Rodman's Secret to Defense: Put A Hard D*ck on Your Opponent

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm going to share a secret with you basketball novices....Most of you may not know this and it will probably never be reported by the mainstream media...but word on the street at the time the Bulls were battling the Heat (Zo vs Rodman) was that Rodman would allow Zo to bump into him and then force his dick to get hard...and whisper in Zo's ear did you feel that Rod...and Zo would go ape shit crazy and thus Rodman's scheme to get in his head worked everytime...go back and que up some of the footage...There's no other explanation for Zo melting down the way he did when he played against Rodman...I think players realized his tactic and just gave him his space...that could explain why he was so good defensively no one wanted to fuck with him after that shit...


I still think though he should absolutely be in the hall of fame...no question...:hat

[Durant82]

yep

[DAF86]

Amaechi must have loved playing against Rodman.

[ezau]

Amaechi must have loved playing against Rodman.

:lmao:lmao

[SomeCallMeTim]

Rod-Man

[JamStone]

"Force" his dick to get hard?

[SomeCallMeTim]

"Force" his dick to get hard?

vA_nV1NAfTs

[Stringer_Bell]

"Force" his dick to get hard?

ya brah, it's not always involuntary. kewl strategy, but tim hardaway would've called him a faggot.

[lefty]

No wonder we played like homos during the 1995 WCF

[MiamiHeat]

Laker fans would campaign for any Jordan Bulls player to get into the HoF, just so they can artificially attack MJ's legacy and artificially prop up Kobe.

[lefty]

Rodman played hard.

Periods

[pauls931]

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs365.snc3/23562_1358019438181_1462366467_917677_1059888_n.jp g

[Spursox]

Rodman always took it "up" a notch...

[Behrooz24]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/04/13/alg_jefferson.jpg

This guy wants a time machine