jaffies
04-04-2010, 05:25 AM
Forget it.
I know I'm not the expert on something like this since I've been to only 1 game at the ATT Center, so take this for what it is. But the ushers and sheriffs are hard-asses (understandably so...I guess). But then again, I'm fucking loud. Put it this way: loud enough to get the fan regulations "yellow card" that the usher was carrying around.
I got some tickets from Ryvin for a Trailblazers game in December (4th row - ~10 feet from visitors bench). There are 2 ushers, and a sheriff staring at you right in the face. I, in no way was disrespectful towards any players, coaches, or anyone within shouting distance. No cuss words (OK...1, more on that later), no 'you suck', or 'work on your free-throws, no cheap shots like what I wanted to say: "...and with the 1st pick in the 2007 (or 1984) NBA draft, the Portland Trailblazers select..." None of that shit. All that I said could ONLY be taken as distracting, funny, or (very) possibly annoying, at least to the players/coaches...the fans thought I was hilarious!
I was on Lamarcus Aldridge, screaming, "TEXAS....(wait for response), TEXAS....(repeat)". Didn't get a response, but I was loud enough to get his attention for a 'hook 'em horns' sign from a timeout.
I was on Brandon Roy, who DNP'd, asking him to tell Nate to put him in the game. Dude blocked me out like a professional basketball player getting payed millions should.
I was on Juwan Howard about him being old, but I put an end to it because it seemed tasteless (and he was kickin our ass).
I was on Martell Webster, and since I didn't know too much about the guy I just kept shouting, "Weeeebbbbssstttteeerrrrr", while he was on the bench. After a minute or so, he turned around with the most confused look on his face. And similar things to other players along those lines.
All in good fun I guess, maybe I was too vocal, too rowdy, but that was only in comparison to the FUCKING CORPSES around me!!! Soon enough the Guillermo looking usher who has been staring at me for a quarter and a half, walks over and says, "Hey, you need to cut that out".
http://rookery9.aviary.com.s3.amazonaws.com/3550500/3550721_859e_625x625.jpg
I immediately shut the fuck up, almost to the point of being scared to cheer for fear of being tossed. But, I decided to just keep it to good old 'Go Spurs Gos' and 'woohoo' and 'yeah' for the remainder. Still really loud, though. Then in the 4th quarter I accidentally let out an f-word in the form of an fucking adjective, and the sheriff walks over a split second later to "hey, WATCH THE F-WORD!" Yeah, I get it. A real shitty thing to do especially when a Spurs game should be considered a family-friendly outing. I would hate it if I took my son to his 1st Spurs game, only to have some jackass screaming profanities next to us, then go home to explain to my son what a pussyfart is.
Anyway, I'll get to the point.
After the game, I was issued the previously mentioned "yellow card". I don't remember the exact words that were on it, but I'll paraphrase:
ANY INTERACTION BETWEEN THE SPECTATORS AND THE PLAYERS AND/OR ALL COACHES IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED
Then I kinda felt like an asshole. It kinda made sense, why he told me to shut it, even if they are professional athletes.
So, I could have been out of line, maybe not. And I don't know who to blame if I wasn't outta line. The NBA? The ATT Center? Guillermo???
Whatcu think?
I know I'm not the expert on something like this since I've been to only 1 game at the ATT Center, so take this for what it is. But the ushers and sheriffs are hard-asses (understandably so...I guess). But then again, I'm fucking loud. Put it this way: loud enough to get the fan regulations "yellow card" that the usher was carrying around.
I got some tickets from Ryvin for a Trailblazers game in December (4th row - ~10 feet from visitors bench). There are 2 ushers, and a sheriff staring at you right in the face. I, in no way was disrespectful towards any players, coaches, or anyone within shouting distance. No cuss words (OK...1, more on that later), no 'you suck', or 'work on your free-throws, no cheap shots like what I wanted to say: "...and with the 1st pick in the 2007 (or 1984) NBA draft, the Portland Trailblazers select..." None of that shit. All that I said could ONLY be taken as distracting, funny, or (very) possibly annoying, at least to the players/coaches...the fans thought I was hilarious!
I was on Lamarcus Aldridge, screaming, "TEXAS....(wait for response), TEXAS....(repeat)". Didn't get a response, but I was loud enough to get his attention for a 'hook 'em horns' sign from a timeout.
I was on Brandon Roy, who DNP'd, asking him to tell Nate to put him in the game. Dude blocked me out like a professional basketball player getting payed millions should.
I was on Juwan Howard about him being old, but I put an end to it because it seemed tasteless (and he was kickin our ass).
I was on Martell Webster, and since I didn't know too much about the guy I just kept shouting, "Weeeebbbbssstttteeerrrrr", while he was on the bench. After a minute or so, he turned around with the most confused look on his face. And similar things to other players along those lines.
All in good fun I guess, maybe I was too vocal, too rowdy, but that was only in comparison to the FUCKING CORPSES around me!!! Soon enough the Guillermo looking usher who has been staring at me for a quarter and a half, walks over and says, "Hey, you need to cut that out".
http://rookery9.aviary.com.s3.amazonaws.com/3550500/3550721_859e_625x625.jpg
I immediately shut the fuck up, almost to the point of being scared to cheer for fear of being tossed. But, I decided to just keep it to good old 'Go Spurs Gos' and 'woohoo' and 'yeah' for the remainder. Still really loud, though. Then in the 4th quarter I accidentally let out an f-word in the form of an fucking adjective, and the sheriff walks over a split second later to "hey, WATCH THE F-WORD!" Yeah, I get it. A real shitty thing to do especially when a Spurs game should be considered a family-friendly outing. I would hate it if I took my son to his 1st Spurs game, only to have some jackass screaming profanities next to us, then go home to explain to my son what a pussyfart is.
Anyway, I'll get to the point.
After the game, I was issued the previously mentioned "yellow card". I don't remember the exact words that were on it, but I'll paraphrase:
ANY INTERACTION BETWEEN THE SPECTATORS AND THE PLAYERS AND/OR ALL COACHES IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED
Then I kinda felt like an asshole. It kinda made sense, why he told me to shut it, even if they are professional athletes.
So, I could have been out of line, maybe not. And I don't know who to blame if I wasn't outta line. The NBA? The ATT Center? Guillermo???
Whatcu think?