this weekend

[stretch]

im getting married.

anyone got any words of wisdom to share before this occasion occurs?

[lebomb]

im getting married.

anyone got any words of wisdom to share before this occasion occurs?



Treat him with respect. :married:

[JamStone]

Run and keep running and don't look back.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Run and keep running and don't look back.

That's what my wife would say.

[dirk4mvp]

hey, whats up man!

[Kobe Molested Me]

whos the lucky fella?

[BrokeBack]

breathe deep and don't clench up.

[desflood]

It's not a fairy tale - it's hard work sometimes. If you put the effort into it, though, it's worth it. And contrary to popular belief, sex actually gets better after marriage. Well, at least it does if you're doing it right.

[Frenzy]

It's not a fairy tale - it's hard work sometimes. If you put the effort into it, though, it's worth it. And contrary to popular belief, sex actually gets better after marriage. Well, at least it does if you're doing it right.

your right :jack

[desflood]

This:

:jack

is not doing it right.

[J.T.]

It's not cheating if. . .

1. they look similar. then it's just a tribute.

2. they're twins

3. you don't remember

4. it's a threesome

5. you get away with it

6. you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.

7. it's with a celebrity

8. you spread peanut butter on your balls and your dog licks it off

9. you change the sheets afterwards.

10. it's with royalty

11. you can please all of them

12. you don't look them in the eye

13. you have two girls at the same time, so one invalidates the other.

14. she's not human.

15. it was actually them but you were thinking of someone else

16. it's for fitness purposes

17. it's with their best friend

18. you get paid

19. she says it's ok

20. you are related.

[DAF86]

Don't do it.

[mavs>spurs2]

does she have big tits tbh?

[symple19]

I'm sorry

[Blake]

im getting married.

anyone got any words of wisdom to share before this occasion occurs?

is phillip your best man

[stretch]

Treat him with respect. :married:


whos the lucky fella?

clever, original, and totally unexpected

:king

[stretch]

Don't do it.

too late

lol argentina


does she have big tits tbh?

DD size


is phillip your best man

phillip is a faggot

[PakiDan]

In what state? Is this legal?

[stretch]

In what state? Is this legal?

:lol this one was actually somewhat clever unlike lebombs reply

[oh crap]

how very richard jefferson of you. hope you at least go through with it and show conviction on being a homo living a straight mans life unlike that puss.

[WESTACKED]

im getting married.

anyone got any words of wisdom to share before this occasion occurs?
lol how old are you, son? Maybe South Korea has seen so huge a decrease in population they have to lower the minimum age for legal marriage down to early 10s so as to prevent their population jutting beyond the acceptable level. Felicitations anyway brah.

BTW the primary thing you need to learn after getting married is how to fence your wife away from some immoral prurient dudes especially those who look like Tyson Chandler.

[760Spursfan]

im getting married.:bang




Do you have any last words before you take the plunge?

[The Reckoning]

i send my condolences

[Blake]

phillip is a faggot

duly noted for future reference

[WESTACKED]

南韩比共產主義瓷是一個更好的國家
YEAH, mono's now obsessed with my scrawls. Success... I really appreciate you tracking my posts brah.

[baseline bum]

Get Findog to do the catering.

[Gary Neville]

Marriage? shouldn't you go baptism first, my friend?

[ATRAIN]

im getting married.

anyone got any words of wisdom to share before this occasion occurs?

Good luck you are gonna need it.

Remember you can't make a ho a housewife.


I give you guys half a year to a year before she hos around again.

[angel_luv]

im getting married.

anyone got any words of wisdom to share before this occasion occurs?


Oh wow! Congratulations! Have a beautiful wedding and a blessed marriage.

Savor every moment of the ceremony and all your wedding related events.
You will be treasure the memories always.

Again, congrats! :)

[angel_luv]

And, refer often to Desflood's advice. She spoke true.

[panic giraffe]

Why on earth would you want to do that?

get your passport.

run.


















very far.

[dirk4mvp]

mav krew status suspended, imho.

[Trainwreck2100]

Good luck you are gonna need it.

Remember you can't make a ho a housewife.



hos don't act right


Also stretch remember talk as little as possible cause bitches is like the cops anything you say will be used against you for the rest of your life

[duncan228]

Get Findog to do the catering.

:lol


Congrats stretch. :toast

[ATRAIN]

hos don't act right


Also stretch remember talk as little as possible cause bitches is like the cops anything you say will be used against you for the rest of your life

Stretch if you need to choke-a-bitch, hit up Trainwreck. He knows 1001 ways to beat a woman!!

[Trainwreck2100]

Stretch if you need to choke-a-bitch, hit up Trainwreck. He knows 1001 ways to beat a woman!!

I don't beat women, I take them down a peg

[ATRAIN]

I don't beat women, I take them down a peg

So basically you do what every woman needs?

[Phillip]

stretch you are a fucking idiot. only dumbasses and faggots get married. i hope she bites your dick off while giving you a blow job, then spits it into the microwave and explodes it.

[Blake]

Get Findog to do the catering.

maybe ghazi will do his videotaping.

[Blake]

phillip is a faggot

He seems like it

[Blake]

stretch you are a fucking idiot.

hey, we agree on something

[IronMexican]

I'm with Phillip

[Gary Neville]

stretch you are a fucking idiot. only dumbasses and faggots get married. i hope she bites your dick off while giving you a blow job, then spits it into the microwave and explodes it.
you parents are also faggots and dumbasses accordingly. it's your freedom to live as a celibate while it's the same right for others to choose the lives they want, and choosing to marry someone you love isn't something worth insults IMHO.

[Cleveland Steamer]

lol gay marriage

[DPG21920]

^ That is the goods.

[baseline bum]

You should duck out at the last second and send inform her via a text saying LOL marriage. CROFL dumped

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

You should duck out at the last second and send inform her via a text saying LOL marriage. CROFL dumped


lol, I was waiting for and expecting the Richard Jefferson punchline.

[IronMexican]

You should duck out at the last second and send inform her via a text saying LOL marriage. CROFL dumped

Cz20f1