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Blake
04-06-2010, 08:43 PM
Top 5

5. Thunder
4. Magic
3. Heat
2. Nuggets
1. Lakers
gaKNOW!blee
04-06-2010, 08:45 PM
ok
Blake
04-06-2010, 08:48 PM
ok

:tu
lefty
04-06-2010, 08:54 PM
Lakers
Blake
04-06-2010, 08:59 PM
You know whats ironic. All of these teams will curb stomp the Spurs in the playoffs.

not the heat.
dickface
04-06-2010, 08:59 PM
Thunder is the worst by a mile, imho. Raptors is really lame too.

top 5 best nicknames tbh:

1. Pistons
2. Celtics
3. Bulls
4. Mavericks
5. Spurs
LakerHater
04-06-2010, 09:21 PM
You know whats ironic. All of these teams will curb stomp the Spurs in the playoffs.
Awe, look whos back.
FkLA
04-06-2010, 09:24 PM
teams who relocated and names dont fit anymore are up there...jazz, lakers, etc. than there's the high school style names like thunder, raptors, bobcats, etc. nuggets and clippers would be odd ones, cause I always think nailclippers and chicken nuggets when i hear those names pretty sure thats not the meaning behind those nicknames though.
Blake
04-06-2010, 09:50 PM
teams who relocated and names dont fit anymore are up there...jazz, lakers, etc. than there's the high school style names like thunder, raptors, bobcats, etc. nuggets and clippers would be odd ones, cause I always think nailclippers and chicken nuggets when i hear those names pretty sure thats not the meaning behind those nicknames though.

pretty sure they are referring to Clipper ships and gold nuggets.
dirk4mvp
04-06-2010, 09:52 PM
What kind of retard doesn't know what Denver was associating the name 'Nuggets' with? Oh, it's Fkla
noob cake
04-06-2010, 10:00 PM
Top 5

5. Nuggets
4. Magic
3. Heat
2. Lakers
1. Thunder

Thunder is so lame. Supersonics, Sonics, Zombiesonics, Notsonics, OKC Sucks >>>>> Thunder
FkLA
04-06-2010, 10:01 PM
What kind of retard doesn't know what Denver was associating the name 'Nuggets' with? Oh, it's Fkla

son,

one i dont care to know the history of the city of denver and two your pussy is just hurt cause i call out your girl dirk and your girls in blue for the pussies that they are.
Findog
04-06-2010, 10:01 PM
Thunder is so lame. Supersonics, Sonics, Zombiesonics, Notsonics, OKC Sucks >>>>> Thunder

Seattle SloppySeconds
Bennett City Hijackers
The Team That Shall Not Be Named
Methlahoma City Blunder
Kai
04-06-2010, 10:04 PM
You know what's funny, the Rockets were named the Rockets in San Diego, before they moved to Houston, which is know for having NASA.
noob cake
04-06-2010, 10:08 PM
You know what's funny, the Rockets were named the Rockets in San Diego, before they moved to Houston, which is know for having NASA.

Because we realized that our name was great and fits Houston.

Thunder is just an abhorration to the NBA
Findog
04-06-2010, 10:14 PM
You know what's funny, the Rockets were named the Rockets in San Diego, before they moved to Houston, which is know for having NASA.

It's called Serendipity.
DUNCANownsKOBE2
04-06-2010, 10:26 PM
Seattle SloppySeconds
Bennett City Hijackers
The Team That Shall Not Be Named
Methlahoma City Blunder


I still like the following:

The OKC bombers
The OKC Carpet baggers
Findog
04-06-2010, 10:29 PM
I still like the following:

The OKC bombers
The OKC Carpet baggers

Had they gone in a singular route like Heat, Jazz or Magic, I like The Oklahoma Dust Bowl.
DUNCANownsKOBE2
04-06-2010, 10:34 PM
Had they gone in a singular route like Heat, Jazz or Magic, I like The Oklahoma Dust Bowl.


:lol or they could emulate one of the shittiest books of all time and call themselves the OKC Grapes of Wrath.
Findog
04-06-2010, 10:36 PM
:lol or they could emulate one of the shittiest books of all time and call themselves the OKC Grapes of Wrath.

I thought that was a well-done book, but that doesn't mean I want to read such a dreary and depressing story again. The literary equivalent of Requiem for a Dream.
DUNCANownsKOBE2
04-06-2010, 10:40 PM
I thought that was a well-done book, but that doesn't mean I want to read such a dreary and depressing story again. The literary equivalent of Requiem for a Dream.


I just hated the stupid essay prompts in high school about what the ending was supposed to symbolize. As far as I'm concerned it didn't symbolize shit. The old man was thirsty, the girl had a miscarriage, so she decided to put her breast feeding abilities to good use since no baby would need them. That's all there is to it.
Flux451
04-07-2010, 01:25 AM
You know whats ironic. All of these teams will curb stomp the Spurs in the playoffs.

link?
sook
04-07-2010, 02:15 AM
why does that motherfucker have a penis for an avatar, and Dr Manhattan in his sig?

I beg you not to quote his post and just ignore him, that is one dick too many.
timvpimp
04-07-2010, 02:49 AM
Thunder is the worst by a mile, imho. Raptors is really lame too.

top 5 best nicknames tbh:

1. Pistons
2. Celtics
3. Bulls
4. Mavericks
5. Spurs
it must hurt to sandwich your scrotum between your fatty thighs, doesn't it?
fo'shizzle
04-07-2010, 03:03 AM
Bobcats sons
DUNCANownsKOBE2
04-07-2010, 04:02 AM
why does that motherfucker have a penis for an avatar, and Dr Manhattan in his sig?


Um, my guess is it has something to do with his sn dickface.
namlook
04-07-2010, 04:06 AM
Thunder is the worst by a mile, imho. Raptors is really lame too.

top 5 best nicknames tbh:

1. Pistons
2. Celtics
3. Bulls
4. Mavericks
5. Spurs

Pistons - Not one of the best. The team is a car part? You could just as easily call them the Detroit Alternators.

Celtics - Again not a good name. Celtic refers to a cultural group of people. It's like naming a team the Croats.
wijayas
04-07-2010, 06:14 AM
Awe, look whos back.

:lol :lol :lol
No more pussy to be chased around, so yes, lakavulva is back! :lol
LnGrrrR
04-07-2010, 06:40 AM
:lol :lol :lol
No more pussy to be chased around, so yes, lakavulva is back! :lol

Lakaluva only trolls for pussy on Sunday nights... that's when the TRUE party girls are out. :)
djohn2oo8
04-07-2010, 08:43 AM
Lakaluva only trolls for pussy on Sunday nights... that's when the TRUE party girls are out. :)

More like the senior citizens
pauls931
04-07-2010, 08:47 AM
Gotta be the 'Wizards' demoted from Bullets.
dickface
04-07-2010, 09:07 AM
Pistons - Not one of the best. The team is a car part? You could just as easily call them the Detroit Alternators.

Celtics - Again not a good name. Celtic refers to a cultural group of people. It's like naming a team the Croats.

:lol i guess it's just a coincidence both those teams historically own the shit out of the Lakers.
Bartleby
04-07-2010, 09:07 AM
Gotta be the 'Wizards' demoted from Bullets.

That's one where they had to change the name because it was too appropriate.
resistanze
04-07-2010, 09:27 AM
Grizzlies
Raptors
Bobcats
Thunder (sounds like a WNBA team)
namlook
04-08-2010, 02:00 AM
:lol i guess it's just a coincidence both those teams historically own the shit out of the Lakers.

Bullshit.

The Lakers are 193-127 head to head with the Pistons and have beaten them 9 out of 12 playoff series.

The Celtics owned everyone in the 60s with teams that had like 7 Hall of Famers on them.

In the past 30 years the Lakers have won 9 championships and the Celtics 4.

Back to the drawing board for dickface...
Andrew Bynum
04-08-2010, 02:04 AM
They're all pretty gay imho
ezau
04-08-2010, 05:27 AM
Lakers
sinok
04-08-2010, 06:52 AM
I thought that was a well-done book, but that doesn't mean I want to read such a dreary and depressing story again. The literary equivalent of Requiem for a Dream.
By the way, Requiem for a Dream was a book to begin with. http://www.amazon.com/Requiem-Dream-Hubert-Selby-Jr/dp/0714530875/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1270727533&sr=1-1