Bush wipes hand on Clinton's shirt [Archive]

Bartleby

03-24-2010, 03:21 PM

:lol

I know there's a metaphor in there somewhere:

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/george-bush-wipes-hand-on-bill-clinton-10189471?hpid=artslot

Winehole23

03-24-2010, 03:34 PM

That was weird. Not sure why. For me it was the sheepishness. Bush did not so much wipe his hand as paw half-heartedly -- perhaps stealthily -- at Clinton's shirt, after diverting him with some chummy shoulder patting.

EVAY

03-24-2010, 03:37 PM

Winehole23

03-24-2010, 03:38 PM

Clinton drew back and kinda looked at Bush sideways. It was an awkward moment.

DarrinS

03-24-2010, 03:40 PM

It's obviously because he hates black folk.

If that's the case, I'm not sure why he's hanging out with the first black POTUS.

baseline bum

03-24-2010, 03:46 PM

Great job with the cutting-edge news, Disney!

TeyshaBlue

03-24-2010, 04:01 PM

Wow. Straight from the WTF file.:lol

Winehole23

03-24-2010, 04:01 PM

It's obviously because he hates black folk.Proleptic. You're the only poster sticking a spoon in that pot, so far.

If that's the case, I'm not sure why he's hanging out with the first black POTUS.In Haiti.

The claim you earnestly seek to undermine surely has no chance, should it ever emerge here. Already you're sharpening up your quips. :lol

Bigzax

03-24-2010, 04:04 PM

lol

well done W. :toast

whottt

03-24-2010, 04:13 PM

He obviously got some kind of shit on his hands from shaking somebodies hand and decided to wipe it on Clinton instead of himself.

I don't see what the problem is. It's pretty intelligent if you ask me. I hope Clinton would have done the same if the situation is reversed.

Why wipe shit on your thigh and fuck up your pants when your buddy has a nice shirt for you to wipe it on instead?

If Bush had wiped it on his pants he would have been thinking to himself...what is that shit? And been thorogoughly distracted.

He deftly wiped it on Clinton instead and what Clinton didn't know didn't hurt him...until you guys mentioned it.

Now, poor President Clinton is going to be saying, what was that shit Bush wiped on me...

You only hurt Clinton by doing this.

I know I know...you don't want Bush being re-elected :tu

Winehole23

03-24-2010, 04:19 PM

I think Clinton noticed. He had a visible reaction, I thought.

whottt

03-24-2010, 04:20 PM

You're right. He probably cleared it with Bill ahead of time. "Look, Bill. I'm not fond of spending my vacation time with these darkies you pretend to love so much. If so much as one of them shakes my hand with smut on it, I'm wiping it on you!"

Not at all...letting Clinton know he was going to do it or did it, totally defeats the purpose behind doing it.

If he wiped it on himself it would have bothered him...so he wiped Clinton who didn't know. Problem solved. No one is bothered.

By letting him know now he is bothered.

Pretty shitty thing to do to Clinton if you ask me on the part of the media and you guys, much worse than Bush wiping shit on him...

Now Clinton is wondering what in the fuck was wiped on him..

Winehole23

03-24-2010, 04:22 PM

I thought you thought it was crafty, but I guess it can be both.

whottt

03-24-2010, 04:25 PM

I think Clinton noticed. He had a visible reaction, I thought.

He might have been wondering who it was tapping him...
He might have been thinking, geezus Bush has some sweaty ass hands.

One thing he probably wasn't thinking was...Bush just got some kind of shit on his hands from shaking hands with someone and he wiped it on me.

Then again, it is possible Clinton had the same shit on his hands and was saying, Bush just wiped that shit these people have on their hands on me, what an asshole.

coyotes_geek

03-24-2010, 04:26 PM

I think Clinton noticed. He had a visible reaction, I thought.

He just wanted to make sure W's hand wasn't dirty. Clinton is extra sensitive about clothing stains these days.

whottt

03-24-2010, 04:27 PM

I can honestly say I've done that type of thing before, and will do it again. Especially if you are friend of mine, and especially if the shit was on your hands in the first place :tu

If you are married your wife has probably done it to you about 50 times btw :tu

Drachen

03-24-2010, 04:41 PM

Ok, honest question here. Republican or Democrat, who here thinks it would be a lot of fun to hang out with Bill Clinton and G W Bush together. Now, or in college years, whatever.

I think it would be a lot of fun. Clinton would be that guy in the group who could put on a facade for the ladies to make them think he is so cool and classy, but you and W. know he is just a smart, but boozy, sophmoric guy. W. on the other hand would be that guy who isn't quite as smart as you and Bill but cracks the two of you the fuck up with everything he gets wrong. Plus he will stand by you in any situation. Oh, he too is quite boozy and is the one who routinely passes out while you and bill draw shit on his face.

Yonivore

03-24-2010, 04:53 PM

Okay, none of you can ever accuse me of starting a worthless, useless, pointless thread...ever again.

:lmao

ChumpDumper

03-24-2010, 04:59 PM

Okay, none of you can ever accuse me of starting a worthless, useless, pointless thread...ever again.

:lmaoExcept when you do.

nkdlunch

03-25-2010, 10:35 AM

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yet another Bush classic :lmao

that clown should have never retired!

:lmao :lmao

nkdlunch

03-25-2010, 10:35 AM

You all are so stupid. Obviously someone had porridge, mud, or snot on their hand, and Bush being the fast thinker he is, (dodges two shoes coming at lighting speed) took the liberty to wipe his hands with the closest piece of cloth he could find.

it's obvious he thought he was wiping the AIDS off

boutons_deux

03-25-2010, 11:01 AM

With an elite, snob, racist Barbara "they're better off" Bush as mutha, dubya is just following protocol.

angel_luv

03-25-2010, 11:09 AM

EmptyMan

03-25-2010, 11:15 AM

lol, I'll be damned. Kanye was right.

DarkReign

03-25-2010, 11:16 AM

That was an odd move by former president Bush. If he had just patted former president Clinton on the shoulder, then that would make sense. But Bush clearly wipes his hand on Clinton's sleeve. Very strange.

I have run my hand down Bo's arm before but I was doing it affectionately, which is not applicable here.

Odd, odd, odd.

Just a heads-up, AL, but when you identify former Presidents, you dont have to put "former" before his name.

When youre elected POTUS, you are addressed as "President Bush/Clinton/Carter/Nixon" for life.

No big deal, just thought I would mention it.

angel_luv

03-25-2010, 11:19 AM

Just a heads-up, AL, but when you identify former Presidents, you dont have to put "former" before his name.

When youre elected POTUS, you are addressed as "President Bush/Clinton/Carter/Nixon" for life.

No big deal, just thought I would mention it.

I was wondering about that as I posted. Thank you. :)

I didn't want to put President and have people think I was being disrespectful towards President Obama.

in2deep

03-25-2010, 11:22 AM

I didn't want to put President and have people think I was being disrespectful towards President Obama.

racist! :D

DJ Mbenga

03-25-2010, 02:56 PM

obama was wrong when he said "Kanye is a jackass". he was right about bush!

Wild Cobra

03-25-2010, 05:50 PM

:lol

I know there's a metaphor in there somewhere:

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/george-bush-wipes-hand-on-bill-clinton-10189471?hpid=artslot
See, he's not as dumb as people think. Why wipe the sweat off on your own clothes when you have a shitrag next to you?

spursncowboys

03-25-2010, 06:39 PM

http://data.bls.gov/PDQ/graphics/LNS14000000_25549_1269560327593.gif

spursncowboys

03-25-2010, 06:40 PM

now that's funny!!

spursncowboys

03-25-2010, 06:41 PM

http://data.bls.gov/PDQ/graphics/LNS14000000_19278_1269560466256.gif

Winehole23

03-25-2010, 06:59 PM

Identify charts, please?

spursncowboys

03-25-2010, 07:03 PM

unemployment rates

Winehole23

03-25-2010, 07:06 PM

That fits in how, please?

spursncowboys

03-25-2010, 07:07 PM

it's ironic.

spursncowboys

03-25-2010, 07:08 PM

Go through both pages and you could ask every poster how their comment fits.

Winehole23

03-25-2010, 07:10 PM

it's ironic.Lost on me. Could you please say what the irony is?

spursncowboys

03-25-2010, 09:05 PM

It definitely isn't ironic that this turned into a bush bashing event. Me putting the unemployment rate from when Bush was in office and then stating how that is funny is ironic. because it isn't funny. bho, the dems, and people like you attacked bush for not makeing everyones standard of living better. But no matter how bad they had it, they had jobs, lower taxes, lower food costs, etc.

Winehole23

03-25-2010, 09:10 PM

It definitely isn't ironic that this turned into a bush bashing event.What Bush bashing? You trippin?

Me putting the unemployment rate from when Bush was in office and then stating how that is funny is ironic. because it isn't funny. bho, the dems, and people like you attacked bush for not makeing everyones standard of living better. But no matter how bad they had it, they had jobs, lower taxes, lower food costs, etc.So what if it used to suck less? It still sucked.