I really messed up this time....i don't know what to do

[MiamiHeat]

Ok

[exstatic]

To borrow a phrase, you're just not that into her. If you were, even with a few drinks on board, you wouldn't have cheated.

You seem to be blaming everything/everyone but yourself: the alcohol, the chica, no doubt the weather patterns. YOU DID THIS. If this is the way you're presenting it to her, you guys are done already.

My guess is that she dressed and followed you because she has had doubts for a while. I guess you confirmed them. You wanting to leave her at home and go to a party without her is a BIG red flag. I don't care if she has a broken nail and doesn't want to go. You call your cousin with your regrets, order a pizza, and go hit Redbox. Yes, even if she says "No, you go..."

[George Gervin's Afro]

Ok... so last night I went out to my cousin's birthday party. I went alone because she said she had a headache (period was on), so I told her just rest at home. Well, during this party, I just accidentally met and had normal conversation with this cute little latina chick. She got all into me....and I was a little drunk.... well, next thing I know, in my drunken state, we are in a bedroom in my cousin's house and we're in the middle of some "activities".....this girl was kinky and wanted anal....I was drunk, I don't know what came over me but I did it....well... we were in the middle of this as my significant other catches me... she actually got dressed and came to the party to be with me and apparently someone told her where I went. It was not my cousin, though.

Anyway, I don't know what to do. She is very upset at me, and I understand I messed up. It must be a graphic mental image burned into her brain....

I don't know what I can do to make her forgive me, I really messed up this time. She means everything to me and I want to fix this.

can anyone help? advice welcome, please.



you're f*cked.

[BRHornet45]

sons some dude's just lose their damn mind over the mud monkey

[exstatic]

sons some dude's just lose their damn mind over the mud monkey

...and their GFs, apparently. :wakeup

[KEDA]

Open an account on EHarmony?

[benefactor]

My advice? Stay out of relationships until you are mature enough to handle the responsibility that comes along with them.

[exstatic]

My advice? Stay out of relationships until you are mature enough to handle the responsibility that comes along with them.

+1

1) If she tells you it's over. accept it as gospel. No stalking or begging.
2) Fuck everything that moves for one year. Be up front with the girls. No promises of a relationship. You'll realize what a hollow existence that is.
3) Look for a new serious GF, and BE serious this time.

[xXx]

most likely you're full of shit, but to play along, what you should do is give the cute little latina chick who let you ass pound her after a few minutes of witty conversation a call and see if she want's to go get a drink.

[Kermit]

:lmao

Well done sir.

[Twisted_Dawg]

She is very upset at me, and I understand I messed up. It must be a graphic mental image burned into her brain....

First of all, is this story even true?

Second, if it is true....... hell yes she has a graphic mental inage burned into her brain. She will never get over that. How would you have liked it if you had walked in on her and she was deep throating some guy and she made eye contact with you? If she does elect to stay with you, she is the type that likes to be abused and you have all the power.

Last, I may have my players mixed up, but are you the one that was all pissed off at his girlfriend a few months ago because she was 20 mintues late warming your pizza?

[florige]

:lmao

Well done sir.

Where are these girls in Baltimore?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Eh. If you were in a different zip code then you're ok. Just bring that to her attention and everything will be allllllright.

[Whisky Dog]

Hot Latina wanting anal first night with you? Nope.

The self righteous responses were gold though. stay out of realtionships until you're mature enough young man!

[JoeyGreco]

You were screwed from the start.

[TDMVPDPOY]

she shouldve offered to join, well if she didnt, then wtf gives a shit if you burn a few rectums

hit that shit like you going to break that pelvis

[fraga]

Let her do anal on you...

[Dream Weaver]

Just be glad it was only a dream and you've got fantasies just like the rest of us.

[tlongII]

You fucked your cousin? Dude, you're hosed. :lol

[thispego]

anal on the first datE?!?! You better run down to the clinic and get your shit checked brah! That is once nasty slut!

But of course, the story isn't true, so you have nothing to worry about.

My advice to you is continue on like nothing ever happened.

[ShoogarBear]

Order her some pizza.

[mookie2001]

Dear diary


Today this 18 year old model made me crash my BMW

[BlackSwordsMan]

did you finish?

[jack sommerset]

Atm?

[robino2001]

did you show her your pimpin pt cruiser?

[Scola]

Your totally full of it :lol

but if its true, I wonder how many STDs that girl had...

Forget about your relationship, your like Tiger Woods, you sleep around and then when you get caught you try to fix your relationship.

[JJ Hickson]

can anyone help? advice welcome, please.


My advice is to accept the fact that no one here likes you and everyone thinks you are a joke. Making up stories about you having anal sex with hot latinas that you just met isn't going to fool anyone here into thinking you are cool. Stop with the charade MiamiHeat. We already know you're a homosexual who critiques mens fashion while he drives around in his PT Cruiser. Quit over compensating.

[florige]

Atm?

lmao!

[mrsmaalox]

did you show her your pimpin pt cruiser?

Of course he did. The second she saw it is when she bent over and said "Give it to me Papi". That's the power of the Cruiser.

[MannyIsGod]

My advice is to accept the fact that no one here likes you and everyone thinks you are a joke. Making up stories about you having anal sex with hot latinas that you just met isn't going to fool anyone here into thinking you are cool. Stop with the charade MiamiHeat. We already know you're a homosexual who critiques mens fashion while he drives around in his PT Cruiser. Quit over compensating.


Damnnnnnnnnnnn

[SpursWoman]

Atm?


You know, I was going to tell him he should have invited her in for a little ATM but just, gross. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

She.

Na.

Ni.

Gans.

[JamStone]

Two pieces of advice:

1) next time, lock the door,
2) if there is no lock on the room door, put the girl in a position where the two of you are not facing the door so when someone opens the door, they'll see your bare asses and shut the door really quickly, and
3) hide the keys to your girlfriend's car when there is even the slightest chance she'll come find you, then she'll have to call you before coming over and you'll know she's about to be there

[The Reckoning]

anal?


sicccccckkkkkkkkk.

your dick is going to feel like diarrhea for the next couple of months.

[Reheated Pizza]

Damn bro. I tried to hold her off. But she took like 25 minutes to warm me up and before you know it, we were on our way out there in the second PT Cruiser to go hang out with you. I tried everything possible to stall. She told me she lost all faith she had in you yesterday.

[mrsmaalox]

Two pieces of advice:

1) next time, lock the door,
2) if there is no lock on the room door, put the girl in a position where the two of you are not facing the door so when someone opens the door, they'll see your bare asses and shut the door really quickly, and
3) hide the keys to your girlfriend's car when there is even the slightest chance she'll come find you, then she'll have to call you before coming over and you'll know she's about to be there

:lol you have this very well thought out!

[TinTin]

Second, if it is true....... hell yes she has a graphic mental inage burned into her brain. She will never get over that. How would you have liked it if you had walked in on her and she was deep throating some guy and she made eye contact with you? If she does elect to stay with you, she is the type that likes to be abused and you have all the power.


:lmao

I think the story is bs if you come on spurstalk looking for advice and you really don't know what to do.

WHY WOULDNT YOU LOCK THE DOOR

[MiamiHeat]

To borrow a phrase, you're just not that into her. If you were, even with a few drinks on board, you wouldn't have cheated.

You seem to be blaming everything/everyone but yourself: the alcohol, the chica, no doubt the weather patterns. YOU DID THIS. If this is the way you're presenting it to her, you guys are done already.

My guess is that she dressed and followed you because she has had doubts for a while. I guess you confirmed them. You wanting to leave her at home and go to a party without her is a BIG red flag. I don't care if she has a broken nail and doesn't want to go. You call your cousin with your regrets, order a pizza, and go hit Redbox. Yes, even if she says "No, you go..."

What was I supposed to do though? I told my cousin I was going to go.... he's family too....

I don't know... I was drunk though, my head was not all there....

[panic giraffe]

so am i supposed to still be waiting for the "in west philadelphia born and raised....................."?

[MiamiHeat]

My advice? Stay out of relationships until you are mature enough to handle the responsibility that comes along with them.

Look, I AM responsible, I love her with all my heart. I would do anything for her. Just because I was drunk I am not responsible enough to be in a relationship? That's not fair. I am still a man.... it doesn't mean I don't love her.

I really want to fix this, but don't know what to say to her. Normally, I would say "deny deny deny until you die" but obviously I can't do that right now.

[MiamiHeat]

+1

1) If she tells you it's over. accept it as gospel. No stalking or begging.
2) Fuck everything that moves for one year. Be up front with the girls. No promises of a relationship. You'll realize what a hollow existence that is.
3) Look for a new serious GF, and BE serious this time.

She doesn't want to speak to me right now, but when she does, I do want to tell her I will never do this again and she should forgive me. I was -drunk-, I was not normal.

I don't want the single bachelor life, I want her. I like to have my woman with me. If she had come with me to the party in the first place, this would not have happened. When I get drunk, she would have taken care of me.

I don't want anyone else. I want her.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

pt cruiser?
rofl

[jack sommerset]

She doesn't want to speak to me right now, but when she does, I do want to tell her I will never do this again and she should forgive me. I was -drunk-, I was not normal.

I don't want the single bachelor life, I want her. I like to have my woman with me. If she had come with me to the party in the first place, this would not have happened. When I get drunk, she would have taken care of me.

I don't want anyone else. I want her.

She will forgive you. If she was drunk and you walked in on her getting plowed in the ass by some spainish dude at her cousins b-day party you would forgive her. Tell her that.

[MiamiHeat]

Can I please have help? I seriously do not want to lose her, and I need to fix this. I am a good man, a mistake doesn't change that. We have a good relationship, she is happy. It doesn't mean that she should leave me just because of this???

[clambake]

sign your car title over to her, and please don't tell us you're making payments on it.

[mrsmaalox]

She doesn't want to speak to me right now, but when she does, I do want to tell her I will never do this again and she should forgive me. I was -drunk-, I was not normal.

I don't want the single bachelor life, I want her. I like to have my woman with me. If she had come with me to the party in the first place, this would not have happened. When I get drunk, she would have taken care of me.

I don't want anyone else. I want her.

Oh yea, it's her fault. Inconsiderate bitch.

[spursncowboys]

Did you finish?
Also when you first looked up and saw, did you look shocked like "what the fck" or like you got caught?
The best advice I could think of is to deny it.

[MiamiHeat]

Oh yea, it's her fault. Inconsiderate bitch.

No, I am not like that. I understand it was MY fault. I will take responsibility for it, I have no problem with that.

I was just saying, that I didn't intentionally go out to cheat on her. It happened by accident, so if she had come, she would have been there when I got drunk and it wouldn't have happened.

That's all I meant...

[CuckingFunt]

My claim of shenanigans still stands, but I'll play along.


I really want to fix this, but don't know what to say to her. Normally, I would say "deny deny deny until you die" but obviously I can't do that right now.

If the fact that you were caught in the act is the only thing keeping you from denying the whole thing and lying to the person you claim to love so much, then, no, you really don't want to fix this. You may want to stay with her, you may want her to not be pissed off at you, but you don't want to fix the situation. You want it to magically go away, and those are two monumentally different things.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I cleaned out my closet this weekend. Who knew I had so much shit?

Three garbage bags to the SA and 120 new hangars.

Still not done.

[jack sommerset]

Tell her you thought u were ass banging her.

[MiamiHeat]

Did you finish?
Also when you first looked up and saw, did you look shocked like "what the fck" or like you got caught?
The best advice I could think of is to deny it.

Yes, that's the plan normally. All men deny deny deny till you die, but in this case, I can't do that...;/

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Nobody wants to talk about my closet organization?

[MiamiHeat]

Tell her you thought u were ass banging her.

Wow, that is a decent idea. Just say I thought it was her because I was drunk.

I don't know if I should try it though

[CuckingFunt]

I cleaned out my closet this weekend. Who knew I had so much shit?

Three garbage bags to the SA and 120 new hangars.

Still not done.

I've been doing that in stages. Can't bring myself to get rid of it all in one fell swoop, but I definitely need to get rid of things before I consider a move.

[MiamiHeat]

If the fact that you were caught in the act is the only thing keeping you from denying the whole thing and lying to the person you claim to love so much, then, no, you really don't want to fix this. You may want to stay with her, you may want her to not be pissed off at you, but you don't want to fix the situation. You want it to magically go away, and those are two monumentally different things.

How do I fix it then?

I am not a bad man, I didn't do this on purpose. I didn't leave the house thinking I was going to cheat on her. I really was drunk and made a mistake, I don't know WHY I did it, but I did.

If anything, if it could magically go away, it would be better, because then she can forget it and be happy again....

[Lt. Dan]

the truth will set you free.

say first of all honey, i was in the sluts back door, and that don't count as cheatin.

and second, hey, I invited you to go didn't I?

[MiamiHeat]

is there ANY way to fix this??? does anyone have experience with this?

anyone??

[spursncowboys]

Wow, that is a decent idea. Just say I thought it was her because I was drunk.

I don't know if I should try it though

Yeah that's gutsy.

[CuckingFunt]

How do I fix it then?

I am not a bad man, I didn't do this on purpose. I didn't leave the house thinking I was going to cheat on her. I really was drunk and made a mistake, I don't know WHY I did it, but I did.

If anything, if it could magically go away, it would be better, because then she can forget it and be happy again....

Drop the excuses and follow her lead.

Unless she's a complete doormat, which she very well may be, no woman likes to feel as if her SO's attempt to fix things is actually a desperate move to maintain his/her possession, which is what it sounds like from what you've posted. You claim you want her to be happy, but "happy" seems to actually mean not pissed off and yours. You haven't mentioned here a single quality of hers that you want to keep in your life other than the fact that she belongs to you and, again barring complete doormat status, that is something she's going to want to hear when she's ready to talk to you. She's going to have to dictate when that is, though -- you fucked up, which means she gets to decide when and how she's ready to move on.

Also, drop the excuses. Completely. Even if you frame them as reasons and not excuses, let them go. Saying it wouldn't have happened if she'd only come along is about the most wrong thing you can do. Factually true? Perhaps. But it is still shifting blame. And the drunk thing doesn't work, either. Hard to believe you were sober enough to get it up, sober enough to remember what happened the next day, but not sober enough to have said no.

[ShoogarBear]

I cleaned out my closet this weekend. Who knew I had so much shit?

Three garbage bags to the SA and 120 new hangars.

Still not done.

So you're not out of the closet yet?

[baseline bum]

You sure you weren't so drunk that you hooked up with a latino who wanted anal on the first date?

[panic giraffe]

okay i'll take the bait.


Normally, I would say "deny deny deny until you die" but obviously I can't do that right now.

clearly you don't love HER, you love the idea of being in a relationship and not having to look for sex.


I was -drunk-, I was not normal.

I don't want the single bachelor life, I want her. I like to have my woman with me. If she had come with me to the party in the first place, this would not have happened. When I get drunk, she would have taken care of me.

I don't want anyone else. I want her.

where do i begin with this one........ drunk or not, you know if and when you put it in the pooper (unless this chick was just used to being double fisted or something) so stop hiding behind the drunk excuse. that may work for a kiss or something, but it takes some sort of brain power to have epic slut buttsecks. so your girl will never believe this. sorry.

then you go on to semi-blame her and a rant about how you hate being single, which all lead back to my first point. quite honestly it looks like you have mommy issues, (not just mami issues, get it?) what kind of "grown man" needs a girl to take care of him being drunk anyways. so my advice is to forget your new ex. you did the both of you a favor, by showing her what would have happened eventually, and showing yourself that for all your stupidity on the board of a nba team you don't even like, there is always going to be a broad on a way more stupid level who will ass-eat you no matter what. then move back in with your mom, who will take care of you regardless. if she's dead already, then find an old lady to mooch off of. you appearantly don't care where you stick your penis, so no matter how ugly she may be its a win-win.


Wow, that is a decent idea. Just say I thought it was her because I was drunk.

I don't know if I should try it though

you keep showing your true colors.

is there ANY way to fix this??? does anyone have experience with this?

anyone??

honestly, from what i have learned so far in life, if a girl is stupid enough to take you back after cheating. then she is too stupid for you and will make your life hell.

not only will she never trust you and you will be in lockdown worst than msnbc on a saturday night, but secretly she'll be plotting her revenge. and for all a man could do to a woman to wrong her, chicks are 32574590760439562039482785739428572340985723498573 24908573249857 times as evil. so in reality you two will never be able to trust eachother.

so unless she's cool with a open honest swinger relationship then you have no chance. do yourself a favor and move on while you can still get your pipe in the septic tank.

[panic giraffe]

You sure you weren't so drunk that you hooked up with a latino who wanted anal on the first date?


this would explain so much about MH.

she can't get the image of him stuffing some pedro from the real world look-a-like out of her brain.

[Stringer_Bell]

is there ANY way to fix this??? does anyone have experience with this?

anyone??

Your biggest concern right now should be why this "little latina" wanted anal after you just met her at a party, and was cool with fucking in some stranger's room. I bet HE had a dick, and you were just too drunk to notice he tucked it in.

No way can a man ever be so drunk that he forgets the face of his lover in the booty hole of a random person he just met. I do not wish an STD or emotional harm on you, but your girl definitely needs to drop you cuz that shit is inexcusable. Use it as a story to audition for the Real World or something. :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Two "Real World" references in a row? Is it 1995, or something?

[panic giraffe]

Two "Real World" references in a row? Is it 1995, or something?


and i fresh princed it..........................

[jack sommerset]

Give her a free fuck card. She can fuck one dude of her choice.

[tdominate21]

is there ANY way to fix this??? does anyone have experience with this?

anyone??

Well my GF once found out I made out with someone. I was drunk. I told my GF the truth, that she was a friend who had just lost her father and was crying. I was drunk and sympathy set in.

Now I know your case is extreme but once I let my GF know that I was "manipulated", she started to come around.

If you really want this to work out with your girl, it's going to be a looooong process. It's been a few years since my incident and I'm still repairing the damage. Good luck.

[Udokafan05]

Your biggest concern right now should be why this "little latina" wanted anal after you just met her at a party, and was cool with fucking in some stranger's room. I bet HE had a dick, and you were just too drunk to notice he tucked it in.

No way can a man ever be so drunk that he forgets the face of his lover in the booty hole of a random person he just met. I do not wish an STD or emotional harm on you, but your girl definitely needs to drop you cuz that shit is inexcusable. Use it as a story to audition for the Real World or something. :eyebrows

:rollin

[Gutter92]

Huh, me thinks you hooked up with a gay latino male who wanted anal hoping you wouldn't notice his penis. Cheers.

[panic giraffe]

Huh, me thinks you hooked up with a gay latino male who wanted anal hoping you wouldn't notice his penis. Cheers.


funny that no one has heard from illuzion on this yet.

still recouping?

[Frenzy]

People sure like to blame "drinking" on a lot of things. Can't handle the drinking...then don't drink.

[exstatic]

Can I please have help? I seriously do not want to lose her, and I need to fix this. I am a good man, a mistake doesn't change that. We have a good relationship, she is happy. It doesn't mean that she should leave me just because of this???

Actually, when she breaks in on you "traveling the Hershey Highway" with some other girl, yes, it usually does mean she should leave you.

Here's another hint: you don't have a good relationship. People who have good relationships don't do shit like this.

[exstatic]

People sure like to blame "drinking" on a lot of things. Can't handle the drinking...then don't drink.

This. Stop with the excuses. You fucked up. If you don't man up, it's over.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

did you like it

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

This thread is so good.

[J.T.]

If you really want to save your relationship, make a list of everything she ever wanted you to do with her and start checking things off. And I'm not talking about a list of things like getting nailed over a stair railing our hot tub sex or pizza delivery boy roleplaying. Shit like the bakery on the north side of town she wanted to go to and you said no, or that musical she wanted to see about a little boy who turned gay after seeing his labrador get hit by a Dodge 2500 (off topic I can't help but laugh at the irony in people getting hit by a vehicle called "Dodge").

Make that list and do everything on it sincerely. The right way, not half assed. Then when you're done with all that, see if she still loves you enough to stay. She probably won't but it's about all you can do at this point unless she's a dumb broad with no self esteem.

[Goran Dragic]

I was -drunk-, I was not normal.


I think this story is embellished, but in the event it's not, the "I was drunk" excuse is always bullshit to the highest degree. No one held a gun to your head and said get drunk, you chose to get drunk. If cheating on your girlfriend is something you do when you're drunk, then don't fucking get drunk. You're just as responsible for your actions when you're drunk as you are when sober.


PS - Alcohol is a truth serum, if getting a little alcohol in you makes you cheat on your girlfriend, the only reason you don't do it when you're sober is because your conscience takes over.

[AnthonyM]

Wash your dick. Thoroughly.

Then, start thinking of another made-up story to post on ST.

[J.T.]

PS - Alcohol is a truth serum, if getting a little alcohol in you makes you cheat on your girlfriend, the only reason you don't do it when you're sober is because your conscience takes over.

Drunkeness eliminates the conscience kind of like how LSD eliminates the ego, but I wouldn't say alcohol is truth serum. It makes you not care about what you're saying or doing and the worst of all, in men, it gets to the point where you lose the ability to be shallow and start thinking vagina is vagina and you don't care who you get it from.

If you want to get the truth out of someone, what you need is Ambien. Dose someone up on ambien and make them stay awake for 30 minutes... You'll get whatever info you need.

[Goran Dragic]

in men, it gets to the point where you lose the ability to be shallow and start thinking vagina is vagina and you don't care who you get it from.


I honestly wish this was my attitude when I was sober. I'd be a happier person.

[smeagol]

Ok... so last night I went out to my cousin's birthday party. I went alone because she said she had a headache (period was on), so I told her just rest at home. Well, during this party, I just accidentally met and had normal conversation with this cute little latina chick. She got all into me....and I was a little drunk.... well, next thing I know, in my drunken state, we are in a bedroom in my cousin's house and we're in the middle of some "activities".....this girl was kinky and wanted anal....I was drunk, I don't know what came over me but I did it....well... we were in the middle of this as my significant other catches me... she actually got dressed and came to the party to be with me and apparently someone told her where I went. It was not my cousin, though.

Anyway, I don't know what to do. She is very upset at me, and I understand I messed up. It must be a graphic mental image burned into her brain....

I don't know what I can do to make her forgive me, I really messed up this time. She means everything to me and I want to fix this.

can anyone help? advice welcome, please.

Turn to God. He can help you.

[Satan]

Turn to God. He can help you.

The devil made him do it...

[resistanze]

LOL @ this terrible lie of a thread. Probably made this up to make us believe that his cold pizza story is false too.

[MiamiHeat]

It's always the same, too many freaking trolls on this website. Even when you say please, people insult, accuse you of lying, make fun of in an ugly way

no decency.

[AnthonyM]

MiamiHeat when and where was this party?

[Dark Gable]

I wouldn't be so hard on yourself, your SO will get even with a good hard anal pounding of her own so lighten up.

[MiamiHeat]

LOL @ this terrible lie of a thread. Probably made this up to make us believe that his cold pizza story is false too.

Instead of making fun of me, why don't you act like a decent human being ?

You pick and choose what to believe and just make fun of people?

Buddy, I don't lie. If I post it, it's true.

[MiamiHeat]

I wish I was your GF's pal. Some lucky fellow is gonna beat the shit out of that pussy.

Lakers have to rape women to get punany. you should know that kobe fan.

[MiamiHeat]

I wouldn't be so hard on yourself, your SO will get even with a good hard anal pounding of her own so lighten up.

She's not like that, so no

[Dark Gable]

She's not like that, so no

She isn't her normal self when she is drunk, so umm, yeah she is.

[MiamiHeat]

She doesn't drink or do any drugs.

I don't have to worry bout that.

[Dark Gable]

She doesn't drink or do any drugs.

I don't have to worry bout that.

Not around you she doesn't and I'm sure she wasn't worried about your lust for the brown eye.

[spursfan09]

It's always the same, too many freaking trolls on this website. Even when you say please, people insult, accuse you of lying, make fun of in an ugly way

no decency.

Karma.

[bostonguy]

To prevent that mess, if you were getting horny and felt the temptation of fucking her, you should have said no and gone to a bathroom to jackoff. Even if you had alcohol in you, you still had enough common sense to do something like that. You could of gone to the bathroom and jacked off to giving it to her anally. You wouldn't of cheated on her and you would of gotten it out of your system.

As for now, the ball is in her court. If you are lucky, she may give you another chance. A LOT has to go your way for that to happen. You lost her trust and that is a very very hard thing to earn back. In those situations of temptation while in a serious relationship, say no and go to a bathroom to wack it.

[AnthonyM]

several bone thugs n harmony songs posted

and none are "Crossroads" ?


no, I am a legitimate poster on this forum. I don't live anywhere near mouse

I am getting tired of people accusing me of being someone else.

I have been posting here for 2 years now, get with the program.

and lastly

it doesn't matter if MC Hammer himself comes out of retirement and gives political advice.

If the advice is good, it's good, no matter who says it

Damn, so you were at a party, drunk and putting it in a girls booty and you still found time to post last night?

[MiamiHeat]

Damn, so you were at a party, drunk and putting it in a girls booty and you still found time to post last night?

yeah, that post was from 2 AM . She didn't want to speak to me, so I figured I tried to distract myself online, I was feeling horrible and I would go to sleep after.

I could barely sleep very well anyway because I am anxious and nervous. about 5-6 hours later I woke up (usually I sleep 8 hours) and she didn't want to talk to me still and I am now panicked, so I come on here and write the post at like 9am.

[bostonguy]

yeah, that post was from 2 AM . She didn't want to speak to me, so I figured I tried to distract myself online, I was feeling horrible and I would go to sleep after.

I could barely sleep very well anyway because I am anxious and nervous. about 5-6 hours later I woke up (usually I sleep 8 hours) and she didn't want to talk to me still and I am now panicked, so I come on here and write the post at like 9am.

This just happened what 24 hours ago? It may be days or even weeks before she decides she even wants to talk. Give her that space. You may be fucked either way but if you are pushing her, you will have no chance at another shot.

[scott]

Classic mix-up.

[bostonguy]

Yeah right, Mr. I leave chics at the movies for texting.:rollin

Damn right I did and it was a bad move on my part. I let my emotions get the best of me and made all the wrong choices. It allowed me to develop a new mindset.

But onto what you highlighted in my post, what is wrong with that? You cheat on her with your hand.

[Dark Gable]

If it'll make you feel better MH, I'll screw your significant other that way you'll be even and can go and have a long and meaningless relationship.

[AnthonyM]

Yeah right, Mr. I leave chics at the movies for texting.:rollin

:lol Link please

[bostonguy]

I forgot the name of the thread. It was classic, for sure.:lol

What an evening it was...

[jack sommerset]

Let the her know how sorry you are and that you will never do it again. Make her dinner, put on something sexy, do a little strip tease for her, put on some porn,, rub one out in front of her, let her tie you up and have her way with you. Crying after always helps.

[bostonguy]

The only bad move about that was it being the sister of your friend. As far as jacking off to resist temptation, fuck that. The ass was there for the taking, he just should have been more sneaky about it.

Oh I know. I took a major chance and had expectations. Both were bad mindsets to have especially when I was still getting over my past demons.


Why fuck that? If he cared that much about his girl, he should of done that. Temptation will be their but it is what you do about it that matters.

[sook]

MH, i don't know what to say, but even if you were drunk you really have no excuse.

The truth may hurt but she probably won't get back with you and she shouldn't.

Trust is so easy to lose, and so difficult get back.

[Stringer_Bell]

It's always the same, too many freaking trolls on this website. Even when you say please, people insult, accuse you of lying, make fun of in an ugly way

no decency.

Awww shit man, I didn't recognize your lack of Nic Cage photo or else I would have just gotten to the point without being TOO insulting.

Basically, there's no way to undo what you did or make it better...but it's not 100% your fault, it's the human condition. Any time she hangs out with your cousin or cute latinas, she has a chance of flashbacking to that moment and the embarrassment and hurt it caused her. She would make associations between things that, if she stayed with you, would require a lot more strength and trust than she had already giving you. Now I ask...

Would you increase your bet on a person that hurt you? Probably not, because 95% of humanity probably would not. Be thankful she is not your wife or the mother of your kids or your loan officer, pack up and move on bro before it wrecks you even more.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

For whatever reason embedding is disabled:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZng4Kd0Am4

Learn from your mistake is about all you can do at this point.

[thispego]

You get caught red handed, or brown dicked in this case, and you are fucked. It's all over for you and your girl. She will never ever look at you the same. And if you do manage to stay with her, it wouldn't be worth it because she will torture you with this from here on out.

[The Reckoning]

was it your cousin's 16th birthday or something?

[Nash2TimeMVp]

Look MiamiHeat, we're not dumbfucks, this fabricated tale of misfits with dicks in the wrong holes of other tranny misfits isn't fooling anybody except those who love to give advice and play dr.phil on boards with there super knowledge of relationshjips and everything else. so shut the fuck up, put the keyboard down, and disconnect your interent.

no one likes you, your views, or your lousy porno stories.

also i'd like to point out that you're on par with being homosexual bcuz of the following:
you hate god/religon
you hate gays (closet aspect)
you hate anything remotely feminine about guys (another closet aspect)
you constantly tell made up stories of how you're getting your dick sucked or putting your dick up other ppl of the same gender and/or transgenders to get you off while you masturbate to god knows what.
























i saiddd

[thispego]

:lmao :lmao :lmao GOLD! Gold brah, gold! Lololololol :rollin

[JudynTX]

She'll never be able to trust you again, so it's probably best to just walk away.

You're fucked.

I hope that chick you screwed around with was worth it.

[I. Hustle]

:lol

[symple19]

Look MiamiHeat, we're not dumbfucks, this fabricated tale of misfits with dicks in the wrong holes of other tranny misfits isn't fooling anybody except those who love to give advice and play dr.phil on boards with there super knowledge of relationshjips and everything else. so shut the fuck up, put the keyboard down, and disconnect your interent.

no one likes you, your views, or your lousy porno stories.

also i'd like to point out that you're on par with being homosexual bcuz of the following:
you hate god/religon
you hate gays (closet aspect)
you hate anything remotely feminine about guys (another closet aspect)
you constantly tell made up stories of how you're getting your dick sucked or putting your dick up other ppl of the same gender and/or transgenders to get you off while you masturbate to god knows what.
























i saiddd

This one here gets a big ole' rofl from me

MH, just stop posting these "personal experiences" on this website...Nothing good will ever come of it...ever

[IronMexican]

MH is a good story teller

[Mavs > Spurs]

:lmao

[Nbadan]

Your ex just needs to go out and get some strange herself, then if she wants u back let her take the lead....you just gave her a get-free-dick card

[Zelophehad]

Maybe some tickets to a Miami Thrice game will turn her hot heart to ice or her make her cold heart melt, whatever. As you've been saying this Heart teaming is the greatest thing in recorded history. Maybe it has the power to get her back. Get some great seats and maybe she'll not only forgive you but maybe she'll blow you under the rafters junior high style. If that doesn't work, lie to her and tell her you know D-Wade and shit to get her backstage once she sees the 2010-11 Miami Heat she'll immediately get aroused, like you do. Maybe you could even buy a varsity Miami Heat jacket and....oh fuck it I'm so fuckef up. Cant eve finifh this lame thught, Also, tbh I didn't really even read through this thread before posting.

Stop being a pussy and move on or set a deadline.

[The Reckoning]

yeah sounds like a great idea 4 and a half months after.

[silverblk mystix]

OK...help is on the way...here is what you do;

Nothing.

Pretend it didn't happen...because you were drunk and can't remember shit...remember?

See...you don't...

Eventually , when she starts giving you attitude...you ask her what is HER fuckin' problem...

when she starts babbling on about ...you cheated...how could you...you bastard,etc...

you calmly look straight into her pained,drawn, exhausted, face and teary eyes and say:

``Hey baby, I told you when we met---I had hobbies!''

[lebomb]

I have a feeling this story was fabricated. :(

[easjer]

I am so sad I missed this thread when it debuted. Classic.

[ducks]

Can I please have help? I seriously do not want to lose her, and I need to fix this. I am a good man, a mistake doesn't change that. We have a good relationship, she is happy. It doesn't mean that she should leave me just because of this???

my advise is DO NOT EVER DRINK AGAIN
you then well be normal and act normal

[21GoSpursGo9]

WTF! This same guy who has been acting all badass on the nba forums made a thread about this???
OMG:lmao:lmao