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PuttPutt
03-22-2010, 12:25 PM
Vivid Entertainment offers to pay Octomom Nadya Suleman's mortgage payments in exchange for porn


BY Cristina Everett (http://www.spurstalk.com/authors/Cristina%20Everett)
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Monday, March 22nd 2010, 11:42 AM








In order for Octomom Nadya Suleman to keep a roof over her head, she's going to have to pay the price.

According to TMZ.com (http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/19/octomom-nadya-suleman-house-foreclosure-mortgage-la-habra-bank-deed-balloon-payment/), the single mother of 14 is on the brink of facing a foreclosure lawsuit if she cannot come up with more than $450,000 in mortgage payments by the end of the Tuesday business day.
She is also said to be behind $4,139 in monthly payments, plus interest and attorney's fees for the property's seller, Amer Haddadin.
However, the 34-year-old Octomom may not be out of luck.
Steven Hirsch, the president of porn company Vivid Entertainment, has reportedly offered to pay off Suleman's outstanding balance in exchange for some on-camera work.
Upon hearing about her financial woes, TMZ (http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/22/octomom-nadya-suleman-porn-vivid-entertainment-sex-tape-kim-kardashian-shauna-sand-miss-usa-kelli-mccarty-foreclosure/) reports that Hirsch sent a letter to Suleman, saying, "I can only imagine the anxiety that this must be causing you and your family."
In the letter, Hirsch reportedly claims to "have extensive experience in working with beautiful and sexy women” such as Kim Kardashian, Shauna Sand and former Miss USA Kelli McCarty.
Suleman may want to consider the porn proposal as her worth has apparently decreased since Hirsch initially offered her $1 million to bare all in February 2009.

mookie2001
03-22-2010, 12:27 PM
I can't read the text but I'll give it a whirl

jack sommerset
03-22-2010, 12:29 PM
She should do it.

baseline bum
03-22-2010, 12:37 PM
I don't think there's anyone in (North) Hollywood big enough to fill the supporting role with her.

florige
03-22-2010, 12:38 PM
Would any of you guys watch?

IronMexican
03-22-2010, 12:38 PM
Gross. I'll probably watch it cause it would be uploaded on the million porn sites I enter a day.

oh crap
03-22-2010, 12:39 PM
I don't think there's anyone in (North) Hollywood big enough to fill the supporting role with her.

I hear that this guy is on call should she decide to take the gig

http://www.historyforkids.org/learn/greeks/religion/pictures/horse.jpg

spurs_fan_in_exile
03-22-2010, 12:45 PM
That's got to sting knowing that your T&A's value is depreciating at a rate of more than 50% annually. That makes it a no win situation for her. It's either,

"Mommy, why are we living in a shelter?"
"Well, Lil Ocho, Mommy had too much integrity to do porn."

OR

"Mommy, why can't we afford nice things?"
"Well, Mommy didn't have the business sense to rent her cooter out while the market was hot."

PuttPutt
03-22-2010, 12:45 PM
I hear that this guy is on call should she decide to take the gig

http://www.historyforkids.org/learn/greeks/religion/pictures/horse.jpg


:rollin

Bullet Tooth Tony
03-22-2010, 12:45 PM
Octomom isnt any worse than some of the sluts you guys flirt with on Spurstalk.

spurs_fan_in_exile
03-22-2010, 12:47 PM
As for the "stretched out" jokes everyone's making, wasn't her litter C-sectioned out? The last thing she's had in her lady parts was a turkey baster. That can't be a hard act to follow.

jack sommerset
03-22-2010, 12:47 PM
would any of you guys watch?

yessssssssssssssssssss. I would do the old knuckle shuffle on my piss pumper as I watch it.

JamStone
03-22-2010, 12:49 PM
Heaven save this woman's children...

Mixability
03-22-2010, 12:58 PM
it's like a car accident on the side of the road, you have to catch a glimpse

bus driver
03-22-2010, 01:17 PM
it's like a car accident on the side of the road, you have to catch a glimpse

:lmao


i would watch too! well i wanted to post a good picture of her but......still looking

baseline bum
03-22-2010, 01:18 PM
They'll probably make her take 8 dicks at once.

IronMaxipad
03-22-2010, 01:21 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/12/1216_octomom_splash.jpg

IronMexican
03-22-2010, 01:23 PM
Octomom isnt any worse than some of the sluts you guys flirt with on Spurstalk.

:lmao

jack sommerset
03-22-2010, 01:35 PM
They'll probably make her take 8 dicks at once.

We can only hope!

Dr. Gonzo
03-22-2010, 02:00 PM
Would any of you guys watch?

I would. If I made it through a few minutes of the Chyna porn I can watch this.

spurs_fan_in_exile
03-22-2010, 02:15 PM
I would. If I made it through a few minutes of the Chyna porn I can watch this.

Creepy, though I can see the car accident rubbernecking appeal of seeing if her kegels are as jacked up as the rest of her muscles and snap X-Pac's dick off.

PM5K
03-22-2010, 03:29 PM
Eh, she got lypo and all that shit so it looses the train wreck/car crash thing to some extent.

What will they call it, Octopussy?

Frenzy
03-22-2010, 03:36 PM
They be real freaks if they had her do 8 midgets.

jack sommerset
03-22-2010, 03:43 PM
They be real freaks if they had her do 8 midgets.

She can play Snow White.

Dr. Gonzo
03-22-2010, 04:02 PM
Creepy, though I can see the car accident rubbernecking appeal of seeing if her kegels are as jacked up as the rest of her muscles and snap X-Pac's dick off.

That's the reason I watched. It was completely disgusting.

mrsmaalox
03-22-2010, 04:09 PM
That's the reason I watched. It was completely disgusting.

The worst part was her little penis---ewwww! :lmao

eyeh8u
03-22-2010, 04:09 PM
I don't think there's anyone in (North) Hollywood big enough to fill the supporting role with her.

its chatsworth now

jack sommerset
03-22-2010, 04:22 PM
http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww15/TempJim2009/Octomom.jpg

Sisk
03-22-2010, 08:47 PM
as seth rogen says in zack and miri make a porno

"EVERYBODY wants to see ANYBODY fuck. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting fucked stupid" I'd be like "Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?"

Cyrano
03-22-2010, 09:34 PM
Think of the technical problems, though....every time her knees came apart, the echoes would kill the dialog.

Cant_Be_Faded
03-22-2010, 09:44 PM
I would. If I made it through a few minutes of the Chyna porn I can watch this.

:lmao
pow

IronMaxipad
03-22-2010, 11:12 PM
Vivid Entertainment offers to pay Octomom Nadya Suleman's mortgage payments in exchange for porn


BY Cristina Everett (http://www.spurstalk.com/authors/Cristina%20Everett)
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Monday, March 22nd 2010, 11:42 AM









In order for Octomom Nadya Suleman to keep a roof over her head, she's going to have to pay the price.

According to TMZ.com (http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/19/octomom-nadya-suleman-house-foreclosure-mortgage-la-habra-bank-deed-balloon-payment/), the single mother of 14 is on the brink of facing a foreclosure lawsuit if she cannot come up with more than $450,000 in mortgage payments by the end of the Tuesday business day.
She is also said to be behind $4,139 in monthly payments, plus interest and attorney's fees for the property's seller, Amer Haddadin.
However, the 34-year-old Octomom may not be out of luck.
Steven Hirsch, the president of porn company Vivid Entertainment, has reportedly offered to pay off Suleman's outstanding balance in exchange for some on-camera work.
Upon hearing about her financial woes, TMZ (http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/22/octomom-nadya-suleman-porn-vivid-entertainment-sex-tape-kim-kardashian-shauna-sand-miss-usa-kelli-mccarty-foreclosure/) reports that Hirsch sent a letter to Suleman, saying, "I can only imagine the anxiety that this must be causing you and your family."
In the letter, Hirsch reportedly claims to "have extensive experience in working with beautiful and sexy women” such as Kim Kardashian, Shauna Sand and former Miss USA Kelli McCarty.
Suleman may want to consider the porn proposal as her worth has apparently decreased since Hirsch initially offered her $1 million to bare all in February 2009.






http://www.aquabacon.com/wp-content/main/2009_06/not-sure-if-want.jpg

lefty
03-22-2010, 11:24 PM
She should go for it


Octomom will have a new meaning

















































(Hint: 8 holes :D )

JudynTX
03-23-2010, 08:53 AM
She just won't go away, will she? :lol

mrsmaalox
03-23-2010, 11:06 AM
Next season of "Dancing With The Stars"?

Spurminator
03-23-2010, 11:47 AM
What will they call it, Octopussy?

Without a doubt in the world.

Bullet Tooth Tony
03-23-2010, 12:03 PM
Speaking of some of the hos you guys flirt with

koriwhat
03-23-2010, 02:41 PM
http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww15/TempJim2009/Octomom.jpg

there must had been a ton of photoshoppin' on that photo to get those alien stretchmarks wiped clean. that bitch is butt fuckin ugly anyhow!

Death In June
03-23-2010, 02:57 PM
She's decent looking. But there's no way I'd be able to divorce myself from those photos of her impregnated with 8 kids. Jesus, that was gross.

PakiDan
03-23-2010, 06:05 PM
Oh, you know you would ALL watch it.

robino2001
03-23-2010, 06:15 PM
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/wettner/hotdoghallway.jpg

fraga
03-23-2010, 07:27 PM
You ever park your bike in an airplane hanger...

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/c/3/dc3ee47450a1486e47ccf35c571c3dd8.jpg

Udokafan05
03-23-2010, 11:11 PM
You ever park your bike in an airplane hanger...

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/c/3/dc3ee47450a1486e47ccf35c571c3dd8.jpg

:lol Great movie, watched it last night

Cant_Be_Faded
03-24-2010, 12:11 AM
rofl at mrsmaaloxxx rubbin one out to chyna's tiny penis clit

mrsmaalox
03-24-2010, 12:35 AM
fuck! That was one of the grossest things I've ever seen :lol

Scola
03-24-2010, 02:41 AM
as seth rogen says in zack and miri make a porno

"EVERYBODY wants to see ANYBODY fuck. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting fucked stupid" I'd be like "Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?"

I think your off base on this one. I would probably watch an Octomom tape, shes an average looking girl, but I'd like to think I have some standards: No way would I ever watch an Rosie O'Donell tape.

jack sommerset
03-24-2010, 01:38 PM
She would rake it in if she did a live pay-per-veiw porn!!!

Cant_Be_Faded
03-24-2010, 11:31 PM
still can't believe mrsmaalaaoxx got off on chynas giant clit/small penis

whottt
03-25-2010, 12:40 AM
"EVERYBODY wants to see ANYBODY fuck. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting fucked stupid" I'd be like "Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?"


There is nothing on Earth that could make we watch Rosie O'Donnel Porn.

tp2021
03-25-2010, 01:50 AM
There is nothing on Earth that could make we watch Rosie O'Donnel Porn.

Not even millions of dollars upon completion dawg?

whottt
03-25-2010, 02:06 AM
Ok well yeah in that case I would.

ginobili's bald spot
03-25-2010, 05:06 AM
http://www.funnydogsite.com/pictures/Do_Not_Want_Dog.jpg

Strike
03-25-2010, 11:43 AM
Ok well yeah in that case I would.

Proof that everyone has a price.

bus driver
03-25-2010, 02:54 PM
http://www.woai.com/news/local/story/Will-porn-and-PETA-be-Octomoms-latest-saviors/1Rp30UZGuEeeN-QJJfQmrQ.cspx


By JOHN ROGERS, Associated Press Writer

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Nadya Suleman's octuplets have brought her plenty of fame, but fortune appears to be another story.
Her father, Ed Doud, has defaulted on a $450,000 balloon payment on a half-million dollar house he bought last year for the family to live in, mortgage holder Amer Haddadin said Wednesday. Haddadin told The Associated Press he plans to file foreclosure papers in court within days if he doesn't get his money.
Although Suleman's lawyer, Jeff Czech, said earlier this week his client's father was hoping to work something out, he was blunt when it came to the balloon payment: "Mr. Doud at this moment doesn't have $450,000 to pay off," he said. In a brief e-mail Wednesday, he added that he was negotiating with Haddadin's attorney for more time to refinance.

Not that Suleman doesn't have the opportunity to raise the money quickly, although not in ways she would want to. Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment, one of the world's largest purveyors of adult films, announced this week that his company would pay off Suleman's mortgage if she would make a porn film.

Hirsch assured it would be, well, as tasteful as those things can be with her input on male co-stars and script. He declined to say whether Suleman had expressed interest in the offer, but Czech indicated she had rejected it out of hand. He did say that Suleman had accepted a much more modest offer from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals -- $5,000 to put a sign in her front yard proclaiming, "Don't Let Your Dog or Cat Become an Octomom. Always Spay or Neuter."
As an added incentive, the animal rights organization had said Wednesday it would throw in a month's supply of veggie burgers and veggie hot dogs for Suleman and her 14 children, who range in age from 1 to 8.
"No porn. Just Peta. Nadya prefers animals over men," Czech said in an e-mail exchange with The Associated Press.
When Suleman's children were born in January 2009 it seemed inconceivable that a little more than a year later she might be scrounging up hot dog offers from an animal rights group. The arrival of the longest-surviving octuplets in history was hailed as a medial miracle and it appeared a joyful public was ready to line up to help raise them, providing free diapers, food and other necessities.

There was also talk of book and movie deals and perhaps a reality show along the lines of "Jon & Kate Plus 8."

But public opinion quickly turned against her when it was discovered she was a single mother who had conceived eight children by in vitro fertilization when she already had six youngsters to raise. What's more she was unemployed and surviving on a combination of student loans, disability checks for other children and workers' compensation checks for an old back injury. At the time she was also living with her mother whose own home was in foreclosure.
Still, she made some money. The European production company, Eyeworks, whose credits include "Breaking Bonaduce" and "The Biggest Loser," signed a deal under which her children would earn nearly $250,000 over a three-year period.
Suleman also struck a deal with RadarOnline.com that came to light after the tabloid site was cited by the state labor commissioner for allegedly failing to get the required permits to
videotape her children and for filming too many hours a day and too late at night.

But she also spent money, too. She's been photographed shopping at expensive stores, getting manicures and working out.

Her father bought her current home in La Habra, a bedroom community of 60,000 southeast of Los Angeles, for $565,000, including a $130,000 down payment. Under the terms of the deal, Haddadin said, he was to receive $4,000 in monthly payments, followed by the balloon payment, which was due March 10. Suleman's attorney has said Haddadin failed to disclose several major defects in the home, including one that leaves it susceptible to flooding during rainstorms.
"Toys were floating around in the garage," during a recent storm, he said.
Haddadin angrily denied there were any problems with the house.
"It was in good condition," he said. "I lived there 11 years and we had no problems."
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