Man marries pillow

[JudynTX]

:lmao :lmao


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/pillow-1.jpg

Lee Jin-gyu fell for his 'dakimakura' - a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan, often with a picture of a popular anime character printed on the side.

In Lee's case, his beloved pillow has an image of Fate Testarossa, from the 'magical girl' anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.

Now the 28-year-old otaku (a Japanese term that roughly translates to somewhere between 'obsessive' and 'nerd') has wed the pillow in a special ceremony, after fitting it out with a wedding dress for the service in front of a local priest. Their nuptials were eagerly chronicled by the local media.

'He is completely obsessed with this pillow and takes it everywhere,' said one friend.

'They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal,' they added.

The pillow marriage is not the first similarly-themed unusual marriage in recent times - it comes after a Japanese otaku married his virtual girlfriend Nene Anegasaki, a character who only exists in the Nintendo DS game Love Plus, last November.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow

[angel_luv]

oh wow

[Dex]

They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal,' they added.


Yeah, that's just frickin' weird, mmmkay?

[easjer]

:blink:

:blink:

[SpursStalker]

Something seriously wrong with that ...

:lol

[JamStone]

I bet you she doesn't nag him and lets him come on her face.

[JudynTX]

I bet you she doesn't nag him and lets him come on her face.

:rollin:rollin:rollin

[angel_luv]

How did he exchange vows with the pillow? Was the pillow not speaking out with an objection taken as it agreeing?

Man, that would have been an awesome opportunity for a ventriloquist to crash that wedding.

[Trainwreck2100]

dem japs are so fucked up

[redzero]

Was there any doubt that this man was Japanese from just reading the title of the thread?

[mrsmaalox]

He likes her cuz she's cuddly.

[Bigzax]

more cushion for the pushin.

[TDMVPDPOY]

wheres the zerg rush?

[sonic21]

I guess the weirdest thing is not the guy who married a pillow, but the priest who make it official.

[SpursWoman]

more cushion for the pushin.


Obvious, but still fabulous. :lol :rollin

[Stringer_Bell]

I wish them both the best...getting the stains out! :toast

[The Gemini Method]

I guess most of the people outraged about this have failed to hear about the growing life partner doll enterprise that has taken root in our own country. There was a show on Showtime I think that had these people ordering these life-sized dolls and a few of the people actually end up marrying them...

It ain't only the Japs that are nutty...that's fer sure.

[Richard Cranium]

Dude must have some serious pillow talk.

[ShoogarBear]

Snicker . . . the pillow wore white.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Snicker . . . the pillow wore white.

She's not fooling anyone. You know there were plenty of factory workers stuffing her before she ever met this guy.

[The Gemini Method]

He better not get on the wrong side of her cuz...we all know she can be ice cold...

[SonOfPicard]

I guess the weirdest thing is not the guy who married a pillow, but the priest who make it official.
Uh, no...wrong. If some dumbass nerd came up to me and said, hey here's 200 bucks, marry me to my pillow. I'd take the money, do it (while recording it to laugh at later) and be on my merry way.
and yeah no one should be surprised this was about a japanese kid.

[ShoogarBear]

She's not fooling anyone. You know there were plenty of factory workers stuffing her before she ever met this guy.

I heard she still carries around one guy's number.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I heard she still carries around one guy's number.

:lmao

[Frenzy]

In a few years...he's gonna dump it for a younger thinner pillow.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

We can't judge just from looks. It's what's inside that counts. She might be one of those freaky goose feather girls who loving going down.

[sonic21]

if they were to get into a pillow fight it would lead to domestic violence charges.

[mrsmaalox]

She'll smother him with affection.

[ShoogarBear]

I think the relationship will turn out to be all fluff.

[JamStone]

When she's down, will he comforter?

Could she leave him for Blanket Jackson?

[Xylus]

I hear she gives good head support.

[benefactor]

In a few years...he's gonna dump it for a younger thinner pillow.
Actually, it will get flatter and he will dump it for a fluffier one. :)

[ShoogarBear]

Wonder if he remembered to get a pre-nap?

[benefactor]

I hear she gives good head support.
Sticking it between your legs helps relax stiffness too.

[Bender]

Snicker . . . the pillow wore white.
oh, man... I was scrolling thru the thread to see if anyone made a "white dress" joke, cuz I was going to...

too slow.

[23LeBronJames23]

If its stuffed with money ima go out with her!

[Bukefal]

wow thats sick :lol

[EmptyMan]

There is some really weird shit coming out of Japan.

How do they go from Samurai to this...

[exstatic]

There is some really weird shit coming out of Japan.

How do they go from Samurai to this...



http://triangulations.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/mushroom-cloud.jpg


MUTATIONS!!

[Jimcs50]

I never married mine, why buy the cow if I got the milk for free?

[Many PackYao]

I wonder what the kids will look like.

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder what the kids will look like.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/76/10107pillows2.jpg ?

[Many PackYao]

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/76/10107pillows2.jpg ?

:lol I was thinking more like this.

http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/japanese-pillow.jpg

[The Reckoning]

hay, id hit it

[BlackSwordsMan]

:lol I was thinking more like this.

http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/japanese-pillow.jpg

fill a toilet paper roll with hamburger meat and put this pillow in front of me
I could see myself doing something like this

[howbouthemspurs]

I give him my best! I hope they live a long and healthy life together. Love is hard to find these days and Im happy that they found each other... i mean they look so good toget.... im sorry, this is just too fucked up for me to finish.

[TheManFromAcme]

http://triangulations.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/mushroom-cloud.jpg


MUTATIONS!!



:lol

They honeymooned in Hiroshima and will concieve little pillows in Nagasaki...

[RandomGuy]

I have ceased to be amazed at the bizarre, fucked-up things that Japanese people seem to do on a regular basis.

[Whisky Dog]

fill a toilet paper roll with hamburger meat and put this pillow in front of me
I could see myself doing something like this

Toilet paper roll? I'd need a Folgers can. The kind you can only buy at Costco.

[IronMaxipad]

Would it be considered cheating if he changes the pillow case?

[Spurminator]

Would it be considered cheating if he changes the pillow case?

Not if they practice Pillogamy.

[redzero]

So... many... puns.

[mookie2001]

dagwood forum

[TDMVPDPOY]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/epic-fail-date-night-fail.jpg

[IronMaxipad]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/epic-fail-date-night-fail.jpg

Oh god
PILLOW ORGY!

[Mixability]

Would it be considered cheating if he changes the pillow case?

Wouldn't that be considered a dental dam?