Milk Assault??

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.wkyt.com/wymtnews/headlines/86690622.html

Inmate squirts breast milk on deputy

A very unusual assault on an officer has more than doubled the trouble for a woman in Owensboro, Kentucky.

Thirty-one-year-old Toni Tramel was arrested Thursday for public
intoxication, a misdemeanor. But it's what she did later that has people
talking.
As Tramel changed into an inmate uniform, she squirted a stream of breast milk into the face of the female deputy watching over her.

After the deputy decontaminated herself from the bio-hazard, Tramel was charged with third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at ten-thousand dollars due to the felony charge.
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[MiamiHeat]

"bio hazard" lol

[Stringer_Bell]

There's a market on the internet for that kind of thing, ya know.

But maybe it is a bio-hazard if it's AIDS or disease infested milk.

[The Reckoning]

baseketball ruled it to be fair play

[desflood]

"bio hazard" lol


But maybe it is a bio-hazard if it's AIDS or disease infested milk.
:lol That's really bizarre.

On a serious note, any bodily fluid that could potentially be contanimated with any disease or virus is automatically considered a biohazard.

[mrsmaalox]

lol

Whats up with women. First the pussy shaving car wrecker, now this.

Nutty, huh? :lol

[Bukefal]

lol

Whats up with women. First the pussy shaving car wrecker, now this.

:lol

[CosmicCowboy]

It's a big news day for breast milk!


Wife's baby milk in chef's cheese recipe

By LACHLAN CARTWRIGHT and JEREMY OLSHAN

Last Updated: 11:24 AM, March 9, 2010

Posted: 2:27 AM, March 9, 2010


This Chelsea restaurant has gone from brasserie to brassiere.

Chef Daniel Angerer is letting diners at Klee Brasserie munch on cheese made from his wife's breast milk.

"It tastes like cow's-milk cheese, kind of sweet," he told The Post.

The flavor depends on what the cheese is served with -- Angerer recommends a Riesling -- and "what the mother eats," said Angerer, who once bested Bobby Flay on TV's "Iron Chef."

Breast milk doesn't curdle well due to its low protein content, so a little moo juice has to be added to round out the texture, Angerer said.

After blogging about his efforts with the human cheese, customers started demanding a sample, he said.

"The phone was ringing off the hook," the chef said. "So I prepared a little canapé of breast-milk cheese with figs and Hungarian pepper."

The response has been generally positive from those who've tried the cheese, although many customers are too squeamish to attempt it.

"I think a lot of the criticism has to do with the combination of sex and cheese, but . . . the breast is there to make food," said Lori Mason, the chef's wife.

Since the restaurant began offering customers a taste, Mason has been inundated with creepy queries, she said.

"Some people who clearly have issues have . . . e-mailed me saying, 'I wasn't breast-fed as a child, so can I taste your breast milk?' " she said.

Mason politely declines the offer.

"I'm not here to walk people through their psychological problems," she said.

That said, Mason is now prodding her husband to make gelato.

After inquiries from The Post, health bigs said yesterday that even though department codes do not explicitly forbid the practice, they have advised Angerer to refrain from sharing his wife's milk with the world.

"The restaurant knows that cheese made from breast milk is not for public consumption, whether sold or given away," a spokeswoman for the city Department of Health said.

[Wild Cobra]

With AIDS around, bodily fluids are no laughing matter. Spitting on someone is a felony in some places.

[Blake]

breasts of mass destruction

honestly, don't be surprised to someday see it be considered assault if you blow cigarette smoke in someone's face.

[Stringer_Bell]

honestly, don't be surprised to someday see it be considered assault if you blow cigarette smoke in someone's face.

I assume some lawyer/legislator could make a case out of it, since cigarettes are cancer sticks that produce cancer smoke. Plus it's hot air and doesn't smell all that nice. Maybe farting on someone will also be assault?

'I wasn't breast-fed as a child, so can I taste your breast milk?'

lol wtf...that's actually not a bad line to throw at da club when I'm buying the honeyz some drinks.