Fml...

[Hooks]

4 rings faggot!

[TDMVPDPOY]

join the club man :D

either shave it all of to get use to it,

and start working on that body rip and cut and get new clothes...

[Stringer_Bell]

You could go with the whole Daughtry look, shaved head with stylish facial hair. It doesn't look too bad and if you can get your abs cut and don't have big ears the chicks will dig it if you have a decent sense of humor and a decent job to spend money on them.