poster with the coolest job at Spurstalk?

[in2deep]

wondering which posters have cool jobs???

I am merely a web developer. yeah, boring as shit :(

gigolo? secret agent? CSI Investigator? president of the USA? what do you do???

[Ginobilly]

Pornstar! JK......I work for Flowers Foods, SA, TX. Well, I do get and eat a lot of pan!

[marini martini]

I need a job!!!
I wish CC would hire me to check his rain gauge at his place of business.:toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I need a job!!!
I wish CC would hire me to check his rain gauge at his place of business.:toast

I guess you wanna be number 2 now.

[marini martini]

I guess you wanna be number 2 now.

Well...........we do try harder!!!:toast

[peewee's_lovechild]

I test lube for KY! It's awesome I get to jack off all day!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Kori and LJ pay me to post here.

[mrsmaalox]

Kori and LJ pay me to post here.

Money well spent :tu

[Dex]

I'm a Server Specialist for Apple. It probably sounds cooler than it is, but at least Apple is a very hip company to work for.

By night, I am Batman.

[CosmicCowboy]

LJ seems to have a great job. He's apparently making bank without ever having to leave the house just using his computer...that's a great gig if you can get it...That or he really is a drug dealer like Dusty claimed :lol

[ashbeeigh]

I'll let you know how cool my job is on Monday.

[thispego]

bs, what job did you get?

[angel_luv]

I'll let you know how cool my job is on Monday.


Congrats. I am happy for you! :)

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

Insurance Verification Coordinator


Fun easy job once you know what your doing :)

[ashbeeigh]

bs, what job did you get?


Case Manager for a Foster Care non-profit.

[thispego]

better not let any gays adopt

and those kids lives' are in your hands, you better not put any of them in potentially dangerous situtations.

but more importantly, dont let any gays adopt

[mouse]

I am sitting in my room smoking a joint on a computer downloading Kitchen Nightmares as I make folders for people. Around 3Pm I will start drinking the 12 pack of ice cold rolling rock beer in my Ice chest while I listen to ESPN the Zone and play some more on the computer as I wait till 4pm for my paycheck. :smokin


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF1705.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Case Manager for a Foster Care non-profit.

Sounds like a tough job, Ash. I wish you much success :toast

[spursncowboys]

when you meet their families trying to adopt, first thing you should do is ask for something to drink. when they get you something, put the drink on a table without a coaster. If they don't say anything - fail! No kid for them.

[angel_luv]

downloading Kitchen Nightmares as I make folders for people.

I love that show. Chef Ramsey is really cool.

[ScoobyDoo]

rye ratch rhosts and roke reed in da rak of da ran.

[marini martini]

Case Manager for a Foster Care non-profit.

Not quite your "dream Job", I take it???

[JudynTX]

I am sitting in my room smoking a joint on a computer downloading Kitchen Nightmares as I make folders for people. Around 3Pm I will start drinking the 12 pack of ice cold rolling rock beer in my Ice chest while I listen to ESPN the Zone and play some more on the computer as I wait till 4pm for my paycheck. :smokin

I take it you didn't have to take a piss test for this job huh? :lol

[TheMime]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:H8otFMO8bp-e_M:http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/14/Under_Construction.png

[ashbeeigh]

better not let any gays adopt

and those kids lives' are in your hands, you better not put any of them in potentially dangerous situtations.

but more importantly, dont let any gays adopt



when you meet their families trying to adopt, first thing you should do is ask for something to drink. when they get you something, put the drink on a table without a coaster. If they don't say anything - fail! No kid for them.

You two, horrible. I won't deal with adoptions..I don't think...yet.


Congrats. I am happy for you! :)

Thank you again, lady!


Not quite your "dream Job", I take it???

IT was actually on the list.


Sounds like a tough job, Ash. I wish you much success :toast

It will be!

[mouse]

I take it you didn't have to take a piss test for this job huh? :lol

If they want a sample they don't have to look far, actually my room smells like piss as I type. :lmao

[JudynTX]

If they want a sample they don't have to look far, actually my room smells like piss as I type. :lmao

Febreeze that bitch. :lol

[in2deep]

I am sitting in my room smoking a joint on a computer downloading Kitchen Nightmares as I make folders for people. Around 3Pm I will start drinking the 12 pack of ice cold rolling rock beer in my Ice chest while I listen to ESPN the Zone and play some more on the computer as I wait till 4pm for my paycheck. :smokin


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF1705.jpg

now this mofo knows how to live the good life :tu

[in2deep]

damn you got a lotta medicines. What's wrong with you??

[mouse]

The rest of the office.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF1710.jpg


My break room. :lmao


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF1711.jpg

[marini martini]

Not quite your "dream Job", I take it???




IT was actually on the list.


Wow!!! That job takes some guts!!! Good luck with it!!!:tu

[ashbeeigh]

Wow!!! That job takes some guts!!! Good luck with it!!!:tu

The drive from De Zavala to Perrin Beitel and 410 on the other hand, though...not too much of a dream.

[mouse]

damn you got a lotta medicines. What's wrong with you??

Lets see.........I am a old, overweight, short 4ft 5inch, Bipolar Dallas Maverick fan, living in San Antonio with no girlfriend posting on a Spurs message board.

I suppose there's nothing wrong.

[marini martini]

Dayum Mouse, you moved to Pakistan?

[mouse]

Dayum Mouse, you moved to Pakistan???

Trust me I live on the east side of San Antonio Pakistan is much safer and cleaner.

Supplies are running low in my food storage/closet need to hit the HEB today.


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF1706.jpg

[in2deep]

Lets see.........I am a old, overweight, short 4ft 5inch, Bipolar Dallas Maverick fan, living in San Antonio with no girlfriend posting on a Spurs message board.

I suppose there's nothing wrong.

I feel sorry for you man

[mouse]

I feel sorry for you man

Why?



SOUTHWEST W L PCT GB HOME ROAD DIV CONF PF PA DIFF STRK L10
Dallas 45 21 .682 - 23-9 22-12 7-5 24-16 101.7 99.1 +2.7 Won 13 10-0
San Antonio 37 25 .597 6 23-10 14-15 8-5 22-17 100.7 96.3 +4.4 Won 1 6-4

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Sons over the summer when I'm not in school I work for the golf company PING at their club testing facility. I get to test clubs and get free shit......OK that's a lie, I actually do the bitch work and clean up their driving range everyday but I can't complain about it. My boss is cool, the job ensures I have 4 hours of physical activity 5 days a week, and I never have to work weekends.

[tlongII]

I'm a professional hand model.

[mouse]

now this mofo knows how to live the good life :tu


Wait till I post the pics of me and Johnny fingers with some Zone girls this weekend! :smokin

[JMarkJohns]

Primary job, Public Speaking instructor, but I will be teaching photography next year, and what's more, I'm starting earn solid money as a photographer, so...

Love getting paid to photograph beautiful women.

[marini martini]

Trust me I live on the east side of San Antonio Pakistan is much safer and cleaner.

Supplies are running low in my food storage/closet need to hit the HEB today.




http://www.safoodbank.org/

Your pantry looks better than mine!!!:wow

[mouse]

I stop using the food bank after my rice chexs bounced.



http://glutenfreesoxfan.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/ricechex.jpg

[angel_luv]

The drive from De Zavala to Perrin Beitel and 410 on the other hand, though...not too much of a dream.

You're working not that far from me. Let me know if you ever want company some lunch break.

[Death In June]

I'm a pharmacist in training... I don't know how cool that is. Do you like drugs?

[IronMexican]

mouse, Craisins are the shit. You should eat them.

[T2150]

I'm a pharmacist in training... I don't know how cool that is. Do you like drugs?


I'm interested in going back to school for a Pharm D, how is the training going?

[florige]

The drive from De Zavala to Perrin Beitel and 410 on the other hand, though...not too much of a dream.



Well party like you haven't partied before this weekend! lol

[monosylab2k]

i was hired by kori and lj to post on spurstalk all day and make it more interesting.

[Death In June]

I'm interested in going back to school for a Pharm D, how is the training going?Well, I got my internship a year ago, and I'm finishing up my second year in pharmacy school...so I guess I'm using "in training" pretty broadly. But, it's great. It's fun; it's challenging, and I think the profession is heading in the right direction as a whole as it becomes more clinically oriented. Do you have your BA in pharmacy?

[florige]

Well, I got my internship a year ago, and I'm finishing up my second year in pharmacy school...so I guess I'm using "in training" pretty broadly. But, it's great. It's fun; it's challenging, and I think the profession is heading in the right direction as a whole as it becomes more clinically oriented. Do you have your BA in pharmacy?



I thought you didn't need a 4 year to attend pharmacy school?

[Death In June]

I thought you didn't need a 4 year to attend pharmacy school?It depends. Some schools do require it, but I think all of the schools in Texas don't.

[Udokafan05]

Taxidermist

[nkdlunch]

Taxidermist

that explains your username

[SonOfPicard]

I test lube for KY! It's awesome I get to jack off all day!

bout the only action you're ever gonna get as a male librarian w/ an online degree, lol

edit: i should apologize to all librarians out there. peewee's no librarian. in order to become an actual librarian you have to get a master's degree and actually show some semblance of intelligence. peewee's more of a circulation desk assistant (to the) manager

[mouse]

i was hired by kori and lj to post on spurstalk all day and make it more interesting.

Congrats when do you start?

[mouse]

mouse, Craisins are the shit. You should eat them.

Right now the dried cherry's are kicking the Craisan's ass.

[spursncowboys]

Sons over the summer when I'm not in school I work for the golf company PING at their club testing facility. I get to test clubs and get free shit......OK that's a lie, I actually do the bitch work and clean up their driving range everyday but I can't complain about it. My boss is cool, the job ensures I have 4 hours of physical activity 5 days a week, and I never have to work weekends.

Are you the guy in the truck everyone aims at? That is so awesome. When they hit your tractor, and you look over to see guys hi-fiving eachother do you get pissed?
Damn there is nothing greater than nailing that guy when he's way in the back. Everyone turns and looks at you like you meant to.

[Sense]

I'm an industrial painter... so I sandblast and paint pipelines and tanks for refineries for a living.

I guess the most exciting part about coming to work in a depressing refinery... is the possibility of an injury or explosion.

:/ not the best job for a guy my age but.. hopefully I'll move to austin or SA soon

[symple19]

Insurance Verification Coordinator


Fun easy job once you know what your doing :)

this explains your rampant stupidity.

I'm a purchasing agent for Amazon, and work from home 90% of the time...Sweet gig

[mouse]

Is that a Union job?

[symple19]

Is that a Union job?

If you're talking to me Mouse...No

[mouse]

Do you live in San Antonio? If so you can apply at the carpenters Union and give them your number they need Union workers to tear down the exhibits at the convention center they pay good money and its not hard to do. You also get called to help out at the majestic theater also. you can make an extra 400-600 a month just working on Saturdays.

If your not sure who to talk to go to any fire station those guys do it also for pocket cash they will give you the number to call.

[mouse]

I got me a used fridge today no more ice chest for my drinks!


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF4396-1.jpg

[Spursfan092120]

Congrats when do you start?
::rimshot::

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

I mostly work for myself, so when I don't feel like working I don't. It is a great arrangement! :D

[mouse]

I mostly work for myself, so when I don't feel like working I don't. It is a great arrangement! :D


It takes me 15 seconds to get to work in the other room,where I get my snack on! :smokin
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/aaa-2.jpg

[bag of spinach]

It takes me 15 seconds to get to work in the other room,where I get my snack on! :smokin
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/aaa-2.jpg

You need some roughage!!

[mouse]

Your mom put a couple ice cubes in her mouth and blew me

Are you trying to say she coldcocked you?

[mouse]

You need some roughage!!
I take it you never had to eat corn nuts. Not only is it rough, you can chip a tooth eating them.

[PuttPutt]

Produce inspector

[ORION]

I have the coolest job

[san antonio spurs]

Administrator and Manager of a Royal Bank of Canada branch. Not a cool job so to speak but I like the everyday challenges.

[spursncowboys]

It takes me 15 seconds to get to work in the other room,where I get my snack on! :smokin
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/aaa-2.jpg

no beef jerky or twizzlers? wtf

[spursncowboys]

I wrked for an dotcom biz. Then I moved on to banking. Now I'm gonna try healthcare.

[tlongII]

Here's some of my work...

http://flan.csusb.edu/images/hands_world_sm.gif

http://www.sci.utah.edu/~wald/animrep/generated/hand.jpg

http://www.karonse.be/nederlands/nat/Oefeningen/Lichaam/hand.jpg

http://www.sistersproject.org/hands.jpg

[Sense]

You forgot about this one...


http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/22000/Shaving-my-Pet-Sheep--22319.jpg

[mouse]

Well I found out Friday in order to make the big bucks i have to learn the software. It's very hard and frustrating because it locks up on you at anytime and if you don't save every time you do something your screwed. But now that I turned my two boss's on to Snagit, and Re size genius and show them how to recover lost data they like me even more,

In one weeks time I was able to relieve my boss's from having to do over 9 different tasks everyday. The boss (mr.Duncan) told me outside not to worry about the "head ###### In Charge" joke he doesn't hols any grudges, and the rest of the crew are starting to like me and depend on me to do little thing they can't do while at work.


So now I only make 150.00 a week but I get free rent,free wifi, and food and beer. So it's like I am really getting 350.00 a week if you take away the 100.00 a week rent, the 40.00 dollar wifi, 50 dollars in food, 25 for electric,and 25-30 in beer. I think I can live with that since I was only making 50.00 a week doing small laptop work.
besides can't really complain since I told the boss I just wanted 50.00 dollars a week.

But yesterday I was sitting on my bed watching Undercover Boss and I realized my job my be in the top three best jobs category. As I sit there eating pork-skins I looked around me and thought how many people have a three bedroom house to themselves, we have 4 laptops two desktops, a fridge full of beer ,my closet full of snacks, I am never late for work.After 5pm I can spark up a joint. I can walk around in the nude.

I can play my PC games and listen to a movie and I don't have to worry about someone living next to me or above me like i did in my apartment.

If I need a flash-drive,blank DVD-RW, blank CDs,pens paper,coffee,etc i just go into the next room and get it. I get to listen to radio or play a movie on my laptop while at work. And when I do work it's mostly office stuff, filing names into the PC,making folders for the clients. call people to make sure they know we are coming that day, and I get to add the photos in the PC and I keep the coffee going.

I get free breakfast tacos in the morning, church's or subway for lunch, pizza or jack in the box for dinner, My cell phone is paid my storage is paid.I have no one to answer too, I can come and go as I please. My child support is paid already after i called them last Tuesday to tell them I have a job they told me my daughters stop going to collage.. and with a 1,500.00 GB hard drive I don't have to worry about running out of space now i can download huge files like all the MASH tv shows,soul N Funk collection 18 gbs right there. all the BBC planet earth collection, and box sets of other TV shows and entire music collection from any artist.


So in reality Kim leaving me made me realize having a life is not so bad after all.

unless your not me. :smokin

[B-Hath]

I mainly run ebay auctions for a golf shop in Dallas, among other things.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Well I found out Friday in order to make the big bucks i have to learn the software. It's very hard and frustrating because it locks up on you at anytime and if you don't save every time you do something your screwed. But now that I turned my two boss's on to Snagit, and Re size genius and show them how to recover lost data they like me even more,

In one weeks time I was able to relieve my boss's from having to do over 9 different tasks everyday. The boss (mr.Duncan) told me outside not to worry about the "head ###### In Charge" joke he doesn't hols any grudges, and the rest of the crew are starting to like me and depend on me to do little thing they can't do while at work.


So now I only make 150.00 a week but I get free rent,free wifi, and food and beer. So it's like I am really getting 350.00 a week if you take away the 100.00 a week rent, the 40.00 dollar wifi, 50 dollars in food, 25 for electric,and 25-30 in beer. I think I can live with that since I was only making 50.00 a week doing small laptop work.
besides can't really complain since I told the boss I just wanted 50.00 dollars a week.

But yesterday I was sitting on my bed watching Undercover Boss and I realized my job my be in the top three best jobs category. As I sit there eating pork-skins I looked around me and thought how many people have a three bedroom house to themselves, we have 4 laptops two desktops, a fridge full of beer ,my closet full of snacks, I am never late for work.After 5pm I can spark up a joint. I can walk around in the nude.

I can play my PC games and listen to a movie and I don't have to worry about someone living next to me or above me like i did in my apartment.

If I need a flash-drive,blank DVD-RW, blank CDs,pens paper,coffee,etc i just go into the next room and get it. I get to listen to radio or play a movie on my laptop while at work. And when I do work it's mostly office stuff, filing names into the PC,making folders for the clients. call people to make sure they know we are coming that day, and I get to add the photos in the PC and I keep the coffee going.

I get free breakfast tacos in the morning, church's or subway for lunch, pizza or jack in the box for dinner, My cell phone is paid my storage is paid.I have no one to answer too, I can come and go as I please. My child support is paid already after i called them last Tuesday to tell them I have a job they told me my daughters stop going to collage.. and with a 1,500.00 GB hard drive I don't have to worry about running out of space now i can download huge files like all the MASH tv shows,soul N Funk collection 18 gbs right there. all the BBC planet earth collection, and box sets of other TV shows and entire music collection from any artist.


So in reality Kim leaving me made me realize having a life is not so bad after all.

unless your not me. :smokin

Sounds like you've found a peaceful place that suits you, mouse. We all need one of those. :toast

Only three questions remain for me.
1. how does your stomach function with so little fibre in your diet?
2. do you get any exercise?
3. how can you watch the BBC Planet Earth series, which I love BTW, and still believe the planet is less then 10,000 years old?

:lol

PS I don't want answers. I'm just curious/stirring. ;)

Glad you found a happy place, mate. :hat

[robino2001]

i blow shit up for a living... both accidentally and on purpose... does that count as cool?

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

i blow shit up for a living... both accidentally and on purpose... does that count as cool?

You work on Mythbusters... or are you a terrorist? The "accidentally" bit has me stumped. :lol

[robino2001]

You work on Mythbusters... or are you a terrorist? The "accidentally" bit has me stumped. :lol

mythbusters would be cooler... i'm a r&d level chemist (real, not street :))... so sometimes things don't go as planned and kaboom

[ashbeeigh]

Sounds like you've found a peaceful place that suits you, mouse. We all need one of those. :toast

Only three questions remain for me.
1. how does your stomach function with so little fibre in your diet?


This is my question. Well, in general. If I went 1-2 days with breakfast tacos and fast food for all three meals I think I'd be a hot mess.

Not that i have much room to talk. I haven't "worked out" in years and the most healthy thing I do is take multivitamins.

But, if you think your job is "cool" all the power to you. That's what makes the world go 'round.

[mouse]

I mainly run ebay auctions for a golf shop in Dallas, among other things.

Do you ever post your eBay links on craig'slist? I always try and help people who rely on sales. Sometimes I will buy something from someone off the street or on the phone just so they can make what little commission they get after each sell.

To me selling is hard especially when the economy is not that good. And I found even if you do make a sale if you add up your time wasted trying to make that one sale you could have made 5 to 10 times more if you just had a job that pays minimum wages.

Good luck on your eBay auctions.

[mouse]

Sounds like you've found a peaceful place that suits you, mouse. We all need one of those. :toast

Only three questions remain for me.
1. how does your stomach function with so little fibre in your diet?

To be honest this is how I was eating when I lived with Kim. Since she worked and i was the live in maid I ended up eating frozen pizzas and calling papa Johns pizza many times. But I do remember making tortilla soup and pot roast a few times so maybe you have a point I need to find something with fibre. Did you take any medical courses in collage? just wondering what made you ask the question!



2. do you get any exercise?

Not really since my back and knees went out due to the sciatic nerve damage i have I was never able to walk more than one block then I have to turn back around. For months the docs at the VA thought it was my knees all this time is was a pinched nerve in my lower back that is sending the shock waves of pain down my legs. I was the one who Google knee pain and saw how the Sciatic never makes it hard to walk.




3. how can you watch the BBC Planet Earth series, which I love BTW, and still believe the planet is less then 10,000 years old?

If there is a good Documentary that has won many awards I have to see it. In this Planet earth documentary they show many close ups of animals that I like to use when I am making signatures or cool gifs I just laugh at the narrator when they show a water fall and say 25 Million years ago this water fall was located 30 miles from here. and so on. The man who narrates the film does say 5 thousand years ago this tree.....or long ago or many yera sago etc....he doesn't say Millions of years like many other documentaries do.

You don't feel like the narrator is trying to make you believe there is no God or the bible is lying to people. The BBC people seem to not have any hidden agendas. But your right I usually turn off a program if they keep saying 4 billion years ago the earth was a hot bubbling ball of gas and lava etc....

The truth of the matter is I don't get upset like I did in the past I have no problem with Science as long as they don't act like their view is the only one. What bothers be is the text books in school that don't allow any other explanation on how old the earth is or how man got on this planet. Why should we be forced to have to live under Darwin's theories, why can't we look into other possibilities?






:lol

PS I don't want answers. I'm just curious/stirring. ;)


You know better than that to talk about the age of the earth and not expect me to say something back!

If you look at the BBC documentary the narrator says many times "Thousands of years ago" many of what the documentary shows they date it back to 10 thousand years they really don't just toss out 25 million or 4 Billion years like we do in America when we make a film or a book.


Glad you found a happy place, mate. :hat


Now you have a place to stay when your in town! :smokin

That is if you don't mind sleeping on the floor and going without Fiber.

[ORION]

ok well I am a cable installation tech

[mouse]

This is my question. Well, in general. If I went 1-2 days with breakfast tacos and fast food for all three meals I think I'd be a hot mess.

Not that i have much room to talk. I haven't "worked out" in years and the most healthy thing I do is take multivitamins.

But, if you think your job is "cool" all the power to you. That's what makes the world go 'round.


If you think about it how bad is a breakfast taco?

It has a flour tortilla made by hand, it has potato and egg, sometimes i get Guisada, or bean and cheese.

Now lets look at what many Americans eat.

Sausage from a box has..............................




How processed is the food you eat?


The issue with additives in 'adult' foods is not so much that scientists fear they will give us all ADHD, but rather that they are strong indicators that the food we are eating is far from fresh. The party foods identified by our experts as being high in additives or highly processed, represent a small sample of the chemically-laden foods we could eat most days. As with additives in kids' food, scientists don't really know the long-term effects of eating highly processed foods, or what happens when lots of additives are consumed at the same time.

All the additives and processing methods used in the UK are approved by the Food Standards Agency and E numbers are approved by the European Union. None the less, some scientists and nutritionists still question their use and safety.

What is certainly true is that the increasing availability of processed food makes it easier for us to avoid the fresh produce we need while eating certain foods that may taste pleasant but are nutritionally suspect. Processed meats like cheap pâté are often simply saturated fats and salt mixed with preservatives, flavourings and bulking agents, and are relatively low in protein, essential minerals and vitamins. Full- or reduced-fat desserts can be empty of anything but calories.

It's hardly surprising then that nutritionists like Jane Clarke and Patrick Holford suggest avoiding additives like these in order to keep your diet as healthy as possible.

Maltodextrin is a sweet polysaccharide made from corn. Arguably, it has no real nutritional value beyond that of sugar as it is as rapidly absorbed as glucose. It is used primarily to give body, flavour and viscosity to foods like packaged desserts and crisps as well as having a nice 'mouth feel'.

Emulsifiers, thickeners and stabilisers are designed to add viscosity to liquids while still feeling right in the mouth, as well as binding or stabilising other ingredients. They are common in dressings, sauces and desserts. Many of these have natural sources, such as guar gum ( E412 from the guar bean), xantham gum (E415 from glucose), carrageenan ( E407 from seaweed) and pectin (from fruit).Mono and di-glycerides of fatty acids (and E numbers from 471-9) are sometimes derived from genetically modified soy beans. These products do not pose any specific health risks; they merely suggest the finished product is a processed one.

Potassium sorbate (E203) is an antifungal, increasing shelf life.

Dr Richardson has 'come across offenders who consume so much sugar in drinks that they are virtually flatline hypo-glycaemic, which can contribute to offending behaviours'.

Sodium acetate (E262i) is a chemical used in the paper industry and in heating pads. In food it is used as a preservative.

Flavour enhancers may be included in foods marketed for adults, such as disodium inosate (E631), disodium 5-ribonucleotide (E635), ordisodium guanylate (E627), which is not permitted in foods for infants and young children under the age of three in some countries.

Stimulants taurine, glucuronolactone andcaffeine are present in some fizzy and 'energy' drinks. Caffeine is the world's most popular psychoactive drug. Renowned nutritionist Patrick Holford points out that combined with large amounts of sugar it may have a 'behavioural effect causing aggression and irritability'.

'Reclaimed' meat, such as pork connective tissue, is common in cheap meat-based products such as paté and sausages. Made from the last scraps of meat and offal left on the carcass after the more nutritious cuts of meat have been removed, it goes through a number of processes in order to make it palatable.

Potassium nitrate (E249 or saltpetre) is a preservative, which also happens to be used in fireworks.

Sodium nitrite is a colour-fixative and preservative. It can only be used in EU countries in very tiny quantities as it is toxic to mammals and is banned in foods for under-threes.

Sodium metabisulphite (E223) is a preservative sometimes associated with skin reactions.

[mouse]

ok well I am a cable installation tech


Do people ask you for free cable?

http://www.starz.com/titles/TheCableGuy/PublishingImages/cable_guy_the_1996_685x385.jpg

[ORION]

Do people ask you for free cable?

http://www.starz.com/titles/TheCableGuy/PublishingImages/cable_guy_the_1996_685x385.jpg

all the time, but I love the job. I get to see some very interesting things......

[phxspurfan]

I plan and run electrical tests on the newest Intel processors. I wouldn't say it's the coolest job but it's interesting to see the kinds of issues they don't want you to see...

[spursncowboys]

I plan and run electrical tests on the newest Intel processors. I wouldn't say it's the coolest job but it's interesting to see the kinds of issues they don't want you to see...

this is a winner imo. how did you get that job? is the i5 worth the extra money or does the i3 700 series do the job? i have some stock in intel and love the company. mainly since amd showed up to make intel step their game up. any cool stories you can tell us?

[mouse]

I plan and run electrical tests on the newest Intel processors. I wouldn't say it's the coolest job but it's interesting to see the kinds of issues they don't want you to see...


hey can you go into more details on what you do? And how long did it take to get the job, how did you find out about it,and last did you have to have training first?

[mouse.]

oh, and can you ask if they need a coffee guy and how much that pays exactly.

[mouse]

all the time, but I love the job. I get to see some very interesting things......


Dude don't leaves us hanging like this we want details!! I used to always ask the cable guy for free shit. I knew a guy that worked for timeWarner that charged 50.00 dollars one time fee he will hook up your cable. But sometimes it only lasted one month or it lasted 4 months depending if anyone moves in or out of my apartment building. Everytime I saw soeone move I knew my cable was going to get cut off.

Back in 1982-83 In san Antonio we had Rogers cable you got a slider box like this.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3375/3298454963_068a3b8b20.jpg


many people would put a splitter on their neighbors house and run cable into their house. Rogers cable began to suck when they found out people were putting cable in their kids rooms Rogers Cable wanted to charge people another 30 dollars a month for each room you installed cable in.

Kim's daughter's husband is a sub contractor that goes around turning off peoples cable. I asked him if he was ever confronted by an angry costumer. Have you been in fear of your life unhooking someones cable during the supper bowl?

[ORION]

Dude don't leaves us hanging like this we want details!! I used to always ask the cable guy for free shit. I knew a guy that worked for timeWarner that charged 50.00 dollars one time fee he will hook up your cable. But sometimes it only lasted one month or it lasted 4 months depending if anyone moves in or out of my apartment building. Everytime I saw soeone move I knew my cable was going to get cut off.

Back in 1982-83 In san Antonio we had Rogers cable you got a slider box like this.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3375/3298454963_068a3b8b20.jpg


many people would put a splitter on their neighbors house and run cable into their house. Rogers cable began to suck when they found out people were putting cable in their kids rooms Rogers Cable wanted to charge people another 30 dollars a month for each room you installed cable in.

Kim's daughter's husband is a sub contractor that goes around turning off peoples cable. I asked him if he was ever confronted by an angry costumer. Have you been in fear of your life unhooking someones cable during the supper bowl?

hahaha! No because I don't even need to talk to the customer. I can just find the box and disconnect it. Yeah people have gotten fired to giving free cable and I've seen people break into the box and rig it up themselves. As a matter of fact I caught on house getting it free so I cut the line. I was installing new services at another house. So I go out to my truck and this dude in broad day light with a hoodie covering his face walks into the customer back yard and the home owner confronted him and he started saying his internet was done but TV was fine. He was full of shit because I blocked everything. He tried to hook it up again and when he saw me he shit his pants and I told him I'd look into it. I'm not a huge monster but I am a big guy and he didn't give me shit.

[The Reckoning]

i had a cable guy hunt me down because i set up my wireless adapter wrong and was soaking up bandwidth or something like that. lol good stuff

[mouse]

this is a winner imo. how did you get that job? is the i5 worth the extra money or does the i3 700 series do the job? i have some stock in intel and love the company. mainly since amd showed up to make intel step their game up. any cool stories you can tell us?

I am curious also.

[mouse]

i had a cable guy hunt me down because i set up my wireless adapter wrong and was soaking up bandwidth or something like that. lol good stuff


What year did this happen? It reminds me of Kramer in that one Seinfeld episode.

[mouse]

hahaha! No because I don't even need to talk to the customer. I can just find the box and disconnect it. Yeah people have gotten fired to giving free cable and I've seen people break into the box and rig it up themselves. As a matter of fact I caught on house getting it free so I cut the line. I was installing new services at another house. So I go out to my truck and this dude in broad day light with a hoodie covering his face walks into the customer back yard and the home owner confronted him and he started saying his internet was done but TV was fine. He was full of shit because I blocked everything. He tried to hook it up again and when he saw me he shit his pants and I told him I'd look into it. I'm not a huge monster but I am a big guy and he didn't give me shit.

Someone should write a book "the life of a cable installer" or The life of a Cable disconnector"

[The Reckoning]

What year did this happen? It reminds me of Kramer in that one Seinfeld episode.


almost exactly a year ago

[ORION]

i had a cable guy hunt me down because i set up my wireless adapter wrong and was soaking up bandwidth or something like that. lol good stuff

In other words you were locked into your neighbor's network. We can find out who is doing it and block it. haha

[ORION]

Someone should write a book "the life of a cable installer" or The life of a Cable disconnector"

I will say this though. This is by far the best job I have ever had. I love going to work every morning.

[phxspurfan]

hey can you go into more details on what you do? And how long did it take to get the job, how did you find out about it,and last did you have to have training first?

Yeah, no prob. I graduated from college in 06 with my bachelors in electrical engineering and applied for a circuit design job at Intel since they don't blow things up or harm the environment and it was a good looking company. One of their recruiters from a few years back told me I wasn't qualified to get a job there since I don't have a grad degree and my GPA wasn't great but I said wth and just sent my resume.

Later on I got a call back from the design job and they indicated some kind of interest but I never heard from them after a phone interview. Then I got an email from somebody else in AZ saying they wanted to interview me and I flew down there the whole time thinking it was for the job I applied to. It wasn't...turns out a recruiter I had met years back sent my resume to this other manager who manages rotation programs and she wanted me to apply.

So I studied my ass off on the plane down to Phx with all my old tests and quizzes from electronics courses, etc and did the day of interviews and got in. One of my interviewers also went to Clark HS like me and went to Boston U like me, so that probably helped haha.

But yeah so I did a rotation in a planning group and wanted to try something more technical so I applied for a customer support role and someone else got my resume, gave me a lab tour and hired me after my rotations as a validation engineer. It's kind of crazy that I'm a validation engineer and it all happened by chance since your resume gets around so fast when you send it out.


this is a winner imo. how did you get that job? is the i5 worth the extra money or does the i3 700 series do the job? i have some stock in intel and love the company. mainly since amd showed up to make intel step their game up. any cool stories you can tell us?

I can't tell any stories without revealing anything that isn't meant to be public info. But, I'd go with the i5 if I had a nice power supply since double the cache makes a huge difference in read/write latency.

[ashbeeigh]

So I studied my ass off on the plane down to Phx with all my old tests and quizzes from electronics courses, etc and did the day of interviews and got in. One of my interviewers also went to Clark HS like me and went to Boston U like me, so that probably helped haha.


This makes me laugh.

[scott]

I make, drink, and talk about beer for a living. I think that's pretty cool.

[symple19]

I make, drink, and talk about beer for a living. I think that's pretty cool.

You have my dream job buddy :tu

[florige]

I am only 21 but I am on the pathway to having a job in the field with the NSA/CIA/DNI

Dude you know they tell you not to tell people you are applying for those kind of high clearance positions. There was a guy at my department who made it pretty far into the applications process with the CIA. But he went around blabbing it to the whole department and they polygraphed his stupid ass about how many people knew about it. He still works with me. Lol

[tlongII]

Dude you know they tell you not to tell people you are applying for those kind of high clearance positions. There was a guy at my department who made it pretty far into the applications process with the CIA. But he went around blabbing it to the whole department and they polygraphed his stupid ass about how many people knew about it. He still works with me. Lol

That's why they call them spooks. I've met a few NSA guys.

[florige]

all the time, but I love the job. I get to see some very interesting things......

What about women offering sexual favors for free hookups?

[florige]

That's why they call them spooks. I've met a few NSA guys.

I just found it weird that you couldn't tell people you were even applying with them. I can see once you get hired. Most of the "special ops" guys are either ex-military, or ex-law enforcement of some kind.

[ORION]

What about women offering sexual favors for free hookups?

uh no comment

[ShoogarBear]

Hey, ORION, did you change jobs? You don't work in that office any more?

[smeagol]

I'm in the farming business these days. Agriculture, livestock farming . . .

[mouse]

phxspurfan have you heard of Easy Audit software? I need to learn it in 90 days Or I may have to go back to fixing laptops and mowing lawns.

In this picture it's hard to see the software it's behind the two windows.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/mark-allen-1.jpg


If anyone here wants a for sure Job learn how to use the EASY audit software these people are in big demand. My boss gets at least two to three job offers a day. In fact most of his employees wind up going to Austin or Houston after they learn the software. I can't abandon my boss after all he did for me.
This software is really hard to get in fact you have to turn in your laptop so they can install it for you. I can copy the files off my Boss's laptop but its hard to install without the Setup exe file.If anyone has a torrent link or knows where I can train to use it please post in this topic.

Thanks.

[mouse]

We work out of the living room


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF1710.jpg

This is the blower door fan to get readings on how much air is escaping the house.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF1713.jpg



Here is the PC my boss got from me from PC Outlet it was only 149.00


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF1712.jpg



This is what I drink while at work, (before I got a fridge Friday)

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF1715.jpg


The house was in the middle of remodeling but after the housing market crashed my boss has many homes around san antonio half way finished. Pardon the floors they have not been cleaned yet,

My room

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF1707.jpg


My bed, I prefer to sleep on the floor due to my back pains but this cot seems to be very comfortable.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF1708.jpg


here is my 2001 gateway PC I found in the dumpster its old and looks like shit but it still works.


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF1705.jpg



My boss pays only 24 dollars a month for unlimited Clear internet!

I get 900-700 kbs of download speed.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF2520.jpg



Here I am tying to look busy.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF2655.jpg



As you can see this job can be very stressful at times and one must learn how to properly medicate one's self.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF2509.jpg

[tlongII]

Get a haircut you hippie!

[B-Hath]

Do you ever post your eBay links on craig'slist? I always try and help people who rely on sales. Sometimes I will buy something from someone off the street or on the phone just so they can make what little commission they get after each sell.

To me selling is hard especially when the economy is not that good. And I found even if you do make a sale if you add up your time wasted trying to make that one sale you could have made 5 to 10 times more if you just had a job that pays minimum wages.

Good luck on your eBay auctions.

I appreciate that. We sell mainly replacement irons and used discontinued clubs, so ours is a niche market. The economic downturn hasn't hit us that badly. We haven't tried craigslist because the vast majority of our business is mail out across the country, and a bit internationally. We have a retail store that gives us the local product exposure and demand. But after that we advertise in national publications, and do some local tv ads.

[mouse]

The ticket76 radio sports AM will do a 15 second commercial for 40.00 dollars contact Peter Burns.

[mouse]

Get a haircut you hippie!

I do want a haircut but I found your hair doesn't get gray so fast if you don't cut it. I am afraid not only will I look bald iI will look like a have gray hair.

I don't mind short hair I just don't like that style where it looks like your a kid in the bath tub look.

http://men-haircuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mens-hairstyles-image-is0551.jpg


It's either that or the American idol look.

http://killingtimewithijahamran.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/adam-lambert-1.jpg

[TDMVPDPOY]

I do want a haircut but I found your hair doesn't get gray so fast if you don't cut it. I am afraid not only will I look bald iI will look like a have gray hair.

I don't mind short hair I just don't like that style where it looks like your a kid in the bath tub look.

http://men-haircuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mens-hairstyles-image-is0551.jpg


i was going to go for this style, but with receding hair line and thin hair, plus fkn i hate styling or puttin shit in my hair since i dont give a shit about my looks.....

[Jimcs50]

I think I have the coolest job. I work with hot young women all day, I have sex with one or two a few times a month, and I make good money...not too shabby.:)

[Re-Animator]

I think I have the coolest job. I work with hot young women all day, I have sex with one or two a few times a month, and I make good money...not too shabby.:)


If you can post some pics then we may have a winner here!

[grindmouse]

i was going to go for this style, but with receding hair line and thin hair, plus fkn i hate styling or puttin shit in my hair since i dont give a shit about my looks.....

You know back when I was in High school there was maybe one or two students who had receding hair lines, in fact everyone had long hair. Go look at year books of 1977-1987 you will see maybe one or two students who are losing their hair. But if you look at the high school and collage kids of today you will see a large number about 25 to 40 percent of the young adults today have thinning hair and receding hair lines.

I wonder if the sun and lack of the ozone layer plays a role in all this.

[grindmouse]

I think I have the coolest job. I work with hot young women all day, I have sex with one or two a few times a month, and I make good money...not too shabby.:)

Are you the dentist dude who likes to golf?

[Jimcs50]

Are you the dentist dude who likes to golf?

Why yes I am.

[Whisky Dog]

My job now not so cool, just an administrative position, but after my discharge when I was going to school I caught shoplifters for Walmart and Target full time. Cool job for people who really like to get in confrontations, fight a lot, and handcuff people.

[grindmouse]

My job now not so cool, just an administrative position, but after my discharge when I was going to school I caught shoplifters for Walmart and Target full time. Cool job for people who really like to get in confrontations, fight a lot, and handcuff people.


That may explain why your so confrontational with other posters.

[mouse]

I know this is off topic but check out this sweet laptop that sold for 207.00 dollars,
I couldn't bid on because I reached my pay pal limit. this laptop sells for 350.00 to 400.00 on craigslist.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Dell-Inspiron-1501-Laptop-Computer-PC-Gently-Used_W0QQitemZ160410566713QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLapto ps_Nov05?hash=item2559370039

[Whisky Dog]

That may explain why your so confrontational with other posters.

Fuck you mouse!!

nah, you're probably right. Can't take out my killing aggression on insurgents or criminals any more, so better on you than my fiancé. Although, on a confrontational and bitch fest level, I'm nowhere near a lot of posters here.

[florige]

My job now not so cool, just an administrative position, but after my discharge when I was going to school I caught shoplifters for Walmart and Target full time. Cool job for people who really like to get in confrontations, fight a lot, and handcuff people.



You never entertained going into law enforcement?

[angel_luv]

My job at the Terrace Club Restaurant in the AT&T Center is very cool. I love interacting with all the sports' fans- even most of the people rooting for the opposing team have been fun to talk to.
And I have been privileged to see some amazing Spurs' moments over the years- my favorites being Tim Duncan's 3 pointer against Phoenix and Game 7 of the 2005 Finals.

At my mall job, I have several regular clients who have always been a real joy to serve.

I have been very blessed in all my places of employment.

[phxspurfan]

phxspurfan have you heard of Easy Audit software?

Nope never heard of it

[mouse]

Fuck you mouse!!

nah, you're probably right. Can't take out my killing aggression on insurgents or criminals any more, so better on you than my fiancé. Although, on a confrontational and bitch fest level, I'm nowhere near a lot of posters here.


:lmao


Your Cop material brah! :smokin

[RashoFan]

Paramedic....

[mouse]

I think I shall remove my name as one of the top five posters with the coolest job.

Last night I worked till 1AM the night before 1:30AM And the job description keeps growing. I went from parking cars,making coffee, and answering the phone, to making folders,calling people for appointments, then i have to go to CPS and trouble shoot laptops.show them how to do system restore. and basic shit they should know already. Now I have to do the workers schedules, make the Maps of the jobs, keep track of their hours and what work they have done. Take all the pictures put them in the right files, (what house,what date,and who took them) then re-size them for CPS. then I have to find the square footage of each house. make a floor plan, and all this while I still download movies for the two boss's and their kids and families.And then the kids call my boss complaining that the DVD I made them they saw someone get up to get pop corn? WTF? Don't they know why it's called a CAM torrent? It means someone went to the theater to record the movie!
And why would the boss's kids not have enough money to just go to the theater? then i still have to go to the store for beer,and other bullshit jobs, and last Sunday I had to lay tile in my boss's sisters husbands house. when does this shit ever end?

not to mention I have to use this really loud Copier machine that doesn't copy right and paper gets jammed up in it. I feel like running over that coping machine and taking a piss in the coffee.

Anyone have any advice on how to handle the stress? the weed and the beer just isn't doing the trick anymore. :bang

[ashbeeigh]

I think I shall remove my name as one of the top five posters with the coolest job.

Last night I worked till 1AM the night before 1:30AM And the job description keeps growing. I went from parking cars,making coffee, and answering the phone, to making folders,calling people for appointments, then i have to go to CPS and trouble shoot laptops.show them how to do system restore. and basic shit they should know already. Now I have to do the workers schedules, make the Maps of the jobs, keep track of their hours and what work they have done. Take all the pictures put them in the right files, (what house,what date,and who took them) then re-size them for CPS. then I have to find the square footage of each house. make a floor plan, and all this while I still download movies for the two boss's and their kids and families.And then the kids call my boss complaining that the DVD I made them they saw someone get up to get pop corn? WTF? Don't they know why it's called a CAM torrent? It means someone went to the theater to record the movie!
And why would the boss's kids not have enough money to just go to the theater? then i still have to go to the store for beer,and other bullshit jobs, and last Sunday I had to lay tile in my boss's sisters husbands house. when does this shit ever end?

not to mention I have to use this really loud Copier machine that doesn't copy right and paper gets jammed up in it. I feel like running over that coping machine and taking a piss in the coffee.

Anyone have any advice on how to handle the stress? the weed and the beer just isn't doing the trick anymore. :bang

Instead of your boss hiring multiple people to do your job, like an office manager, he's decided that you can do. Consider it a vote of confidence. And good experience (?) Oh, and a lot of times work isn't fun. That's why it's called work.

To add to the topic, I think I have a cool job, but not the coolest here. I doubt many of you would want to sift through the manuals and training I've been through the last few days.

[mouse]

Instead of your boss hiring multiple people to do your job, like an office manager, he's decided that you can do. Consider it a vote of confidence. And good experience (?) Oh, and a lot of times work isn't fun. That's why it's called work.

That may be the best advice I have received here at ST, thanks!


To add to the topic, I think I have a cool job, but not the coolest here. I doubt many of you would want to sift through the manuals and training I've been through the last few days.

Are the manuals thick, and do you get paid enough for your effort?

[ashbeeigh]

That may be the best advice I have received here at ST, thanks!



Are the manuals thick, and do you get paid enough for your effort?

No problem, I try.

They are, but then again, everything has to be up to state standards. It's enough. I won't be rolling in the dough any time soon.

[timvpimp]

prawn trawler in Alaska, that has to be the coolest job considering the weather there.

[TDMVPDPOY]

mouse go ask for a payrise damn it, PA job....

[PakiDan]

www.zukor.com

marketing

[duhoh]

i am a student.

in yo face!

[mouse]

mouse go ask for a payrise damn it, PA job....

Dude I think i get payed to much as it is. I just wonder how these people got around before i came along? Right now I am in my room calling people to set up inspections in my boxer shorts. I shouldn't complain I guess.

What I don't like are all the tech type questions and problems. I don't have the proper certifications to be messing around with CPS laptops their tech staff would shit if they knew I was touching their equipment, plus If any data is lost or someones laptop locks up on them they are going to say "it was fine until that guys jacked with it" and i don't want to be that guy.

just yesterday the big boss Mr.Duncan had a file that was missing and another one that was blank. That was 4 hours worth of work down the drain.

You could almost see steam shooting out of his ears. we hate this windows 95 software the government and CPS still uses.

I had him do a system restore (something high school kids can do) and when he saw the files pop up, he almost cried and wanted to give me oral pleasure. that was until he saw by doing the system restore he lost his earth wind and fire greatest hits mp3 file he downloaded last night.

To be honest I just want to sit in my room and answer the phone I don't need all these extra activities that will one day came back to bite me on what little ass I have left. please remove me from the best jobs list there are others here who deserve the award.

[eisfeld]

I'm a Caseworker for a bigger social organization. I work with teenagers, children and families who struggly in everyday life. Never gets boring ;)

[Bukefal]

i am a student.

in yo face!

Me too! But i'm going to be a lawyer

[TDMVPDPOY]

You could almost see steam shooting out of his ears. we hate this windows 95 software the government and CPS still uses.


no shit man, even some down here use DOS for certain govt apps...they say its faster to process but every 2-3 years these govt agencies are always upgrading there comps and shit yet still use out dated software

[ashbeeigh]

I'm a Caseworker for a bigger social organization. I work with teenagers, children and families who struggly in everyday life. Never gets boring ;)

Yah! :elephant You do what I do! Well, sort of.

[bigzak25]

i'm a clicker 2.

i was a clicker 1, but i got promoted.

[TDMVPDPOY]

hey mouse

talk about getting a fkn haircut, got one done today....

lets just say im not impressed with the outcome...

[mouse]

no shit man, even some down here use DOS for certain govt apps...they say its faster to process but every 2-3 years these govt agencies are always upgrading there comps and shit yet still use out dated software



there are many companies that stick with windows 98 and 2000 I guess they want to keep things running smooth or else it will cost them a fortune to upgrade. I am not sure the reasons.




hey mouse

talk about getting a fkn haircut, got one done today....

lets just say im not impressed with the outcome...

Dude you have to post the pics ! :lmao

[mouse]

I wish my Boss would hurry up with that Microwave I am tired of using the heater.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF2257.jpg

[DarkReign]

Jim wins.

/thread

[Akeem]

I have recently been placed in charge of garbage!

When you think of garbage, think of Akeem!

[TDMVPDPOY]

hey mouse know how i told you about the haircut, lol

came back from one, lets just say not happy with t he outcome....didnt know what i wanted while sittin on the stool....just told them to cut it short and she goes shave it off...lame

[IronMaxipad]

I recycle soda cans.

[mouse]

Jim wins.

/thread


Why because he says so, or because what he makes a year?

How do you even know that bitch even has a job? where are the pics?

I'm the only mo-fo that has proof i actually have a job. My job is so cool i can run around in my boxer shorts and host it on youtube when was the last time Jim50 was able to smoke a joint or drink a beer at lunch time?

If you guys can't post pics of your so called jobs that can only mean two things....

A) you really don't have a job,

or

B) Your job has strict rules that you have to follow and your not allowed to take pictures and if that is true, how can it be to coolest job?

Tomorrow I will post around 9 AM me in my room doing audits with a beer in one hand and a joint in the other in my Ron Jerome boxers shorts unless someone here can actually prove that they really have a job, and can prove it by posting some pictures. the ball in in your..............


http://www.englishonline.org.cn/files/ball_court.jpg

[jdev82]

dairy queen

[mouse]

dairy queen

/thread

[DarkReign]

Why because he says so, or because what he makes a year?

Jim is legit and you know it. Especially you.

Makes hella cash and sleeps with various young women half his age. Your boxer shorts and youtube videos dont compare, sorry.

Posting pics of my job would be as boring and drab as ever. I run a small company that produces low volume and prototype stabilizer bars to Tier 1 suppliers and the military (recently).

If you enjoy Solidworks, Gantt charts, PORs, inspection reports, quotes, kissing-ass and having the slimmest profit margin in the known fucking world, I am sure youd get a kick out of my career.

Although, if things go the way they should, I'll be sitting in Jim-style / CC-style cash before the age of 33. I'll be able to retire at 40, if I so choose. So I eat shit and bust balls now in an effort to turn a once struggling company into an industry standard.

It isnt easy, fun or rewarding, but thats why "work" is a 4-letter word.

[mouse]

Jim is legit
sleeps with various young women half his age..
.

Sorry this is where you lost me, you couldn't just suck Jim's cock you had to grab his sac? until I see a picture of Jim and his stacks of cash, or a photo of him in bed with these so called girls half his age, sorry I have to call bullshit.

This topic isn't called "whats your dream job?" it's called "poster with the coolest job at Spurstalk?"

And I have yet to see any evidence that shows I am not that poster.

[mouse]

lets review, shall we?....


I wake up an see whats going on in the club..as I smile for the camera.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF5121.jpg


Do I have any beer left from last night?

Check!

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF5117.jpg



I look to see if one of the many bottles of beer I have doesn't have a roach (from a joint not the insect) inside.



http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF5118.jpg



I put some cool tunes on the stereo.


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF5128.jpg


Do I have enough smoke for the job?


Check!

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF5133.jpg






are there any snacks close by?

Check!


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF5134.jpg




In case DEA whats to fuck with me am I ready for them?


Check!





http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF5135.jpg









Ok let me try and look busy :lmao


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF5132.jpg




I almost forgot for the ladies in the club..... me in my Boxers as I promised.


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF5131.jpg

What I really think about your lover Jim50? :smokin


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/DSCF5142.jpg

[DarkReign]

Sorry this is where you lost me, you couldn't just suck Jim's cock you had to grab his sac? until I see a picture of Jim and his stacks of cash, or a photo of him in bed with these so called girls half his age, sorry I have to call bullshit.

This topic isn't called "whats your dream job?" it's called "poster with the coolest job at Spurstalk?"

And I have yet to see any evidence that shows I am not that poster.

I'll overlook the weak comment and get to the heart of it.

So, if I understand you correctly, if you were in Jim's theoretical shoes, you would post pics on a forum as a sort of...e-peen comparison competition?

I can think of a dozen reasons why you arent in Jim's shoes...this being very low on the list, but still applicable.

So far, no one has posted a pic of their job except you. According to your logic of "proof with pics", we're all unemployed and live on ST. Nice little reality you got going there, mouse. You wear it well, I guess.

[tlongII]

I think I have the coolest job. I work with hot young women all day, I have sex with one or two a few times a month, and I make good money...not too shabby.:)

Actually I have pretty much the same job... :tu

[mouse]

I'll overlook the weak comment and get to the heart of it.

So, if I understand you correctly, if you were in Jim's theoretical shoes, you would post pics on a forum as a sort of...e-peen comparison competition?

I can think of a dozen reasons why you arent in Jim's shoes...this being very low on the list, but still applicable.

So far, no one has posted a pic of their job except you. According to your logic of "proof with pics", we're all unemployed and live on ST. Nice little reality you got going there, mouse. You wear it well, I guess.



What's not to get? Get a job and by a camera!

[TheThinkingMan]

I think I have the coolest job. I day trade all day long.

[mouse]

mookie says post pics of some tahoes and suburbans or else Jim never had kids or a dental practice

[mouse]

That last post was by Mookie he came by today and we had a mini gtg!.

Jim50 is cool I am just having fun, thought I would be the ChumpDumper of the topic and it backfired. Someone make a who makes the most money at their job Topic so I can be at the bottom.

I don't know what got into me thinking smoking weed and drinking beer in my room wearing boxer shorts while making 400.00 a week calling people to confirm something they applied for already a cool job, I do apologize to all.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Jim50 is cool I am just having fun, thought I would be the ChumpDumper of the topic and it backfired.

no mouse, u just pwnd him
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb257/jatexeira/gifs/yourshitisweak.gif

[angel_luv]

we're talking real jobs here. not jobs your husband has that he lets you pretend like you help him with

You're cute. :toast