I almost got fired today...........

[mouse]

as many of you know I can kinda get on peoples nerves and I don't always agree with your ways of thinking.

Well my Boss had one of his crew's in Seguin Texas and they forgot an important document and he didn't know what to do.

I told him to email the document to Kinko's then they can go pick it up but seguin has no Kinko's. So i found a computer store owned by a man named Rusty who i talked into letting me send the document to his email for 10.00 dollars. as i hung up the phone my Boss said he is going to email the document to a friend and he will take it to seguin in person since he has to go there anyway. After I heard that I put my hands on my head and I said "But I already made arrangements with Rusty" he said fuck Rusty and the 10.00 dollars and i said ok let me apologize to him and my boss said what for? I said because Rusty was very cool with me on the phone and he is a part time minister of a church in Seguin Texas.


My Boss said "you know I am tired of your fucking attitude!!" I kind of looked at him like he had two heads. I was shocked and yet i wasn't. I thought for sure he was going to say "you know mouse I don't think this is going to work out"

I saw my career and pathetic life flash by me. But after what seemed like a week we was both very quite. He went to Bill millers later and we ate. Right now I act like nothing happened and he is talking to me like he doesn't remember a thing. Keep in mind we work from 7AM to 11:00 Pm the company is behind and everyone is under stress.

Right now I am on my first beer and I will apologize even though I really think it should be the other way around.

I guess being out of work (a real job that you cash a check every week) for the last 8 years I forgot how to keep a job.

There is a lot of ass kissing involved. anyway any advise or feedback is cool if not just act like you don't give shit and go fuck with Angel_luv.

:toast

[exstatic]

You have a job?

[IronMexican]

I don't know why this thread made me laugh, but it did.

[word]

You should kick his ass.

[mavs>spurs2]

PM cosmic cowboy for advice brah

[mouse]

You have a job?

Dude you was in a coma or sharing a cave with bin laden? Kim left me two weeks ago I was homeless. My ex Boss is now working for CPS and the Government we rate peoples house's to see if they qualify for free shit to help save energy.

If they have a refrigerator that says 1993 we buy them a new one. We practically remodel the homes. (we sub the work out) I have been doing more and more each day. Today I was in charge of calling the people and setting up appointments. I make a folder and put a copy of Google map inside then i write their name on a erase board. That is on top of Moving vehicles, making coffee, taking out the trash, answering the phone, coping Pictures on the PC, adding names of new clients on the PC,while I train to do the acul audits.

and on top of that I get a request to download about 7 GBs a day of movies and music. I do all the printing and i set up the Pc's so they can work together as networking.

Plus i live here and watch the place and i also try out my new material they want to be entertained as they work they say the day goes by faster when i joke around or tell them how NASA lied about landing on the moon.

I also make coffee,go get beer,and I load the trucks with the tools. Basically I am the live in Nigra/butler/maid/gopher.



http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Advanced%20Applied%20Constuction%20Services/DSCF3746-1.jpg

[mouse]

PM cosmic cowboy for advice brah

Why ? I already have all of John Wayne's movies downloaded. :smokin

[mouse]

I don't know why this thread made me laugh, but it did.

Because your trying to picture me working and that is comedy at it's best! :wakeup

[mouse]

You should kick his ass.


Dude why would I do something to get me tossed in jail? I rather just pee in the coffee! :smokin

[4>0rings]

It was would be badass to work with ya, lol.

[mavs>spurs2]

Why ? I already have all of John Wayne's movies downloaded. :smokin

because he's a know it all and someone said you should kick your bosses ass, CosmicCocksucker knows all about that :tu

ps, are you still in SA brah? i swear i saw your twin riding a bike the other day tbh

[mouse]

It was would be badass to work with ya, lol.

Actually we will be hiring very soon you want in?

[mouse]

because he's a know it all and someone said you should kick your bosses ass, CosmicCocksucker knows all about that :tu



First off CosmicCowboy is a rich successful rancher that has conections all across Texas. Not many people can say that.

I know he can be a dick at times but please tell me why your hatin on him.

(maybe it's justified)

:wakeup




ps, are you still in SA brah? i swear i saw your twin riding a bike the other day tbh


Did the bike look like this?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3635/3578009616_de57fce101.jpg

[mavs>spurs2]

CosmicCocksucker is pretty much hated by all tbh, ask someone else if you want exactly details because i don't feel like researching every douchy thing he's ever said IMHO.

anyway, why can't i get an honest answer brah? i swear i saw you riding a bike around dfw

[jack sommerset]

Seguin is a cracktown. Look outside the courthouse, they colored a cement oval rock and put a sign in front of it "Worlds Largest Pecan". Some hardcore addicts thinks it's real. A mile or two down the street outside a pecan store they have a fake pecan even bigger. This one has no sign. Your boss probably inhaled some crack and freaked out!

[mouse]

CosmicCocksucker is pretty much hated by all tbh, ask someone else if you want exactly details because i don't feel like researching every douchy thing he's ever said IMHO.

anyway, why can't i get an honest answer brah? i swear i saw you riding a bike around dfw



Well I can't blame you I have had problems with him in the past also. And your young so you do what you do. I just wish we could all get along!

















Not! :lol




http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tGuWlgRJj2Q/SFMxe6Zr6NI/AAAAAAAAAS8/0w-kY9OXY2M/s320/Spurs-Suck.jpg


After all us Mav fans have to support each other. :smokin

[mouse]

Seguin is a cracktown. Look outside the courthouse, they colored a cement oval rock and put a sign in front of it "Worlds Largest Pecan". Some hardcore addicts thinks it's real. A mile or two down the street outside a pecan store they have a fake pecan even bigger. This one has no sign. Your boss probably inhaled some crack and freaked out!

Where do you live, and how do you know this?

[TDMVPDPOY]

suck dick mouse, it helps you move up the corporate ladder....

[mavs>spurs2]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL I GUESS IT WAS UUUUUUUUUU :lol

[mavs>spurs2]

anyway, why can't i get an honest answer brah? i swear i saw you riding a bike around dfw

[mouse]

suck dick mouse, it helps you move up the corporate ladder....

Then why is Linda Lovelace still collecting unemployment?

[jack sommerset]

Where do you live, and how do you know this?

I live Plano now but lived in shithole SA for 9-10 years. I have friends in that shithole town, Seguin.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Good onya mouse. Great stuff. Part of my living is professional energy auditing, so I'd be interested to know more about the program you work in. Could you post a link here?

As for your OP, you were just trying to be polite and he called it "attitude". he is in the wrong, but sometimes it's better to suck it up, as you well know. He sounds like a guy who doesn't deal with stress very well, so don't take it to heart.

All the best,

Ruff

[Udokafan05]

I live in Seguin, but in the country part of it, and it's nice. The city is filled with a lot of wanna-be gangsters, and yes the pecan thing is really stupid. Best advice is don't go to the
walmart after dark due to the low lifes that hang around there.

[mouse]

I live Plano now but lived in shithole SA for 9-10 years. I have friends in that shithole town, Seguin.

That is good heads up I will warn my peeps! hey do you have any pics?

[mouse]

Good onya mouse. Great stuff. Part of my living is professional energy auditing, so I'd be interested to know more about the program you work in. Could you post a link here?

As for your OP, you were just trying to be polite and he called it "attitude". he is in the wrong, but sometimes it's better to suck it up, as you well know. He sounds like a guy who doesn't deal with stress very well, so don't take it to heart.

All the best,

Ruff

[ashbeeigh]

I live in Seguin, but in the country part of it, and it's nice. The city is filled with a lot of wanna-be gangsters, and yes the pecan thing is really stupid. Best advice is don't go to the
walmart after dark due to the low lifes that hang around there.

Are you calling drunk college students low lifes? I am deeply offended! :)

[mouse]

Good onya mouse. Great stuff. Part of my living is professional energy auditing, so I'd be interested to know more about the program you work in. Could you post a link here?

As for your OP, you were just trying to be polite and he called it "attitude". he is in the wrong, but sometimes it's better to suck it up, as you well know. He sounds like a guy who doesn't deal with stress very well, so don't take it to heart.

All the best,

Ruff

We work with both firms. CPS and AAGOG

http://www.drivecleanacrosstexas.org/resources/other_programs/partner/images/aacog_sm.jpg

http://www.drivecleanacrosstexas.org/resources/other_programs/partner/san_antonio.htm

We get huge contracts you should get started in Australlia learn the software and you will have a job. I can talk to my Boss if your good on PC and you learn fast you can sleep in anther room of our Office.

It's a fun environment. we have freedom to eat,drink,or go take a break when we want. Everything is Contract. You have 3 house4s to Inspect a day If you finish early or work until 4Pm which is concidered OT you get paid by the jobs. Who cares if you come in late or take the day off?

as long as we get 3 folders to turn into the Goverment we all make money.

Thank you Al Gore!! :toast

Hey how come you never told me you was a Scientist? You could have saved me many postings on carbon dating and Evolution?

When did this take place and was I not invited to the celebration?

Just think you went to all those years of Collage just to find out Man evolved from a fish :lmao


I could have told you that in Elenmtary school. wait........I think that is being done already. How do you sleep at night knowing you may have ruined many peoplse lives thinking there is no GOD? I don't think I could live with MySelfe.......then again I am not some Foster drinking, kangaroo fucking Crocodile hunter watching Homo!

:smoking


But seriously what do you need to know?

:wakeup

[mouse]

Dam I forgot I have to stay up late and make Badges. My boss was going to pay a company to make badges when you can use photo shop for free. :lmao

I need to stop tooting my horn it's just means more work :bang

[mouse]

Are you calling drunk college students low lifes? I am deeply offended! :)


:lol

[Fat Bones]

we rate peoples house's to see if they qualify for free shit to help save energy.

*Perk*


Wha...do you to earn less than 15 K a year, or what?

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

We work with both firms. CPS and AAGOG

http://www.drivecleanacrosstexas.org/resources/other_programs/partner/images/aacog_sm.jpg

http://www.drivecleanacrosstexas.org/resources/other_programs/partner/san_antonio.htm

We get huge contracts you should get started in Australlia learn the software and you will have a job. I can talk to my Boss if your good on PC and you learn fast you can sleep in anther room of our Office.

It's a fun environment. we have freedom to eat,drink,or go take a break when we want. Everything is Contract. You have 3 house4s to Inspect a day If you finish early or work until 4Pm which is concidered OT you get paid by the jobs. Who cares if you come in late or take the day off?

as long as we get 3 folders to turn into the Goverment we all make money.

Thank you Al Gore!! :toast

Hey how come you never told me you was a Scientist? You could have saved me many postings on carbon dating and Evolution?

When did this take place and was I not invited to the celebration?

Just think you went to all those years of Collage just to find out Man evolved from a fish :lmao


I could have told you that in Elenmtary school. wait........I think that is being done already. How do you sleep at night knowing you may have ruined many peoplse lives thinking there is no GOD? I don't think I could live with MySelfe.......then again I am not some Foster drinking, kangaroo fucking Crocodile hunter watching Homo!

:smoking


But seriously what do you need to know?

:wakeup

Do you have to be nasty when I'm trying to be nice?

Anyway, I'm just interested in the program - what sort of things are involved in the assessment? Insulation? Glazing? Types of Heating? Appliances? Etc. And how does the program operate? How do people qualify and what do they qualify for?

I audit for a government home energy program where we take 2-3 hours to go through every aspect of household energy consumption, and how the householders can minimise their consumption at least cost. We talk about how the building, appliances, and behaviour in relation to both impact upon household energy consumption. During my audits I really take the time to explain the principles to people so they understand them for life, wherever they live.

If they then spend $2000 on our recommendations (things like insulation, internal and external window coverings, heating and cooling, solar hot water heating, gap and crack sealing, remote switches, etc), they get a $500 rebate from the local government.

I'm just interested to know what kind of programs are going on in other places.

[mouse]

*Perk*


Wha...do you to earn less than 15 K a year, or what?

I am sure not by the time we go inspect the home's they have already applied, but we do all kinds of homes nice ones and ugly ones I don't think it has to do with your income they want everyone to start saving energy rich or poor.

But I will ask today after my hangover is gone,

[mouse]

Do you have to be nasty when I'm trying to be nice?



When I am drinking beer and talking to someone who should already know my sarcasm, and how I love to pick on the Aussie's... the answer is yes.

Sorry now that the beer has worn off it's to late to edit my post you already quoted me.

[mouse]

I'm just interested in the program - what sort of things are involved in the assessment? Insulation? Glazing? Types of Heating? Appliances? Etc. And how does the program operate? How do people qualify and what do they qualify for?

I audit for a government home energy program where we take 2-3 hours to go through every aspect of household energy consumption, and how the householders can minimize their consumption at least cost. We talk about how the building, appliances, and behavior in relation to both impact upon household energy consumption. During my audits I really take the time to explain the principles to people so they understand them for life, wherever they live.

If they then spend $2000 on our recommendations (things like insulation, internal and external window coverings, heating and cooling, solar hot water heating, gap and crack sealing, remote switches, etc), they get a $500 rebate from the local government.

I'm just interested to know what kind of programs are going on in other places.

You sound like you already work for us! What you do is something they do in the other department, our area we schedule appointments to see what kind of shape the home is in and if they have proper insulation, and if they have old energy consuming appliances. We also check what we call the Blower door.

http://www.expert-air-purifier-reviews.com/images/blower-door.gif

we take a reading on how much air is coming into the house from cracks and poor windows and lack of insulation. Then we look under the house in the attic, and we check for lead and asbestos.

It takes two hours. then we come back to the office and feed the info in this sorry ass 1995 software called "EASY" we have to draw a floor plan on the pc and put in all the windows and doors. we have to add up the square footage and then we see if the house is worth doing. The contractors who go to the homes to fix everything don't want to go across town just to caulk a window. We have to make sure there is at least a few thousand dollars worth of work so it can be worth it.

So we want fucked up house's and San Antonio has many! I hope I answered part of your question I need to go throw up that cheap beer so I can eat breakfast brb..................

[CosmicCowboy]

Dude you was in a coma or sharing a cave with bin laden? Kim left me two weeks ago I was homeless. My ex Boss is now working for CPS and the Government we rate peoples house's to see if they qualify for free shit to help save energy.

If they have a refrigerator that says 1993 we buy them a new one. We practically remodel the homes. (we sub the work out) I have been doing more and more each day. Today I was in charge of calling the people and setting up appointments. I make a folder and put a copy of Google map inside then i write their name on a erase board. That is on top of Moving vehicles, making coffee, taking out the trash, answering the phone, coping Pictures on the PC, adding names of new clients on the PC,while I train to do the acul audits.

and on top of that I get a request to download about 7 GBs a day of movies and music. I do all the printing and i set up the Pc's so they can work together as networking.

Plus i live here and watch the place and i also try out my new material they want to be entertained as they work they say the day goes by faster when i joke around or tell them how NASA lied about landing on the moon.

I also make coffee,go get beer,and I load the trucks with the tools. Basically I am the live in Nigra/butler/maid/gopher.


Hey Mouse, I'm pretty sure the beer fridge in my garage is older than 93..are you sayin CPS would give me a new one?...:lol

[Udokafan05]

Are you calling drunk college students low lifes? I am deeply offended! :)

TLU is one of the tamest colleges in the country. I am reffering to the lousy gangsters that think it's cool to hang out in the walmart parking lot.

[mouse]

Hey Mouse, I'm pretty sure the beer fridge in my garage is older than 93..are you sayin CPS would give me a new one?...:lol
:lmao



They have too it's the new laws we now have thanks to Al Gore's plan! :smokin

[mouse]

I almost got fired again! on one of the badges (of me) I put HNIC it means head ###### In Charge, well the other boss aka partner of my boss is Black and didn't find it funny.

This is the same boss that likes to say Mexican jokes and has a huge Rap collection in his car were the word ###### is heard every 30 seconds, does anyone see the double standards black people don't even know they have?

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

When I am drinking beer and talking to someone who should already know my sarcasm, and how I love to pick on the Aussie's... the answer is yes.

Sorry now that the beer has worn off it's to late to edit my post you already quoted me.

:lol No problem.


You sound like you already work for us! What you do is something they do in the other department, our area we schedule appointments to see what kind of shape the home is in and if they have proper insulation, and if they have old energy consuming appliances. We also check what we call the Blower door.

we take a reading on how much air is coming into the house from cracks and poor windows and lack of insulation. Then we look under the house in the attic, and we check for lead and asbestos.

It takes two hours. then we come back to the office and feed the info in this sorry ass 1995 software called "EASY" we have to draw a floor plan on the pc and put in all the windows and doors. we have to add up the square footage and then we see if the house is worth doing. The contractors who go to the homes to fix everything don't want to go across town just to caulk a window. We have to make sure there is at least a few thousand dollars worth of work so it can be worth it.

So we want fucked up house's and San Antonio has many! I hope I answered part of your question I need to go throw up that cheap beer so I can eat breakfast brb..................

Interesting that you use a blower door. We just advise people to close the whole house up and use incense or similar to find the cracks and gaps and seal them themselves.

Do you tell people about the importance of external window coversings (blockout awnings etc) to keep the heat down in summer, and insulating internal window coverings (insulating blinds, blockout drapes with pelmets) in winter too?

Interesting stuff.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

For those who are interested, here's a link to the CPS rebates page:

http://www.cpsenergy.com/Residential/Rebates/

You can get a rebate on just about anything energy-saving. Good idea.

[Duff McCartney]

I almost got fired again! on one of the badges (of me) I put HNIC it means head ###### In Charge, well the other boss aka partner of my boss is Black and didn't find it funny.

This is the same boss that likes to say Mexican jokes and has a huge Rap collection in his car were the word ###### is heard every 30 seconds, does anyone see the double standards black people don't even know they have?

Mouse you're a dumbass but god damn is that some funny shit! I would have laughed my ass off if I worked there and saw that.

[mouse]

:lol No problem.



Interesting that you use a blower door. We just advise people to close the whole house up and use incense or similar to find the cracks and gaps and seal them themselves.



Are you sure your not working for high Times magazine! :lmao


why not just have them play some black sabbath and try to hear if the sound is leaking through the cracks?

My boss is cracking up. What else do they do in Australia that is different? We replace the Air conditioners and Refrigerators what do you replace?

[mouse]

Do you tell people about the importance of external window coversings (blockout awnings etc) to keep the heat down in summer, and insulating internal window coverings (insulating blinds, blockout drapes with pelmets) in winter too?

Unfortunately we don't you have to understand no one here in Texas really gives a shit we are all just trying to get free shit and make a living. To us it's a business, to the people its free shit, I don't think the words Energy,or save every is said. Plus many people we run into are trying to scam the system, they go get an old fridge from the garage and put it in their kitchen, then they remove their air conditioners. what they don't understand is we have to take back the old shit in order to replace it, so taking out the AC's is not going to help.



Interesting stuff.

It kinda is since I am new at this, and who knew we could find a subject we can sort of agree on?

now as far as Apollo,Evolution and the age of the earth goes..................

[mouse]

Batches!

We don't need no stinking batches!

Dude you still have it! :smokin

[JudynTX]

Mouse,

Are you earning sick and vacation time? :wakeup

[JoeChalupa]

Hang in there mouse! And use common sense damnit!!!

[mouse]

Mouse,

Are you earning sick and vacation time? :wakeup

What kind of sick person takes vacation? Why not wait until you feel better?


but seriously I am just happy the checks don't bounce why rock the boast?

Everyday It seems like I do two things.

A: I do something fucked up that can get me fired.

B: I show them something they didn't know they could do on the PC and they love me.

Just today I forgot to put one of the documents in a folder and one of the workers had to come back to the office. But 2 hours later I show the Boss how to re-size 250 photos at one time after he has been spending 45 minutes a day doing them one by one.

The boss told me he had an erection when I turned him on to Re-size Guinness, he said i just saved the company over 10 hours a week at 50 dollars an hour. Then I go and tell some lady we will be at her home on Friday when her house is scheduled for Monday.

I must be driving them nuts over here. I am like a bad porno movie you really don't want to see it but you don't want to throw it away either.

[mouse]

Hang in there mouse! And use common sense damnit!!!

Dude if i had common sense I would have stayed in the Army, besides If I had any brains I wouldn't be in a Spurs forum talking about how much of a loser I am when I really need to work on getting laid?

:wakeup

Dude whats up with that PC job?

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Are you sure your not working for high Times magazine! :lmao

why not just have them play some black sabbath and try to hear if the sound is leaking through the cracks?

My boss is cracking up. What else do they do in Australia that is different? We replace the Air conditioners and Refrigerators what do you replace?

We don't replace anything directly. We educate people on where their energy is going and how they can reduce their consumption in a hundred different ways (insulation, crack sealing, window coverings, etc.). if they spend $2000 on the things we suggest, they get a $500 rebate from the local government.

We certainly don't replace people's a/cs, we encourage them to switch away from a/cs to fans or evaporative coolers (we have a dry climate where I am and they work very well while using very little energy). I actually explain to people how the uptake of a/cs is increasing their electricity bills directly (they use a lot of power) and indirectly (they cause extreme electricity demand peaks on hot day, which means utilities have to build new gas-fired peaking plants, which the consumer pays for through their fast-rising electricity prices).


Unfortunately we don't you have to understand no one here in Texas really gives a shit we are all just trying to get free shit and make a living. To us it's a business, to the people its free shit, I don't think the words Energy,or save every is said. Plus many people we run into are trying to scam the system, they go get an old fridge from the garage and put it in their kitchen, then they remove their air conditioners. what they don't understand is we have to take back the old shit in order to replace it, so taking out the AC's is not going to help.

It kinda is since I am new at this, and who knew we could find a subject we can sort of agree on?

now as far as Apollo,Evolution and the age of the earth goes..................

Save on energy consumption and you save money. That's how I sell it. Even someone not concerned about the environment can't deny that.

Stop baiting me. :lol

[PuttPutt]

Mouse, you seem like an interesting dude to say the least, but use your head man. If you feel like you're going to get fired for something stupid almost everyday, you got to cut that shit out & use your head. Cause one of these days you're going to get fired for something stupid. Be cool & keep impressing these fools you work for.

[mouse]

.

Stop baiting me. :lol

I learned from you, you are the master baiter! :toast