Break out the champagne and schedule the parade, bitches

[Findog]

Look who is fourth in the Power Rankings Poll:

http://i50.tinypic.com/2ujt3zr.jpg

[Double-Up]

Wow...(yawn)

[Basketballgirl25]

what parade, they aren't going to win they are going to lose. Cavs are winning it all. I guess you can schedule the parade for if they get to the finals, but that would be kind of lame

[Findog]

Wow...(yawn)

You're just jealous because the Rox aren't near as high in the Rankings as the boys in blue. I'm dousing myself in Cristal right now.

[Obstructed_View]

Dallas has been great. They're starting to put it together at just the right time. Fortunately for them San Antonio and Houston were trainwrecks when Dallas was struggling, but it's clear sailing now as they're the only Texas team to hit their stride.

[Findog]

Dallas has been great. They're starting to put it together at just the right time. Fortunately for them San Antonio were trainwrecks when Dallas was struggling and still continue to be, but they've got a good shot going forward.

I still don't understand why the Spurs have been so underwhelming, but FWIW, they're only 3 back in the loss column...probably only 2 after the Cats beat us tonight.

[monosylab1k]

Hollinger still has Dallas at 13 :lol right ahead of Milwaukee

[Double-Up]

You're just jealous because the Rox aren't near as high in the Rankings as the boys in blue. I'm dousing myself in Cristal right now.

Oh I ain't a hater, I would actually root for any Texas team over anyone else if my Rockets are out cause that's how I roll...but be fucking realistic...you won't get pass the Lakers...only the Cavs can.

[Findog]

Hollinger still has Dallas at 13 :lol right ahead of Milwaukee

That makes no sense, bc he always justifies that formula by saying it's weighted heavily towards recent play. Well, they've won seven straight, they're as hot as any team in the league.

[Ghazi]

Spurs will finish 5+ games behind the Mavs when its said and done.

[monosylab1k]

what parade, they aren't going to win they are going to lose. Cavs are winning it all. I guess you can schedule the parade for if they get to the finals, but that would be kind of lame

Are the Nets planning a parade after (if) they get win #10?

[djohn2oo8]

Premature ejaculation , mav fan just doing what he's supposed to do

[mavsfan1000]

Dallas should've been 3. They beat Orlando at Orlando.

[monosylab1k]

That makes no sense, bc he always justifies that formula by saying it's weighted heavily towards recent play. Well, they've won seven straight, they're as hot as any team in the league.

Beating 5 teams currently ranked ahead of them at that. He claims he's unbiased but his system has been favorably ranking his pets, Utah, for years now. He's working his system to fit what he wants to see.

[Ghazi]

Premature ejaculation , mav fan just doing what he's supposed to do

lol lottery

[mavs>spurs2]

Premature ejaculation , mav fan just doing what he's supposed to do

premature ejaculation, isn't that how you were conceived, yellow boy? :rollin

[Basketballgirl25]

Are the Nets planning a parade after (if) they get win #10?

No, but Devils are planning a parade when they win the stanley cup and Yankees will be planning a parade again this year as well:toast:toast.

[djohn2oo8]

lol lottery

LOL Starting a thread about champagne when you aren't even the defending champs


premature ejaculation, isn't that how you were conceived, yellow boy? :rollin

cool story, bro

[mavs>spurs2]

LOL Starting a thread about champagne when you aren't even the defending champs



cool story, bro

i thought it was quite the extraordinary exposition myself, when i stayed up late last night by the fireplace writing it with my best quill pen while sipping some of the finest wine. thanks bro

[Ghazi]

we staaaaaaacked!

[Chomag]

Dallas will be able to put up another regular season championions banner? I don't get it.

On a side note: Wow! Utah in 5th!?! who would have thunk it!

[mavs>spurs2]

we staaaaaaacked!

STACKED HE SAID! :wow

I got a big HAYWOOD right about now, djohn you wanna playyyyyyyyyyy? :eyebrows

[nkdlunch]

Mavs are the best team in the West and 2nd best in the league. clearly.

this has 2010 Western Conference Champion written all over it.

[djohn2oo8]

Mavs are the best team in the West and 2nd best in the league. clearly.

this has 2010 Western Conference Champion written all over it.

This has 06' written all over it

[mavs>spurs2]

This has 06' written all over it

would you rather it be 2005 all over again? :king

i can change my sig back to the old JET one, if you like

[Chillen]

Actually Dallas if they stay healthy is now a real threat to beat the Lakers. The Lakers have 2 teams in the West they are worried about and that's Denver and Dallas. People also forget the Mavs don't have Dampier, and now they have the size and offense to give the Lakers some potential problems in a 7 game series. When they got beat by Denver last year they didn't have this kind of depth like they do now.

Let's not break out the champagne and schedule the parade yet, a bit premature, but Dallas is now a threat to win the whole thing.

[nkdlunch]

Let's not break out the champagne and schedule the parade yet, a bit premature, but Dallas is now a threat to win the whole thing.

as they were in 07

[mavs>spurs2]

lol findog makes an OBVIOUSLY sarcastic thread, and the fans of every other texas team start spazzing out and foaming at the mouth :lmao

[in2deep]

sarcastic as in not gonna happen?

[Chillen]

as they were in 07

If your talking the 1st rd exit team in 2007, this one isn't that. I am no Mavs homer, but I have watched them play and they look pretty damn good. Haywood and Butler are helping ease the work load that Dirk had to carry in previous playoffs. If Haywood get's injured they would be in trouble though.

[mavs>spurs2]

sarcastic as in not gonna happen?

are you a fucking dipshit? he's obviously joking about our rise in the power rankings, not actually sincerely believing that we are a sure bet to win the championship.

but even a bitter spur fan would have to admit that now it's a legit POSSIBILITY, isn't that right son?

[mavs>spurs2]

If your talking the 1st rd exit team in 2007, this one isn't that. I am no Mavs homer, but I have watched them play and they look pretty damn good. Haywood and Butler are helping ease the work load that Dirk had to carry in those playoffs. If Haywood get's injured they would be in trouble.

thanks for being the voice of reason amidst this crowd of jackasses +1

Haywood and Butler are doing EXACTLY what they were brought in to do, and aside from last night, our defense is looking absolutely GREAT.

[in2deep]

lakers still team to beat.

mavs are on same level as nuggz

[mavs>spurs2]

lakers still team to beat.

mavs are on same level as nuggz

Exactly, no one is saying that the Mavs or Nuggets are the favorites coming into a series with LA, but anyone who denies that either of those 2 could actually pull it off is just being ignorant. The Nuggets look great and seem to have hit their stride, but the thing about the Mavs is that we are going to continue to improve in every single game until the playoffs begin as we gel. No one has seen what this team is capable of at 100% yet.

[mavs>spurs2]

There are too many stupid people on this this board right now. How anyone can't see that this thread was sarcastic is beyond me. :lol

:lmao

Findog: super troll, or sane person amidst a board full of dumbasses?

[Brazil]

Dallas from pretenders to contenders

[Findog]

Premature ejaculation , mav fan just doing what he's supposed to do

Irony, look it up.

[lefty]

Look who is fourth in the Power Rankings Poll:

http://i50.tinypic.com/2ujt3zr.jpg

http://media.fukung.net/images/3407/Gayest%20Guy%20on%20Earth.jpg

[ehz33satx]

No other fans but Mavericks fans give a damn about regular season rankings. Greatness is remember by how many Naismith trophies are displayed in the trophy case, not how many regular season champions banners are hanging from the rafters. Sure your team is better this regular season than the Spurs but win it all in the playoffs a minimum of 4 times before you declare the Mavs a better team overall than the Spurs. Sheesh!

[Findog]

No other fans but Mavericks fans give a damn about regular season rankings. Greatness is remember by how many Naismith trophies are displayed in the trophy case, not how many regular season champions banners are hanging from the rafters. Sure you team is better this regular season than the Spurs but win it all in the playoffs a minimum of 4 times before you declare the Mavs a better team overall than the Spurs. Sheesh!

http://blog.news-record.com/staff/culture/Big%20Bell%20Box%20Meal%20(theirs).jpg

[ehz33satx]

but even a bitter spur fan would have to admit that now it's a legit POSSIBILITY, isn't that right son?

Looks like Mavs fans are in the position of Spurs fans in seeking recognition and legitimacy from other NBA fans just a few seasons back. At least the Spurs earned the respect. Spurs have hit 4 home runs overall, Mavs got as far as third base just a few times. Classic little brother big brother syndrome.

[in2deep]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/AAHD038_8x10~2006-Dallas-Mavericks-Western-Conference-Champions-Posters.jpg

[redzero]

Jesus Christ! How many victory parades do the Mavs have each season?

[djohn2oo8]

Jesus Christ! How many victory parades do the Mavs have each season?

:lol

[ehz33satx]

Remember when the Mavericks won their beloved Western Conference Champions banner one season but were too ashamed to unveil it and waited until the next game after playing those same Golden State Warriors who beat them so badly in the playoffs?

[Findog]

Remember when the Mavericks won their beloved Western Conference Champions banner one season but were too ashamed to unveil and waited until the next game after playing those same Golden State Warriors who beat them so badly in the playoffs?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1265/1171397060_c4abf3778c.jpg

[Findog]

Looks like Mavs fans are in the position of Spurs fans in seeking recognition and legitimacy from other NBA fans just a few seasons back. At least the Spurs earned the respect. Spurs have hit 4 home runs overall, Mavs got as far as third base just a few times. Classic little brother big brother syndrome.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Tombstone_pizza.jpg

[badfish22]

Spur, Hornet, and Rocket fans all bonding together around their irrelevant teams.

[Findog]

Jesus Christ! How many victory parades do the Mavs have each season?

I walked five blocks from Harwood and Elm to Harwood and Federal to commemorate beating down that Creole Blue ass last night. Of course I do that everyday to get to work.

[dirk4mvp]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1265/1171397060_c4abf3778c.jpg

That looks thoroughly disgusting.

[in2deep]

Remember when the Mavericks won their beloved Western Conference Champions banner one season but were too ashamed to unveil it and waited until the next game after playing those same Golden State Warriors who beat them so badly in the playoffs?

holy shit I didn't know that

LOL how embarrassing

[ehz33satx]

I hope your team wins a championship one day, just so I can start respecting you Mavs fans and your junior varsity team your support up there in Big D. And by championship I mean the Naismith not the regular season chumps banner!

[IronMexican]

http://blog.news-record.com/staff/culture/Big%20Bell%20Box%20Meal%20(theirs).jpg

Damn, that looks good. I want that.

[Findog]

I hope your team wins a championship one day, just so I can start respecting you Mavs fans and your junior varsity team your support up there in Big D. And by championship I mean the Naismith not the regular season chumps banner!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Z4W9w-IrtB4/St0S-uwjPtI/AAAAAAAABOg/W1y6wU6N1WI/s400/pop-tarts-400.jpg

[ehz33satx]

holy shit I didn't know that

LOL how embarrassing

Oh its very true. They played the Warriors the first game of the next season, but waited till the next game after to actually unfurl the one banner they have hanging from the rafters. Isn't that right Mavericks fans? Anyone of you can pipe up and let people know I am not lying.

[Findog]

holy shit I didn't know that

LOL how embarrassing

That never happened.

[Findog]

Oh its very true. They played the Warriors the first game of the next season, but waited till the next game after to actually unfurl the one banner they have hanging from the rafters. Isn't that right Mavericks fans? Anyone of you can pipe up and let people know I am not lying.

Not true. Get your facts straight.

[ehz33satx]

Oh its very true! Look it up.

[in2deep]

ok had to look it up. This is what happened:

"Dallas led 27-26 after a closely contested first quarter. Nowitzki scored eight points on 4-5 field goal shooting. TNT's Craig Sager reported that the Mavericks originally planned to raise their Western Conference Championship banner on opening night but owner Mark Cuban decided to delay the ceremony until Monday's game against Golden State. Some speculate that Cuban did not want to fire up the Spurs but he insisted that the reason was simply marketing: the Spurs game would sell out no matter what and the banner ceremony would boost attendance for the Warriors' game."

http://20secondtimeout.blogspot.com/2006/11/spurs-spoil-mavericks-home-opener-97.html

[Findog]

Oh its very true! Look it up.

You said they were "too embarrassed" to raise a banner in their first game against the Golden State Warriors after the Warriors beat them in the 2007 playoffs. That never happened. Get your facts straight.

[Findog]

In any event, this thread is about the Mavs being fourth in the Power Rankings, not the Spurs struggling to qualify for the playoffs.

[in2deep]

yeah, mavfan is correct. Seems mavs were embarrased to raise it vs. Spurs and decided to raise it vs. Warriors who hadn't beaten them yet. (they lost both games btw)

[dirk4mvp]

In any event, this thread is about the Mavs being fourth in the Power Rankings, not the Spurs struggling to qualify for the playoffs.

Actually, it's about the Spurs having 4 rings and the Mavericks not getting any respect from some random poster on spurstalk.

[ehz33satx]

Close enough. Happened a few seasons back and i dont give enough of a damn about the Mavericks to follow them closely to always get my facts about them straight. Still embarassing that your team did not raise that beloved regular season champs banner against 4X NBA Champions and waited till after.

[ehz33satx]

Actually, it's about the Spurs having 4 rings and the Mavericks not getting any respect from some random poster on spurstalk.

We are all random posters but SOME of us can go down to our local NBA team's arena and actually feast our eyes on NBA Championship trophies. Some not all.

[Findog]

Close enough. Happened a few seasons back and i dont give enough of a damn about the Mavericks to follow them closely to always get my facts about them straight.

Which is why you're posting repeatedly in this thread, because you don't give enough of a damn about the Mavericks. :lol

[Findog]

We are all random posters but SOME of us can go down to our local NBA team's arena and actually feast our eyes on NBA Championship trophies.

You actually do that? That's pathetic.

[Findog]

yeah, mavfan is correct.

As always.

[djohn2oo8]

We are all random posters but SOME of us can go down to our local NBA team's arena and actually feast our eyes on NBA Championship trophies. Some not all.

:lol

http://www.charliedigital.com/content/binary/comment-friday-damn.jpg

[badfish22]

Oh its very true. Isn't that right Mavericks fans? Anyone of you can pipe up and let people know I am not lying.


Oh its very true! Look it up.


Close enough. Happened a few seasons back and i dont give enough of a damn about the Mavericks to follow them closely to always get my facts about them straight. Still embarassing that your team did not raise that beloved regular season champs banner against 4X NBA Champions and waited till after.

lol spurfan. Back peddle faster

[ehz33satx]

I would even wager a bet that fans of the Oklahoma City Thunder just might experience the euphoria of actually winning the championship before you Mavs fans ever do.

[badfish22]

:lol


Would one spurfan please be this motherfuckers friend. Hes trying his damn hardest here.

[Thompson]

You're just jealous because the Rox aren't near as high in the Rankings as the boys in blue. I'm dousing myself in Cristal right now.

That's probably a good idea. No point saving it for anything.

[dirk4mvp]

here I am for backup, spurfan!

[djohn2oo8]

Would one spurfan please be this motherfuckers friend. Hes trying his damn hardest here.

I'm sure that after 07, mav fans and Warriors fans became best buddies

[Findog]

I would even wager a bet that fans of the Oklahoma City Thunder just might experience the euphoria of actually winning the championship before you Mavs fans ever do.

http://media-files.gather.com/images/d142/d858/d744/d224/d96/f3/full.jpg

[in2deep]

We are all random posters but SOME of us can go down to our local NBA team's arena and actually feast our eyes on NBA Championship trophies. Some not all.

:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

We are all random posters but SOME of us can go down to our local NBA team's arena and actually feast our eyes on NBA Championship trophies. Some not all.


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Goran Dragic]

We are all random posters but SOME of us can go down to our local NBA team's arena and actually feast our eyes on NBA Championship trophies. Some not all.


My guess is Findog has won just as many championships as you have.

[Cane]

We are all random posters but SOME of us can go down to our local NBA team's arena and actually feast our eyes on NBA Championship trophies. Some not all.

:toast:lol:lmao:rollin

[Goran Dragic]

Wow people are laughing at that for the wrong reasons.

[IronMexican]

Damn, that looks good. I want that.

I was gonna eat some, then I remembered we had Birria in the fridge:tu

[Greg Oden]

My guess is Findog has won just as many championships as you have.

I am told Findawg won the Spurstalk pickup game title.

Findawg - 1

random spur fan - 0

[cheguevara]

We are all random posters but SOME of us can go down to our local NBA team's arena and actually feast our eyes on NBA Championship trophies. Some not all.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


I'd have to say the mavfan troll has been trolled :lol

[Goran Dragic]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


I'd have to say the mavfan troll has been trolled :lol


Not really. God damn you fat beaners are stupid.

[cheguevara]

Not really. God damn you fat beaners are stupid.

you are findogs boyfriend huh?

[badfish22]

lol at Spurfan going fucking nuts over this stupid "four rings!" comment, while everyone else just laughs at the kid.

[Goran Dragic]

you are findogs boyfriend huh?


http://www.carlsjr.com/content/products/gb_menu/CarneAsadaBurrito_Burritos.jpg

[nkdlunch]

We are all random posters but SOME of us can go down to our local NBA team's arena and actually feast our eyes on NBA Championship trophies. Some not all.

LOL

/thread

[Goran Dragic]

Is staring at the championships people you've never met won sexually arousing or something?

[badfish22]

Is staring at the championships people you've never met won sexually arousing or something?

It sounds like all spurfans do it. Kind of sad.....

[Goran Dragic]

It sounds like all spurfans do it. Kind of sad.....


Well when you're so fat you can't even see your dick at least it can get hard by staring at a trophy.

[Findog]

Here ya go Spurs fans, try putting a towel down over the keyboard:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3029/3069091847_e22f4584dd.jpg

[The Franchise]

lol at Spurfan going fucking nuts over this stupid "four rings!" comment, while everyone else just laughs at the kid.

http://www.lamediterraneeny.com/img/images/images/cityentree_images/9317_lamediterranee_barmenu_1_500.jpg

Not really here to instigate. Just wanted to add some better looking cuisine to this bitch. :lol

[Allanon]

I'm a bitch ass coward.

Mother fucker.

Change your sig. You lost the bet.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4110682&postcount=82

Allanon- There's a date and time on it if I edited it now. I can specifically find the post where I said he was a "role player" FIRST.

You take the bet or not you pussy shit?

Mono - Ok I take that bet.

Allanon - I showed you where "role player" was. I won.

Change your sig to "I'm Allanon's bitch", Mono. :lol

[monosylab1k]

:lmao that shit is saved on your hard drive! you took the time to copy and paste that shit onto your own computer for future reference!

beyond pathetic :lmao

[Allanon]

I'm a bitch ass coward

That's right muthafucka; this is copy and pasted shit cuz I know your bitch ass is going to hold out for a long time :lmao

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4110682&postcount=82

Allanon- There's a date and time on it if I edited it now. I can specifically find the post where I said he was a "role player" FIRST.

You take the bet or not you pussy shit?

Mono - Ok I take that bet.

Allanon - I showed you where "role player" was. I won.

Change your sig to "I'm Allanon's bitch", Mono. :lol

[Goran Dragic]

http://ddppchicago.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/nachos-main_full.jpg

[Greg Oden]

lol allanon

[Allanon]

lol allanon

lol pussy ass Mavfan hiding behind her troll :lmao

[Greg Oden]

underrated


http://www.momsational.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mini-pizza-hut-tuscani-pasta.jpg

[bostonguy]

Look who is fourth in the Power Rankings Poll:

http://i50.tinypic.com/2ujt3zr.jpg

Does this call for a KFC bowl or is that only for negative purposes?

[The Franchise]

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20100111-nastybits-chitterlings.jpg

[dirk4mvp]

lol pussy ass Mavfan hiding behind her troll :lmao

Greg says you're a faggot for not living up to your bet.

[Allanon]

Greg says you're a faggot for not living up to your bet.

Whatever, bitch. You've always hid behind that lame troll, Mavfan.

[dirk4mvp]

Whatever, bitch. You've always hid behind that lame troll, Mavfan.

lol owned by mono and not living up to your bet.

[Allanon]

*cue Allanon's cut/paste job saved on his hard drive*

Fuck Anthothy Randolph Mono. Change back to Mono and change your sig.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4110682&postcount=82

Allanon- There's a date and time on it if I edited it now. I can specifically find the post where I said he was a "role player" FIRST.

You take the bet or not you pussy shit?

Mono - Ok I take that bet.

Allanon - I showed you where "role player" was. I won.

Change your sig to "I'm Allanon's bitch", Mono. :lol

[Findog]

Can we take this Allanon/Mono sig shit to another thread? This thread is about celebrating the Mavs finishing fourth in the latest Power Rankings Thread.

[The Franchise]

http://chadzilla.typepad.com/chadzilla/images/hog_head_004.jpg

[Allanon]

Can we take this Allanon/Mono sig shit to another thread? This thread is about celebrating the Mavs finishing fourth in the latest Power Rankings Thread.

My apologies to you Findog.

Nothing personal; but I ain't letting this bitch out of paying up even if it takes a year or two.

[Findog]

My apologies to you Findog.

Nothing personal; but I ain't letting this bitch out of paying up even if it takes a year or two.

Fair enough.

[mavs>spurs2]

My apologies to you Findog.

Nothing personal; but I ain't letting this bitch out of paying up even if it takes a year or two.

by doing that you're not "not letting him out of paying up"

you're just making yourself look like a clown. i shake my head in pity every time i see you follow behind mono with that lame paste job. you lost, i thought that thread where the entire board shit all over you made that apparent.

[Goran Dragic]

We are all random posters but SOME of us can go down to our local NBA team's arena and actually feast our eyes on NBA Championship trophies. Some not all.


This comment is still pure gold.

[Xylus]

We are all random posters but SOME of us can go down to our local NBA team's arena and actually feast our eyes on NBA Championship trophies. Some not all.

This is seriously one of the dumbest things I've read on SpursTalk.

[Allanon]

I'm just another one of Mono's Mavfan butt buddies sticking up for him since he can't fight his own battles

I gots a cut and paste for your type too :lmao

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat

[mavs>spurs2]

This is seriously one of the dumbest things I've read on SpursTalk.

almost as dumb as allanon spamming the board with that shit cut and paste job looking like a fucktard

[mavs>spurs2]

^ lol fuckin IRONY

[Allanon]

^ lol butt buddy

[Spurfan]

We are all random posters but SOME of us can go down to our local NBA team's arena and actually feast our eyes on NBA Championship trophies. Some not all.


ROFL owned :lmao:lmao:rollin:lol:lol:rollin sucks for fans who don't have any championships to stare at BWAHAHAHAHA that comment is ownage!

[mavs>spurs2]

you're a persistant little bitch, no matter how fucking stupid you are. i'm sure someone somewhere can respect that, but you're just too fucking dumb to get it from me

[Allanon]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat

:lmao

[jag]

This is seriously one of the dumbest things I've read on SpursTalk.

Lakers, Rockets and Spurs fan all probably laughed a little on the inside. It's a "4 rings faggot" with a little more creativity. I wish he hadn't used the word "feast," but it is what it is.

Either way, it wasn't half as bad as BJOT material. The thing that makes it bad is that it comes at a time when the Spurs will be lucky to beat the hornets tonight.

[mavs>spurs2]

ppl who are obsessed with arguments are gay. people who enjoy losing arguments are gay masochists. allanon likes getting dominated and abused by men?

[Xylus]

Lakers, Rockets and Spurs fan all probably laughed a little on the inside. It's a "4 rings faggot" with a little more creativity. I wish he hadn't used the word "feast," but it is what it is.

Either way, it wasn't half as bad as BJOT material. The thing that makes it bad is that it comes at a time when the Spurs will be lucky to beat the hornets tonight.

It was an attempt at a creative "4 rings faggot" but came off as convoluted and lame. I can't count how many times I've sat at home wishing I could drive to my local arena and stare at trophies.

[Goran Dragic]

Lakers, Rockets and Spurs fan all probably laughed a little on the inside. It's a "4 rings faggot" with a little more creativity. I wish he hadn't used the word "feast," but it is what it is.

Either way, it wasn't half as bad as BJOT material. The thing that makes it bad is that it comes at a time when the Spurs will be lucky to beat the hornets tonight.


It's something BJOT would say.

[Allanon]

ppl who are obsessed with arguments are gay. people who enjoy losing arguments are gay masochists. allanon likes getting dominated and abused by men?

Says Mono's butt buddy. lol the irony :lol

[jag]

It was an attempt at a creative "4 rings faggot" but came off as convoluted and lame. I can't count how many times I've sat at home wishing I could drive to my local arena and stare at trophies.

:lol fair enough...i never said it wasn't gay. The closest arena to me is in Atlanta. And i'm not driving 1 1/2 hours to walk through that dangerous city.

[Goran Dragic]

I can't count how many times I've sat at home wishing I could drive to my local arena and stare at trophies.


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[jag]

It's something BJOT would say.

He's not smart enough to construct actual sentences. We both know this.

And i've never seen him not use profanity in a post.

[Goran Dragic]

He's not smart enough to construct actual sentences. We both know this.

And i've never seen him not use profanity in a post.


touche

[mavs>spurs2]

butt buddy

says the gay man. oh the irony :dramaquee

[Allanon]

says the gay man. oh the irony :dramaquee

I ain't coming to another grown man's rescue like you are. Oh the irony :lol

[mavs>spurs2]

I ain't coming to another grown man's rescue like you are. Oh the irony :lol

you like taking abuse from men. there's about 10+ pages of proof. you just kept coming back for more now matter how hard you were getting pounded, it was sickening

[Allanon]

Oh, I'll come to your rescue Mono poo. We's butt buddies 4 eva

:lol

[mavs>spurs2]

changing quotes because you got nothing else is the universal :yield

[Allanon]

changing quotes because you got nothing else is the universal :yield

:lol Grown men calling up butt buddies to defend them is the universal sign of :yield

[mavs>spurs2]

you just lost another argument, add that to your little tally. "yer O and forever" in the words of your best buddy culburn.

[Allanon]

Oh, I'll come to your rescue Mono poo. We's butt buddies 4 eva

:lmao

[mavs>spurs2]

:lol Calling up butt buddies to defend you is the universal sign of :yield

mono didn't call me up. you're so fucking stupid it's amazing. i just have a disdain for morons, and i feel obliged to spank your little ass every time i see a moron acting up and trying to get loud.

[Allanon]

Oh, I'll come to your rescue Mono poo. We's butt buddies 4 eva.

:lol Mavfan rescuing Mavfan

[mavs>spurs2]

do you really think every time you get owned, quote it, and post some more of your bullshit you're winning arguments? (serious question)

[Allanon]

Oh, I'll come to your rescue Mono poo. We's butt buddies 4 eva.

:lol Mavfan rescuing Mavfan like "damsels in distress".

[mavs>spurs2]

you'll never learn. keep living in your fabricated reality Mr. King Argument Winner :lmao

http://www.armieswear.com/images/products/contemporary/thumbs/CUI_jessica_pink.png

[Allanon]

Oh, I'll come to your rescue Mono poo. We's butt buddies 4 eva.

:lol Mavfan rescuing Mavfan like "damsels in distress".

kHmvkRoEowc

[mavs>spurs2]

http://www.armieswear.com/images/products/contemporary/thumbs/CUI_jessica_pink.png

[djohn2oo8]

This has gotten really pathetic

[mavs>spurs2]

this has gotten really pathetic

+1

[monosylab1k]

lol allanon

[Allanon]

I'm a coward when I lose a bet

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4110682&postcount=82

Allanon- There's a date and time on it if I edited it now. I can specifically find the post where I said he was a "role player" FIRST.

You take the bet or not you pussy shit?

Mono - Ok I take that bet.

Allanon - I showed you where "role player" was. I won.

Change your sig to "I'm Allanon's bitch", Mono. :lol

[Allanon]

This has gotten really pathetic

Yup it has. :lol

[Spurz iN 09]

This is seriously one of the dumbest things I've read on SpursTalk.


A fan with ZERO rings would say that.

[ehz33satx]

Hey I recognize regular season greatness when I see it. ALL HAIL THE DALLAS MAVERICKS AND THEIR FANS! #1 in all of the NBA regular season!

[Goran Dragic]

Hey I recognize regular season greatness when I see it. ALL HAIL THE DALLAS MAVERICKS AND THEIR FANS! #1 in all of the NBA regular season!


Regular season greatness is more greatness than you've ever had.

[ehz33satx]

Regular season greatness is more greatness than you've ever had.


???


Come again Suns fan?

[j.dizzle]

http://www.armandoferrari.com/storage/dom_perignon_rose_.jpg
pop roseeeeeeeee hahahaha, some delicious shit right here

[Budkin]

Wow talk about the ultimate jinx thread... remember what happened last time the parade was scheduled?

[Goran Dragic]

???


Come again Suns fan?


Every Suns fan and Dallas fan has won as many championships as you have. It's a tough reality you have a hard time accepting. What have you personally done that makes it so Findog needs to earn your respect?

[ehz33satx]

I have not won an NBA championship personally but the NBA team I follow has won a few NBA Championships. How is that for you?

[Goran Dragic]

I have not won an NBA championship personally


Then you have no business making fun of the Mavericks, Suns or either one of their fanbases for not winning one either. Thanks for playing you ringless motherfucker.

[ehz33satx]

Then you have no business making fun of the Mavericks, Suns or either one of their fanbases for not winning one either. Thanks for playing you ringless motherfucker.

Why can't I make fun of losing teams fan bases? My team has won championships. Yours hasn't. Suck on that bitch!

[Findog]

Wow talk about the ultimate jinx thread... remember what happened last time the parade was scheduled?

Irony, look it up.

[bostonguy]

Spurs vs Mavs war again!

[ehz33satx]

Fuck the Mavs and the Suns and their fans!

[Findog]

I don't give a damn about the Mavs, that's why I helped stretch this thread out to 9 pages.

[badfish22]

Wow talk about the ultimate jinx thread... remember what happened last time the parade was scheduled?

Good job bro, you got the joke.

[Findog]

Beating 5 teams currently ranked ahead of them at that. He claims he's unbiased but his system has been favorably ranking his pets, Utah, for years now. He's working his system to fit what he wants to see.

He's got Miami ahead of Dallas...Miami which is 29-31, lost four straight games, has a lesser strength of schedule...based on body of work or recent play, how on earth can you make the case that they're better than the Mavs? He needs to rethink his precious formula if it's giving him that kind of result.

[bostonguy]

I would like to see the Mavs sign another backup 4. Any would be nice just to add to their depth. With Tim Thomas likely done for the year, that only leaves Najera and Damp.

[badfish22]

I would like to see the Mavs sign another backup 4. Any would be nice just to add to their depth. With Tim Thomas likely done for the year, that only leaves Najera and Damp.

That would be ideal, but probably won't happen. Donnie has said that they are likely stand pat. Making our playoff rotation look like this:

Kidd/JJ
Butler/Terry/Stevenson
Marion/Butler/Stevenson
Dirk/Marion/Najera
Haywood/Damp/Najera

[mavs>spurs2]

I would like to see the Mavs sign another backup 4. Any would be nice just to add to their depth. With Tim Thomas likely done for the year, that only leaves Najera and Damp.

Someone like idk say Humphries :lol

[Goran Dragic]

Why can't I make fun of losing teams fan bases? My team has won championships. Yours hasn't. Suck on that bitch!


I've won just as many championships as you, and I'm also not a fat beaner. SUCK ON THAT BITCH!

[ShoogarBear]

Can we take this Allanon/Mono sig shit to another thread? This thread is about celebrating the Mavs finishing fourth in the latest Power Rankings Thread.

This is probably the highest Mav moment since the glory days of the best 56-game record in pro sports history.

[mavs>spurs2]

This is probably the highest Mav moment since the glory days of the best 56-game record in pro sports history.

:lmao Spur fan pulling the regular season smack card, never seen it before brah

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

4 rings, faggot.

[Xylus]

4 rings, faggot.

[Spurfan]

4 rings, faggot.

[BUMP]

No other fans but Mavericks fans give a damn about regular season rankings. Greatness is remember by how many Naismith trophies are displayed in the trophy case, not how many regular season champions banners are hanging from the rafters. Sure your team is better this regular season than the Spurs but win it all in the playoffs a minimum of 4 times before you declare the Mavs a better team overall than the Spurs. Sheesh!

:lol Naismith trophy?

So the Spurs have four college player of the year awards?

[Goran Dragic]

:lol Naismith trophy?

So the Spurs have four college player of the year awards?


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[icem]

OKC is the 2nd best team in the west right now

[redzero]

This topic is fucking hilarious.

[dirk4mvp]

OKC is the 2nd best team in the west right now

agreed sons.

1 - Mavericks

2 - Thunder

3 - Nuggets

4 - Lakers

[mavs>spurs2]

agreed sons.

1 - Mavericks

2 - Thunder

3 - Nuggets

4 - Lakers

idk brah, la might be able to challenge denver for number 3, imho

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao Spur fan pulling the regular season smack card, never seen it before brah

Oh, are we compiling a list of things you've never seen before?

http://www.sptimes.com/2003/04/10/photos/nhl-obrientrophy.jpg

[Goran Dragic]

Oh, are we compiling a list of things you've never seen before?

http://www.sptimes.com/2003/04/10/photos/nhl-obrientrophy.jpg


Oops, he just saw it.

[Xylus]

Oh, are we compiling a list of things you've never seen before?

http://www.sptimes.com/2003/04/10/photos/nhl-obrientrophy.jpg

I don't understand, what is that supposed to be?

[Sean Cagney]

I don't understand, what is that supposed to be?

Something your team has never saw in it's history...... I see thats like a UFO to you guys though, something that is not from this planet. :rollin

[Goran Dragic]

Something your team has never saw in it's history...... I see thats like a UFO to you guys though, something that is not from this planet. :rollin


4 rings, faggot.

[Goran Dragic]

I see thats like a UFO to you guys though, something that is not from this planet. :rollin


Here's a few things that are like UFO's to San Antonio:

http://www.youcouldsave.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/Treadmill.jpg

http://www.funfit.pl/sklep/images/produkty/stairmaster/stairmaster7000pt.jpg

http://www.true-natural-bodybuilding.com/dream-gym/life-fitness-stationary-bike.jpg

[DazedAndConfused]

:lmao at loser Mav and Sun fans joining forces.

When our powers combine, we are CAPTAIN RINGLESS!!!!!!!!!

[redzero]

:lmao at loser Mav and Sun fans joining forces.

When our powers combine, we are CAPTAIN RINGLESS!!!!!!!!!

No rings, faggot.

[Ode to Triple Ocho]

:lmao at loser Mav and Sun fans joining forces.

When our powers combine, we are CAPTAIN RINGLESS!!!!!!!!!

Mav fans live for the regular season. You can't fault them entirely, sadly. It's just their Pavlovian reinforcement kicking in.

The regular season is all these two loser franchises have. Let's not shit on their tea party.

[I-Ball]

http://chadzilla.typepad.com/chadzilla/images/hog_head_004.jpg

is this the "happy meal" in china?:lol

[endrity]

Here's a few things that are like UFO's to San Antonio:

http://www.youcouldsave.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/Treadmill.jpg

http://www.funfit.pl/sklep/images/produkty/stairmaster/stairmaster7000pt.jpg

http://www.true-natural-bodybuilding.com/dream-gym/life-fitness-stationary-bike.jpg

That was nice!

[Findog]

Mav fans live for the regular season. You can't fault them entirely, sadly. It's just their Pavlovian reinforcement kicking in.

The regular season is all these two loser franchises have. Let's not shit on their tea party.

http://knowledge.allianz.com/nopi_downloads/images/troll_fishing_hook_q.jpg

[Findog]

:lmao at loser Mav and Sun fans joining forces.

When our powers combine, we are CAPTAIN RINGLESS!!!!!!!!!

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

lol mavs

[Goran Dragic]

:lmao at loser Mav and Sun fans joining forces.

When our powers combine, we are CAPTAIN RINGLESS!!!!!!!!!


We have just as many rings as you do.

[Goran Dragic]

Mav fans live for the regular season. You can't fault them entirely, sadly. It's just their Pavlovian reinforcement kicking in.

The regular season is all these two loser franchises have. Let's not shit on their tea party.


Stay the fuck out of this thread you fat beaner.

[DazedAndConfused]

Stay the fuck out of this thread you fat beaner.

And this one is apparently racist. Nice...

[monosylab1k]

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4958829

:lol bruce bowen is an idiot.

He says Dallas looks good after the Butler/Haywood trade, but they need to beat the top teams in the league (like the Lakers) with their new guys to prove they're contenders.

I guess he forgot they just beat LA a week ago. And Orlando. And Atlanta. And Phoenix.

At the end of the clip, his co-host tries to make lemonade out of the shit salad Bruce put out there but it doesn't help.

[DazedAndConfused]

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4958829

:lol bruce bowen is an idiot.

He says Dallas looks good after the Butler/Haywood trade, but they need to beat the top teams in the league (like the Lakers) with their new guys to prove they're contenders.

I guess he forgot they just beat LA a week ago. And Orlando. And Atlanta. And Phoenix.

At the end of the clip, his co-host tries to make lemonade out of the shit salad Bruce put out there but it doesn't help.

IN THE POST SEASON YOU STUPID FUCK.

Nobody gives a rats ass what you do in the regular season. Oh wait, you are a Mavs fan...

[monosylab1k]

IN THE POST SEASON YOU STUPID FUCK.

Nobody gives a rats ass what you do in the regular season. Oh wait, you are a Mavs fan...

did you even watch the video you dumbass? he isn't talking about the post season.

[in2deep]

LOL butthurt mavfan.

[Dazed&Confused]

I like cocks in my ass!

[Goran Dragic]

IN THE POST SEASON YOU STUPID FUCK.

Nobody gives a rats ass what you do in the regular season. Oh wait, you are a Mavs fan...



America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[Findog]

http://menliftingoldtubemonitors.tumblr.com/

[mavs>spurs2]

Oh, are we compiling a list of things you've never seen before?

http://www.sptimes.com/2003/04/10/photos/nhl-obrientrophy.jpg

You viewed my post, left, and came back an hour later just to post that? :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[dirk4mvp]

Mav fans live for the regular season. You can't fault them entirely, sadly. It's just their Pavlovian reinforcement kicking in.

The regular season is all these two loser franchises have. Let's not shit on their tea party.

Have the laker fans here actually accepted you yet or are you still trying to fit in?

[Allanon]

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4958829

:lol bruce bowen is an idiot.

At least he isn't a coward like you. :lol

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4110682&postcount=82

Allanon- There's a date and time on it if I edited it now. I can specifically find the post where I said he was a "role player" FIRST.

You take the bet or not you pussy shit?

Mono - Ok I take that bet.

Allanon - I showed you where "role player" was. I won.

Change your sig to "I'm Allanon's bitch", Mono. :lol

[mavs>spurs2]

http://images.celebrateexpress.com/mgen/merchandiser/43635.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Something your team has never saw in it's history...... I see thats like a UFO to you guys though, something that is not from this planet. :rollin

Dude, he was rolling with it, should have left it alone.

[ShoogarBear]

Spurs vs Mavs war again!

Bread and butter, son.

[ShoogarBear]

You viewed my post, left, and came back an hour later just to post that? :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Your mom is hard to satisfy.

[Goran Dragic]

Your mom is hard to satisfy.


Oh noes a your mom joke! how's 7th grade going?

[ShoogarBear]

Dunno, I dropped out in the fifth.

[mavs>spurs2]

Dunno, I dropped out in the fifth.

plausible. i'll let you pass

[Booharv]

Lol @ no one either realizing or mentioning that Mark fucking Stein makes up that list.

[badfish22]

Lol @ no one either realizing or mentioning that Mark fucking Stein makes up that list.

By John Schuhmann

http://www.nba.com/powerrankings/

kill yourself.

[Booharv]

By John Schuhmann

http://www.nba.com/powerrankings/

kill yourself.

Ah, my bad. I'll keep living though if that's alright with you.

[DazedAndConfused]

:lmao at Mono being a pussy ass bitch and welshing on his bet with Allanon

[Greg Oden]

Ah, my bad. I'll keep living though if that's alright with you.

It's actually not. Please do us a favor.

[Findog]

It's actually not. Please do us a favor.

Hey, a sign of a good poster is owning up to losing an argument and not stubbornly digging in your heels.

[Durant82]

Hey, a sign of a good poster is owning up to losing an argument and not stubbornly digging in your heels.

tbh that's why nobody thinks Allanon is a good poster

[mavs>spurs2]

booharv >> allanon

[Findog]

tbh that's why nobody thinks Allanon is a good poster

Spamming that sig bet stuff is also how he ended up on my ignore list.

[Obstructed_View]

I still don't understand why the Spurs have been so underwhelming,

:pop:

[jdev82]

yes but look who is fifth

[Greg Oden]

yes but look who is pinked

[Phillip]

lol pink

[Allanon]

booharv >> allanon


timvp make me a mod, I'll suck your dick
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=147104&page=5



post again in this thread and i'll post your pic and we can all decide imo :tu

*crickets*

:lol

[Blake]

Spurs will finish 5+ games behind the Mavs when its said and done.

good call :tu

[Killakobe81]

actually dallas if they stay healthy is now a real threat to beat the lakers. The lakers have 2 teams in the west they are worried about and that's denver and dallas. People also forget the mavs don't have dampier, and now they have the size and offense to give the lakers some potential problems in a 7 game series. When they got beat by denver last year they didn't have this kind of depth like they do now.

Let's not break out the champagne and schedule the parade yet, a bit premature, but dallas is now a threat to win the whole thing.

lol

[in2deep]

ouch