Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Obama were on an airplane....

[Galileo]

Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Obama were on an airplane....

Yesterday, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Barack Obama were on a plane coming back from California to Washington.

Harry Reid said; "If I dropped a $10,000 bill out the window, I would make one person very happy!"

Nancy Pelosi said; "If I dropped ten $1000 bills out the window, I would make ten people very happy!"

Obama said; "If I dropped one hundred $100 bills out the window, I would make one hundred people very happy!"

The pilot then turned around and said; "If I dropped the three of you out the window, I would make six billion people very happy!"

:lmao

[jacobdrj]

Thats dumb. Everybody knows there is no such thing as a 10,000 dollar bill...


Stupid harry person...

[AFE7FATMAN]

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.'

So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy..'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Obama, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered.. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would
be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and you can bet your arse it's probably not an accident either."

[Yonivore]

Thats dumb. Everybody knows there is no such thing as a 10,000 dollar bill...


Stupid harry person...

Actually...

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060309/060309_bill_hlrg_9a.hlarge.jpg

Salmon Chase has the honor of being on the face. It's no longer in circulation but, they do exist.

[Wild Cobra]

Actually...

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060309/060309_bill_hlrg_9a.hlarge.jpg

Salmon Chase has the honor of being on the face. It's no longer in circulation but, they do exist.
There's still a lerger one yet:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/US100000dollarsbillobverse.jpg

[BRHornet45]

hell yea it would make most of the country happy! I would love it!