Andray Blatche - The Triple-Double Whore

[fo'shizzle]

LOL at this guy
Pretty hilarious :lol

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[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

:lmao

[Texas_Ranger]

Hahhahaha. :lmao

How the fuck did Andray Blatche get 13 assists?!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

His teammate is kind of a dickhead.

[nkdlunch]

holy shit.

[gaKNOW!blee]

lmao what a jackass

[Kamnik]

funny :D

[Mel_13]

It's been said before.

Multi-million dollar talent.

Two cent brain.

[jag]

Basically when you play the Nets you can act a fool and it's no big deal...because you're playing the nets.

[dirk4mvp]

Basically when you play the Nets you can act a fool and it's no big deal...because you're playing the nets.

lol spurs

[Mel_13]

QUOTE OF THE NIGHT

"I thought I did. I thought I did. My teammate robbed me, man. My own teammate robbed me. I was shocked and appalled."

-- Wizards forward Andray Blatche joking after falling one rebound short of his first career triple-double

http://espn.go.com/nba/dailydime/_/page/dime-100404/daily-dime

[fo'shizzle]

I feel sorry for this guy really.
He's desperate enough to talk with Yi to give him the rebound on the FT. :lmao
And Yi shook his head! :lmao

Given the same situation, I believe he'll pull off a Ricky Davis :rollin

[fo'shizzle]

His teammate is kind of a dickhead.

I guess he was not briefed on the conquest. :rollin
But hey, the ball lands on his hands. What he gonna do?

[Dex]

His teammate is kind of a dickhead.

That airball probably would've sailed out of bounds if his teammate hadn't been there to catch it. The only thing he could've done was like...tap it or volleyball set it to Blatche or something....but oh well.

The lols are better anyways. :downspin:

[jag]

lol spurs

lol memphis

[dirk4mvp]

lol memphis

you just can't do things like that.

[jag]

you just can't do things like that.

memphrica, bro....memphrica

[dirk4mvp]

memphrica, bro....memphrica

haters gonna hate.

[jag]

haters gonna hate.

http://www.ladyobama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Justin+Bieber+first+photoshoot.jpg

The Biebs knows about haters. dirt off your shoulder, brah

[Halberto]

I don't blame him for being aggressive to get that last rebound, as long as it's a natural play. Got pretty ridiculous at the end there.

[Pero]

LMAO he asked Liang to let him have his rebound??? :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

It got really bad at the end, way worse than when Ricky Davis was in the same situation.

[Dookie Crew]

you just can't do things like that.


ha! det's what I woulda done.

[jag]

:lol dookie crew

[MookieCrew]

ha! det's what I woulda done.

dirk4mvp isn't going to want to go to the sidelines and talk to the olllllllllll ball coach efter det one.

[Dookie Crew]

dirk4mvp isn't going to want to go to the sidelines and talk to the olllllllllll ball coach efter det one.


Yew jess kent dew tenks like det

[in2deep]

Blatche to Yi: "I'll suck your dick...."

[lil_penny]

Bwhahaha

[Girasuck]

Sorry but this doesn't come close to what Ricky Davis did. I'm still pissed DeShawn didn't tackle him or run up to him and hit him in the face.

[Pero]

Sorry but this doesn't come close to what Ricky Davis did. I'm still pissed DeShawn didn't tackle him or run up to him and hit him in the face.

Didn't Davis just intentionally miss a shot?
Blatche got upset because a team mate got a rebound instead of him, asked a player of the opposing team to let him get a rebound (hello?!), and then demanded the ball with 4 seconds left to run to the other side, shoot and try to get a rebound.
How does this not come close?! :wtf

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Bob Sura's stupidity will always be the gold standard for Triple Double chasing in my book.

And a hearty "lol" for a guy with a solicitation arrest on his record being a called a whore.

[SpursRulez4eVeR]

:lmao that shit is funny

[picc84]

If Blatche tried that hard during the rest of the game he'd be an allstar. Never seen so much hustle, so much focus and drive. :lol

[Girasuck]

Didn't Davis just intentionally miss a shot?
Blatche got upset because a team mate got a rebound instead of him, asked a player of the opposing team to let him get a rebound (hello?!), and then demanded the ball with 4 seconds left to run to the other side, shoot and try to get a rebound.
How does this not come close?! :wtf

Davis intentionally missed a shot...AT HIS OWN BASKET! Yes Blatche was acting like an idiot going after his triple double but it doesn't come close to the pathetic attempt made by Davis.

[Pero]

Davis intentionally missed a shot...AT HIS OWN BASKET!

Wow seriously? Did not know that.

[bdictjames]

What a bitch..

[The Great Fantastic]

"Let me feel up on that board, Yi. Man, I got these tuna rolls, man."

You could argue that sushi is japanese, not chinese. But you would have to feel that Blatche came close enough considering the antics that he has displayed and the decisions that he has made throughout his NBA career. This is Blatche at his best.

What a trainwreck.

[Scola]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Girasuck]

Wow seriously? Did not know that.

Actually meant to say at Utah's basket, but you get the idea.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

:lmao @Blatche.


It got really bad at the end, way worse than when Ricky Davis was in the same situation.

So that was worse than shooting at your own basket? Now way.

[Brazil]

Hahhahaha. :lmao

How the fuck did Andray Blatche get 13 assists?!!

the last four games he has cumulated 27 assists oh and :lmao at his miserable triple attempt. This guy is a fantasy player killer but a huge idiot

[lefty]

Wow :lmao


But what a douchebag really


Remember when Ricky Davis did that vs Utah, DeShawn Stevenson threw him down.

After the game, Jerry Sloan said that he would have done the same thing

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[ffadicted]

lol showing class here just like Ginobili did when he almost had his

[Mark in Austin]

Blatche has been great on my fantasy team and all, but Jesus that was a bitch ass move.

[lennyalderette]

dirk4mvp isn't going to want to go to the sidelines and talk to the olllllllllll ball coach efter det one.
:lmao

[Pero]

Actually meant to say at Utah's basket, but you get the idea.

Oh in that case, no I don't. Blatche shot with the intention to miss to get a rebound at the end too, just wasn't enough time to pull it off. Add to that the other things and you can't say Davis' is worse.

[Pero]

Oh in that case, no I don't. Blatche shot with the intention to miss to get a rebound at the end too, just wasn't enough time to pull it off. Add to that the other things and you can't say Davis' is worse.

After watching the replay again he did throw the ball at his own basket.

[fo'shizzle]

So that was worse than shooting at your own basket? Now way.

I honestly believe that if there is one player in the NBA who's going to pull that right now, it's going to be Blatche. :lol
I guess he's just dumb enough to realize that, technically, he can do that :rollin

But you gotta admit that asking the opposing player to give him the rebound is way up there

[TDMVPDPOY]

is he on a contract year?

[024]

Davis intentionally missed a shot...AT HIS OWN BASKET! Yes Blatche was acting like an idiot going after his triple double but it doesn't come close to the pathetic attempt made by Davis.
i'm sure if blatche was smart enough, he would have thrown it off his own basket. he obviously did not think of that.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

I honestly believe that if there is one player in the NBA who's going to pull that right now, it's going to be Blatche. :lol
I guess he's just dumb enough to realize that, technically, he can do that :rollin

But you gotta admit that asking the opposing player to give him the rebound is way up there

It's up there, but he didn't potentially cost his team two points - that is a whole different level of douchey thinking. :lol

The funniest part was when Yi cockblocked him.

I bet Blatche has a triple double or two next year though... this is just an expression of the societal instant gratification complex.