Kenyon Martin LOL

[ChrisRichards]

Nuggets forward Kenyon Martin was upset after an April Fool's Day joke was played on him Thursday.
During Denver's win over Portland, a former Nuggets ball boy got into the club's locker room and took Martin's car keys. He then filled the player's Range Rover with buttered popcorn.
Martin discovered the damage as he was about to exit Denver's Pepsi Center.
Angered, he went back to the locker room spewing profanities and threats at teammates and other members of the organization.

"That ain't no [expletive] joke," Martin said. "I'm going to find out who did it ... put my [expletive] hands on one of y'all. I'm going to put my hands on whoever did it. You better believe that. It's [expletive] personal. You better believe it."

Martin, who has missed 15 games with a torn patella tendon in his left knee, threatened to boycott the postseason if he did not find out who was responsible.

"How 'bout if I don't play in the playoffs until somebody tells me who did it," Martin said.



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:lmao

[TampaDude]

Well, to be fair, the interior of his Range Rover is probably ruined and will cost thousands of $$$ to fix...yeah, I know KMart is a fucking millionaire and all, but fuck, I'd wanna fuck someone up. Still funny, though...

[gaKNOW!blee]

his ESPN page says he's making 15mil this year??

holy fuck, i didnt realize that. thats alot for a 12 and 10 player.

lmao, 2000 nba draft.

[BRHornet45]

his ESPN page says he's making 15mil this year??

holy fuck, i didnt realize that. thats alot for a 12 and 10 player.

lmao, 2000 nba draft.

and over $16 million next year

[lennyalderette]

wow!! thats not a funny joke dude i would be pissed too, i hate over the top jokes like that, and if their not having good chemistry now well shit theyre done haaha

[spursfaninla]

Players have done that joke to each other forever. Spurs players have done it before and no one was killed.

Forgot the Thuggets don't role like that, so KM is probably going to kill someone. Hope it was not an important player for them...

[JoeTait75]

I don't know why K-Mart is getting so much flack over this. I'd be pretty pissed off too if I were him. You don't fuck with a man's wheels, you just don't.

[Bartleby]

"It's fuckin' p-p-p-p-p-p-personal. You better b-b-b-b-b-elieve it."

[DAF86]

How do we know this is true?