Spring Break

[BUMP]

for Spring Break i went to South Padre, and conveniently i had to go through San Antonio to get there. I have never been there before but karma was definitely not on my side. I take my eyes off the road for one second and next thing you know a giant turkey gets in front of my car, makes a piss poor attempt to get out of the way and slams into my hood proceeding to barrell roll to his death off to the side. Would've been funny had it not left a dent the size of a moon crater on my car. :ihit

These things have got to be the most retarded animals on earth and it will make next Thanksgiving all the most sweeter

So this is the first time i go to San Antonio and this is what happens. fuckers :madrun

http://images.clipartof.com/small/24960-Clipart-Picture-Of-A-Fat-Turkey-Bird-With-His-Head-Tucked-In-His-Neck.jpg

[Phillip]

san antonio is gay

[timvp]

We don't have turkeys. I think you hit a small child.

[Edward]

san antonio is gay


I heard they have a lot of fat beaners in San Antonio.

[BUMP]

We don't have turkeys.

:rolleyes

Wow. Awesome.

I probly found the only turkey in the area too knowing my luck

[Phillip]

I heard they have a lot of fat beaners in San Antonio.

Kinda like Phoenix has a lot of retarded wheelchaired fucks?

[clambake]

are you sure it wasn't one of those cockroaches from the riverwalk?

they are about the same size.

[Edward]

Kinda like Phoenix has a lot of retarded wheelchaired fucks?

I'm one of the few. I had to join the crips because I felt so left out.

[gaKNOW!blee]

We don't have turkeys. I think you hit a small child.


Was the turkey yelling 4 rings faggot?

:lol

[Blake]

for Spring Break i went to South Padre, and conveniently i had to go through San Antonio to get there. I have never been there before but karma was definitely not on my side. I take my eyes off the road for one second and next thing you know a giant turkey gets in front of my car, makes a piss poor attempt to get out of the way and slams into my hood proceeding to barrell roll to his death off to the side. Would've been funny had it not left a dent the size of a moon crater on my car. :ihit

These things have got to be the most retarded animals on earth and it will make next Thanksgiving all the most sweeter

So this is the first time i go to San Antonio and this is what happens. fuckers :madrun

http://images.clipartof.com/small/24960-Clipart-Picture-Of-A-Fat-Turkey-Bird-With-His-Head-Tucked-In-His-Neck.jpg


most likely a buzzard.

[Blake]

Was the turkey yelling 4 rings faggot?

:lol

[Spursfan092120]

most likely a buzzard.

[lefty]

I think you met Sequ

[Mr.ChugDynasty]

:lol Funniest shit I've read all week.

[redzero]

We don't have turkeys. I think you hit a small child.

San Antonio doesn't have "small" children.

[lefty]

Don't you mean he ran over Sequ:toast
Met, ran over, whatever

It was Sequ; he was on his way to a pom pom girl tryout

[stretch]

lol segu

[IronMexican]

San Antonio doesn't have "small" children.

Boom roasted

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

What's a lace curtain motherfucker like you doing in San Antonio? San Antonio only has two kinds of people. Faggots and cunts. Are you a faggot? Or are you a cunt? Make your mind up before you get your head slammed through a plate glass window.

[Dex]

I lived in San Antonio for twenty-one years and never saw a single turkey that wasn't on an HEB freezer line. And you manage to let one bust up ya' ride.

Only a Dallas Fan...:lol

[mavs>spurs2]

dammit i was supposed to go to padre!!! stupid mother flocking workkkkkk

did you at least have fun despite the fat beaner you ran over?

[badfish22]

San Antonio doesn't have "small" children.

http://www.macandtees.com/shop/images/boom%20roasted.gif

[J.T.]

South Padre is pretty cool. I haven't been in a few years but the last time I was down there I bought weed from a cop. Or a guy wearing a cop outfit. Actually come to think of it that's a pretty smart way to slang weed. . .

[Michael Kelso]

San Antonio doesn't have "small" children.

Hey timvp you better get some ice for that BURN!

[WESTACKED]

for Spring Break i went to South Padre, and conveniently i had to go through San Antonio to get there. I have never been there before but karma was definitely not on my side. I take my eyes off the road for one second and next thing you know a giant turkey gets in front of my car, makes a piss poor attempt to get out of the way and slams into my hood proceeding to barrell roll to his death off to the side. Would've been funny had it not left a dent the size of a moon crater on my car. :ihit

These things have got to be the most retarded animals on earth and it will make next Thanksgiving all the most sweeter

So this is the first time i go to San Antonio and this is what happens. fuckers :madrun

http://images.clipartof.com/small/24960-Clipart-Picture-Of-A-Fat-Turkey-Bird-With-His-Head-Tucked-In-His-Neck.jpg
pensioned abuelos also celebrate spring breaks? you are always idle living in retirement I think.

[dirk4mvp]

Spring time weather change is gay. Colds from hell fall upon thee imho.