lol crazy MILF on Craigslist

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/roo/1617724144.html

:lol


Any one needs free rent?

[TimDunkem]

LTR?
I'll pass...

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

http://www.cougarlearningzone.com/cougar_main.jpg

[to21]

maalox?

[CubanMustGo]

funny thing is anyone wanting to invest a few dollars could go to a reverse phone # lookup site and find out who owns that cell ...

[ploto]

I think many of those with phone numbers are either pranks or revenge.

[CosmicCowboy]

Hey Mouse! This could be your new gig! You could always lie about your age!

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

this milf wants a LTR with someone almost the age of her kids!

[MiamiHeat]

I am so in, see ya later guys

i'm moving in with a sugar momma !

Free sex and blowjobs
Free car
Free rent
Free food and she cooks!

are you kiddin! i bet you her email is spammed lmao, full of 20 somethings lookin to go through college for free :)

[panic giraffe]

I am so in, see ya later guys

i'm moving in with a sugar momma !

Free sex and blowjobs
Free car
Free rent
Free food and she cooks!

are you kiddin! i bet you her email is spammed lmao, full of 20 somethings lookin to go through college for free :)

no shit, i smell nothing but win on this one.
plus she's probably post-meno so feel free to shoot wherever.
if i wasn't short and married i'd be packing my bags for a free stay in stone oak(although i'd probably stick out) in a heart beat.

[The Gemini Method]

no shit, i smell nothing but win on this one.
plus she's probably post-meno so feel free to shoot wherever.
if i wasn't short and married i'd be packing my bags for a free stay in stone oak(although i'd probably stick out) in a heart beat.

Uh, she's 37...

She won't be coming off menopause for another 8-12 years, so you best be careful if you don't want to come up paying child support...

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

I am so in, see ya later guys

i'm moving in with a sugar momma !

Free sex and blowjobs
Free car
Free rent
Free food and she cooks!

are you kiddin! i bet you her email is spammed lmao, full of 20 somethings lookin to go through college for free :)


LOL MAN your funny


I miss your avatar :p

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

Uh, she's 37...

She won't be coming off menopause for another 8-12 years, so you best be careful if you don't want to come up paying child support...

whats menopause ?

[Scola]

no pics? :0

[IronMexican]

whats menopause ?

Dog, how old are you? I've known what that was since like Sex ed in the 7th grade.

[DisAsTerBot]

whats menopause ?

wow. dont buy that ar-15 for at least 10 more years

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

Dog, how old are you? I've known what that was since like Sex ed in the 7th grade.


geez, I think I fell asleep during that topic :lol

[SpursWoman]

plus she's probably post-meno so feel free to shoot wherever.


She's only 37. :lol

[The Gemini Method]

whats menopause ?

It's when the hormonal production ceases in the ovaries and the female body goes through changes for post-birth years. Sometimes it is very drastic and sometimes no ill-effects are felt

http://www.livescience.com/health/091111-healthy-geezer-menopause.html

[DisAsTerBot]

whats menopause ?

wait. is this your mom?

[bus driver]

i found a picture of her
http://365observations.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fat-girl-shaun.jpg

[The Gemini Method]

Thanks Bus Driver...I really needed that lol.

[panic giraffe]

Uh, she's 37...

She won't be coming off menopause for another 8-12 years, so you best be careful if you don't want to come up paying child support...

oh i didn't see the age, i just saw milf. pull out guey!

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

if she pays for everything and lets you stay home and everything you guys would still pull out?

hahaha thats messed up

[The Gemini Method]

if she pays for everything and lets you stay home and everything you guys would still pull out?

hahaha thats messed up

I don't want any kids. I sure as hell wouldn't want to have kids with someone that I have an sex-for-boarding agreement with. I'll wrap it up with the protection. 'Nuff said...

[mrsmaalox]

Man she has 4 teenagers! I find it hard to believe she'd want any babies to cramp her milf/cougar lifestyle.

[TimDunkem]

if i wasn't short and married i'd be packing my bags for a free stay in stone oak(although i'd probably stick out) in a heart beat.
lol Same here.

[The Gemini Method]

Man she has 4 teenagers! I find it hard to believe she'd want any babies to cramp her milf/cougar lifestyle.

Well, there's no guarantee that she is a milf or a cougar. That is mere speculation and it is after all, Craigslist.

[Das Texan]

Someone needs to get her photo out of this so we can properly judge this whole situation

[MiamiHeat]

I'm liking this one too


http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/roo/1616615824.html

2 girls looking

Hey me and my roomie are looking for a room to rent. We are 23 and 29 we get along great wit people our current roommates are leaving and getting a house in Austin for school we would prefer to stay here. Looking for one room we can share or two rooms both have good jobs message me if u think u have a place. We can work with many situations. :) thanks
[email protected]

[Bender]

dang, I knew this board had some kids on it...

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

dang, I knew this board had some kids on it...


kids = 12 years and younger
teens = 13 to 19
adults = 20 to 29
old timer = 30 to 100

[CosmicCowboy]

Someone needs to get her photo out of this so we can properly judge this whole situation

I tried. She wanted to get a pic before she sent a pic. I sent her a picture of Duff's self portrait in the bathroom mirror. She e-mailed back to "forget it" and now she won't answer the phone.

[JudynTX]

Watch it be a dude! :lol

[Bender]

kids = 12 years and younger
teens = 13 to 19
adults = 20 to 29
old timer = 30 to 100
kids < 25
adults 25+
old timers 55+

[panic giraffe]

I tried. She wanted to get a pic before she sent a pic. I sent her a picture of Duff's self portrait in the bathroom mirror. She e-mailed back to "forget it" and now she won't answer the phone.

haha you got rejected by the pimp-a-milf!!!

[CosmicCowboy]

haha you got rejected by the pimp-a-milf!!!

Actually, it was Duffs picture that got rejected.

[Drachen]

My aunt said something funny the other day. She said that if she was single and on the prowl for a younger man, that she is too old to be a cougar. She said she would be a wildebeast. LOL

[symple19]

My aunt said something funny the other day. She said that if she was single and on the prowl for a younger man, that she is too old to be a cougar. She said she would be a wildebeast. LOL

Wow, I really laughed out loud when I read that. :toast

[Drachen]

Wow, I really laughed out loud when I read that. :toast

We all thought it was funny. She is a really funny woman, jokes around a lot. She even followed that up by going to my other uncle (her husband's younger bro) and said "Let's say we ditch our respective spouses, I'll be your wildebeast" That brought the house down.

[symple19]

We all thought it was funny. She is a really funny woman, jokes around a lot. She even followed that up by going to my other uncle (her husband's younger bro) and said "Let's say we ditch our respective spouses, I'll be your wildebeast" That brought the house down.

Sounds like a lady with a healthy sense of humor. Good times.

[DMX7]

It's Desperate Housewife, Eva Longoria. Yes, I'm available for this and I meet the criteria.

[tlongII]

I replied. But I didn't meet the age range requirements... :depressed

[mojorizen7]

When MEN NO longer PAUSE at the moment of truth when fucking a woman she's reached menopause.

[DAF86]

A MILF wouldn't have made an ad (or whatever that is) like that.