If you are about to fake a birth certificate...

[timvpimp]

of which state will it be? Imagine you weren't born in American soil but you always want to be a complete American who was born and raised in America. I would like a birth certificate of Hawaii because...

1. Hawaii has a population relatively small and there isn't any unique accent of Hawaii like the South Californian accent, so my pretense and my fated certificate would be pretty credible without any concern of getting exposed by the recognition of my accent.

2. Hawaii is so remote it's naturally easier to fake a birth certificate there than in any other state in American continent.

3. I'm black but I hate it when I'm called the descendant of slaves. Depending on the knowledge about American history I learned from school, I know Hawaii wasn't a state adorned with plentiful quarries and goldmines so slaves weren't common there in the same years when they were widely enslaved in many other states of America. I don't have the Magic to bleach myself and I know my ancestors were truthfully slaves, I just want to make myself less distressed about my ancestry and I have a dream from childhood of becoming a respectable politician, for which I believe a decent lineage should be necessary.


What is your favorite state if you're going to fate yourself a birth certificate of this state? discuss...

[balli]

You're fucking retarded. Get hit by a bus today you fucking chump bitch.

[fraga]

Lame!!!

[Stringer_Bell]

What is your favorite state if you're going to fate yourself a birth certificate of this state? discuss...

If I'm going to fate myself a birth certificate? Hmmm, I dunno about that. I'd probably fate myself to Texas, nobody fucks with Texas.

Also, copy and paste job? :(

[EmptyMan]

of which state will it be? Imagine you weren't born in American soil but you always want to be a complete American who was born and raised in America. I would like a birth certificate of Hawaii because...

1. Hawaii has a population relatively small and there isn't any unique accent of Hawaii like the South Californian accent, so my pretense and my fated certificate would be pretty credible without any concern of getting exposed by the recognition of my accent.

2. Hawaii is so remote it's naturally easier to fake a birth certificate there than in any other state in American continent.

3. I'm black but I hate it when I'm called the descendant of slaves. Depending on the knowledge about American history I learned from school, I know Hawaii wasn't a state adorned with plentiful quarries and goldmines so slaves weren't common there in the same years when they were widely enslaved in many other states of America. I don't have the Magic to bleach myself and I know my ancestors were truthfully slaves, I just want to make myself less distressed about my ancestry and I have a dream from childhood of becoming a respectable politician, for which I believe a decent lineage should be necessary.


What is your favorite state if you're going to fate yourself a birth certificate of this state? discuss...

lol, funny you should say that...

[Greg Oden]

You're fucking retarded. Get hit by a bus today you fucking chump bitch.

:lmao obviously he touched a nerve, you fucking sissy sack of shit.

[balli]

:lmao obviously he touched a nerve, you fucking sissy sack of shit.

hardly. I didn't need this thread to decide the average teabagger should be wiped off the face of Earth.

[z0sa]

hardly. I didn't need this thread to know the average teabagger should be wiped off the face of Earth.

I don't think anyone would mind a scarred patch of earth and ash where you're currently sitting, either.

[McLovin]

Be a Hawaiian organ donor!

[Wild Cobra]

My God man...

I fucking hate Obama, but can we stop with the Birth Certificate propaganda?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I'd fake one from Hawaii too but mostly so I could tell people that I'm Tom Selleck's bastard son that he sired while Magnum P.I. was filming on location.

[bus driver]

i would fake it from puerto rico

[Ignignokt]

I faked it with balli's mom, told her i was dehydrated.

[jack sommerset]

I would get mine from some guy my age that died a few years earlier. Then change my name.

[mookie2001]

How do you fake a 50 year old newspaper?

[DMX7]

Birth-er

[EmptyMan]

How do you fake a 50 year old newspaper?

NWO has time machines bro. Quit acting stupid and WAKE UP







WAKE UP!!!!!!












TIME MACHINES

[ChumpDumper]

The only fake birth certificates I have ever seen listed Kenya at the country of birth.

[Sisk]

http://www.libertyshirtmarket.com/v/vspfiles/photos/503-2T.jpg


:stirpot:

[Scola]

Pink this MOFO OP Already.

[word]

Just go collect some census returns and make yourself whoever you want.

[fraga]

http://www.bartcop.com/palin_stump.jpg

[LnGrrrR]

of which state will it be? Imagine you weren't born in American soil but you always want to be a complete American who was born and raised in America. I would like a birth certificate of Hawaii because...

1. Hawaii has a population relatively small and there isn't any unique accent of Hawaii like the South Californian accent, so my pretense and my fated certificate would be pretty credible without any concern of getting exposed by the recognition of my accent.

2. Hawaii is so remote it's naturally easier to fake a birth certificate there than in any other state in American continent.

3. I'm black but I hate it when I'm called the descendant of slaves. Depending on the knowledge about American history I learned from school, I know Hawaii wasn't a state adorned with plentiful quarries and goldmines so slaves weren't common there in the same years when they were widely enslaved in many other states of America. I don't have the Magic to bleach myself and I know my ancestors were truthfully slaves, I just want to make myself less distressed about my ancestry and I have a dream from childhood of becoming a respectable politician, for which I believe a decent lineage should be necessary.


What is your favorite state if you're going to fate yourself a birth certificate of this state? discuss...

You're an idiot. Have you ever even BEEN to Hawaii? Heck, they have their own language here. And since it's so small, it's hard to act like you're from there if you didn't grow up there.

Also, you're a f*cking idiot.

[timvpimp]

You're an idiot. Have you ever even BEEN to Hawaii? Heck, they have their own language here. And since it's so small, it's hard to act like you're from there if you didn't grow up there.

Also, you're a f*cking idiot.
Have you ever made a thorough description of a typical Hawaiian and compared it to some guys who claimed they were born there? I didn't say anything indicating I was from Hawaii or whatsoever, what I did was nothing but thinking about some means of faking a birth certificate profoundly, which wasn't enough to make me a fucking idiot IMHO. Only those who actually did fake such certificates are worthy of insulting I tell you.

[ChumpDumper]

Do you know of anyone who faked a birth certificate?

[LnGrrrR]

Have you ever made a thorough description of a typical Hawaiian and compared it to some guys who claimed they were born there? I didn't say anything indicating I was from Hawaii or whatsoever, what I did was nothing but thinking about some means of faking a birth certificate profoundly, which wasn't enough to make me a fucking idiot IMHO. Only those who actually did fake such certificates are worthy of insulting I tell you.

I know you aren't from Hawaii, or have stayed there for any lengthy amount of time. Why? Because I live in Hawaii now, and it's pretty obvious to the locals if you didn't grow up here.

Stop trolling.

[DarkReign]

I know you aren't from Hawaii, or have stayed there for any lengthy amount of time. Why? Because I live in Hawaii now, and it's pretty obvious to the locals if you didn't grow up here.

Stop trolling.

Bitch = slapped.

[DisAsTerBot]

Do you know of anyone who faked a birth certificate?

always such thought provoking questions....

[Cry Havoc]

This guy needs to be pinked.

[admiralsnackbar]

Obama won?

"Bush won?" is a much more contentious and legitimate issue.

[2Blonde]

Lngrrr,
Where do you live in HI? My husband is from there. He grew up in Ewa Beach. You're right about outsiders... who, other than locals could account for consumption of 99.9% of the Spam produced worldwide?!?!