The 2009-2010 NBA forum MVP poster thread

[James David Manning]

The mouth breathers have this thread upstairs so we should have one, plus it's always funny to see people get really butt hurt about not being on any list.

THE GREAT James David Manning's MVP:

BRHornet45 - I find you to be an annoying racist for the most part who contributes nothing, but I feel obligated to support you since you support me. God bless sons.

[FkLA]

<--- R.O.Y. :cheer

[James David Manning]

tbh it's lame to nominate youself for ROY. Plus it's hard to win ROY when you had a naked Asian dude as your sig for a week.

[IronMexican]

duhoh wins ROY easily.

[MiamiHeat]

tbh it's lame to nominate youself for ROY. Plus it's hard to win ROY when you had a naked Asian dude as your sig for a week.

i think it was child porn on top of that, ugh dont remind me

[badfish22]

dirk4mvp4mvp

[badfish22]

Just wanted to say that because it sounded cool tbh.
My real vote for MVP is the Native American troll. Every post he makes is funny, meaning you get a lot of value per post. Thus, he is my MVP.

[HarlemHeat37]

Co-MVPs: MiamiHeat and ChrisRichards, I can't pick one..
Most Knowledgeable: Mogrovejo, JamStone..
Worst poster: 21_Blessings, Cobbler..
Best troll: Native American..
Co-ROY: D-Wade#3 and midnightpulp for constantly shitting on Luva..

[IronMexican]

This season wasn't as good as last season for trolls. Probably has to do with mono posting less. Donnie Nelson was great last season, as was Hubie Brown in his scarce use.

[badfish22]

John Hollinger was a great troll imho

[badfish22]

midnightpulp is my vote for ROY easily. Hilarious.

[IronMexican]

Although Hubie wasn't a mono troll, he was great.

[BRHornet45]

son I contribute a lot to this forum. stop the hate. God bless

[lil_penny]

native american and john hollinger are great

[FkLA]

Hollinger is somewhat creative, but he honestly cant touch Native American. That troll is on a whole other level than the rest of the competition.

[cobbler]

LOL at Harlem picking the only two posters more ignorant than himself for MVP. Does the vote really count when you pick your own alter egos? :lol

[Tom Slick]

Who could forget prepubescent boy following around mr. tee hee :lmao

:lmao

[ezau]

Wow, almost forgot Culburn

[me15lo]

me vote for jamstone

quality >>>>> quantity

[ezau]

Jamstone is a solid choice for the MVP plum

[Native American]

When the chief of a tribe dies, there is no blood line for the next chief. There is no appointment, no favored next in line. There is a competition, a series of tasks for anyone who is brave enough. The candidates must be great warriors, great hunters, and great leaders, and they must prove those things to the tribe. Selecting the chief, the choice is not taken lightly. It's like choosing the horse you will ride with for the rest of your life, or for the pale man, choosing his automobile. There are many different kinds. Bright and rich colors. There are big, small, and medium cars that might suit different individuals. They can add fancy accessories and shiny tokens. But the smart pale man starts with the engine. And by that I mean you can't go wrong if you got a good Injun. Don't fuck with a good Injun.

[Fpoonsie]

mono's prolly got my vote for best NBA forum poster, w/ Jamstone at about 1a.

Native American's an obvious shoe-in for Troll of the year.

Case in point ^

[stretch]

rappin shaq in da house........

[Rappin' Shaq]

I'm laughin at this shit, are yall muthafuckin kiddin me?
It's like you cunts forget me just cuz i'm stayin low key
I may be layin back but i'm stayin strapped, i still drop bombs on bitches
If a fool tries to attack the Rappin' Shaq, i'll put that faggot in stitches

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips just a buncha gibberish
and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Rappin' Shaq

I still shit on Kobe every chance I get, It's so sick dude
I sent that bitch Vanessa a weave made out of my dick pubes
Don't forget me again or I'll take a shit right in your face
Yo, NBA Forum, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

[Findog]

tbh it's lame to nominate youself for ROY. Plus it's hard to win ROY when you had a naked Asian dude as your sig for a week.

:lmao

[Brazil]

I'd say Mogrovejo, JamStone, Xylus, Findog, br45

[Native American]

Nature has taught us that you need not worry about the large beast with the menacing growl nearly as much as you need to take caution against the tiny and silent predator. In the history of the new world, the most deadly assassin in the animal kingdom has been the zankudos, or as the pale man calls moskitos. When they carried malaria hundreds of years ago, they would wipe out tens of thousands as quick as a thought, often doing their destruction without their victims even realizing they had been bitten. While if you look at the wild buffalo's sheer size, you could be hesitant to cross paths with one. However, while you would be wise to avoid a stampede, the truth is the wild buffalo would rather avoid confrontation himself. A fierce and confident yell will often encourage a wild buffalo to find another path. Similarly, you'd be surprised but it is the barnacle that has the largest ratio of penis to body mass of any animal. The very docile creature has a penis generally 40 times greater than the mass of the rest of its body. While, the chest pounding, king of the jungle, the gorilla has the smallest penis of all primates. So, take some thought when you see or approach a large, menacing beast who roars at you with the swagger of an evil and lethal demon. And by that I mean Rappin' Shaq = harmless emcee with little penis.

[kamikazi_player]

i'd like to see last year's troll champion Rappin Shaq' vs this year's troll champion Native American

[duhoh]

Native American is the troll of the year hands down!

[Ghazi]

odd bump

mogrovejo hands down!

[midnightpulp]

Just stumbled onto this thread. Thanks for the props Harlem and Badfish.

My votes:

MVPs: ManFromAcme (objective Lakerfan and super knowledgeable about the game) and Jamstone.

Worst posters: 21_Blessings, Koolaidman (pathetic rip off of Lakaluva).

Best trolls:

Comedy: Native_American.
Traditional: Lakaluva (his tactics may be cliche but they are efficient in getting responses. He's also not afraid to be a lolcow, which he often is.)

[BadOdor]

I agree with Iron that last year was a much better year for trolls, that was before kori put down the hammer though.

That being said, Jamstone is probably the best poster if we're talking basketball wise.

Trolling it would have to be Mono, with an honorable mention to DoK.

[mogrovejo]

odd bump

mogrovejo hands down!

+1