Messi=GOD

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Is this a joke? Messi was amazing the other night. One of his best performances in an Argentina jersey in recent years.

[Brazil]

^ :rolleyes

[DAF86]

^ :rolleyes

If you weren't a Messi hater you would know that what Amuseddaysleeper is saying is completely true. Outside of the game vs Jamaica Messi has killed it during this Copa America, he's playing much better than in the WC but since he's not scoring the haters can still hate.

[Brazil]

If you weren't a Messi hater you would know that what Amuseddaysleeper (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=309) is saying is completely true. Outside of the game vs Jamaica Messi has killed it during this Copa America, he's playing much better than in the WC but since he's not scoring the haters can still hate.

ok... so the other night was One of his best performances in an Argentina jersey in recent years.

:lol

[DAF86]

ok... so the other night was One of his best performances in an Argentina jersey in recent years.

:lol

Yep.

[DAF86]

I mean, the team scored 6 goals, Messi assisted on 3 of them, created another one and participated in the other two. How many times can a player say that it was part of 6 goals on a game?

[DAF86]

One of the best youtube videos ever.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU28oSIG00o

[Phenomanul]

lol

[Infinite_limit]

ok... so the other night was One of his best performances in an Argentina jersey in recent years.

:lol
It's possible. Doesn't take much to improve shit

[lefty]

lol

[Amuseddaysleeper]

I mean, the team scored 6 goals, Messi assisted on 3 of them, created another one and participated in the other two. How many times can a player say that it was part of 6 goals on a game?

:tu

[apalisoc_9]

:lmao

[lefty]

https://teesradotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/maradona_end.gifhttp://cdni.condenast.co.uk/642x390/o_r/pele-1_gq_24feb12_b.jpg

[lefty]

DAF86 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11102)


Did Messi win MOTM ?

[DAF86]

Nope, he will have to settle for his 5th Golden ball.

[lefty]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJIZ28SWwAAwv1x.jpg

[Phenomanul]

quoting [me] :lol

I was laughing at the Argentum Anti Messi video... not at Messi...

[Infinite_limit]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJIZ28SWwAAwv1x.jpg
Moar of the choker

[DAF86]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=18&v=1ZWFbr07Dnc

Finally a youtube video explaining what any smart football fan already knew. Hopefully the less intelligent ones will catch up, tbh.

[DAF86]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11692719_1004380046251724_6618338185977866988_n.jp g?oh=47d92fe40ac1a82afc7f501ebcddd264&oe=561C8213&__gda__=1448707626_dae08c44807815cfaf10005ed406e72 1

[BatManu20]

Best player on the planet at the moment, even though I hate Barcelona. It certainly doesn't hurt that he's on the best team, surrounded by the best talent either. But Messi gets too much hate from football fans. Instead of hating on Messi, enjoy while you can in his prime, tbh. He's a generational talent.

[Bynumite]

Best player on the planet at the moment, even though I hate Barcelona. It certainly doesn't hurt that he's on the best team, surrounded by the best talent either. But Messi gets too much hate from football fans. Instead of hating on Messi, enjoy while you can in his prime, tbh. He's a generational talent.

I don't hate the midget. I did enjoy watching him choke back2back finals for Argentina.

[BatManu20]

I don't hate the midget. I did enjoy watching him choke back2back finals for Argentina.

Yea I'll admit he's been a bit lackluster in International play, although he finally played well for most of the WC last year. Just not when it mattered most. But who would you say is the best player on the planet then?

[Bynumite]

Yea I'll admit he's been a bit lackluster in International play, although he finally played well for most of the WC last year. Just not when it mattered most. But who would you say is the best player on the planet then?

Right now midget but i prefer Ronaldo's playing style and overall skill set though.

[Venti Quattro]

lefty Jodelo :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

http://streamable.com/rdjr

Mbiwa probably told Messi that his tax accountant is shit :rollin

[Infinite_limit]

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6202016.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Barcelona-v-Roma.jpg

[TheGreatYacht]

lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896) Jodelo (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23669) :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

http://streamable.com/rdjr

Mbiwa probably told Messi that his tax accountant is shit :rollin
Mad midget coming at nigga's necks as usual :lmao

[lefty]

Thug life

Dem HGH side effects

[ElNono]

That's nothing, wait 'til he ships his ass to hell, tbh

[Infinite_limit]

Messi in EPL - - - - > Suspended physical abuse & racism

[ElNono]

Messi in EPL - - - - > Suspended physical abuse & racism

What's the EPL? Is that a women league or something?

[Blizzardwizard]

What's the EPL? Is that a women league or something?

As opposed to a league that contains Missi and Sergio Busquets?

[lefty]

What's the EPL? Is that a women league or something?

rugby league rejects

[Blizzardwizard]

How was Missi not red carded, Barcelona probably paid the ref off before the game.

LOL Liga :lol

[ElNono]

As opposed to a league that contains Missi and Sergio Busquets?

The Euro champs?

[ElNono]

tbh, I tried to start watching the Premiere again when Agüero moved to Citeh, but it's just terrible football...

Sucks, tbh... English football used to be a lot better around the time Owen was playing and United was dominating...

[Infinite_limit]

tbh, I tried to start watching the Premiere again when Agüero moved to Citeh, but it's just terrible football...

Sucks, tbh... English football used to be a lot better around the time Owen was playing and United was dominating...
So what you have BEin Sport or Goltv?

[Blizzardwizard]

tbh, I tried to start watching the Premiere again when Agüero moved to Citeh, but it's just terrible football...

Sucks, tbh... English football used to be a lot better around the time Owen was playing and United was dominating...

Owen? Hardly a beacon of English football, nearly as much of an international cuck as Gerrard.

[DAF86]

ElNono how do you think we should mark God in the Club's World championship in december? :hat

[ElNono]

So what you have BEin Sport or Goltv?

Bein... but you can catch anything through the interwebs, tbh


Owen? Hardly a beacon of English football, nearly as much of an international cuck as Gerrard.

I mean English football used to be much higher quality back around the time when he used to play... doesn't necessarily has to do with him. Early 2000's, IIRC

[ElNono]

ElNono how do you think we should mark God in the Club's World championship in december? :hat

He'll be there playing for Barca, right?

[TheGreatYacht]

Incredible that 2 fluke teams like the Warriors and Barcelona get crowned after serious injuries to other top teams..

Won't happen again. Wouldn't surprise me if Porto took those midgets out next year

[DAF86]

He'll be there playing for Barca, right?

If we still had Messi's idol: Aimar, I could have seen Messi making a switch and playing for River but unfortunately for him he will have to be on the loser's side on december.

[ElNono]

If we still had Messi's idol: Aimar, I could have seen Messi making a switch and playing for River but unfortunately for him he will have to be on the loser's side on december.

Barca gonna rape, tbh

[Infinite_limit]

Incredible that 2 fluke teams like the Warriors and Barcelona get crowned after serious injuries to other top teams..

Won't happen again. Wouldn't surprise me if Porto took those midgets out next year
Yup. I predict 0 trophies for Barcelona this season

[TheGreatYacht]

Yup. I predict 0 trophies for Barcelona this season
^

[DAF86]

Barca gonna rape, tbh

LET'S WAIT AND SEE!

[Jodelo]

Messi did not even get a YC card for that, right? :lol Would not be surprising... (Ronaldo getting a RC for similar action (and rightfully so))

:depressedBut he would never do something like that:depressed

[MB20]

YC for both players. Messi reacted to a hard foul.
Not a big deal.

[Jodelo]

YC for both players. Messi reacted to a hard foul.
Not a big deal.

:lmao Just a yellow. :lmao

[Venti Quattro]

YC for both players. Messi reacted to a hard foul.
Not a big deal.

That's a straight red and I like Messi a lot

[DAF86]

It was a friendly, they are not going to red card a player for that. Besides, why do you care so much? :lol

[Infinite_limit]

Bigger Racist: Suarez or Messi

[DAF86]

God gets mad at a player of the opposing team and just because that player happens to be black he's now a racist. :lol

[Infinite_limit]

Maybe it's that time of the month for Messi

http://s2.glbimg.com/8jN1ukt8H07tUqMnuXjfT1Zi0PM=/smart/s.glbimg.com/es/ge/f/original/2015/08/05/messi.jpg

[TheGreatYacht]

Maybe it's that time of the month for Messi

http://s2.glbimg.com/8jN1ukt8H07tUqMnuXjfT1Zi0PM=/smart/s.glbimg.com/es/ge/f/original/2015/08/05/messi.jpg
:lmao

:rollin

[lefty]

:lol Missi
:lol partying with a dictator in Gabon


:cry but he is such a role model

[apalisoc_9]

:lol Missi
:lol partying with a dictator in Gabon


:cry but he is such a role model

While Ronaldo is feeding poor kids of different colour, Religion...

[lefty]

While Ronaldo is feeding poor kids of different colour, Religion...

exactly

:lol media
:lol blatter

[lefty]

Maybe it's that time of the month for Messi

http://s2.glbimg.com/8jN1ukt8H07tUqMnuXjfT1Zi0PM=/smart/s.glbimg.com/es/ge/f/original/2015/08/05/messi.jpg

Messi wanted to take a pic with a legend tbh


:cry Totti

[DAF86]

Messi did not even get a YC card for that, right? :lol Would not be surprising... (Ronaldo getting a RC for similar action (and rightfully so))

:depressedBut he would never do something like that:depressed


:lol Missi
:lol partying with a dictator in Gabon


:cry but he is such a role model


While Ronaldo is feeding poor kids of different colour, Religion...

lol sons. You just don't get it. :lol

[apalisoc_9]

lol sons. You just don't get it. :lol

Messi is never going to win a world cup bro.

[lefty]

Messi is never going to win a world cup bro.

no shit

[apalisoc_9]

Messi is like chris Paul..

Great regular season player, but never a ring.

Ronaldo-Zidane still ahead of him in the all the time list...

[lefty]

Messi is like chris Paul..

Great regular season player, but never a ring.

Ronaldo-Zidane still ahead of him in the all the time list...

Mradona on cocaine was better than better than Messi on HGH

[DAF86]

Messi is never going to win a world cup bro.

The fuck does that have to do? :lol

[apalisoc_9]

The fuck does that have to do? :lol

A God that isn't even the GOAT in his own sport?

[Bynumite]

:lol HGH abuser
:lol Tax evader
:lol Bigot
:lol Final choker
:lol Calf tats
:lol GOAT aspirations

[Phenomanul]

When did Messi get the arm tattoo? I don't remember seeing it at the Copa América Tournament (then again they were wearing they're long-sleeve winter kits)...

[apalisoc_9]

When did Messi get the arm tattoo? I don't remember seeing it at the Copa América Tournament (then again they were wearing they're long-sleeve winter kits)...

When he started wanting to be one of the cool guys. End result, a shity ass tattoo

[Infinite_limit]

When did Messi get the arm tattoo? I don't remember seeing it at the Copa América Tournament (then again they were wearing they're long-sleeve winter kits)...
I think it was a process, he had it hidden/wore long sleeve shirts. Then he revealed it on twitter/Instagram at the end of last season

[ElNono]

Hardware keeps coming in, haters keep :cry, per par

http://bucket2.clanacion.com.ar/anexos/fotos/51/champions-league-2082951w620.jpg

[TheGreatYacht]

Charity event award, tbh.

Even gave the midgets the easiest group of them all :lol

[lefty]

Iniesta didn't want it tbh, too humble

[Venti Quattro]

Messi cleared by Spanish authorities for tax fraud, only his dad is on trial.

Messi and Neymar's dads should consider hanging out.

[lefty]

Messi cleared by Spanish authorities for tax fraud, only his dad is on trial.

Messi and Neymar's dads should consider hanging out.

Posted this afternoon in the other thread :lol

[DAF86]

Posted this afternoon in the other thread :lol

There's no "other" thread. This is THE thread for all GOD discussion.

[Brazil]

:lol I just saw some stat

so 10 games with Messi, 6 wins, 2 ties and 2 losses
without him 5 games, 4 wins

Barça shoot more to the goal without him and Rakitic, Neymar and Suarez are blossoming

Barça lost against Sevilla but it was 2/1 not that ugly 4/1 against Vigo

[DAF86]

:lol I just saw some stat

so 10 games with Messi, 6 wins, 2 ties and 2 losses
without him 5 games, 4 wins

Barça shoot more to the goal without him and Rakitic, Neymar and Suarez are blossoming

Barça lost against Sevilla but it was 2/1 not that ugly 4/1 against Vigo

They lost against the only team worth a shit and I don't know if you've been watching but they are struggling like hell to beat all those shitty teams, tbh.

[Brazil]

:lol dat was quick

still le barca is doing fine without tbh so far

[Brazil]

yup... Barcelona is doing just fine without Messi

Neymar and Suarez don't seem missing him tbh... :lol

[Brazil]

yup... Barcelona is doing just fine without Messi

Neymar and Suarez don't seem missing him tbh... :lol

Tbh...

[DAF86]

GOD gets back and Barca plays well for the first time in a long ass time. Coincidence? Maybe... but maybe not. :hat

[Canyonero]

After last Saturday's training in Madrid, Messi returned as a starter and scored a brace against Roma.

[DAF86]

Barca played like shit the entire stint GOD was out, he gets back and Barcelona instantly begins to torch people. :lol

[lefty]

Useless goal, game was already over at 1-0 :D

[apalisoc_9]

The God.of international choking...

Isnt messi like 0-29 in international senior finals?

[Brazil]

Barca played like shit the entire stint GOD was out, he gets back and Barcelona instantly begins to torch people. :lol

:lol Barça was doing just fine without him tbh... now he is back Neymar will go back sucking tbh

[lefty]

:lol Barça was doing just fine without him tbh... now he is back Neymar will go back sucking tbh
:lol Enriquessi
:lol Kobessi


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0-tIw-89lus/UA5MLFz7dNI/AAAAAAAAD8A/7UpJpo9odew/s1600/Kobe-Bryant-and-Messi01.jpg

[DAF86]

:lol Barça was doing just fine without him tbh... now he is back Neymar will go back sucking tbh

more than half of Neymar's goals in Barca have been Messi's assist. :lol Neymar played awesome yestrady, you just watched that he didn't score and missed a penaldo and think he did bad. Box score watching. The same reason you say Barca was doing fine without God. :lol

[lefty]

:lol Midget stat padding in garbage time, Kevin Love in Minnesota style

[DAF86]

:lol Midget stat padding in garbage time, Kevin Love in Minnesota style

If he wanted to stat pad he wouldn't have given the penaldo to Neymar, tbh.

[lefty]

If he wanted to stat pad he wouldn't have given the penaldo to Neymar, tbh.
We ll know why he gave the penaldo to Neymar

:lol det conversion rate

[DAF86]

We ll know why he gave the penaldo to Neymar

:lol det conversion rate

Yeah, I'm sure he was scared to hell to miss a penalty on a 5-0 victory. :lol

[Canyonero]

Useless goal, game was already over at 1-0 :D

Actually he scored the winning goal.

[lefty]

Yeah, I'm sure he was scared to hell to miss a penalty on a 5-0 victory. :lol
:lol worried about his reputation, a so called legend who keeps messing penaldos? Not good

Actually he scored the winning goal.
No shit, I was kidding

[Canyonero]

No shit, I was kidding

Why would you do such a thing?

[lefty]

Why would you do such a thing?
IDK tbh

[DAF86]

A gem.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=10&v=8uOtMQkTvvg

[lefty]

lol set up by #7

[lefty]

:lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHLQaxhc1t8

[DAF86]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DsXE2an7q94/VoJE5Eapb-I/AAAAAAAA1Kk/MhIg_MvMS38/s738/Next-Gen-Adidas-Messi-2016-Copa-America-Boots%2B%25282%2529.jpg

The boots GOD will use to lift the Copa América Centenario.

[Canyonero]

Gayest boots ever?

[lefty]

Lol Messi thinking new boots will prevent choking

[TheGreatYacht]

Lol Messi thinking new boots will prevent choking
:lmao

[DAF86]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVUT3lsnPNQ

Alpha Messi, letting everyone know who's boss. :lol

lefty

[lefty]

So Messi is a bully in practice but a huge phaggot when it matters :lol

[DAF86]

So Messi is a bully in practice but a huge phaggot when it matters :lol

He has been raping everybody for more than a decade. The fuck are you talking about? :lol

[lefty]

Xavi-Iniesta and now Neymar-Suarez have been raping everybody for more than a decade. The fuck are you talking about? :lol

[DAF86]

Ok then, those guys you named have been raping everybody. Yet messi somehow takes all the credit. That's motherfucking alpha if you ask me. :hat

[DAF86]

http://www.ole.com.ar/messi/Messi-expreso-cuenta-Facebook_OLEIMA20160111_0259_1.jpg
"Just chilling here with my fifth"

[lefty]

I don't see him chlling with his 1st WC or CA trophy

Oh well, he is still a good player, no hate

[DAF86]

I don't see him chlling with his 1st WC or CA trophy

Oh well, he is still a good player, no hate

YOU WILL SEE!

[lefty]

YOU WILL SEE!
I'm left footed so I like Messi tbh .... we are a rare breed :cry (left backs don't count for me)
Why is he playing for those Catalan racist hypocrite cunts? :cry

If he wins the CA AND the WC then my opinion will change :D

[Canyonero]

lefty where are you from?

[DAF86]

lefty where are you from?

Terrorist lands.

[Canyonero]

Terrorist lands.

Mexico? France? Irak?

[lefty]

Mexico? France? Irak?
:lol

[DAF86]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw-76sFBbrw

GOD continuing showing who's boss and his teammates have no choice but to take it without complaining.

[Canyonero]

Alphanel is resting this wednesday. Betas should be able to own Athletic.

[lefty]

:lol interesting that Barca went on a roll vs Bilbao after Kobessi was subbed out

[lefty]

Jodelo TheGreatYacht


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CY8fVDEUwAEFDnY.jpg

[Jodelo]

:lol

[Canyonero]

What's the point of comparing Alphanel with some random terrorist?

[TheGreatYacht]

And he doesn't avoid his taxes :lol

[DAF86]

Mins played: 974 - 301.

[Brazil]

Mins played: 974 - 301.

Sup bra

damn I'm in Córdoba until tomorrow and it's freaking hot here... Weather forecast for tomorrow: "extremely hot" it's always like that her ? Today it was 40... Kinda crazy

i had dinner in Carlos Paz... Nice place

[DAF86]

Sup bra

damn I'm in Córdoba until tomorrow and it's freaking hot here... Weather forecast for tomorrow: "extremely hot" it's always like that her ? Today it was 40... Kinda crazy

i had dinner in Carlos Paz... Nice place

Sup son? I'm down in the Patagonia. Much more nicer down here.

[Canyonero]

Sup bra

damn I'm in Córdoba until tomorrow and it's freaking hot here... Weather forecast for tomorrow: "extremely hot" it's always like that her ? Today it was 40... Kinda crazy

i had dinner in Carlos Paz... Nice place

Yes, although you may have 1/2 days of heavy rain and cool down.

[Brazil]

Sup son? I'm down in the Patagonia. Much more nicer down here.

I'm a big fan of Patagonia I went there 3 times already... best trip has been two weeks riding a horse in the pampa... amazing stuff, we have even seen wolves... love it but that's crazy expensive... I talked to Argentinean guys at work and they would love to go there but they cannot afford it.

Enjoy your stay and appreciate the cooler weather because here in Cordoba I feel like living in a owen

[Brazil]

Yes, although you may have 1/2 days of heavy rain and cool down.

:tu I'm flying back to Brazil tonight

[DAF86]

501

[DAF86]

Could have been a couple more if he stopped giving penaldos for Neymar to miss, tbh.

[lefty]

Alpharez and NeymALPHA delivering as usual

[Canyonero]

Neybeta missing given penalties :lol:lol:lol:lol

[lefty]

Neybeta missing given penalties :lol:lol:lol:lol
:lol still has a better conversation rate than Missi

[DAF86]

:lol still has a better conversation rate than Missi

No, he doesn't :lol

In fact, Messi has a higher than average PK Convertion rate. I don't know where this shit about him not making his penaldos comes from, tbh.

[lefty]

No, he doesn't :lol

In fact, Messi has a higher than average PK Convertion rate. I don't know where this shit about him not making his penaldos comes from, tbh.

Damn Missi's missing is contagious

[Canyonero]

http://www.marca.com/futbol/barcelona/2016/02/08/56b8e50622601de46b8b4590.html

Alphanel will have a procedure to fix his kidney problems.

[lefty]

Alphas don't have kidney problems


Zo Mourning had kiney problems

[Venti Quattro]

http://www.marca.com/futbol/barcelona/2016/02/08/56b8e50622601de46b8b4590.html

Alphanel will have a procedure to fix his kidney problems.

:lol PEDs

[lefty]

:lol PEDs

:lol

[Canyonero]

:lol PEDs

I've read it's something about the new diet he's started because of his constant injuries.

Anyhow, if it were for PEDs, every player would suffer kidney issues :lol

[Bynumite]

I've read it's something about the new diet he's started because of his constant injuries.

Anyhow, if it were for PEDs, every player would suffer kidney issues :lol

How many football players have been on HGH since they were kids to grow from a garden gnome to a midget though?

HGH is known for enlarging your internal organs and cause organ failure, kidneys included.

[Canyonero]

How many football players have been on HGH since they were kids to grow from a garden gnome to a midget though?

HGH is known for enlarging your internal organs and cause organ failure, kidneys included.

James better watch out then tbh

[DAF86]

http://www.ole.com.ar/fuera-de-juego/Antonella-San-Valentin-Instagram-Antorocuzzo88_OLEIMA20160214_0097_1.jpg

Alphaing like a motherfucker. :hat

[lefty]

I'm sure she is cheating on him with Ronaldo

:lol the way she was looking at him during Ballon d'Or awards

[DAF86]

Ronaldo likes dick.

[ElNono]

699293653269766144

:worthy::worthy::worthy:

[Venti Quattro]

699293653269766144

:worthy::worthy::worthy:

How is that even possible

[lefty]

Lol I saw that in training videos before

But because it's Messi, Barça posted it on Twitter :lol

[Canyonero]

Not surprised, typical Alphanel magic.

[lefty]

Messi doing some promo for UNICEF


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcFWn8eUUAE_NJ2.jpg

[Canyonero]

Alphanel always being so solidary. Shame on you lefty.

[resistanze]

Messi doing some promo for UNICEF


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcFWn8eUUAE_NJ2.jpg

:lol

[spursistan]

693992221264125952

just a signed jersey and PR meeting???...if Messi wasn't such an embarrassing cheap ass he would be building a school or small stadium for this little kid and others.Instead, he and many other are probably going to be wielding a Kalashnikov in 10 years time in whatever barren Afghani village they live in..you almost tear up seeing the above photo :cry..

[Canyonero]

:cry:cry:cry Messi why won't you solve world hunger :cry:cry:cry

[Canyonero]

First player to score 20+ goals in 8 La Liga seasons

:worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy:

[DAF86]

Only active player to be selected to the ideal team of all-time by World Soccer.


Yashin

Cafu Beckenbauer Moore Maldini

Zidane Cruyff Maradona

Messi Distefano Pele

All in all, pretty decent team, tbh.

[Canyonero]

:lol who's defending in that midfield?

I'd remove that French bald headbutter and put a defensive guy

[DAF86]

:lol who's defending in that midfield?

I'd remove that French bald headbutter and put a defensive guy

Meh, same shit happens with every all-time team.

[Canyonero]

Meh, same shit happens with every all-time team.

You have many GOAT players in that position imho. Matthaus, Obdulio Varela, Busquets, Kranevitter.

[DAF86]

You have many GOAT players in that position imho. Matthaus, Obdulio Varela, Busquets, Kranevitter.

I could buy a Matthaus instead of Zidane.

[DAF86]

The greatest assister of all-time giving Barca another tittle.

[TheGreatYacht]

He's going to assist his ass on that couch next Saturday watching Godnaldo pick up the only trophy that matters

[Kawhitstorm]

He's going to assist his ass on that couch next Saturday watching Godnaldo pick up the only trophy that matters

:bobo

[apalisoc_9]

He's going to assist his ass on that couch next Saturday watching Godnaldo pick up the only trophy that matters

:bobo

[apalisoc_9]

Only active player to be selected to the ideal team of all-time by World Soccer.


Yashin

Cafu Beckenbauer Moore Maldini

Zidane Cruyff Maradona

Messi Distefano Pele

All in all, pretty decent team, tbh.

Ronaldo Brazil is better than threee of the players above.

[Kawhitstorm]

:cry:cry:cry Messi why won't you solve world hunger :cry:cry:cry

nojq_l-jN-0

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

hnJ0uNeSpi8

:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry

[Canyonero]

:wakeup

[Bynumite]

bump

But midgetfan led me to believe midget always showed up in big games :lmao

MIA with 0 goals in 3 finals for Argentina :lmao

[lefty]

bump

But midgetfan led me to believe midget always showed up in big games :lmao

MIA with 0 goals in 3 finals for Argentina :lmao

https://teesradotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/maradona_end.gif

[urunobili]

he still rang on U20 and Olympics TBH

[Brazil]

he still rang on U20 and Olympics TBH

ahhhh

ohhhh


:lmao

[140]

He can add those titles to his incredible performance vs Nigeria as his greatest NT achievements :lmao

[Jodelo]

So, some players take the first penalty to get it out of the way and leave it to other people to decide it, and choke hard.

Other players take the final attempt in a shootout to win the CL title and succeed.

What a beta move :lol
Choker :lol
:depressedBut he owned Iran, Bosnia and Nigeria:depressed :lmao:lmao

[hater]

U usually put your best and most clutch kicker first tbh

In other words, Messi had no business kicking first :lmao he pulled a Roberto Baggio and sent the ball to mars :lol

Tata shud have put Marcherano :lmao

[lefty]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/Luther_Vandross_-_This_Is_Christmas_album_cover.jpg

[DAF86]

https://pro-cdn-public-fcb.everincloud.com/20157/0/document_thumbnail/20197/84/201/118/24562004/1.0-1/24562004.jpg?t=1466334068000
:worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::w orthy:

[DAF86]

748200036538908672
https://giant.gfycat.com/OptimalUnknownArabianwildcat.gif

[Brazil]

^if only he had scored his penalty :cry

[dunkman]

748200036538908672
https://giant.gfycat.com/OptimalUnknownArabianwildcat.gif

Valdano and others missed frequently perfect chances, the thing is Maradona generated several chances. Messi doesn't make enough chances for the players to score and in that particular play he should have passed earlier to the player on the right, but Messi is more a forward then creative midfielder.

[Relevancy]

Valdano and others missed frequently perfect chances, the thing is Maradona generated several chances. Messi doesn't make enough chances for the players to score and in that particular play he should have passed earlier to the player on the right, but Messi is more a forward then creative midfielder.:lmao

[urunobili]

Tata gone...

Basile
Pekerman
Maradroga
Batista
Sabella

that's 6 NT coach casualties in the Messi era... wish he had a Pop TBH

[DAF86]

Messi didn't have Bielsa. He had Basile.

[DAF86]

2011 was Batista, and 2014 was Sabella.

[urunobili]

2011 was Batista, and 2014 was Sabella.

Fixed. Thanks :tu

[Canyonero]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoIxfpPWgAAkg4s.jpg:large

[TDMVPDPOY]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoIxfpPWgAAkg4s.jpg:large

does this clown thinks his ramos?

[Relevancy]

He looks like god now tbh, I love his I don't give a fuck type of attitude, even had the balls to retire from Argentina:wow

[Jodelo]

He looks like god now tbh, I love his I don't give a fuck type of attitude, even had the balls to retire from Argentina:wow

And miss his 2 most important shots.

[Venti Quattro]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoIxfpPWgAAkg4s.jpg:large

The Argentinian Ramsey

[140]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[ElNono]

757182861850148865

[Relevancy]

And miss his 2 most important shots.agreed son he is the new villain, he's ready to embrace it just like Lebron, fuck nice Messi son

[Relevancy]

757182861850148865Maradroga looked horrible, even in hairstyles Messi has him beat:lmao

[DAF86]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqHyJDzWIAAzWja.jpg

[lefty]

And?

[DAF86]

And?

http://www.sobrefutbol.com/torneos/supercopa_de_espana_equipo.htm

[DAF86]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMHijj3oe0E

[Brazil]

He was not supposed to be retired from NT tbh ?

:lol what a diva tbh

:cry I retire...
:cry I don't retire anymore

[apalisoc_9]

He was not supposed to be retired from NT tbh ?

:lol what a diva tbh

:cry I retire...
:cry I don't retire anymore

[urunobili]

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14344343_941326862656939_7525568421994112383_n.jpg ?oh=2afb06968f4d29e8f6fae73f9436c2cb&oe=58387A1B

[Canyonero]

Awwwwwwwwww

[DAF86]

Messi is now barca's all-time leader in free kick goals. Meanwhile Jodelo is still not worried somewhere.

[lefty]

But can he score FKs vs Germany in WC finals?

[Jodelo]

Messi is now barca's all-time leader in free kick goals. Meanwhile Jodelo (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23669) is still not worried somewhere.

When that happens to Ronaldo you are the first to blame the GK and saying how bad of a kick that was. :lol

That was a horrible free kick that every GK in the world should save...


But can he score FKs vs Germany in WC finals?

What do you say?

https://media.giphy.com/media/okhERgAwi7kME/giphy.gif

[Brazil]

Did he score against PSG?

[lefty]

Did he score against PSG?

The best argie player on the pitch what Di Maria.
You know, one of the players Missiluvas blames when Missi fails to win with the NT.

[Brazil]

^ exactly

its all di Maria fault :cry missi has no help :cry

[lefty]

^ exactly

its all di Maria fault :cry missi has no help :cry

Missi did have a hockey assist on one of PSG's goals though

[Canyonero]

^two of the top-3 posters of this thread fwiw

[Amuseddaysleeper]

^ exactly

its all di Maria fault :cry missi has no help :cry

Everyone outside of Messi and Mascherano have been horrible for the NT.

Di Maria is very up and down and was dispossessed more than any other player in the 2014 for the most in WC history.

On paper Argentina has a strong squad, but all of them outside of Messi, Masch, and sometimes Di Maria (and yes, Messi's last penalty against Chile was bad) are way way below average when they put on the Argentina jersey.

Messi doesn't need more help for Argentina, he just needs players who are actually able to make a run instead of forcing him to play deeper than he ever has and having his teammates miss absolute sitters.

[DAF86]

Did he score against PSG?

Bitter hater bitter hating, tbh.

[Brazil]

Bitter hater bitter hating, tbh.

So I guess he did not



:lmao

[140]

:lol

[DAF86]

So I guess he did not



:lmao

You didn't guess, you watched and came to comment on this thread after the one time he didn't score against them because you are a bitter hater, tbh.

[140]

So I guess he did not



:lmao

[Brazil]

You didn't guess, you watched and came to comment on this thread after the one time he didn't score against them because you are a bitter hater, tbh.

Oh ok so you confirm he did not score

[lefty]

Oh ok so you confirm he did not score

I confirm: he did not score.

Bur he had a hockey assist on one of PSG's goals

[DAF86]

Oh ok so you confirm he did not score

How does it feel to be such a bitter hater son?

[apalisoc_9]

Messi is a bad leader. Can't inspire superstars to greatness..

Did anyone see Aguero Gosls? :wow

I dont understand why higuin, Di maria, aguero dont perform as good in the NT..maybe because there isna cancer in town?

[DAF86]

Messi is a bad leader. Can't inspire superstars to greatness..

Did anyone see Aguero Gosls? :wow

I dont understand why higuin, Di maria, aguero dont perform as good in the NT..maybe because there isna cancer in town?

Aguero is a sub now, lost his starting job to a 19 year old. Only played because this guy was injured. :lol

Di María was crap all season 'till this Barca game. :lol

[Brazil]

Jokes aside, is that messi best season ever tbh ?

[Jodelo]

Jokes aside, is that messi best season ever tbh ?

Dont know but playing with Iniesta, Suárez and Neymar surely helps... Neymar pushed Barca through PSG.

[DAF86]

Dont know but playing with Iniesta, Suárez and Neymar surely helps... Neymar pushed Barca through PSG.

Stop being such a hater, tbh. :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

Sergi Roberto is the real MVP tbh....

[DAF86]

https://www.turiver.com/foros/cache.php?img=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ole.com.ar%2Ffutbol-internacional%2Fchampions%2FAhi-Messi_OLEIMA20170308_0217_1.jpg

[Brazil]

the weird part about Messi is that he is playing near his best ever imho this season but at the same time I've the feeling this year he is somewhat overlooked... not sure if it is because NT retirement fail announcement or people getting tired or maybe realization despite all his current monster plays he will never be in same breathe as pele and diego tbh

[lefty]

https://www.turiver.com/foros/cache.php?img=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ole.com.ar%2Ffutbol-internacional%2Fchampions%2FAhi-Messi_OLEIMA20170308_0217_1.jpg

So is Neymar the one lifting Messi?

[DAF86]

So is Neymar the one lifting Messi?

Maybe, that's what betas do, tbh.

[lefty]

Maybe, that's what betas do, tbh.
Alphas carry betas

Not the only way around

[Brazil]

So is Neymar the one lifting Messi?

:lol

[140]

So is Neymar the one lifting Messi?
:wow

[Amuseddaysleeper]

So is Neymar the one lifting Messi?

God damnit lefty

:lol :lol

[Amuseddaysleeper]

the weird part about Messi is that he is playing near his best ever imho this season but at the same time I've the feeling this year he is somewhat overlooked... not sure if it is because NT retirement fail announcement or people getting tired or maybe realization despite all his current monster plays he will never be in same breathe as pele and diego tbh

I think the issue right now is that Barcelona have been very underwhelming this season to date. But he is clearly the best player in the world and should be an easy pick for the next ballon d'or. Hopefully with Barca back in CL and la liga being close again he'll get more recognition.

[DAF86]

Yep, that's the guy trully in decline, tbh.

[DAF86]

Goal 500 with Barcelona scored in Bernabeu at the last second to win the game. :hat

[Canyonero]

Three years without scoring against RM. Comes back with a double cucking.

[dfens]

but can he ̶w̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ qualify to a world cup?

[DAF86]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGSNSvdXwD4

"He is the best. The best there is. The best there has ever been. Possibly the best there will ever be." :hat

[lefty]

:lol 11 vs 10
:lol Roberto did all the leg work
:lol maybe one day he will do that with his Argentina jersey

[Canyonero]

:lol 11 vs 10
:lol Roberto did all the leg work
:lol maybe one day he will do that with his Argentina jersey

https://media.giphy.com/media/14c4yIVAVWZgnm/giphy.gif

[DAF86]

https://media.giphy.com/media/14c4yIVAVWZgnm/giphy.gif

:lmao

[Bynumite]

Waiting almost 2 months to bump this shitty thread because for 4 CL games midget was MIA :lmao The harsh times of Lionel Bieber.

[dfens]

Waiting almost 2 months to bump this shitty thread because for 4 CL games midget was MIA :lmao The harsh times of Lionel Bieber.

son I can understand your hate for midget from aesthetic or ethic considerations .... but he is by far the best player in the game. Barcelona lost because they are unbalanced in midfield (coaching mainly).

[lefty]

Waiting almost 2 months to bump this shitty thread because for 4 CL games midget was MIA :lmao The harsh times of Lionel Bieber.

:lol troof nukes

[140]

Waiting almost 2 months to bump this shitty thread because for 4 CL games midget was MIA :lmao The harsh times of Lionel Bieber.
:lmao

[DAF86]

Waiting almost 2 months to bump this shitty thread because for 4 CL games midget was MIA :lmao The harsh times of Lionel Bieber.


https://media.giphy.com/media/14c4yIVAVWZgnm/giphy.gif

[dunkman]

Yes, he played great vs Madrid. However, Barça is trailing 3 points in La Liga and has been eliminated from the champions. They may win the Copa del Rey, though.