Two Questions for Lakers Fans

[tlongII]

1. Who are the last 2 teams that have beaten the Lakers?

2. Who are the last 2 teams that the Blazers have defeated?

[djohn2oo8]

Kevin Durant is in the house!!! KD FTW!!!

[Banzai]

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[j.dizzle]

LMAO Schlong..I think games are a lil more important when your're fighting to get out of the 8th seed.

[Ghazi]

lol moral victories

[Pelicans78]

Portland > Dallas

[lil_penny]

Portland > Dallas

dont forget healthy hornets + rockets>>>>>> thunder

[Ghazi]

Portland > Dallas

49-25 > 45-29

lol cant read standings.

[spursfan09]

Ooh! A Riddle

[j.dizzle]

I would really like to see a Portland/Dallas series..I doubt Portland would win but it would go 6 or 7 games & be entertaining.

[Pelicans78]

49-25 > 45-29

lol cant read standings.

Injuries played a factor. Dallas is a very good team. Not a great team. Big and slow.

[Ghazi]

Lakers are "big and slow" too, wont stop the two teams from clashing in the WCF.

[lil_penny]

the fact that dallas is 2nd and only 4 games ahead of a injury depleted team like the blazers is quite pathetic.. imo a healthy blazer team all season would of held that spot. but what ifs arent going to cut it.. the blazers are pretty healthy right now and in the playoffs they will either prove me wrong or right. either way neither portland or dallas are gettting any trophys so i may as well just quit talking about it.

[cobbler]

I have 2 questions.

1. Why do you keep posting as if your Blazers will have any impact come playoff time?

2. Why is it then, that you backed out of the 500.00 bet should you hold on to the 8th seed?

[Baseline]

But this year's Lakers are a 70-win team, right?

I mean, they already have Gasol, Bynum, and Odom alongside Bryant. And then they added Artest.

Geez, that's unstoppable. They're definitely going to win 70 this year.

Book it.

[cobbler]

Book it right next to the Spurs dethroning the Lakers now that they added Dick.

[DJ Mbenga]

the fact that dallas is 2nd and only 4 games ahead of a injury depleted team like the blazers is quite pathetic.. imo a healthy blazer team all season would of held that spot. but what ifs arent going to cut it.. the blazers are pretty healthy right now and in the playoffs they will either prove me wrong or right. either way neither portland or dallas are gettting any trophys so i may as well just quit talking about it.

blazers are a good team but that does not change when they are at full strength. the guys they would have off the bench are the same as they would if they played starters (of course except for B-roy). those scrubs they have replacing the hurt players do the job. they are doign what htey would have done healthy.

[ChrisRichards]

But this year's Lakers are a 70-win team, right?

I mean, they already have Gasol, Bynum, and Odom alongside Bryant. And then they added Artest.

Geez, that's unstoppable. They're definitely going to win 70 this year.

Book it.
:lol:lol:lol

[monosylab1k]

imo a healthy blazer team all season would of held that spot.

imo it would be pretty sweet to ride a unicorn but we all know some things just don't exist.

[lil_penny]

imo it would be pretty sweet to ride a unicorn but we all know some things just don't exist.

like dallas and a title???

[Amuseddaysleeper]

:lol

[HarlemHeat37]

like dallas and a title???

:rollin great timing on the comeback..

[monosylab1k]

like dallas and a title???

Dallas has plenty of titles. A hell of alot more than Portland does.

[lil_penny]

Dallas has plenty of titles. A hell of alot more than Portland does.

im talking about basketball, not football

[monosylab1k]

im talking about basketball, not football

You said "Dallas". It's not my fault your shitty little town sucks too much ass to have a football team.

[lil_penny]

You said "Dallas". It's not my fault your shitty little town sucks too much ass to have a football team.

steers and queers.. oh and this is the nba forum not the nfl one son.. god bless you and your boys in blue ill keep you guys in my prayers.. one day, one day.

[monosylab1k]

steers and queers.. oh and this is the nba forum not the nfl one son.. god bless you and your boys in blue ill keep you guys in my prayers.. one day, one day.

lol bragging about a title your team won before you were alive is even more pathetic than rocket fan bragging about their rings.

[lil_penny]

a title is a title.. whats pathetic is actually thinking you guys won one in 06 by default.. at least you guys did get one title, 1st team to be knocked out by the 8th

[monosylab1k]

tbh passing on jordan for sam bowie negates any previous championships.

lol, 0 rings faggot!

[cobbler]

lol bragging about a title your team won before you were alive is even more pathetic than rocket fan bragging about their rings.

A title is a title... and 0 for life is well... sad.

[lil_penny]

A title is a title... and 0 for life is well... sad.

:toast

where is cubby when you need him.. "0 and forever"

[monosylab1k]

A title is a title... and 0 for life is well... sad.

Do you masturbate every night to the championship rings that players who don't know you and don't give a fuck about you won, rings that you don't own and have no control over? Or just every other night?

[monosylab1k]

lol @ portland fan starting a thread talking shit to Lakerfan, then getting on his knees and sucking some lakerfan cock the second he gets a chance.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Do you masturbate every night to the championship rings that players who don't know you and don't give a fuck about you won, rings that you don't own and have no control over? Or just every other night?


I can't wait till the Suns win a title, the way people talk about it it's like losing your virginity all over again.

[Quit Hatin']

Do you masturbate every night to the championship rings that players who don't know you and don't give a fuck about you won, rings that you don't own and have no control over? Or just every other night?

i'm sure you would if your team had one. but you guys don't and never will get the feeling to know your team has basketball immortality.

[cobbler]

Nobody ever gives houston a hard time because they did get a HOF play in the Dream, but when all was said and done, they gave up 6 titles for 2. You only hear about Bowie because he was a bust do to the injuries.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

i'm sure you would if your team had one.


So you're implying that you do indeed jerk off to championships you had nothing to do with?

[monosylab1k]

So you're implying that you do indeed jerk off to championships you had nothing to do with?

:lmao rememba det one time lakerfan owned himself with a stupid post?

tbh that happens every day.

[lil_penny]

Do you masturbate every night to the championship rings that players who don't know you and don't give a fuck about you won, rings that you don't own and have no control over? Or just every other night?


lol dallas fan talking about blowing there load.

[Quit Hatin']

lakers management gave season ticket holders rings too. if u didnt know, lakers managemnet is the best and take care of there fans. we indeed did have a role in the championship.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

but you guys don't and never will get the feeling to know your team has basketball immortality.


God damn my life is gonna suck now. I might as well just off myself.

[peteee]

Do you masturbate every night to the championship rings that players who don't know you and don't give a fuck about you won, rings that you don't own and have no control over? Or just every other night?
nope, he needs his semen reserved to fornicate the wives of cuckolds night in and night out, even though he doesn't have a wife his own.

[cobbler]

Do you masturbate every night to the championship rings that players who don't know you and don't give a fuck about you won, rings that you don't own and have no control over? Or just every other night?

No. Most of em know me.

Is there any particular reason you are interested in when or why I masturbate? Creepy dude.. just plain creepy.

[monosylab1k]

lakers management gave season ticket holders rings too. if u didnt know, lakers managemnet is the best and take care of there fans. we indeed did have a role in the championship.

:lol you're talking about those cheap cracker jack rings they gave everybody! I bet it fits nicely around your cock, have fun with all that :toast

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lakers management gave season ticket holders rings too. if u didnt know, lakers managemnet is the best and take care of there fans. we indeed did have a role in the championship.


The last time you applied for a job, did you put the Lakers' championships on your resume?

[monosylab1k]

:lmao I just got a look at one of those things. It's not even a ring, it's a paperweight.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

we indeed did have a role in the championship.


How many points did you score? What number did you wear?

[Quit Hatin']

actually i did work at the staple center in one point of my career :toast

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

actually i did work at the staple center in one point of my career :toast

Sorry but pretty sure your toilet cleaning ability wasn't needed to win a championship.

[monosylab1k]

I'm sure Jack Nicholson treasures his replica championship ring paperweight. He probably has it on the same shelf as his Oscars.

[lil_penny]

god bless each and everyone of you tonight but its time to reitre to me room where i shall polish my ring and my pole as i watch re runs of the 77 finals:toast at least im honest i guess:rolleyes

[Quit Hatin']

ofcourse if your teams would have won a ring you would be arguing in a different point of view.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I worked out at LA Fitness next to Kobe Bryant during the 2009 all star game in Phoenix, the scent of my body odor inspired him to win the 2009 championship. I WANT A RING DAMMIT!

[Quit Hatin']

sorry sasha only true fans get rings not bandwagoners.

[peteee]

No. Most of em know me.

Is there any particular reason you are interested in when or why I masturbate? Creepy dude.. just plain creepy.
cosigned, mono is just so perverted he always gets the attempt to sidle into someone's pants to inspect the genitals of other people, despite that he's got his own replica right between his thighs.

[cobbler]

:lol you're talking about those cheap cracker jack rings they gave everybody! I bet it fits nicely around your cock, have fun with all that :toast

Actually, the Lakers gave 200+ high profile season tix holders the real deal. The exact number is not known but they have always done this.

[Ghazi]

"meh" on the 0 rings... we're all dead in 2012 anyway.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

sorry sasha only true fans get rings not bandwagoners.


Since that's something a typical obese hispanic Lakers fan would say, my guess is you're a bandwagon fan who bought a "14 rings, faggot" T-shirt at a gas station the day after the Gasol trade.

[Quit Hatin']

"meh" on the 0 rings... we're all dead in 2012 anyway.

good point hopefully by then the lakers will have 18.

[peteee]

"meh" on the 0 rings... we're all dead in 2012 anyway.
who's going to take care of your wife after you die at such a young age?

[Quit Hatin']

Since that's something a typical obese hispanic Lakers fan would say, my guess is you're a bandwagon fan who bought a "14 rings, faggot" T-shirt at a gas station the day after the Gasol trade.

lol at a guy who has no direction in his arguement so he has to play the race card.

[peteee]

Tyson repels widowed young women, as far as I know...

[cobbler]

god bless each and everyone of you tonight but its time to reitre to me room where i shall polish my ring and my pole as i watch re runs of the 77 finals:toast at least im honest i guess:rolleyes

At least you have a re run. Poor Mavs fan sitting there all ready and excited only to pop the dvd in and find a 30 year test pattern.

[peteee]

I like the direction this thread is going, honestly.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol at a guy who has no direction in his arguement so he has to play the race card.


I'm not playing the race card when I'm right, the typical douche bag Lakers fan is a fat beaner who also cheers for the Cowboys and wears a stupid "Got rings?" T-shirt around.

[cobbler]

"meh" on the 0 rings... we're all dead in 2012 anyway.

you know... that is going to work out perfect. We will 4 peat and take over the most titles record from the green pukes, the planets and universe will allign, and a glorious end will come for all. :toast

[Quit Hatin']

and i'm sure the average sun fan is rich white boy.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

and i'm sure the average sun fan is rich white boy.


Rich white boy or not I was a Suns fan prior to the gasol trade and I'm willing to bet that's not the case with you being and your Laker fanhood.

[Quit Hatin']

You believe what you want to, but the fact is when the lakers come into phoenix all i see is purple and gold jerserys popping and mvp chants. So i would be willing to bet most of your suns fans don't know who cedric ceballos is.

[cobbler]

Im not sure why people get so upset over bandwagon fans. It's human nature. And for every bandwagon fan there is probably a hater as well. The one who couldn't have cared less about the team the previous year but now just hates on em cause they are the champs.

[cobbler]

You believe what you want to, but the fact is when the lakers come into phoenix all i see is purple and gold jerserys popping and mvp chants. So i would be willing to bet most of your suns fans don't know who cedric ceballos is.


Isn't he the guy that sells hot dogs and ice off the barge in Lake Havasu? :lol

[monosylab1k]

:lol @ Lakerfans not caring about bandwagoners. It's because they know that every post-1984 Lakerfan is automatically a bandwagoner.

[Quit Hatin']

yup cedric "ice" ceballos.

[HarlemHeat37]

rape, snitching, racism, spousal abuse, animal abuse..

[mytespurs]

1. Who are the last 2 teams that have beaten the Lakers?

2. Who are the last 2 teams that the Blazers have defeated?

I have a question for you: who won the last Lakers-Trailblazers matchup in Portland? :hat

Do you think the karma is switching sides now?
:king

[namlook]

Blazers = one and done

[tlongII]

The Blazers are the most dangerous team in the NBA right now. We are rolling at just the right time. I think we're going to do some damage in the playoffs.

[djohn2oo8]

:lmao at this thread

[Ashy Larry]

Blazers are playing great ball right now ..... the way they are going, they can easily be a 6 seed when the season ends .....

the way my squad is ballin' right now, they'll probably revert back to not being able to win in Portland. Lakers gotta get their shit together and become that dominant road team from last year.

[21_Blessings]

I'm not playing the race card when I'm right, the typical douche bag Lakers fan is a fat beaner who also cheers for the Cowboys and wears a stupid "Got rings?" T-shirt around.

Well, the socal beaners cheer for the Raiders and Dodgers.

We don't count the former Suns fan ones in Arizona that recently became a fan of the Lakers. They belong in their own special group.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

we don't count the former suns fan ones in arizona that recently became a fan of the lakers. They belong in their own special group.


+1

[namlook]

I hate it when people quote users I have on my ignore list. Fat beaner? What a douche.

[Strike]

a title is a title.. whats pathetic is actually thinking you guys won one in 06 by default.. at least you guys did get one title, 1st team to be knocked out by the 8th

Dallas doesn't even have that title. See: 1999 playoffs. Miami Heat - 1st seed, lost to 8th seed New York Knicks.

:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I hate it when people quote users I have on my ignore list. Fat beaner? What a douche.


:lmao

[LOL@MavsFan]

49-25 > 45-29

lol cant read standings.

It's all about the regular season, eh Mav fan?

Cue fat mexican smack:lol

[LOL@MavsFan]

+1

Fucking jewboy gutter rat

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol fat beaner is pissed

[djohn2oo8]

lol fat beaner is pissed

you hurt his feelings :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

you hurt his feelings :lol


:lmao he just spam bombed my profile page, I musta really struck a nerve.

[Rogue]

http://www.myhomecooking.net/mexican-food-recipes/beans-2_small1.jpg

[badfish22]

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[namlook]

Typical fan of Texas NBA teams...do you usually wear matching bras with your cowboy hats? :lol


http://www.gifphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/drunk-cowboy.jpg

[djohn2oo8]

Typical fan of Texas NBA teams...do you usually wear matching bras with your cowboy hats? :lol




No, but you must wear one with your matching vagina

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Typical fan of Texas NBA teams...do you usually wear matching bras with your cowboy hats? :lol


http://www.gifphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/drunk-cowboy.jpg


What's funny about the self-ownage here is that there are just as many Cowboys/Lakers fans in Southwest America as there are Cowboys/Mavericks or Cowboys/Spurs.

[badfish22]

http://thebasketballoracle.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/the-revelry-of-the-fans-outside-the-staples-center-in-los-angeles-calfornia.jpg

[badfish22]

http://thelakersnation.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/laker_fan.jpg

[badfish22]

http://www.jazzbots.com/web/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/465_Laker-fan-is-painted-up-and-holds-up-a-foam-finger1.jpg

[djohn2oo8]

http://weeklydrop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sneaker-store-robbed-la-lakers-riot-1.jpg

[cobbler]

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[djohn2oo8]

http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq115/cobblerphoto/Porterbanner.jpg

What a fucking moron.....You try to compare a terrible incident of racial violence, which caused that riot, with what occurs in L.A. on a weekly basis just because people feel like destroying the city?

[cobbler]

What a fucking moron.....You try to compare a terrible incident of racial violence, which caused that riot, with what occurs in L.A. on a weekly basis just because people feel like destroying the city?

Weekly basis? :lol Link?

And no, I wasn't at all comparing. I was just pointing out that riots happen everywhere. Even in Houston. In fact, the circumstances surrounding the 1917 riot are much much worse than anything some idiot fans do after a championship and they shine a terrible light on your cities ancestors. That you choose to put down our city due to the actions of a few idiots is a tad hypocritical don't you think when your cities public officials and police contributed to such an incident?

"To guard the construction site for Camp Logan, on July 27, 1917, the army ordered the Third Battalion of the black Twenty-fourth United States Infantry to travel by train with seven white officers from the regimental encampment at Columbus, New Mexico, to Houston. From the outset, the black contingent faced racial discrimination when they received passes to go into the city. Those individuals responsible for keeping order, especially the police, streetcar conductors, and public officials, viewed the presence of black soldiers as a threat to racial harmony. Many Houstonians thought that if the black soldiers were shown the same respect as white soldiers, black residents of the city might come to expect similar treatment."

Class act there Houston cause as we all know, destroying lives is so much more commendable than destroying a storefront. :lmao

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houston_Riot_(1917)

[picc84]

But this year's Lakers are a 70-win team, right?

I mean, they already have Gasol, Bynum, and Odom alongside Bryant. And then they added Artest.

Geez, that's unstoppable. They're definitely going to win 70 this year.

Book it.

Don't forget the greatest coach in NBA history.

[spursfan09]

Dallas doesn't even have that title. See: 1999 playoffs. Miami Heat - 1st seed, lost to 8th seed New York Knicks.

:lol

I think he means since switching to a 7 game series in the first round. Back then it was only 5 which means the lower seed had a better chance at an upset.