They stole my bike

[eyeh8u]

not a motorcycle, a fuckin bicycle, who the fuck sees a bike and decides, "hey see this bike, some rich ass douche owns this bike, he obliviously is so rich that he can replace it, i am going to steal his bike."

im sad now, i have no car, no bike, and had to walk home

[clambake]

gods will.

[Blake]

it could have been someone that h8su

[eyeh8u]

gods will.

i kinda agree, the other day i was thinking about how i like depriving myself of things, and maybe God was telling me STFU you know nothing about deprivation.


it could have been someone that h8su

maybe, but i doubt it, i have no enemies, if i take out work and school, the last time i spoke to a human being was like 4 yrs ago.

[Destro]

if it wasn't locked to something then you shouldn't complain. If it was locked properly then that really sucks

[FuzzyLumpkins]

You can actually flip bikes and make some decent coin. Especially for a kid.

[eyeh8u]

if it wasn't locked to something then you shouldn't complain. If it was locked properly then that really sucks

locked and stocked, with "the most unbreakable lock in the industry," i stayed at the location for like an hour hoping for the perpetrator to return to the scene of the crime, but i guess thats only applicable to serial killers.

[Dr. Gonzo]

It was Florige.

[scott]

Both myself and my neighbor had our bikes stolen the same night a few months ago. Both locked down on our patio's very securly. Now I keep the bikes inside.

[CubanSucks]

http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/pee%20wee%20on%20bike.jpg

http://www.orangecoat.com/files/yeti/pee-wee-bike-locked.jpg

It was Francis!

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/movie-assholes2/francis-buxton.jpg

T4-2NckEAGI

[Spurminator]

http://niggastolemybike.ytmnd.com/

[jack sommerset]

Becareful confronting bike thieves.

xFJThMDLYM4

[FuzzyLumpkins]

http://www.locationequipmentsupply.com/img/products/LES-0087-s-Bolt-Cutters-Heavy-Duty.jpg

Seriously do not leave stuff worth hundreds of dollars outside, locked or not.

[Phillip]

http://niggastolemybike.ytmnd.com/

krofl

i was about to post this

[4>0rings]

I remember the days of riding up to the local corner store to play the arcade games and flipping our bikes upside down so people won't steal them.... like that even remotely works.

[eyeh8u]

Both myself and my neighbor had our bikes stolen the same night a few months ago. Both locked down on our patio's very securly. Now I keep the bikes inside.


mine was at a public location with those public bike parking things

http://www.library.drexel.edu/blogs/thesuggestionbox/Bike%20Rack%202.JPG

[BlackSwordsMan]

ride via and maybe you'll end up in a youtube video

[eyeh8u]

ride via and maybe you'll end up in a youtube video

sorry for being a complete idiot, but what is via?

[BlackSwordsMan]

You don't live in SA?
VIA is Texan transportation buses

[BlackSwordsMan]

or if you really wanna be embarrassed ride the trolley in san antonio

[J.T.]

+1 to jack sommerset. :tu

Anyone who posted before him deliberately passed on the Deebo joke. :td

[eyeh8u]

You don't live in SA?
VIA is Texan transportation buses


No i live in LA , im afraid laker fans will trash the the bus so i dont ride them

http://www.sportsrubbish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lakers-fans-throw-trash-can-at-train-500x281.jpg

[BlackSwordsMan]

that looks like a train

[The Gemini Method]

No i live in LA , im afraid laker fans will trash the the bus so i dont ride them

http://www.sportsrubbish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lakers-fans-throw-trash-can-at-train-500x281.jpg

That's Iron Mexican's gig, not the remainder of us Laker fans ;)

[eyeh8u]

that looks like a train

bus, train, asain girl's car, it doesn't matter, laker fans will crush it

http://www.sportsrubbish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lakers-fans-attack-car.jpg

[tlongII]

Look for it on craigslist.

[David Bowie]

Um , one of my mom's friend's stole MY bike when I was a kid. He later gave us a different bike back when my parents confronted him :lol

[Jacob1983]

Did you check the Alamo?

Personally, stealing a bike is really a shitty pussy thing to do. Why do that? How much are bikes worth now anyways? Stealing a bike is like taking a dump on your neighbor's yard. Sure, it's easy but why? If you're gonna steal something, steal something that's worth a lot of money.

[eyeh8u]

Um , one of my mom's friend's stole MY bike when I was a kid. He later gave us a different bike back when my parents confronted him :lol

this was a grown dude?


Did you check the Alamo?

Personally, stealing a bike is really a shitty pussy thing to do. Why do that? How much are bikes worth now anyways? Stealing a bike is like taking a dump on your neighbor's yard. Sure, it's easy but why? If you're gonna steal something, steal something that's worth a lot of money.

exactly how i feel, especially when most people who ride bikes are people trying to save money or dont have money for a car. like me.

[CubanSucks]

+1 to jack sommerset. :tu

Anyone who posted before him deliberately passed on the Deebo joke. :td

Damnit shut up! I totally forgot about Deebo. I still like my PeeWee's Big Adventure reference.


"The beach cruiser, the one I lent you 3 weeks ago."

[lil_penny]

Back in the day my bike got jacked from me.. my parents got it back from a middle school bike rack thanks to the principle and police, later that summer I got arrested while at a swimming pool after unlocking my bike the kid that we got the bike from called the cops on me after he saw it there lol my parent face seeing me roll home in the back of the cop car... we showed the cops all the documents and they moved the fuck on.... thug life!

[ehz33satx]

not a motorcycle, a fuckin bicycle, who the fuck sees a bike and decides, "hey see this bike, some rich ass douche owns this bike, he obliviously is so rich that he can replace it, i am going to steal his bike."

im sad now, i have no car, no bike, and had to walk home

Stay in school, go to college, get an education, get a job, get your own place, then buy yourself a car.

[TDMVPDPOY]

I remember the days of riding up to the local corner store to play the arcade games and flipping our bikes upside down so people won't steal them.... like that even remotely works.

lol this, this is how i lost my $200 mountain bike which i only had for 2 weeks back in the 90s, and yes that was alot money for my parents....the fkn cunt that stole it, resprayed it and wanted to sell it back to me....

[Scola]

They stole my Laptop $$$ today :[
I reported it and the cops were able to look at the security tape and find the guy.
I got extremely lucky and actually got it returned. I just assumed that it was gone. I'm locking up all my stuff from now on and assuming the worst.

[Johnny RIngo]

Props for the Pee-wee's Big Adventure, ytmnd, and Friday references.

On topic: My family had one or two bikes stolen while we were away(must have been 15 years ago). Weirdest thing was that it was pretty apparent that they entered the house and only took a carton of cigs from a shelf while ignoring the expensive stuff like the video camera, televisions, computer, video games, etc. Guess they only took the light stuff they could carry on the bike.