What would be some NBA players' facebook statuses?

[D2Procon]

Straight off of RealGM
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol


Allen Iverson
'Allen went from being in a relationship to single'
*Cheryl Miller likes this*

Gilbert Arenas
'Gilbert found a secret stash of Machine Pistols in Mafia Wars!'
*Delonte West likes this*

Eddy Curry became a fan of McDonalds, Krispy Kreme, Burger King, and 25 other profiles.

Dwyane Wade just became a fan of Bennett Salvatore.

Luke Walton Hopping in the shower to start off the day.
*Richard Jefferson likes this*

[D2Procon]

Kobe went from being "Married" to "it's complicated"
Karl Malone likes this

[mavs>spurs2]

:lmao

[endrity]

LOOOOOLLL!!!! Every single one, well except AI's divorce maybe, was freaking funny. Not just the status, but who would like that status. LOOOOLL!!!

[lil_penny]

Bwhahahaha

I'm a fan of underwater hand jobs!