View Full Version : Will I get laid after the Mavs-Pacers game tonight?
Findog
02-22-2010, 05:36 PM
I've got two tickets in the nosebleed section for which I paid $10. My girlfriend is meeting me at my apartment after work and I'm going to cook her Hamburger Helper - the generic Tom Thumb brand instead of actual Hamburger Helper ®. This way I don't have to buy her a $6 personal Pizza Patron pan pizza at the arena. I could go with the Hugo Boss, but I'm thinking of splashing on some McGraw again:
http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/liveonline/images/celebritology/08/tim_mcgraw.jpg
I know for a fact that there's no chance this time of getting some salsa on my enchilada, so she can't use that as an excuse.
The Gemini Method
02-22-2010, 05:42 PM
Why not splurge for the real Hamburger Helper or the $5 dollar box from Taco Bell. You know, the one that rocks?
BlackSwordsMan
02-22-2010, 05:43 PM
no
Findog
02-22-2010, 05:45 PM
Why not splurge for the real Hamburger Helper or the $5 dollar box from Taco Bell. You know, the one that rocks?
The $1.50 Tom Thumb Cheesy Mac is good enough. I took her ass to Brix on Friday night and we ate overpriced "fancy" pizza and drank wine:
http://www.danieleosteria.com/brix/index.htm
Tonight she gets the Helper
Findog
02-22-2010, 05:46 PM
I also decree that this shall function as the official Mavs-Pacers game blog
Findog
02-22-2010, 05:46 PM
Danny Granger is out tonight
Shank
02-22-2010, 05:50 PM
Finger blast.
If not, date rape her if she doesn't put out. It's cool like that.
Findog
02-22-2010, 05:53 PM
Finger blast.
If not, date rape her if she doesn't put out. It's cool like that.
No woman can resist the toxic combination of a belly full of Hamburger Helper, the scent of McGraw, a roofied Mike's Hard Lemonade and a blowout Mavs win over a Granger-less Pacer team.
djohn2oo8
02-22-2010, 05:58 PM
If you have to ask that question on a message board, then the answer is probably no
lol, just fuckin with ya, is she a big time Mavs fan?
Shank
02-22-2010, 05:58 PM
I doubt he wants his girlfriend in the bathroom all night.
Diarrhea is excellent lube.
Allanon
02-22-2010, 05:58 PM
http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/liveonline/images/celebritology/08/tim_mcgraw.jpg
Go for the McGraw, that's what REAL men wear.
Findog
02-22-2010, 05:59 PM
I doubt he wants his girlfriend in the bathroom all night.
That's right, I don't dig on that German Sheisse stuff.
The Gemini Method
02-22-2010, 06:02 PM
The $1.50 Tom Thumb Cheesy Mac is good enough. I took her ass to Brix on Friday night and we ate overpriced "fancy" pizza and drank wine:
http://www.danieleosteria.com/brix/index.htm
Tonight she gets the Helper
Well, if you still get the lovin' even after a $1.50 meal...then handle it. But if the box is not worth the $5 Dollar box...
Anyhow, get it.
in2deep
02-22-2010, 06:03 PM
let's see... 17,000 posts in an internet forum.
I see chance of getting laid.. slim to none.
The Gemini Method
02-22-2010, 06:04 PM
I doubt he wants his girlfriend in the bathroom all night.
You think $1.50 hamburger helper knock-off he is cooking is going to keep her solid all night? I'd take my chances with the Taco Bell myster meat, yo.
DUNCANownsKOBE2
02-22-2010, 06:08 PM
lol cheesy mac hamburger helper.....do you want your girlfriend to weigh 300 lbs or something.....I love me some unhealthy food, but I threw up the one time I had that.
DUNCANownsKOBE2
02-22-2010, 06:09 PM
let's see... 17,000 posts in an internet forum.
I see chance of getting laid.. slim to none.
America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.
Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat
Ode to Triple Ocho
02-22-2010, 07:09 PM
I paid $10. I'm going to cook her Hamburger Helper - I could go with the Hugo Boss, McGraw again:
No you are not getting your dick wet tonight.
milkshakeballa
02-22-2010, 08:19 PM
Diarrhea is excellent lube.
:nope:nope:nope
:lol
Ghazi
02-22-2010, 09:02 PM
I really wanna see this team play with its full compliment. The top 6 is excellent, Beaubois/Thomas/Dampier could make this team scary deep.
Ghazi
02-22-2010, 09:10 PM
yay, Beuabois sighting.
dallaskd
02-22-2010, 09:12 PM
Haywood, 9 rebounds in 7 minutes..
Rogue
02-22-2010, 09:28 PM
No woman can resist the toxic combination of a belly full of Hamburger Helper, the scent of McGraw, a roofied Mike's Hard Lemonade and a blowout Mavs win over a Granger-less Pacer team.
If the Mavs somehow lose the game tonight, are you going to do the opposite like letting her ass-fuck you with a finger?
mavs>spurs2
02-22-2010, 09:31 PM
If the Mavs somehow lose the game tonight, are you going to do the opposite like letting her ass-fuck you with a finger?
:lmao
Ghazi
02-22-2010, 10:08 PM
Mavs pullin away!
Darthkiller
02-22-2010, 10:09 PM
haywood is a beast
Double-Up
02-23-2010, 07:21 AM
Diarrhea is excellent lube.
That's pretty disgusting. :vomit:
der Kaiser
02-23-2010, 08:03 AM
I've got two tickets in the nosebleed section for which I paid $10. My girlfriend is meeting me at my apartment after work and I'm going to cook her Hamburger Helper - the generic Tom Thumb brand instead of actual Hamburger Helper ®. This way I don't have to buy her a $6 personal Pizza Patron pan pizza at the arena. I could go with the Hugo Boss, but I'm thinking of splashing on some McGraw again:
http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/liveonline/images/celebritology/08/tim_mcgraw.jpg
I know for a fact that there's no chance this time of getting some salsa on my enchilada, so she can't use that as an excuse.
I don't know but if you do post some pics or its bullshit.
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