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Amarelooms
04-02-2010, 09:54 AM
WTF are you idiots doing???

1. Caron Butler...you straw chewing moron. THREE GOD DAMN POINTS? You have sucked for the last 2 weeks more that Josh "blunt" Howard. You need to score 15 points a game....that;s not too much to ask.

2. Shawn "no neck" Marion...you awkward shooting no neck bastard. Learn to make layups and mix in a granny shot jumper every now and then

3. Jason "wife-beater" Kidd...I have never seen a PG who could only pass and shoot 3's. How about a layup or 17ft jumper every 5th game or so.

4. Damp/Haywood - you fuckers need to play solid D and REBOUND....DO IT YOU BIG FUCKS

Ya'll better bring it this Saturday and I sure as fuck ain't going to be happy if there is the same piss poor effort against the Thunder

:elephant
Shank
04-02-2010, 10:16 AM
Why does Terry get a pass?
weebo
04-02-2010, 10:18 AM
face it the mavs suck
Basketballgirl25
04-02-2010, 10:23 AM
Dirk and Terry get a pass, If I rooted for the mavs I'd blame them all for losing a game, Dirk or Terry could have stepped up and helpped the Mavs more along with the rest, they all sucked, so they lost nuff said
Amarelooms
04-02-2010, 11:10 AM
Why does Terry get a pass?

He has been playing decent compared to the above fools.

And yes I have come to terms that the Mavs aren't that good...not contenders at least unless a miracle happens

:elephant
Mr.ChugDynasty
04-02-2010, 11:20 AM
Dirk and Terry get a pass, If I rooted for the mavs I'd blame them all for losing a game, Dirk or Terry could have stepped up and helpped the Mavs more along with the rest, they all sucked, so they lost nuff said

Your opinion doesn't matter.
monosylab1k
04-02-2010, 12:30 PM
Dirk and Terry get a pass, If I rooted for the mavs I'd blame them all for losing a game, Dirk or Terry could have stepped up and helpped the Mavs more along with the rest, they all sucked, so they lost nuff said

stop posting.
BRHornet45
04-02-2010, 12:39 PM
2. Shawn "no neck" Marion...you awkward shooting no neck bastard.

son I truly LOL'd at that. props
Muser
04-02-2010, 12:40 PM
Complaining about Marion not having a jumpshot is pretty redundant.
BRHornet45
04-02-2010, 12:45 PM
Complaining about Marion not having a jumpshot is pretty redundant.

son the dude has no neck!
Shank
04-02-2010, 01:01 PM
Who has no neck?
poop
04-02-2010, 02:25 PM
Marion has the head shape, facial structure, and posture of early cro-magnon man.
picc84
04-02-2010, 03:04 PM
^^I thought I was the only one who thought that.

I also find myself watching him sometimes and developing a sudden urge to watch Planet of the Apes.
ezzizle
04-02-2010, 04:23 PM
Magic are just better .
mavsfan1000
04-02-2010, 04:47 PM
Mavs need more 3 point shooters and slashers. This midrange crap and no slashers is too easy to guard. Also no one on this team is that good for passing except Kidd and Dirk. Just force the dribbler to pass and you win.
Spursmania
04-02-2010, 05:41 PM
I have to admit in a sick way, I enjoy Amarelooms rants -they are humorous. :lol:elephant

Why didn't you bitch about the midget?
petee
04-02-2010, 09:13 PM
Mavs need more 3 point shooters and slashers. This midrange crap and no slashers is too easy to guard. Also no one on this team is that good for passing except Kidd and Dirk. Just force the dribbler to pass and you win.
that's why I thought it was one retarded move to convert a throng of expiring contracts, that could have been transformed into a good brain with passing instincts, in reality into Caron Butler and Brendan Haywood. I appreciates Haywood and Caron for their workrates and efforts but I don't see neither being one playmaker that Mavs desperately need.