife with him?

No.

[CubanMustGo]

PGA Tour just shuddered when he said "I don't know when I will return to golf, it may be this year."

[JoeChalupa]

We all make mistakes, granted adultery is inexcusable in my book but it does happen and there are pro athletes who have done worse who are still playing and enjoying the fruits of their labor. I'll be watching when he returns to the PGA tour.

[Sportcamper]

I think Tiger has apologized enough & should just play golf again…

[JudynTX]

No.

Not surprised.

[I. Hustle]

PGA Tour just shuddered when he said "I don't know when I will return to golf, it may be this year."

Then he grabbed his bag and said "Hey guys, wait up!!" as he jogged to the course.

[angel_luv]

I missed the speech. will have to read it when it gets posted online.

[Thunder Dan]

why the hell does he need a statement? That is why people hate him. Just come out and start playing golf, and if the press asks you what happened just tell them you fucked a bunch of women and cheated on your wife. Who cares. People still listen to the Rolling Stones and nobody gives a shit that they spent the better part of 50 years sleeping around and shooting coke and heroin. People still watch Charlie Sheen's show and he took a knife to his wife's throat. They don't need statements. Just come out and play golf. People like John Daly because he fucks up and doesn't need statements.

[Thunder Dan]

Shit, Pete Towansand got busted for kiddy porn and they had him on the freaking Super Bowl this year! Nobody gives a shit if you just move on with your life. People hate you if you need to do stuff like hide out and make official statements.

[The Gemini Method]

Somewhere, the other members of the PGA Tour have every brunette in Vegas on a retainer. So that when that day comes Tiger returns, they'll make it challenging by sticking them front row in the galley...That'll level the playing field...er, golf course.

[Kermit]

That dude's a robot.

[hater]

Woods: "I like pussy. Sue me bitches"

[CosmicCowboy]

I missed the speech. will have to read it when it gets posted online.

Here ya go...

"Thank you all for joining me here today. I will keep this brief, and due to the personal nature of this subject, I will not take questions.

"Late on Thanksgiving night, there was an incident at my home between me and my wonderful wife, Elin. I should not have been out at such an hour, but I didn't realize how late it was due to the fact that, for some reason, I was not wearing my Tag Heuer professional golf watch with its patented ergonomic design.

Contrary to erroneous reports however, I was drinking nothing stronger than Gatorade Tiger Focus Cool Fusion with its refreshing citrus blend. I'm just glad that I was driving my Buick Enclave with remote keyless entry and remote vehicle start with On-Star navigation, or my injuries could have been more serious.

"The incident and resulting publicity allowed me to see myself and all my faults with the same 20-15 clarity I've had since undergoing Lasik eye surgery at a TLC Laser Eye Center. Unfortunately, I have made mistakes in my life -- mistakes for which I profoundly apologize to my fans, but which I will not specify. I can assure you, however, that I have devoted the months since then to becoming a better husband and father, taking full stock in my life, just as everyone may also do through Accenture, the global investment corporation that offers innovative and comprehensive financial guidance for life.

"Personal growth does not occur overnight and this hiatus from golf is not the end of mine. So even though I am announcing today my return to the tour beginning with The Masters, I will continue to pursue excellence in my life just as vigorously as in my sport.

"Thank you for your time. I will see you at Augusta , where hopefully you will see me on Sunday in my red Nike Dri-Fit shirt.

[angel_luv]

You;re funny C.C.

I think he should have used your speech, regardless of what he actually said.

[mrsmaalox]

The guy on CNN says their viewers are hating on Tiger's speech. Oh well, for the sake of his family, I hope it all works out :toast

[clambake]

"I can assure you, however, that I have devoted the months since then to becoming a better husband and father, taking full stock in my life, just as everyone may also do through Accenture, the global investment corporation that offers innovative and comprehensive financial guidance for life."

lol

[CubanMustGo]

The Onion put their usual twist on things:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tiger_woods_announces_return_to?utm_source=onion_r ss_daily

[Thunder Dan]

this is what Tiger should have said: "I gets mine ,I bring the ruckus to the ladies!"

WDmFzriTCPE

[Thunder Dan]

or he should have said this

"Apologize? Look here man, the lady came up to me I hit that ass. I hit it then quit it! Black man doing his thang. Barak Obama. I'm the president of hittin dat ass" -Tiger Woods

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[EricB]

:lmao Curb Your Enthusiasm is awesome.

[The Gemini Method]

The title of this thread should've been more eloquent; Tiger Woods bustin multiple nuts...

[tlongII]

I think he made the statement because his wife has him by the balls.

[Wild Cobra]

I was driving home from work when the speech came on live. I listened to it out of curiosity, but wouldn't have looked for it. It was a good speech. Set the record strait and is probably true.

Can we stop worrying about other people's lives and worry about our own?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Seriously C.C.? He didn't show EA some love for standing by their man?

[Twisted_Dawg]

Even more bizarre.....

One of his skanks was just on CNN with her attorney Gloria Allred and she feels so victimized by Tiger. She gave up her career as a porn star to be Tiger's girlfriend and she feels so betrayed and used. WTF???? Go back to porn bitch. You should thank Tiger for getting you out of a business where men shove cocks in evey orifice. Talk about being used.

[Stringer_Bell]

Tiger is an even bigger pussy than the ones he slammed. He should have just come out and said this:

"Alright, yea, I did it. I did it all, and there ain't a damn thing I can do to take anything back. But know this, ain't none of that shit was worth it. Not one single busted nut or scene of unbridled lust was worth losing any part of my kingdom. It was, and is, all my fault. That means every one of your gutless googly eyed fucks stalking my family, stop it now. They did nothing wrong and deserve to be left alone. If you want someone to chase, chase me. I'm a man, I can take it. I'll be ready for you, and I'll be practicing tee-ing off for the Masters when I bash your fucking skulls in. Thank you and have a nice day."

Instead Tiger took the robot's path of insincerity. I hope his wife leaves him and takes all his money and property, then moves in with me so I can show her what a good honest husband is supposed to be. :toast

[florige]

I was driving home from work when the speech came on live. I listened to it out of curiosity, but wouldn't have looked for it. It was a good speech. Set the record strait and is probably true.

Can we stop worrying about other people's lives and worry about our own?



People thrive on other people's misery unfortunatley. Especially the ones who are highly successful.

[SAGambler]

I was driving home from work when the speech came on live. I listened to it out of curiosity, but wouldn't have looked for it. It was a good speech. Set the record strait and is probably true.

Can we stop worrying about other people's lives and worry about our own?

Unfortunate as it is, that seems to be the favorite American pastime. We tend to "worry" about the lives of the rich and famous more than we worry about our own.

Bet they are trying their damnedest to get Tiger back on the course. Believe me when I say "Golf would miss Tiger a hell of a lot more than Tiger would miss golf". Without him out there chasing all those "records", golf would probably lose half the people who watch. They have a lot to lose.

[Kriz-Maxima]

Unless you are married to him it is none of your business.

And lol at the sudden shock and disappointment of an athlete cheating on his wife.

[Cyrano]

There's a simple solution to Tiger's problems. All you have to do is combine several existing technologies. For example, you combine the "invisible fence" with motion sensors and athletic supporters, and, viola! Presenting.....the "Shokstrap". Upon sensing the first signs of arousal, the shokstrap delivers a painful but harmless electric charge to the gonads, discouraging philandering. Tiger's wife, of course, will be provided with a special bracelet which can disarm the shock function when he is within five feet of her. Of course, the bracelet will have a special button to allow her to give him a shock whenever she feels like it, regardless of state of arousal. Problem Solved.
Now, as to how to distract Tiger during tournaments, that's also simple. Bribe the groundskeepers to plant curly grass around each hole, and carefully shave it into a "landing strip". He'll have trouble controlling his putter.

[jack sommerset]

He should have said "Mind your own business bitches"

I saw clips of the porn star press conference after. She cried and says he owes her an apology. A face to face one. Hired a lawyer to get that for her. She stopped fucking on film because she fell in love with him.

[EricB]

Only people who are owed apologies are his wife and his sponsors.

Thats it, thats all.

I watched it and it was very robotic and I didn't believe a word, but I could care less.

[DMX7]

Only people who are owed apologies are his wife and his sponsors.

Thats it, thats all.

I watched it and it was very robotic and I didn't believe a word, but I could care less.

...and the children. Don't forget about the children.

[MiamiHeat]

any statement is better than no statement. PR 101

and a written statement >> video statement or press conference

You do NOT want to give a picture to last in people's memories.

or for the media to use every now and then as a video clip to remind everyone of this incident.

stick to written statements.

[DMX7]

and a written statement >> video statement or press conference

You do NOT want to give a picture to last in people's memories.

or for the media to use every now and then as a video clip to remind everyone of this incident.

stick to written statements.

Didn't he already issue a written statement and nobody seemed to care?

[MiamiHeat]

yup, he already gave a statement, that shoulda been the end of it.

he shoulda moved on already and let the cards fall where the will fall.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Usually just going with the written statement is fine but in Tiger's case it fueled the fires because it lent credibility to the rumors that she busted his face up.

[JoeChalupa]

Tiger and his family are set for life. He just needs to deal with his temptations and move on. It is far from ending his lifestyle or his future. The man will still make millions but all the money in the world don't mean a thing if your personal life is in shambles. But it doesn't hurt.
I think he did fine but I'm a fan of Tiger so, buh.

[J.T.]

Tiger prob only went to sex rehab to get more ass

[J.T.]

Tiger prob only went to sex rehab to get more ass

Can't say I blame the guy, but I'd double bag it before gettin' any sex rehab booty

[DMX7]

Tiger prob only went to sex rehab to get more ass

Probably.

I know I get a ton of ass when I'm in sex rehab.

[koriwhat]

what i dont get is why does he even have to apologize to our society or any at all? if i was him i'd say fuck the media, fuck society, and fuck everyone else! why should he care about anything other than making up with his wife if that's what he really wants which obviously fuckin' a million chicks begs to differ.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I could not help but laugh my ass off when he said the word "mom"

"You guys are also being very rude to my mommmmmm"

he sounded liek such a fucking little boy trying to stand up to himself

I can't wait for The Ticket's fake Tiger call on Monday. Should prove to be yet another classic. Now I get why they portray him as a little boy who drinks Capri Suns.

[ploto]

Tiger Woods does not owe me an apology. This is between him and his wife & him and his God, and no one else.