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PeterBurns
04-07-2010, 11:06 PM
Caught in a Alley, and had to pick someone to bail you out. Who you picking?

1) Current Spur
2) All-Time Spur

(Frenchmen Exempt)

DPG21920
04-07-2010, 11:06 PM
Ime

lefty
04-07-2010, 11:09 PM
1. Blair
2.Terry Cummings

BlackSwordsMan
04-07-2010, 11:10 PM
I don't get this thread but I would fight bonner

benefactor
04-07-2010, 11:12 PM
vXXNcJ4fa7M

NRHector
04-07-2010, 11:12 PM
Juanito Blair
Mario Ellie

Mel_13
04-07-2010, 11:14 PM
Ime

Good call.

http://blogs.hoopshype.com/blogs/muoneke/2007/12/09/ime-the-great/

In the middle of the whole thing I heard Ime, literally in mid-swing of another opponent say,”Watch back, Gabe” and he calmly, I mean calmly, smeared a guy who, as I turned to see his warning, jumped from the stands with a chair to probably kill me or knock me out to where the crowd would have. I mean, Ime caught the guy in mid air with a fist and calmly continued his dispatching of oncoming people. He and other guys (yes, me too) were whoopin’ so many people the crowd backed up. True to the letter! But Ime had the most notches by far.

Creation88
04-07-2010, 11:14 PM
Kevin Willis

DPG21920
04-07-2010, 11:19 PM
Good call.

http://blogs.hoopshype.com/blogs/muoneke/2007/12/09/ime-the-great/

In the middle of the whole thing I heard Ime, literally in mid-swing of another opponent say,”Watch back, Gabe” and he calmly, I mean calmly, smeared a guy who, as I turned to see his warning, jumped from the stands with a chair to probably kill me or knock me out to where the crowd would have. I mean, Ime caught the guy in mid air with a fist and calmly continued his dispatching of oncoming people. He and other guys (yes, me too) were whoopin’ so many people the crowd backed up. True to the letter! But Ime had the most notches by far.

Yeah buddy. I feel so safe :lol

Chico
04-07-2010, 11:22 PM
The Admiral..

HarlemHeat37
04-07-2010, 11:24 PM
1- Tim Duncan..
2- Ime Udoka or Kurt Thomas..

urunobili
04-07-2010, 11:24 PM
kevin willis

+1

ohmwrecker
04-07-2010, 11:25 PM
1) Manu, but not on the second night of a back to back
2) Kevin Willis

NRHector
04-07-2010, 11:25 PM
The Admiral..The Admiral? he might try to cool off the fight and preaching with the bible

EmptyMan
04-07-2010, 11:32 PM
1) Blair
2) Coyote

Chico
04-07-2010, 11:33 PM
The Admiral? he might try to cool off the fight and preaching with the bible
You really think The Admiral wouldn't toss a few hoodlums around an alley? Beno?

DPG21920
04-07-2010, 11:33 PM
What do I win? I answered the fastest and had the only right answer.

tothrowed
04-07-2010, 11:34 PM
Dejuan blair
avery johnson
stephen jackson

these dudes would whoop some ass

jdev82
04-07-2010, 11:41 PM
kevin willis or kurt thomas. maybe rob horry too

hsxvvd
04-07-2010, 11:45 PM
Mengke Bateer

http://www.facts.org.cn/Pictures/news/200906/W020090618496791717550.jpg

Udokafan05
04-07-2010, 11:45 PM
Jackson is a good pick. You know he has a gun.

hsxvvd
04-07-2010, 11:46 PM
vXXNcJ4fa7M

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

You beat me to it!

ffadicted
04-07-2010, 11:49 PM
Keith Bogans folks lol

The Truth #6
04-07-2010, 11:51 PM
The Bruise Brothers.

G-Dawgg
04-07-2010, 11:57 PM
Definately Steven Jackson. He had Ron Artest's back vs the fans in Detroit.
Or maybe Vernon Maxwell.. Dude is pretty nuts too.

Supergirl
04-08-2010, 12:04 AM
Blair
Kevin Willis

hoopdreams11
04-08-2010, 12:05 AM
lloyd Daniels
Alvin Robertson
Vernon Maxwell

phyzik
04-08-2010, 12:09 AM
Ime Udoka

It's not even close....

http://thesilverandblack.blogspot.com/2007/12/ime-udoka-part-baller-part-ninja.html

Sisk
04-08-2010, 12:16 AM
Sjax

MaNu4Tres
04-08-2010, 12:16 AM
1) Keith Bogans
2) Antoine Carr

HankChinaski
04-08-2010, 12:22 AM
Kevin Willis
Mario Ellie
Stephen Jackson
Blair

Mel_13
04-08-2010, 12:25 AM
From another thread:


http://i39.tinypic.com/6dzqef.gif

It's hard not to imagine him with a knife, slitting the throat of someone and walking away as the body hits the floor.

Assassin . . .

mfanatic
04-08-2010, 12:26 AM
Dennis rodman without a doubt!

DesignatedT
04-08-2010, 12:27 AM
shane heal. that boy could throw down.

Chieflion
04-08-2010, 12:28 AM
Dennis Rodman, no question.

mabrignani
04-08-2010, 12:32 AM
1) Manu - south americans are crazy
2) Dennis Rodman - crazy and black
Stephen Jackson - Port Arthur Texas and black and crazy enough to go into the crowd and fight

Cry Havoc
04-08-2010, 12:45 AM
Probably David Robinson. If it started hitting the wall, I would not want to see that man angry. Gymnastic champion, ripped to hell, and 7 foot 1? He could dismantle most people with one arm. He may be a Christian, but he'd still defend himself, and lay some people out doing it.

Russ
04-08-2010, 12:49 AM
Manu. I can't see him losing at anything.

phxspurfan
04-08-2010, 12:54 AM
Coach Pop (appropriate fear), and

Gervin. We would win, with unmatched 70's style.

RuffnReadyOzStyle
04-08-2010, 12:56 AM
Ime

Beat me to it. :tu

Current Spurs - Bogans. I'd say Grizzly, but he doesn't seem like the violent type. :lol

ezau
04-08-2010, 12:58 AM
Hands down, it's Ime

Libri
04-08-2010, 01:06 AM
Mengke Bateer

Bukefal
04-08-2010, 01:08 AM
:lol Blair!

Blackjack
04-08-2010, 01:09 AM
Ime: nuff said.

Mad Max: quick, crazy sonbitch.

Manu: great hands and feet, tough as nails and awkward as hell.

Tim: ridiculous reach, absorbs pain really well and his size will eventually win out. (I'm sure he's picked up a thing or two watching MMA as well.)

Robert Horry: he might be as crazy as Max; seriously. You want this guy on your side because he'll do whatever it takes. You won't like him when he's angry . . .

Jax: the gun's mightier than the fist. ;)

Sean Cagney
04-08-2010, 01:10 AM
Kevin Willis, Jackson and Blair, I would win all fights with those dudes lol...

TDMVPDPOY
04-08-2010, 02:48 AM
tony machoman massenburg

onarollbaby
04-08-2010, 02:53 AM
Artis Gilmore, Size does matter (7-2, 7-5 with the afro)

kace
04-08-2010, 03:02 AM
next PeterBurns thread: which Spur has the bigger dick ? (Hill jokes expected..)

what a great poster you are PeterBurns. i hope you're 12, otherwise you're just stupid.

FeZZy
04-08-2010, 03:38 AM
Tony Massenburg

I_Speak_4_Dallas_Fan
04-08-2010, 03:39 AM
I would want RJ. He would try and suck the other guys dick giving me ample time to run away.

DMX7
04-08-2010, 03:40 AM
Kevin Willis in his prime.


I would want RJ. He would try and suck the other guys dick giving me ample time to run away.

Yeah, but it wouldn't work since you'd get caught staring.

jiggy_55
04-08-2010, 04:21 AM
1- Heavy D!
2- Ime

#2!
04-08-2010, 04:58 AM
Blair

All time: Ime
Rodman second

OrEmuN
04-08-2010, 08:15 AM
1. CIA Pop
2. Ime

TimmehC
04-08-2010, 08:22 AM
Current: Bogans
Past: Kevin Willis, no doubt. Honorable mention to Ime.

bigdog
04-08-2010, 09:48 AM
Keith Bogans
Tony Massenburg

LongtimeSpursFan
04-08-2010, 09:56 AM
Keith Bogans
Alving Robertson - dat dude is thug

Beaverfuzz
04-08-2010, 10:12 AM
Artis Gilmore's left lamb chop
Artis Gilmore's right lamb chop

CFH
04-08-2010, 10:24 AM
Keith Bogans cause he looks like a bulldog.

rascal
04-08-2010, 11:12 AM
The Admiral..

The Admiral would run before fighting.

JR3
04-08-2010, 11:21 AM
The Admiral would run before fighting.

I don't know about this.... you mess with the admiral, you mess with God... and I wouldn't mess with God...

BronxCowboy
04-08-2010, 11:21 AM
Some good thoughts out there... would be hard to go wrong with several of these guys. I think I like Tony Massenburg or Kevin Willis, personally.

The only one I really would disagree with is Jax. Yes, he was crazy enough to go into the stands, but if you really watched that Detroit brawl, he can't throw a punch worth shit. The only way I want him on my side is if he's packing heat, and even then who knows if he can hit a barn.

Edit: Really couldn't go wrong with Artis Gilmore. Or Mengke Bateer if he has a coconut.

BillMc
04-08-2010, 11:28 AM
1) Manu (I'd say Blair but his fear of that bat made me wonder...)
2) Bruce Bowen (Don't you remember the flying kick?)

Ed Helicopter Jones
04-08-2010, 11:32 AM
Artis Gilmore's left lamb chop
Artis Gilmore's right lamb chop

:lol

That was good.

ohmwrecker
04-08-2010, 11:37 AM
1) Manu (I'd say Blair but his fear of that bat made me wonder...)
2) Bruce Bowen (Don't you remember the flying kick?)

Manu is wiry and crafty and looks like he can handle a blade. Bruce would be good if you were being attacked by a guy with a basketball.

yavozerb
04-08-2010, 11:38 AM
I would go with Steve Kerr...Guy can be cold (doesnt have to be warmed up) and still woop some ass..and plus whoever would be about to kick our ass would probably think, " these 2 little ass white guys must be crazy to come into an alley by themselves"..:ihit

sandman
04-08-2010, 11:52 AM
First, what is with all the Kevin Willis love? I don't care if he had guns that could rival DRob's. The dude had short T-Rex arms.

Second, DRob never sought confrontation, and may have been image conscious to avoid it most of his career, but that ONE moment when he let slip and grabbed Joe Smith, you knew the man was capable of voilence.

Dex
04-08-2010, 11:53 AM
Blair
Kevin Willis

Doctor J
04-08-2010, 11:55 AM
1. Sidney Green - Man, he was a ferocious fighter in the 80s.

2. Ime Udoka - A real tough nasty guy. Bonzi Wells was scared of this man.

3. Dejuan Blair - His boy and strength. No doubt!

alamo50
04-08-2010, 12:04 PM
Mark Bryant.

mardigan
04-08-2010, 12:16 PM
Frank Brickowski
That's all I would need.

easy7
04-08-2010, 12:33 PM
I would have liked to say Bogans but everyone will run past him, kick my ass while he stands there and smiles. So Ime is my choice or Bowen Fu if is a bunch of thuggish ladies who like to steal customers from other people's business..

Old School 44
04-08-2010, 12:36 PM
For you old schoolers - Mark Olberding.

Or AJ or DRob - they'd give a sermon so long, you'd forget what you're in the alley for.

TampaDude
04-08-2010, 01:36 PM
Current: Blair

All-Time: DRob

TampaDude
04-08-2010, 01:39 PM
Probably David Robinson. If it started hitting the wall, I would not want to see that man angry. Gymnastic champion, ripped to hell, and 7 foot 1? He could dismantle most people with one arm. He may be a Christian, but he'd still defend himself, and lay some people out doing it.

+1

If they built a bronze statue of David Robinson, the statue would have to hit the gym three times a week to look as good as DRob. :hat

Spurs808
04-08-2010, 01:59 PM
sjax, rodman, blair, ime, and KT

Calavera
04-08-2010, 02:48 PM
Red Rocket - ginger hyper extended midget; also everyone should be afraid of going into a fight with a guy named Bonner. Just too many coincidences here :)

Denis Rodman is scary too, but only if he`s not in a skirt...

wildbill2u
04-08-2010, 02:57 PM
The Old School

Ya gotta give some thought to Dennis Rodman. You want a crazy mofo who's also nasty. I thought he was one of the dirtiest players we ever had.

Going way back, we had an enforcer PF on the Bruise Bros named Rich Jones. His normal facial expression and attitude was killer and he had an on court disposition to match.
Steve Jax would hold your back and not your coat.
Ime Udoka has a rep as a brawler.

Current players

Manu is a really nice guy--but if he had no choice but to fight, would you want to be up against him in a back-alley fight for your life? I don't think so.

101A
04-08-2010, 03:16 PM
The Old School

Ya gotta give some thought to Dennis Rodman. You want a crazy mofo who's also nasty. I thought he was one of the dirtiest players we ever had.

Going way back, we had an enforcer PF on the Bruise Bros named Rich Jones. His normal facial expression and attitude was killer and he had an on court disposition to match.
Steve Jax would hold your back and not your coat.
Ime Udoka has a rep as a brawler.

Current players

Manu is a really nice guy--but if he had no choice but to fight, would you want to be up against him in a back-alley fight for your life? I don't think so.


Gilmore.

They have weight classes in ALL fighting sports for a reason.

SpursFanFirst
04-08-2010, 03:42 PM
Stephen Jackson or Rodman. :ihit

pjjrfan
04-08-2010, 04:58 PM
Current Spurs, Blair
past spurs- Mark Olberding. dude was solid.

wildbill2u
04-08-2010, 05:10 PM
Everyone keeps talking about Gilmore, probably because he was so big, but he was really a gentle giant. The one time he got in a NBA fight, he got punched out by 6'9" 215 lb. Maurice Lucas from Portland, who is my all league pick for this thread.

Any old time fan can tell you that Lucas was an enforcer like no other. Well, Maybe Clyde Lovellette, but that tells you my age.

50Bestspurever
04-08-2010, 06:21 PM
Jerome Kersey would wipe the floor with all of the above. dude was a bad man. i remember Sean Elliott said he gave him nightmares. :lol

BestPFInTheGame21
04-09-2010, 10:33 AM
http://www.basketpedya.com/images/j188.jpg

Jud.

/thread

Sec24Row7
04-09-2010, 11:56 AM
Vernon Maxwell or Alvin because they would bring guns.

Blackjack
04-09-2010, 12:09 PM
Ya know, I caught a little of STSA yesterday and they touched on something that I didn't really think about before: the Spurs' young guys could probably clear a room or two.

I knew I liked Hill, Hairston and Blair for the toughness they all bring to the court, but I'm guessing that trio could do some serious damage . . .

BanditHiro
04-09-2010, 12:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlMEgoZaji0

Bruce Bowen

sa_butta
04-09-2010, 12:16 PM
Roger Mason- he throws bricks very accurately
Dennis Rodman - need I say more??

nkdlunch
04-09-2010, 12:28 PM
I would go to Irak with these 5 mofos

1. Kevin Willis
2. Kurt Thomas
3. Dejuan Blair
4. Ime Udoka
5. Keith Bogans

Duff McCartney
04-09-2010, 12:44 PM
avery johnson

I will not be mishandled!

purist
04-09-2010, 12:55 PM
For you old schoolers - Mark Olberding.

Or AJ or DRob - they'd give a sermon so long, you'd forget what you're in the alley for.

+1 for Olberding. If he never backed down from Darryl Dawkins, I doubt he'd back down from anyone.

lebomb
04-09-2010, 12:57 PM
Jerome Kersey, Big Dog, Willis, Cummings and Blair

lebomb
04-09-2010, 01:00 PM
Shit!!!! Forgot about GENE BANKS!!!! Dude would knock your dick in the dirt!!!

Dr Cox
04-09-2010, 01:01 PM
i remember them talking about when the spurs did boxing for an offseason workout and duncan was the best boxer...


so i would take him
and blair

anmd bonner...if he wore his new balences

Bambililos
04-09-2010, 01:04 PM
1) Blair
2) Bowen

Drewlius
04-09-2010, 01:15 PM
Antoine Carr

DJB
04-09-2010, 04:06 PM
1) Blair
2) Coyote

:lol:lol

mexpurs21
04-09-2010, 04:29 PM
Jackie Butler

GSH
04-09-2010, 04:36 PM
If I knew Tony Massenerg or Kevin Willis had my back, I'd feel safe. Robert Horry gets honorable mention.

Come to think of it... Danny Ferry was a tough sonofabitch. Bald-headed white guys get overlooked, but he used to put some serious wood on people, and he never showed any signs of backing down to anyone.

blkroadrunners
04-09-2010, 04:39 PM
If I knew Tony Massenerg or Kevin Willis had my back, I'd feel safe. Robert Horry gets honorable mention.

Come to think of it... Danny Ferry was a tough sonofabitch. Bald-headed white guys get overlooked, but he used to put some serious wood on people, and he never showed any signs of backing down to anyone.

I wouldn't be so sure...


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=1456267

GSH
04-09-2010, 05:02 PM
Mengke Bateer

That's funny. If you need someone to be a distraction while you run away, Bateer would have to be on your list. Along with Will Perdue, Rasho, Sean Marks, Carl Herrera, and Jaren Fatass Jackson.:wow


I wouldn't be so sure...


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=1456267

That was because Ferry got up in Camby's shit. And Camby waited till Ferry's back was turned before he grew a pair, didn't he?

He then lunged after Ferry, who had his back turned on the sideline at the time, with a punch. "He poked me in the eye, bloodied me up," Camby told teammate Larry Johnson later that night. "I wasn't going to hit him until I saw the blood in my eye." Translation - he wasn't going to hit him until he saw the back of Ferry's head.

But if I ever needed help fighting Jeff Van Gundy, I would definitely call Camby.

raspsa
04-09-2010, 05:24 PM
Mengke would be scary in a dark alley.. even in the light of day..LOL

UnWantedTheory
04-09-2010, 06:08 PM
Only one terry cummings pick? I mean I have only read the first page, but I would have thought more of TC would be in the mix.

senorglory
04-09-2010, 09:08 PM
Shit!!!! Forgot about GENE BANKS!!!! Dude would knock your dick in the dirt!!!

Well, he looks pretty tough.

http://caimages.collectors.com/psaimages/505/08983164/1987FBP9.jpg

senorglory
04-09-2010, 09:20 PM
Second, DRob never sought confrontation, and may have been image conscious to avoid it most of his career, but that ONE moment when he let slip and grabbed Joe Smith, you knew the man was capable of voilence.


Spurs finish off Timberwolves (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/nba/1999/playoffs/western/news/1999/05/15/spurs_twolves_game4/index.html) Posted: Saturday May 15, 1999 on cnnsi.com:

Robinson and Joe Smith, two of the league's most mild-mannered players, tangled just before halftime, and Mario Elie, who was in the trainer's room for stitches above his right eye thanks to an Anthony Peeler elbow, was whooping and hollering.

"I was watching that on TV and I said, 'Is that David Robinson on our team ready to fight?'" Elie said. "I love that. David's got to show some emotion. You know guys can't just bully him around. This guy's got pride and he's strong.

"It was good to see him react like that," Elie added. "A guy threatens your manhood and you've got to step up. That's what Dave did and it sort of got him fired up and he came out and had a terrific second half for us."

senorglory
04-09-2010, 09:23 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Funny%20Situation/Fight/58f0d4ac.gif

senorglory
04-09-2010, 09:27 PM
Here's Brickowski man-handling Rodman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htRsHwtsWic&feature=related

8FOR!3
04-09-2010, 09:39 PM
Props to whoever said Shane Heal. Tough fucker.