God, I love the "Maury" show.

[DMX7]

This is another one of my favorites. Pure Gold! lol

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[CubanSucks]

the Maury show is to t.v. as aids is to the body

[baseline bum]

Polygraph tests are crap.

[CubanSucks]

http://www.joncouture.com/MaryXMas.jpg

[DMX7]

http://www.joncouture.com/MaryXMas.jpg

:lol

"Maury Christmas" indeed.

[jack sommerset]

Dumbest excuse I ever heard was amnesia. His GF was out of town and he fucked some whore. Her friends at college told her what he did while she was gone. She stormed over to his apartment and when he answered he said he did not know who she was. He had an accident 2-3 days before while playing b-ball and could not remember the past year. He never went to a doctor and never changed his story. That was 12-15 years ago. They are married and have 2 kids. To this day, he never changed his story.

That dude lives in SA and when him and his wife told me the story, I was just looking at him. Actually she tells the story, it's the only time he never talks. He just keeps a straight face.

[Tike Mailer]

The Maury show sucks, you D-bag

[IronMexican]

Fuck, that was hilarious.

[The Franchise]

I don't even watch much TV, but seeing someone caught in a lie is always entertaining. Keep up the good work Maury!!