Spurs: The Movie

[Dingle Barry]

If and when Hollywood writes a movie about the brute squad that is the Spurs, who do you think they will cast as the main characters?

Obviously we have Will Smith as Horry, so please don't respond with that.

I'll start with Popovich. I vote Donald Sutherland + crater makeup.


http://www.kinomag.ru/pix/actors/actor-86.jpg

http://www.thegoldenyears.org/donald_sutherland.jpg

[Clandestino]

LOL!!! a movie about the spurs...

[sa_butta]

see the separated at birth forum for cast members

[Crafty One]

Who would play Kiwi though

[Doug Collins]

LOL!!! a movie about the spurs...

ZING!

[Dingle Barry]

separated at birth thread is a bust. this is an attempt to take it up a notch.

[Kori Ellis]

Manu
http://www.nndb.com/people/634/000025559/bronhead.jpg

[Dingle Barry]

Moving on, for Rasho Nesterovic we have an impoverished Dolph Lundgren.

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/dolph-lundgren/dolph-lundgren02.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

Brent
http://www.scoobyfrench.homestead.com/files/shaggy.JPG

[SPARKY]

Too easy:

http://www.sperts.net/articles/images/marg_balki.jpg
Bronson Pinchot

as

http://www.terra.com/addon/img/deportes/baloncesto/nba/1701294ginobili130p.jpg

[nkdlunch]

How about this Manu?

http://www.trashytabloids.com/images/ralph2003.jpg

[Dingle Barry]

On to Beno Udrih. God forgive me for doing this, but I cast Josh Harnett. He will be instructed to never, under any circumstance, attempt to look pretty. He will also be sent to Badass Camp.

http://film.onet.pl/_i/plotki/duze/j/josh_hartnett_1.jpg

[SPARKY]

How about former Spurs?

http://www.peoples.ru/art/cinema/actor/tucker/tucker_1.jpg
Chris Tucker

as

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/basketball/nba/players/3175.jpg

[Doug Collins]

How about former Spurs?

http://www.peoples.ru/art/cinema/actor/tucker/tucker_1.jpg
Chris Tucker

as

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/basketball/nba/players/3175.jpg


AD has no place on this board

[Dingle Barry]

Okay, but AD gets murdered at Jim's at the opening of the film. Before the credits, even.

[nkdlunch]

http://www.rp-online.de/layout/showbilder/5263-usher.jpg


as


http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/spurs/images/2004-2005/brown-back.jpg

[Dingle Barry]

Damn! How did I forget Usher. That's right there with Will Smith.

[Dingle Barry]

Surely someone on this planet looks like Tim or Tony.

[Dingle Barry]

Ok, this is the best I can do for TP.

http://www.smr-home-theatre.org/Schneider/images/Pepe_Le_Pew.gif

[nkdlunch]

I'm really screwing around at work today.

How about

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jessica_alba_2/gm_l12.jpg

as the Spurs cheerleader who's having an affair w/Manu

[Dingle Barry]

As long as we get a cooter shot, she can be in it.

[RonMexico]

How about...

http://www.geocities.com/jgannarelli02/giantdouche.jpg

as

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nba/players/4/3017.jpg


i think it works

[bravemouse]

Will Smith as Robert Horry

[SPARKY]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/ali/jim_brown/alipre.jpg
Jim Brown

as

http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/don_newman.jpg

[Dingle Barry]

Are you retarded?

[SPARKY]

You talking to me, Bitch?

[Dingle Barry]

No, slut.


Will Smith as Robert Horry

[nkdlunch]

http://kino.tiscali.cz/apollo/pictures/2004716165339225090.jpg

as

http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/spurs/images/2004-2005/barry-back.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

It's weird that no one resembles Tim, Tony and Bowen.

[Dingle Barry]

I think I can find a Bowen. I'll rack my brain during class.

[nkdlunch]

http://www.kinoweb.de/film97/JerryMaguire/pix/cuba.jpg

as

http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/spurs/images/2004-2005/bowen-back.jpg

[RonMexico]

I still maintain

http://www.geocities.com/jgannarelli02/giantdouche.jpg

as

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nba/players/4/3017.jpg

or as

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nba/players/4/3167.jpg

[bigbendbruisebrother]

:lmao
Brent
http://www.scoobyfrench.homestead.com/files/shaggy.JPG

[Dingle Barry]

Good call on Cuba Jr. I think that might be the closest we get.

I'm torn between Shaggy and Jim Carrey as Barry. Since we have Pepe le Pew as TP, we might want to limit the cartoon characters.

[SPARKY]

http://www.vestacrest.com/images/tupac(another-good-head-shot).jpg
Tupac Shakur RIP

as

http://www.bettingzone.com.au/_content/image/00001949-image.jpg

[nkdlunch]

http://www.vestacrest.com/images/tupac(another-good-head-shot).jpg
Tupac Shakur RIP

as

http://www.bettingzone.com.au/_content/image/00001949-image.jpg


too bad hes DEAD

[bigbendbruisebrother]

I still maintain


How's the herpes, Ron?

[SPARKY]

No kidding.

[Phenomanul]

Tony the Tiger for Tony

[bigbendbruisebrother]

Ron Howard (circa 1977) as Beno Udrih

http://www.fantv.org/serie/devenu/happy/howard3.jpg

[DJREN12]

Lenord Nimoy (spock)for Timmy. The Duke fans use to chant spock, spock, spock at Timmy. Just kidding, dont kill me I luv my Spurs!!!!!!

[DJREN12]

How about Farrel or pha-real the rapper/singer with Jay-z for Tony??

[Phenomanul]

How about Farrel or pha-real the rapper/singer with Jay-z for Tony??

Picture...???

[Dre_7]

:lol Comparing Pac to Bowen :lol

[Phenomanul]

Without a picture I'll have one of those moments again where I'll confuse 'Lil Bow Wow with 'Lil Kim.....

Now that... was an OOOOOPS moment....

[Kori Ellis]

Pharrell Williams

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/n/Neptunes/sq-neptunes-radio-forum.jpg

[Spurminator]

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/C/05/00/14/image_314005.jpg

Amistad's Djimon Hounsou playing

http://www.nba.com/media/act_nazr_mohammed.jpg

[RonMexico]

How's the herpes, Ron?

Feels aight

[Phenomanul]

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/C/05/00/14/image_314005.jpg

Amistad's Djimon Hounsou playing

http://www.nba.com/media/act_nazr_mohammed.jpg


Good find...

[bigbendbruisebrother]

Lenord Nimoy (spock)for Timmy. The Duke fans use to chant spock, spock, spock at Timmy. Just kidding, dont kill me I luv my Spurs!!!!!!

I see the resemblance:

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/leonard-nimoy-st.jpg

[nkdlunch]

You're right

http://www.moveleft.com/vegontv/images/spock_giving_vulcan_salute_286x215.jpg

as

http://espn.go.com/media/nba/2004/0301/photo/a_duncan_vt.jpg

[Nikos]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000BWVC0.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://www.usen-cs.com/special/img/sean-paul.jpg

Tony Parker

[Spurminator]

Ooh, good call Nikos.

[nkdlunch]

Someone told me T-Mac's wife looks like Parker?

[timvp]

TJ KIDD
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/gallery/02nbafinals/05kiddskid.jpg

AS

TONY PARKER
http://www.interbasket.net/players/tonyparker.jpg

[SpursWoman]

:lmao

[mookie2001]

jason kidds wife as hardcore spursfan mookies slutly love intrest who struggles to find clothes that fit her throughout the whole movie

[TNT21]

How about we shave Chewbacca and have him act as Timmy?

[Spurminator]

Nate Dogg as the Big Dogg.

http://www.absolutecelebrities.com/i/mugshot/DoggNate.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/act_glenn_robinson.jpg

[Dre_7]

Wow! Nate Dogg!! AHAHAHAHA :lol

[timvp]

GLADYS KNIGHT
http://www.usatourist.com/photos/nevada/shows/knight.jpg

AS

MIKE WILKS
http://media.nba.com/media/playerfile/mike_wilks.jpg

[bigbendbruisebrother]

GLADYS KNIGHT
http://www.usatourist.com/photos/nevada/shows/knight.jpg

AS

MIKE WILKS
http://media.nba.com/media/playerfile/mike_wilks.jpg

:lol

[nkdlunch]

Nate Dogg as the Big Dogg.

http://www.absolutecelebrities.com/i/mugshot/DoggNate.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/act_glenn_robinson.jpg


This one is perfect, Dogg

[Jekka]

Who would play Kiwi though

http://www.poster.net/rappaport-michael/rappaport-michael-photo-michael-rappaport-6203634.jpg http://www.basketball.org.nz/uimages/1619_M.jpg

[Jimcs50]

Nobody would pay to see a movie about the Spurs...they are way too boring.

Where are the drugs, the wife and girlfriend beatings, shotgun slayings and coverups , the driveby shootings, the lockerroom brawls(now that AJ is gone)......

I do not even think Disney would make a movie about these players...it is too unrealistic for even fantasy....nobody would buy it.



Well, I do have some possible titles though:

12 un-Angry Men

Goodfellas II

Ball, Das

Requiem for a Dream Team

All about Eva

The Virgin Island Candidate

Million Dollar Babies

Finding Beno

A Clockwork Fuckup

Glory II

The Big Sleep II

Cool Hand Tim

Mystic Rivercity

The unWild Bunch

Almost inFamous

The Killing (the Lakers)Fields

What About Bob(Bigshot)

:)

[nkdlunch]

^^ :lol

For this Spur-Nugget series:

Manu on Fire
The Last Spur
The Spur Supremacy
The Argentinian Job
13 going on 32
NuggetBall: A True Underdog Story
Kill Manu: Vol 1
How to Lose a Game in 10 Minutes
Gangs of Denver
Spur's Ball
The Fisher Nugget

[Dingle Barry]

Finding Beno is gold.

[Dingle Barry]

Spurminator is dominating.

[Uncle Donnie]

too bad hes DEAD

Ludacris makes a much better Bowen than Pac anyway.

[RonMexico]

In Phoenix, they call the team "The Solar Express"... and I thought that was pretty gay until I just read all the names you guys put up there. Now I don't feel so bad about my team's marketing department.

[bigbendbruisebrother]

I had second thoughts about Beno. I had gone with Ron Howard, but now I'm thinking Richard Thomas from The Waltons (John Boy) and from the 1980 epic/cheesefeast Battle Beyond The Stars.

http://www.fast-rewind.com/bbts1.jpg

[Samr]

David Schwimmer as Manu Ginobili
http://www.movies-on-dvds.com/david_schwimmer.jpg

Jiminy Cricket as Devin Brown
http://www.acmeanimation.com/000307.gif

[Phenomanul]

I had second thoughts about Beno. I had gone with Ron Howard, but now I'm thinking Richard Thomas from The Waltons (John Boy) and from the 1980 epic/cheesefeast Battle Beyond The Stars.

http://www.fast-rewind.com/bbts1.jpg
good find.....

[Leetonidas]

http://www.sportsphds.com/editorials/images/booth.20040421/image001.jpg

[NZHayden]

personally id like a black man to play sean marks i dont no why though, maybe it would liven up the movie. what ya think?

[Dre_7]

:lol
Finding Beno, and How to lose a Game in 10 Minutes are CLASSIC!!!
:lmao

[TMTTRIO]

Here are two for Manu:

http://img122.echo.cx/img122/8599/6569ac.jpg



http://img122.echo.cx/img122/442/gadget2vy.jpg That's actually scary:lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

If DANIEL SON ever played ginobili i would never watch this movie

LOL at giant douche

LOL at Shaggy

LOL at sean paul, again though, if he played tony parker i would never watch this movie =P

My elitist rich friend has a friend that is like 6 foot 2 and looks exactly like sean marks....plus this guy goes to New Zealand like twice a year.

I dont have a pic, but trust me. It's a carbon copy.

[nkdlunch]

the Bad Guys:

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/artd/amg/music/bio/1027221_shyne2_200x200.jpg

Shyne as

http://nbadraft.net/rapteam/kenyon-martin-hd3.jpg

[nkdlunch]

http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/kaxin_hang/6e075cc7.jpg

Jaz-Z as

http://www.sportsnet.ca/images/sportsnet_story_images/basketball/camby_marcus240_246.jpg

[nkdlunch]

http://eil.com/newgallery/MC-Hammer-Pray-22248.jpg

MC Hammer as

http://members.aol.com/xtremechic2002/images/andre_miller2.jpg

[nkdlunch]

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/840114.jpg

Webster as

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/writers/chris_mannix/12/22/boykins.blog/p1_boykins_all.jpg

[nkdlunch]

http://www.pasazz.net/Monique-03B.jpg

Monique as

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2004-08/13693695.jpg

[MiNuS]

what about Barkley? I personally think his head looks like a basketball.

[Supergirl]

For Bowen...
I've always thought the guy who plays "Bruce" on Judging Amy was a dead ringer for him. Every time I see him, I think, hey, what they hell's Bruce Bowen doing in this show?
Anyone got a pic?

[Supergirl]

[IMG]

Here's a link of Richard T. Jones, as Bruce:
http://tv.yahoo.com/tvpdb?d=tvi&id=1807778079&cf=ph&pgid=&photoid=489543&pid=29

[scott]

Obviously, Sean Marks would be played by Gene Wilder.

[angel_luv]

Gordan Visnjic from E.R. as Manu.

Can't get the picture to copy so here is the link:

http://www.geocities.com/i_luv_luka/pictures.html

[ALVAREZ6]

Gordan Visnjic from E.R. as Manu.

Can't get the picture to copy so here is the link:

http://www.geocities.com/i_luv_luka/pictures.html
This one???http://www.geocities.com/i_luv_luka/luka10.jpg

[angel_luv]

Richard Thomas aka John Boy Walton as Beno


Can't find a decent pic. You are on your own. Go look at the season one DVD at Best Buy.

[angel_luv]

no the one with the longer hair. hold on

[angel_luv]

The very first one on the right hand column. Gino even has a sweater like that,

[angel_luv]

he looks even more like him on the actual t.v. show

[kukjavel]

http://us.ent3.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/shark_tale/ludacris/sharkpred.jpg
as bruce bowen

[angel_luv]

Instead of " All about Eva" how about " Deliver us from Eva?" =)

[Ishta]

Instead of " All about Eva" how about " Deliver us from Eva?" =)
^^:lol

[Solid D]

BigBend beat me to it. When the Spurs drafted Beno, that is who he reminded me of when they introduced him at the press conference. http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/beno_udrih.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/2792/johnboy1.jpg
Richard Thomas