Khloe Kardashian films love tape for Lamar Odom.

[Chieflion]

http://entertainment.sg.msn.com/Celebrity-Gossip/article.aspx?cp-documentid=3906986

Khloe Kardashian has made a 'love tape' for her husband Lamar Odom.

The socialite - who wed the Los Angeles Lakers basketball star in September - has made a romantic video for her spouse to watch when they are apart, but is adamant it doesn't contain any x-rated footage.

She said: 'It's not a sex video. It's called a love tape. I made a collage video of all the things that he loves. He loves candy, so I filled up a whole bathtub of candy while my sister Kourtney taped it. It was just a love note. I put the video in his bag for when he goes on road trips. I don't do sex tapes!'

Khloe recently admitted she was considering filming a 'solo sex tape' for Lamar, which would contain footage of her pleasuring herself.

While she has put these plans on hold for the time being, Khloe has admitted she could be tempted to record an intimate video with Lamar in the future.

She explained: 'With my husband, I can't say what I will or will not do in the future. I won't know until I'm in that moment.'

Khloe has also confirmed she has stopped taking her birth control tablets, but insists she is in no rush to fall pregnant.

She added to Steppin' Out magazine: 'We're not stopping ourselves from having kids... We're just being a healthy married young couple... I'm not sitting here staring at an ovulation calendar. I'm not saying to Lamar, 'Okay, it's time, let's go!' Yes, I'm not on the pill, but people stir my words around. Let's just say sometimes I talk too much.'

[monosylab1k]

For the love of all that is good in this world, I beg the paparazzi to promise that this is the one sex tape they will never steal. Nobody out there wants to see that, not even Lamar.

[Findog]

She sounds lovely. I bet the conversation at dinner table at the Kardashian house is a real Algonquin Roundtable.

[tlongII]

tmi

[mardigan]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[D-Wade #3]

Kim K, YES, Khloe K, no no no no no!!!

[TinTin]

She sounds lovely. I bet the conversation at dinner table at the Kardashian house is a real Algonquin Roundtable.


I'm sure the Discovery Channel is interested in securing a copy of the tape, if only to see the world's first masturbating cow.

:lmao So brutal

[BlackSwordsMan]

gross lamar's naked ashy body on top of khloe
ugh

[Allanon]

F'n Klomar :lol

[Double-Up]

Damn what a butterface...

http://sgstb.msn.com/i/F9/F8CEDDBA418DB9DBE0FBAD1E7185AD.jpg

[TheMACHINE]

i saw a bit of it..she was in a bath tub filled with candy. no lie.

[mardigan]

i saw a bit of it..she was in a bath tub filled with candy. no lie.

Does she eat her way out?

[Johnny RIngo]

Damn what a butterface...


She's not even a butterface. She's a buttereverything

[IronMexican]

Does she eat her way out?

:lmao

[D-Wade #3]

Does she eat her way out?

She looks like a Goddamn Oompa Loompa

[pad300]

Whatever team meets the lakers in the playoffs needs a copy of this tape; put it on the jumbotron (with appropriate fuzzed out bits) while Lamar's in... Want to bet his concentration is completely fucked...Free throw fail.

[Udokafan05]

They showed the video on "Keeping up with the Kardashians". It was hilarious.

[j.dizzle]

lmao Lamar & Khloe make a shitty ass couple..He aint that great looking but have ya'll seen Adrianna Lima's husband hahaha this fool could of hooked up with a dime piece & chose this garbage instead..Her 2 sisters are pretty cute, wtf happened to her? haha

[j.dizzle]

http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Adriana-Lima-Baby.jpg
How did this ugly ass D-league player land this sons?

[TIMMYD!]

http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Adriana-Lima-Baby.jpg
How did this ugly ass D-league player land this sons?

He has such beady eyes. :lol

[JamStone]

^ Probably the mustache. Plus, she knows he won't have wandering eyes. They're too close together to sneak peaks at other women.

As for the Klomar love tape, possible titles:

Call of the Wild
Love Moooooooooooooods

[Allanon]

http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Adriana-Lima-Baby.jpg
How did this ugly ass D-league player land this sons?

Damn she looks hot in that picture.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Damn what a butterface...


You call her a butterface?

[Double-Up]

You call her a butterface?

Her body looks a hell of a lot better than it used it to.

http://www.celebritybeautybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/khloe-kardashian-weight-los.jpg

[Scola]

My interest level in this story is at 0%.

[BRHornet45]

sons I wouldn't mind watching Khloe's fat ass bounce up and down on my man meat even though she does come in 3rd place with the Kardashian sisters.

[davi78239]

sons I wouldn't mind watching Khloe's fat ass bounce up and down on my man meat even though she does come in 3rd place with the Kardashian sisters.

Agreed Son. I guess I'm in the Minority here. I actually like her first over the other two (they're all hot) I love me a white girl with some meat on her bones.

[j.dizzle]

Agreed Son. I guess I'm in the Minority here. I actually like her first over the other two (they're all hot) I love me a white girl with some meat on her bones.
Wtf Kims ass >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Khloe's..all the sisters have meat though but kims ass would make me finish in like 20 seconds:lol

[j.dizzle]

http://images.thecarconnection.com/sml/kim-kardashian-via-thesuperficial_100230928_s.jpg
Is that shit even real?? god damn, sick ass bentley too

[mytespurs]

http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Adriana-Lima-Baby.jpg
How did this ugly ass D-league player land this sons?

......because beauty is in the eye of the beholder. :hat

[HornetLoveJones]

More like Chyna Kardashian amirite

http://www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com/WND/images/stories/galleries/joanie4/Joanie%20Boots%201.jpg
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/82/85/khloe-kardashian-bday-party-6278-14_preview.0.0.0x0.396x640.jpeg

... I'd take Chyna based on that pic

[HornetLoveJones]

sons I wouldn't mind watching Khloe's fat ass bounce up and down on my man meat even though she does come in 3rd place with the Kardashian sisters.

it's cause you don't have any standards kid
Sign of a desperate virgin right there. You'd tap anything but don't know what quality is.

[Trainwreck2100]

son they've already shown that tape look up "whale kills train at florida sea world"

[Kermit]

son they've already shown that tape look up "whale kills train at florida sea world"

Sir, you win.

[The Gemini Method]

son they've already shown that tape look up "whale kills train at florida sea world"

lol...

[mojorizen7]

Kloe...meh..... Kim and the other one are fine.
Courtney.....she's the prettiest and they all got that ace.:toast
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n25/Chrisnuts128/1777399145_639fc8c140_o.jpg

[Ed Lover]

Khloe is one Frankenberry lookin bitch!!! C'mon Son!!!

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9626/frankenface9un.gif http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/khloe-kardashian-mug-shot.jpg

[ezau]

I'm sure the Discovery Channel is interested in securing a copy of the tape, if only to see the world's first masturbating cow.

Oh shit, that was cold-blooded man:lmao:lmao

[Scola]

Kloe...meh..... Kim and the other one are fine.
Courtney.....she's the prettiest and they all got that ace.:toast
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n25/Chrisnuts128/1777399145_639fc8c140_o.jpg

With the exception of Kim, both of the other girls are bleh, average bodies, ugly faces... bordering on butterfaces. I could find way hotter girls in any place, they're overrated because they're famous.

[daslicer]

With the exception of Kim, both of the other girls are bleh, average bodies, ugly faces... bordering on butterfaces. I could find way hotter girls in any place, they're overrated because they're famous.

Agreed on that espescially in CA its easy to find girls that look better then the Kardashians.

[AnthonyM]

I don't think the word butterface is being used correctly by some people in this thread...

[Ode to Triple Ocho]

With the exception of Kim, both of the other girls are bleh, average bodies, ugly faces... bordering on butterfaces. I could find way hotter girls in any place, they're overrated because they're famous.

nah kourtney was still hot even while pregnant. hard to do

her boyfriend is a complete fucking douchebag that I would beat the living shit out of on live tv if given the opportunity

[da_suns_fan]

I give her a 4.

The video did little to help her rating.

[ElNono]

Lamar probably didn't even watch the video yet. He's too busy banging groupies on the road...

[MiamiHeat]

khloe is only temporarily losing weight

as soon as a little time passes on her marriage, she is going back to being fat.

it's who she is as a body type. a fat chick

[MiamiHeat]

also,

Adrianna Lima got with him because he has $$$$$$ and she fell in love

women usually fall in love with guys they spend a lot of time around. it's always the same damn story. the co-worker, the dude who is always around her, etc.

that dude probably went out of his way BIG TIME to be around her and give her lots of gifts. to be there alot and be sweet and shit

he chased that pussy and won, good for him

[panic giraffe]

Kim K, YES, Khloe K, no no no no no!!!

kourtney (or whatever freaky way you spell it), that's the money right there.

khloe is fat and disgusting, she's not even one of those "wear it well" type of fat chicks. the marriage is most likely a cover up for lamar being gay.

kim is awesome, really fucking hot, but kourtney has the right curves and still a little spinner frame. i would easily get her pregnant twice in a year. (or more if she lost a few)

[in2deep]

bitch fat

[in2deep]

my interest level in this story is at 0%.

+1

[in2deep]

sons I wouldn't mind watching Khloe's fat ass bounce up and down on my man meat even though she does come in 3rd place with the Kardashian sisters.

:lol

[Rappin' Lamar]

why you bitches hatin on my kardasian
you know I like meat on my caucassian
you silly fuckers couldn't handle half a woman
shit, most of you losers look like that Seinfeld dude, Newman

well I gotta go cause I'm late for practice
I play ball, not sit on my ass like rappin shaqtus
nigga is obese, a sweaty ball of grease
I remember when he trained to be in da police haha
now homie nursing a dislocated bone. son,
maybe you should't have sat on your thumb

oh and before I leave I wanna say one more thing
do you really think Dallas gonna win a damn ring???
cause they got Caron? I'm the original Butler bitches
dude started his career riding the pine
I been serving asskickings since 99

oh and whoever said I be banging groupies,
shhhhhhhhh
I get my share, so yall better shut it sons
cause Lamar come might to town and cum on your moms

[Scola]

http://kimkardashian.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2010/03/MediaRumors030310/gallery_main/gallery_main-in-touch-kardashians-030310-6.jpg

:lol

[Killakobe81]

Funny thread.

Khloe is overrated, RayJ taped that shit FUCKIN Ray J.

Plus i hear that ass is fake ...

The pregod one is the hottest ...cosigned.

But i would tap all 3 with beer goggles even lamar's and all of yall cant tell me you dont have one "regret" on your hitlist. At least she got $

Also agree if you go to any campus in Cali USD, UCLA,USC CSUN you can see way hotter chicks than all 3

DAMN i miss California ...probaly all for the best since im married now ...

[Scola]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/6065/tempqm.png

[BRHornet45]

it's cause you don't have any standards kid
Sign of a desperate virgin right there. You'd tap anything but don't know what quality is.

lol sons who is this little bitch made faggott?

son go back to fingering your ass pipe in the shower thinking of Lamar

[BRHornet45]

sons I would like to apologize for my earlier comments. the old me is dead and gone. I should not have even replied to him. god bless

[Rappin' Lamar]

why you bitches hatin on my kardasian
you know I like meat on my caucassian
you silly fuckers couldn't handle half a woman
shit, most of you losers look like that Seinfeld dude, Newman

well I gotta go cause I'm late for practice
I play ball, not sit on my ass like rappin shaqtus
nigga is obese, a sweaty ball of grease
I remember when he trained to be in da police haha
now homie nursing a dislocated bone. son,
maybe you should't have sat on your thumb

oh and before I leave I wanna say one more thing
do you really think Dallas gonna win a damn ring???
cause they got Caron? I'm the original Butler bitches
dude started his career riding the pine
I been serving asskickings since 99

oh and whoever said I be banging groupies,
shhhhhhhhh
I get my share, so yall better shut it sons
cause Lamar come might to town and cum on your moms

you better recognize bitches

[kamikazi_player]

Funny thread.

Khloe is overrated, RayJ taped that shit FUCKIN Ray J.

Plus i hear that ass is fake ...

The pregod one is the hottest ...cosigned.

But i would tap all 3 with beer goggles even lamar's and all of yall cant tell me you dont have one "regret" on your hitlist. At least she got $

Also agree if you go to any campus in Cali USD, UCLA,USC CSUN you can see way hotter chicks than all 3

DAMN i miss California ...probaly all for the best since im married now ...
+1000000, I go to UCI and they are lots of hot chicks there.

[Sigz]

Khloe is the fucking ugly hog Kardashian. I gag when I see her.

[Giuseppe]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/6065/tempqm.png

GD, leash & collar time.

[bus driver]

http://i.usatoday.net/life/gallery/_dayinlife/2010/08/l100809/Kardashians-pg-horizontal.jpg

can you tell which one is george lopez? because i cant.........

[ohmwrecker]

Ewwwwww!

[Spursfan092120]

http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Adriana-Lima-Baby.jpghttp://rodgerdodger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/barred-owl.jpg

[TDMVPDPOY]

lmao owl

seriously lima, i thought models earn alot of money? why she hanging out with that clown whose merely on MLE salary?

[ezau]

fuck the kardashians, oh wait, Lamar already did

[Red Hawk #21]

IDGAF I'd fuck the shit outta Khloe, she's not even THAT bad.

[Trainwreck2100]

IDGAF I'd fuck the shit outta Khloe, she's not even THAT bad.


Fucking and marrying are two different things

[Rappin Robert Horry]

you better recognize bitches
Time to come out of retirement to regulate your ass
when it comes to banging bitches you ain'tbin my class
boy you fucked up real bad and were blinded by fame
one day you're gonna wake up and pull a cobain
her face is jacked up, but she's alright in the tits
but her tread's probably as good as a bad tire in a nascar pit
it surprised people you married her cause she isn't a looker
I know it's cause you got a sweet tooth and she sweats sugar
I signed a pre nup to protect my money, my rings, all that stuff
you married a lawyer's daughter so now you're fucked

[Jt.ONE]

kourtney kardashian is the hottest of the 3, tbh

[ohmwrecker]

kourtney kardashian is the hottest of the 3, tbh

She has the worst personality though. She seems like a stuck up bitch and probably a dead lay.

They all suck, but Kim is the hottest. She is stupid and stupid girls are good in the sack. Plus, her ass is glorious!

[Giuseppe]

Fucking and marrying are two different things

Damn, Wreck, gettin' his mean on of a Friday innin'.

[Basketball Jones]

Black men dig heavy chicks. Why all the hatin'?

[Basketball Jones]

kourtney kardashian is the hottest of the 3, tbh

WTF!?!? without them fake titties she ain't shit.

[LkrFan]

Has she made any tapes lately?

877743721017597953

[LkrFan]

877633668147101696

[Fabbs]

Has she made any tapes lately?

877743721017597953
Fucking face looks like liquid glue was poured over and allowed to set up.

[Fabbs]

877633668147101696

:rollin like this heavily brushed, sucked, nipped, tucked photo is even 5% of what she actually looks like irl.

[LkrFan]

Fucking face looks like liquid glue was poured over and allowed to set up.^^ "Faggs" ^^:lmao

[Mitch]

Khloe gotta stop with the lip injections, tbh

[ElNono]

Khloe gotta stop with the lip injections, tbh

She looks like she could suck Alfonso out of Mejico...

[lebomb]

I'm truly disturbed by the number of faggots in this thread.

[lebomb]

Wtf Kims ass >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Khloe's..all the sisters have meat though but kims ass would make me finish in like 20 seconds:lol

10 seconds longer than usual?

[MultiTroll]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c0/af/03/c0af0374931805a467117a5ee4a66794--celebrities-no-makeup-celebs-without-makeup.jpg
Major props to her for working out but keep trill.

[LkrFan]

She looks like she could suck Alfonso out of Mejico...

:lol

:lmao

[LkrFan]

I'm truly disturbed by the number of faggots in this thread.

IKR? :lol

[DMC]

Khloe is still the ugly one. That's why she gets 3rd stringers like Thompson and Odom, and Harden.

[lebomb]

Khloe is still the ugly one. That's why she gets 3rd stringers like Thompson and Odom, and Harden.

I thought all those dudes are/were starters in the NBA.

[140]

I thought all those dudes are/were starters in the NBA.
:lol today's NBA

[DMC]

I thought all those dudes are/were starters in the NBA.
Lamar was a bench player. Mental midget, quitter, soft fuck. Sure he was done dirty but others managed.

Thompson, dude was 4th overall pick and basically just rebounds. Even then he averages less than 10 a game.

Harden is a quitter. We've seen it so often you can call it now. He's fine when he's getting a parade to the FT line but put the game on the line he folds, just like Chris Paul and Melo who let Roy fucking Hibbert take his cookie, they are all perfect for each other.

3rd stringers is kind, and fitting for a 3rd stringer Kardashian.

[lebomb]

Lamar was a bench player. Mental midget, quitter, soft fuck. Sure he was done dirty but others managed.

Thompson, dude was 4th overall pick and basically just rebounds. Even then he averages less than 10 a game.

Harden is a quitter. We've seen it so often you can call it now. He's fine when he's getting a parade to the FT line but put the game on the line he folds, just like Chris Paul and Melo who let Roy fucking Hibbert take his cookie, they are all perfect for each other.

3rd stringers is kind, and fitting for a 3rd stringer Kardashian.


Got it :clap