Carmelo Anthony Called For Traveling Back In Time

[Crazymaddopeyo]

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HOUSTON—Nugget's forward Carmelo Anthony made no secret of his displeasure with game officials Monday night after being whistled for a rarely called traveling-through-time foul late in the fourth quarter of Denver's 125-123 loss to the Rockets.
"Everybody knows they only call time-traveling when they want to," said Anthony, who could clearly be seen taking two steps back in time to warn himself about an impending pick by Rockets forward Shane Battier. "You see it called, what? Every other game? Once a week? But everybody knows that guys are doing it all the time out there."


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[noob cake]

No surprise really; no superstar travels more than Melo.

[Blake]

I think the onion has lost it's touch.

[Sportstudi]

No surprise really; no superstar travels more than Melo.

LeBron says hi.

[redzero]

That's a pretty badass picture.

[boutons_deux]

It's the cool, even weird, that The Onion even "reports" on NBA.

Melo as Traveling Man is a quite insider aspect even a lot of NBA semi-fans wouldn't know about.

[z0sa]

:lol

[NugzFan]

That's a pretty badass picture.

it is

[noob cake]

LeBron says hi.

Melo travels on every play. LeBron travels when he goes for superman bull drive.

[The TroutBum]

Has The Onion EVER been funny? EVER?

That site might just be gayer than Chris Paul.




Might.

[SomeCallMeTim]

I think the onion has lost it's touch.

I thought so a few years ago.

They've stepped it up in the last couple years though IMO.

Most of the videos they do are pretty awesome. Looks like they spend some coin producing them as well.

[NugzFan]

Melo travels on every play. LeBron travels when he goes for superman bull drive.

yup. every drive. definitely a fact. :rolleyes