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Vinnie_Johnson
03-08-2010, 06:56 PM
http://ow.ly/1fGHE

A Florida woman is in police custody after officers say she caused a two-vehicle car crash trying to shave her private parts while driving.

37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes was arrested Friday after rear ending a pick-up truck on the way to Key West, Florida.

Barnes told police that she was going to meet her boyfriend in the vacation spot and wanted to be “ready.”

What makes the case all the more bizarre is that her ex-husband was in the car as well, holding the steering wheel from the passenger seat for her while she attempted to shave.

Barnes' arrest comes the day after she was convicted of driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license.

Her license was supposed to have been revoked for five years and her car, impounded.

Before stopping at the scene of the accident, Barnes tried to switch seats with her ex-husband to make it look like he was driving.

She's being charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.

Vinnie_Johnson
03-08-2010, 07:03 PM
I know pics or it didn't happen. lol

Trainwreck2100
03-08-2010, 07:05 PM
i was ready to praise this bitch but she sounds like a moron so luck her up`

bigzak25
03-08-2010, 07:06 PM
smooth lady, real smooth...

mrsmaalox
03-08-2010, 09:19 PM
smooth lady, real smooth...

:lmao wtf??

spursfan09
03-08-2010, 09:27 PM
I wonder what was bumpier? The road, or her bikini line?

DMX7
03-08-2010, 10:17 PM
:lmao wtf??

Dirty mind, you.

I guess she just hit a bump in the road.

4>0rings
03-08-2010, 10:31 PM
Was there pubes all over the place then?

Stringer_Bell
03-08-2010, 10:35 PM
Did they have to vacuum the seats for evidence?

2Blonde
03-08-2010, 10:48 PM
I hope she was using a safety razor! :lmao

mrsmaalox
03-08-2010, 11:17 PM
I hope she was using a safety razor! :lmao

Or safer yet, she could have been waxing! No sharp objects :lol

Bukefal
03-09-2010, 07:00 AM
:lmao that's crazy :lmao

sonic21
03-09-2010, 07:18 AM
Her ex-husband is driving her to her boyfriend's??

SpursStalker
03-09-2010, 08:28 AM
Some of you women elaborate as to why you all shave the pussy while driving?

Just because one does it, does not mean that every woman does it. :lol

jack sommerset
03-09-2010, 10:37 AM
Soon there will be no shaving signs up around school roads.

Wild Cobra
03-09-2010, 10:55 AM
i was ready to praise this bitch but she sounds like a moron so luck her up`
"so luck her up"

Did you mean "lick her up" or "lock her up"?

The "I" key is one key away from the "U", the "O" is two away...

lil_penny
03-09-2010, 11:23 AM
Matt barnes wife?

spurs_fan_in_exile
03-09-2010, 11:35 AM
With her record she was no stranger to the fuzz.

Spurminator
03-09-2010, 11:45 AM
She really muffed up on this one...

MoSpur
03-09-2010, 01:55 PM
What an Eager Beaver!

Wild Cobra
03-09-2010, 02:59 PM
What an Eager Beaver!
New nation symbol...

The Bald Beaver...

Stringer_Bell
03-09-2010, 05:04 PM
New nation symbol...

The Bald Beaver...

I'd pledge allegiance too that, but I'd prefer a landing strip. :hat

mojorizen7
03-09-2010, 09:27 PM
smooth lady, real smooth...

:toast

The Reckoning
03-09-2010, 09:45 PM
New nation symbol...

The Bald Beaver...



or a Bearcat

I. Hustle
03-09-2010, 09:53 PM
She could have seriously injured herself or someone else. Talk about a close shave.

Sisk
03-09-2010, 11:13 PM
the amount of pun in this thread..