The Dallas Mavericks: A History of Choking

[nkdlunch]

The year was 1987, the Dallas Mavericks had won 55 games and topped the NBA Midwest Division.

"The Dallas Mavericks were the Midwest Division's top team that year, fourth-best in the entire league. Their opening round matchup had been the Supersonics, a team had barely squeaked into the playoffs. Dallas had won the first game going away, 151-129. The hometown headline said, DALLAS RIPS SONICS, LOOKS FOR SWEEP. But Seattle had eked out a two-point win in game two. The next headline said, DALLAS GETS NIPPED, SERIES TIED. Now the action had shifted to Seattle's home court. So had the momentum. Game three game down to SEATTLE DESTROYS MAVERICKS.

Two days later came a twenty-six point Seattle win and a headline that read, DALLAS CHOKES. "

from Pat Riley's book. He used that story as motivation for his 1987 Lakers.....


Thank you Dallas, for motivating champions throughout the times....

[Gary Neville]

Mavchokes

[Findog]

The year was 1987, the Dallas Mavericks had won 55 games and topped the NBA Midwest Division.

"The Dallas Mavericks were the Midwest Division's top team that year, fourth-best in the entire league. Their opening round matchup had been the Supersonics, a team had barely squeaked into the playoffs. Dallas had won the first game going away, 151-129. The hometown headline said, DALLAS RIPS SONICS, LOOKS FOR SWEEP. But Seattle had eked out a two-point win in game two. The next headline said, DALLAS GETS NIPPED, SERIES TIED. Now the action had shifted to Seattle's home court. So had the momentum. Game three game down to SEATTLE DESTROYS MAVERICKS.

Two days later came a twenty-six point Seattle win and a headline that read, DALLAS CHOKES. "

from Pat Riley's book. He used that story as motivation for his 1987 Lakers.....


Thank you Dallas, for motivating champions throughout the times....

Okay Sonic fan.

[clambake]

The year was 1987, the Dallas Mavericks had won 55 games and topped the NBA Midwest Division.

"The Dallas Mavericks were the Midwest Division's top team that year, fourth-best in the entire league. Their opening round matchup had been the Supersonics, a team had barely squeaked into the playoffs. Dallas had won the first game going away, 151-129. The hometown headline said, DALLAS RIPS SONICS, LOOKS FOR SWEEP. But Seattle had eked out a two-point win in game two. The next headline said, DALLAS GETS NIPPED, SERIES TIED. Now the action had shifted to Seattle's home court. So had the momentum. Game three game down to SEATTLE DESTROYS MAVERICKS.

Two days later came a twenty-six point Seattle win and a headline that read, DALLAS CHOKES. "

from Pat Riley's book. He used that story as motivation for his 1987 Lakers.....


Thank you Dallas, for motivating champions throughout the times....
glad we could help.

[Cane]

Might as well copy and paste this part too; nkdlunch may be obnoxious but he's nowhere near as bad as being a Mavs fan on a Spurs board that tries to argue what the hell choking even means :


From Dr. M Nichol's Blog:
http://blog.drmlnichols.net/2010/02/21/mark-cuban.aspx?ref=rss

Mark Cuban and Dallas Mavericks Prevent 2010 Playoff Choke
Mark Cuban, in your online biography it states you are willing to do whatever-it-takes for the Mavericks to win. This being true, if someone you really respected showed you, said and felt, “You will actually get an assistant coach who will give your team an edge, stop or prevent your players from choking, and cut your team’s playoff losses by two or three games this season” by signing him, would you then seriously consider doing so?
As one NFL team and olympic physician recently said to Dr M L Nichols,“You’ve got exactly what teams are looking for, it is your ability to turn a player around on a dime, on the field of play, during the game," and this is NOT therapy.

Dr M L Nichols is the neuro-science subject matter expert on preventing choking during clutch peak performance times and his techniques will decrease the on court game time choke.

ABNLP Board Certified N5297T


If this what you are seeking then call Dr M L Nichols Sports at 818 326-0668 and lets discuss!


Posted by Dr. Michael Nichols at 2/21/2010 7:15 PM


:lmao

[Findog]

he's nowhere near as bad as being a Mavs fan on a Spurs board that tries to argue what the hell choking even means :

Is your pussy hurt, burrito breath? Just click here for the mouth breather section if you don't want to interact with "obnoxious" Mav fans:

http://spurstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=2

[Höfner]

burrito breath?

It's funny how Dallas and Phoenix fan(s) go on about beaners and burritos like they aren't surrounded by the exact same Mexican culture.

[Findog]

It's funny how Dallas and Phoenix fan(s) go on about beaners and burritos like they aren't surrounded by the exact same Mexican culture.

Get real. Everybody knows that only in San Antonio can you get authentic Mexican cuisine at your local neighborhood taquiera, where they use real lard instead of whatever synthetic shit you get at Taco Cabana.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

It's funny how Dallas and Phoenix fan(s) go on about beaners and burritos like they aren't surrounded by the exact same Mexican culture.


Phoenix exercises several forms of beaner containment. Our county sheriff is a blatant racist who discourages Hispanics from living here by openly violating their human rights. San Antonio on the other hand embraces the bean culture, I know this because the name of their city is "San Antonio".

[dickface]

It's funny how Dallas and Phoenix fan(s) go on about beaners and burritos like they aren't surrounded by the exact same Mexican culture.

Yeah but the difference is that in Dallas we just hire them to mow our lawns. In San Antonio, you hire them to run the city.

[chichi!gettheyeyo]

the messicans bring the yeyo for your little sister.

show some respec, puto!

[mavsluva]

We've all fallen short of a goal at some point. I guess that makes us all chokers.

[Findog]

Yeah but the difference is that in Dallas we just hire them to mow our lawns. In San Antonio, you hire them to run the city.

Boom! Roasted!

[in2deep]

We've all fallen short of a goal at some point. I guess that makes us all chokers.

no. just the Dallas Mavericks

[Tom Slick]

my nigga dickface delivering haymakers

[ElNono]

This thread was long overdue... :corn:

[Findog]

This thread was long overdue.

I guess, it just should've been posted in the Vicariously living through other teams forum.

[Tom Slick]

I guess, it just should've been posted in the Vicariously living through other teams forum.

:lmao damn, spur fan is taking an early ass kicking

[Findog]

the messicans bring the yeyo for your little sister.

show some respec, puto!

Jesus I love you, but my rose bushes and lawn look like shit. Get it together, hombre.

[Cane]

Is your pussy hurt, burrito breath? Just click here for the mouth breather section if you don't want to interact with "obnoxious" Mav fans:

http://spurstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=2

Yea, except dumbasses like you and stretch attention whore there in addition to this subforum:

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150811

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150898

At least stretch knows wtf choking means. And I didn't call Mav fans obnoxious, you seem to fail at reading comprehension but thats no surprise since you're a Dallas fan posting on a Spurs board.

[ElNono]

I guess, it just should've been posted in the Vicariously living through other teams forum.

That's a long overdue Forum...

[Findog]

Yea, except dumbasses like you and stretch attention whore there in addition to this subforum:

I rarely if ever venture in there. I don't want the dumb and fat to rub off on me.


thats no surprise since you're a Dallas fan posting on a Spurs board

Why are you so pussyhurt that Kori hosts an NBA section for fans of other teams? There's the section upstairs anytime you don't want to venture beyond the safety of a a soggy quesadilla circle jerk.

[mavsfan1000]

We don't choke against the spurs though. :D

[Cane]

I rarely if ever venture in there. I don't want the dumb and fat to rub off on me.

You've already got enough of that apparently, hard for anything more to rub off when you're basically at the max already.



Why are you so pussyhurt that Kori hosts an NBA section for fans of other teams? There's the section upstairs anytime you don't want to venture beyond the safety of a a soggy quesadilla circle jerk.

Great excuse. At least you didn't continue to fail at basic reading comprehension however yet again your shitty logic backfires since you have a tendency to want to get into those circle jerks only to get butthurt about what choking means.

[The Cougar]

I don't tend to agree with Findog much, but there are ALOT of dumbasses in the Spurs forum, especially after Spursreport went dumb

[Findog]

You've already got enough of that apparently, hard for anything more to rub off when you're basically at the max already.

Translation:

"I know you are but what am I?"

Boom! Roasted!


you have a tendency to want to get into those circle jerks only to get butthurt about what choking means.

Choking is what happens when you try to fit your entire mouth around the Chipotle. Slow down and use a fork, hombre.

Boom! Roasted!

[Tom Slick]

Translation:

"I know you are but what am I?"

Boom! Roasted!



Choking is what happens when you try to fit your entire mouth around the Chipotle. Slow down and use a fork, hombre.

Boom! Roasted!

:lmao

[kamikazi_player]

lol mavstalk

[Cane]

Translation:

"I know you are but what am I?"

Boom! Roasted!



Choking is what happens when you try to fit your entire mouth around the Chipotle. Slow down and use a fork, hombre.

Boom! Roasted!

http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww37/eddietheaggie2010/mavschoke.jpg


I'll accept that the Mavs choked in 2007 if it is the prevailing norm that a huge upset automatically equals choking. I was aware that having a big lead and blowing it equals choking, but it's news to me that an upset is automatically a choke.


I never said that they were. Find one Mav fan anywhere that says that they were. I've always disputed that it's a "choke" when they never led in that series, when they lost the season series 4-0, and when the Warriors made a major mid-season trade that significantly erased the talent gap between the two teams. The Mavs still should've won that series, but I have a hard time accepting the premise that it was a huge choke and nothing more than an upset because of all those factors. Doesn't change the fact that it was an embarrassing and painful flameout to end the season, but it doesn't fit the definition of a choke to me.

"Boom! Roasted!" Thats all you got?

[Findog]

"Boom! Roasted!" Thats all you got?

Is posting the Choke logo all you got?

Where's the pic of the one Mavs fan surrounded by all the Warriors fans? Or the exercise bike? Or Dwyane Wade clutching the trophy? Cause the Mavs Krew has never seen them before and it would make for such an awesome burn. Let's run through all the hits so you can get a chubby.

[nkdlunch]

I like where this thread is going. All we need is a picture of Crystal Nowitzki to take this up a notch.

[nkdlunch]

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2009/08/24/crystal-taylor-mug-shot.jpg

[Findog]

I never said that they were. Find one Mav fan anywhere that says that they were.

:lol posting my comments out of context. Are you trying to imply that I don't think the Warriors-Mavs series was an upset? This is like sparring with Fox News.

[Cane]

Is posting the Choke logo all you got?

Where's the pic of the one Mavs fan surrounded by all the Warriors fans? Or the exercise bike? Or Dwyane Wade clutching the trophy? Cause the Mavs Krew has never seen them before and it would make for such an awesome burn. Let's run through all the hits so you can get a chubby.

"Boom! Roasted!"

[in2deep]

the Mavs Krew at their recent GTG:

http://psycheea.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/group-hug-gay.jpg

[Findog]

I like where this thread is going. All we need is a picture of Crystal Nowitzki to take this up a notch.

We've got Crystal Taylor, the Choke logo, we're still missing Wade holding the LOB trophy, the exercise bike and the one Mavs fan surrounded by all the Warriors fans with the word "PWNED" in big capital letters.

Oh, and some pictures of the Spurs eliminating the Mavs from the playoffs, you gotta post those too.

[kamikazi_player]

lol butthurt

[nkdlunch]

the mavs krew at their recent gtg:

http://psycheea.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/group-hug-gay.jpg

lmfao

[Cane]

http://www.nba.com/media/MCuban_400_060603.jpg

[bonzi_isaspurskiller]

We've got Crystal Taylor, the Choke logo, we're still missing Wade holding the LOB trophy, the exercise bike and the one Mavs fan surrounded by all the Warriors fans with the word "PWNED" in big capital letters.

Oh, and some pictures of the Spurs eliminating the Mavs from the playoffs, you gotta post those too.

you're forgetting the empty trophy case, the dirk pic with that trashy white chick wearing the conference champ shirt and hat along with the photoshopped mav championship dvd

[Findog]

Threads started by butthurt Spurs fans making fun of the Mavs since a Spurs/Mavs series became likely: 2

Threads started by Mavs fans making fun of Spurs: 0

We just don't care about you or your team. We have bigger purple and gold fish to fry.

[Findog]

you're forgetting the empty trophy case, the dirk pic with that trashy white chick wearing the conference champ shirt and hat along with the photoshopped mav championship dvd

That's right, those are good too. We gotta cover all the bases, since Mavs fans have never seen those pics and will be devastated by viewing them for the first time with virgin eyes.

[nkdlunch]

Threads started by butthurt Spurs fans making fun of the Mavs since a Spurs/Mavs series became likely: 2

Threads started by Mavs fans making fun of Spurs: 0

We just don't care about you or your team. We have bigger purple and gold fish to fry.

what are you talking about? this was not to make fun of the mavs. I like the mavs, they are a classy bunch.

This thread is to thank the mavs for motivating many NBA champions throughout the years, for being the example of failure and teaching teams what NOT to do when clutch time comes.


thanks Mavs!

:toast

[The Cougar]

That's right, those are good too. We gotta cover all the bases, since Mavs fans have never seen those pics and will be devastated by viewing them for the first time with virgin eyes.

Dont forget

http://www.businesspundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/dirk2.jpg

[Cane]

Threads started by butthurt Spurs fans making fun of the Mavs since a Spurs/Mavs series became likely: 2

Threads started by Mavs fans making fun of Spurs: 0

We just don't care about you or your team. We have bigger purple and gold fish to fry.

Threads started by butthurt Mav fans in the Spurs forum, one of them not knowing wtf choking means in the past day or two: at least 2

Threads started by Mavs fan making fun of Spurs in just the past few hours: At least one http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150898

What kind of Mav fan would make a thread in the Spurs forum about this:


Spur fan generally believes that the Mavs beat the Spurs in 2006 thanks to artificial help at the FT line, and what happened in the 2006 NBA Finals with Wade and the Heat was simply Dallas getting a taste of its own medicine.

Correct?

The answer? A dumbass. "Boom! Roasted!" :)

[Findog]

what are you talking about? this was not to make fun of the mavs. I like the mavs, they are a classy bunch.

This thread is to thank the mavs for motivating many champions throughout the years, for being the example of failure and teaching teams what NOT to do when clutch time comes.


thanks Mavs!

:toast

They've motivated the Spurs to never repeat and strive for the elite status of "second-best team in Texas."

[DisAsTerBot]

They've motivated the Spurs to never repeat and strive for the elite status of "second-best team in Texas."

awww...he gave up

[Shank]

Sweet thread.

[Findog]

What kind of Mav fan would make a thread in the Spurs forum about this:



If you could count or knew what math was, you'd understand. But you probably suffered the indignity of San Antonio public schools, so I don't hold it against you.

[Cane]

If you could count or knew what math was, you'd understand. But you probably suffered the indignity of San Antonio public schools, so I don't hold it against you.

"Boom! Roasted!"

[Findog]

Sweet thread.

The only annoying thing about the playoffs is the infestation of the mouthbreaters into the NBA forum.

[Findog]

awww...he gave up

lol Warriors

lol not making the playoffs since 2007

lol Don Nelson drunk coach

lol Baron Davis leaving in free agency

lol Monta Ellis motorcycle injury

lol having to give away Stephen Jackson

There...now I sound like a dumbass too.

[nkdlunch]

lol Warriors

lol not making the playoffs since 2007

lol Don Nelson drunk coach

lol Baron Davis leaving in free agency

lol Monta Ellis motorcycle injury

lol having to give away Stephen Jackson

There...now I sound like a dumbass too.

STFU Burrito breath!

[Shank]

The only annoying thing about the playoffs is the infestation of the mouthbreaters into the NBA forum.

The amount of overconfidence oozing from a team that just lost to the Nets and Grizzlies is staggering. They simply don't match up with the Mavs and Dallas has no fear in playing San Antonio. How hard is that to figure out?

They've kept to themselves on the Spurs-side of the board all season long and finally come over to talk shit after hiding out and being basketball-emo for months. We've been here all year, but these clowns are suddenly the experts when it comes to talking about the Mavs.

[Findog]

STFU Burrito breath!

Hey, I'm a Mavs fan. I have a right to make fun of the Warriors because they're not nearly as successful as my franchise. In no way is it retarded or lame for a Mavs fan to make fun of the Warriors franchise.

[chichi!gettheyeyo]

the Mavs Krew at their recent GTG:

http://psycheea.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/group-hug-gay.jpg

jajajajajaja


mas putos

[Findog]

The amount of overconfidence oozing from a team that just lost to the Nets and Grizzlies is staggering. They simply don't match up with the Mavs and Dallas has no fear in playing San Antonio. How hard is that to figure out?

They've kept to themselves on the Spurs-side of the board all season long and finally come over to talk shit after hiding out and being basketball-emo for months. We've been here all year, but these clowns are suddenly the experts when it comes to talking about the Mavs.

Don't get me wrong, I don't think it's going to be a walk, and a Spurs series win wouldn't surprise me. I think we're looking at a 6-7 game series. Manu is particularly hot right now.

But yeah, you're right, they've been cutting their wrists, listening to El Confessionale Dashboardo and writting shitty poetry, and now that they locked up the coveted 7 spot, they're a lock to get a rematch of the 2007 Finals against Cleveland. I don't get these clowns.

[dirk4mvp]

Don't get me wrong, I don't think it's going to be a walk, and a Spurs series win wouldn't surprise me. I think we're looking at a 6-7 game series. Manu is particularly hot right now.

But yeah, you're right, they've been cutting their wrists, listening to El Confessionale Dashboardo and writting shitty poetry, and now that they locked up the coveted 7 spot, they're a lock to get a rematch of the 2007 Finals against Cleveland. I don't get these clowns.

crofl

[nkdlunch]

WTF are you crackhead mavfans talking about?

Nowhere in this thread has any Spur fan said Spurs would beat the Mavs. Again, this is a thank you thread for the great mav organization. They are like the little engine that could not, yet they keep trying, truly an inspiration to other franchises.

[Findog]

WTF are you crackhead mavfans talking about?

Nowhere in this thread has any Spur fan said Spurs would beat the Mavs. Again, this is a thank you thread for the great mav organization. They are like the little engine that could not, yet they keep trying, truly an inspiration to other franchises.

I'd like to thank the Warriors for providing other teams an example of what not to do, and inspiring them to make the playoffs every year and maximize their resources in an intelligent and efficient way.

There...now I sound like a butthurt vag.

[Shank]

WTF are you crackhead mavfans talking about?

Nowhere in this thread has any Spur fan said Spurs would beat the Mavs. Again, this is a thank you thread for the great mav organization. They are like the little engine that could not, yet they keep trying, truly an inspiration to other franchises.

So, on your Internet, you'd prefer to keep everything thread-specific and ignore what's really going on, big picture-wise? C'mon, you know damned good and well that confidence is at a season high in Spursland.

[nkdlunch]

I'll be the first one to admit the mavs are favorites in a Mav-Spurs series. That is not even counting the home court advantage.

[Shank]

I'll be the first one to admit the mavs are favorites in a Mav-Spurs series. That is not even counting the home court advantage.

You're in rare company around here, then.

[kamikazi_player]

I thought most Spur fans would say the same thing. I believe the Mavs are the favorite and should win this series.

[in2deep]

I thought this was a plain old fashioned shit talking thread

[Findog]

I thought most Spur fans would say the same thing. I believe the Mavs are the favorite and should win this series.

Honestly, I really didn't want to face the Spurs of the three possibilities (Portland and Zombie Sonics being the others). The Blazers are a jump-shooting team that doesn't get a lot of points in the paint, they collectively don't have a lot of playoff experience and showed that they can be bullied around by the Mavs. The Zombies are just too green.

Dallas has gotten the better of the Spurs over the past few years, but not by much.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

the Mavs Krew at their recent GTG:

http://psycheea.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/group-hug-gay.jpg


Pretty hard to call someone gay when you went through god only knows what other homosexual pics you scrolled through to find that.

[dirk4mvp]

tbh he had to go through his Gay Bear collection first to find that.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Also the dude on the left looks fat and brown so chances are this was a picture taken in San Antonio.

[Findog]

tbh he had to go through his Gay Bear collection first to find that.

Actually, all he had to do is go to Start, then My Computer, then click on Local Disk (C: ), then Documents and Settings, then My Documents, then My Pictures.

[Shank]

I like the harness and the vest in the background. Interesting style choices. What's that chick doing there? Fag hag?

[in2deep]

LOL butthurt

Google and 5 secods and bingo, mav krew pics:
http://www.canadianalodging.com/uploads/group-gay.jpg

[Findog]

^ Okay, google images searches for gay men expert.

[bonzi_isaspurskiller]

What's that chick doing there? Fag hag?

nah, probably a tranny.

[monosylab1k]

^ Okay, google images searches for gay men expert.

It's pretty remarkable how good he is at finding those. It's almost like he has those links bookmarked for easy access.

[oligarchy]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4231574#post4231574


Texas de Brazil gets you anal. For real.

It had better. Or at least a facial.

LOL. Mavs Krew gets anal and facials from each other.

Findog is apparently the pitcher, the rest of you are the catchers?

[TD4THREE]

Is posting the Choke logo all you got?

Where's the pic of the one Mavs fan surrounded by all the Warriors fans? Or the exercise bike? Or Dwyane Wade clutching the trophy? Cause the Mavs Krew has never seen them before and it would make for such an awesome burn. Let's run through all the hits so you can get a chubby.

http://i43.tinypic.com/otiw3q.jpg http://i43.tinypic.com/300smqs.jpg

[dirk4mvp]

lol findawg's stalker.

[clambake]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4231574#post4231574


LOL. Mavs Krew gets anal and facials from each other.

Findog is apparently the pitcher, the rest of you are the catchers?

i see your brilliance continues to shine.

[urunobili]

Mavs should be taking care of business in 6 maximum... no surprises if they win...

[Findog]

lol findawg's stalker.

You mean the guy that made 184 posts in a row about how he didn't find another man hot?

[urunobili]

is it true that Findawg and his crew play basketball at Cedar Springs? last time y'all were organizing the game it was really close by... who is is that is hosting the event so close to my lesb cousin's house? :stirpot:

[clambake]

You mean the guy that made 184 posts in a row about how he didn't find another man hot?

he couldn't be honest with you.

remember.....he was sitting with his wife and her friends.

[Findog]

he couldn't be honest with you.

remember.....he was sitting with his wife and her friends.

He had very sophisticated opinions about what did and did not constitute beauty in another man.

[Findog]

is it true that Findawg and his crew play basketball at Cedar Springs? last time y'all were organizing the game it was really close by... who is is that is hosting the event so close to my lesb cousin's house? :stirpot:

Lakewood/White Rock Lake area tbh.

[oligarchy]

he couldn't be honest with you.

remember.....he was sitting with his wife and her friends.

Aww.. sticking up for your boyfriend. That is so cute. I'm sure you guys go out on a lot of dates? Sure you do.

I'm guessing he doesn't pick you up, seeing he doesn't have a car.


Tuesday night? I think so. I'll need to check with my gf to give me a ride since I don't have a car anymore. Otherwise, if somebody can pick me up from downtown and drop me off in downtown...

I guess you just let him ride you.

:lol

No fucking car. You fucking old bald bastard with no car dry humping your "mavs krew" :rollin

[oligarchy]

He had very sophisticated opinions about what did and did not constitute beauty in another man.

Says the dude with the shirtless man in his avatar. :depressed

Please don't.

EDIT: And no I won't give you a facial or anal. Sorry, but we can start a pool for a hair transplant and a '70 yugo so you can go find some boy toys instead of cybersexing your mavs krew.

[D-Wade #3]

I thought most Spur fans would say the same thing. I believe the Mavs are the favorite and should win this series.

Mavs being the favorite in any series bodes well for the other team

[Rummpd]

Playing a healthy Spurs team this year (that has a larger point differential) the Mavs are in for a rude awakening. Short series for the Spurs (4-1) as they payback the Mavs big time.

[Findog]

Embarrassing:

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148618&page=18

[cheguevara]

Mavs being the favorite in any series bodes well for the other team

:lol :lol :lol

[badfish22]

Playing a healthy Spurs team this year (that has a larger point differential) the Mavs are in for a rude awakening. Short series for the Spurs (4-1) as they payback the Mavs big time.

:lol :lol :lol

[clambake]

Aww.. sticking up for your boyfriend. That is so cute. I'm sure you guys go out on a lot of dates? Sure you do.

i don't have a boyfriend, but you shouldn't be ashamed of wanting one. i'm just not sure if there's a man that meets your criteria. you have a very demanding list.

[oligarchy]

i don't have a boyfriend, but you shouldn't be ashamed of wanting one. i'm just not sure if there's a man that meets your criteria. you have a very demanding list.

That's a really good quip, you should really continue to do this. You should've put "Nuh uh, you do." Fucking retard. Now go back to putting your mouth around Findog's cock. :lol


Stop making fun of my boyfriend. I shine his head because I love him. It's okay that he doesn't have a car, because we have our love.

[Halberto]

Okay Sonic fan.

:lmao Out of all of that... thats your response? So do I have to be a Warriors and Heat fan in order to bring up those choke jobs too?

[clambake]

That's a really good quip, you should really continue to do this. You should've put "Nuh uh, you do." Fucking retard. Now go back to putting your mouth around Findog's cock. :lol

thats it?

your wife must be bored to tears.

[D-Wade #3]

YEAH BUDDY, rollin like a big shot, Mavs up 2 games and they can't be stopped,
But were they robbed? It's 4-2 now, naw they were just primed for a primetime chokejob

[clambake]

but thanks for telling us that you're thinking of findogs cock.

[Findog]

:lmao Out of all of that... thats your response? So do I have to be a Warriors and Heat fan in order to bring up those choke jobs too?

Not against your team they do. I'm just saying your typical Spurs fan sounds like a twat making fun of the Mavericks for being chokers. Especially after hiding out in the mouthbreather section upstairs all season while the Spurs struggled.

It's basically like me saying

lol Warriors

lol always missing the playoffs

lol Don Nelson drunk coach

lol Baron Davis leaving as a free agent

lol trading away Stephen Jackson for nothing

or

lol Heat

lol Wade always being hurt

lol Beasley pothead

lol 15-67

lol Riley quitting

Why are you even talking? What do you have to contribute?

[oligarchy]

but thanks for telling us that you're thinking of findogs cock.

thanks for admitting you like to suck on it!

[cheguevara]

It's basically like me saying

lol Warriors

lol always missing the playoffs

lol Don Nelson drunk coach

lol Baron Davis leaving as a free agent

lol trading away Stephen Jackson for nothing

or

lol Heat

lol Wade always being hurt

lol Beasley pothead

lol 15-67

lol Riley quitting

It's like "Uh, who are you to say anything?"

lol

not really man.

Mavs have a history of choking like Vigo Mortensen has a history of violence

[clambake]

thanks for admitting you like to suck on it!

and you thinking of sucking.

[D-Wade #3]

lol always missing the playoffs

.

So apparently making the playoffs is Championship ecstasy for you

[oligarchy]

and you thinking of sucking.

Make sure you contribute to the fund.

[clambake]

Make sure you contribute to the fund.

i've been looking at that other thread.

brutal for you.

[Findog]

i've been looking at that other thread.

brutal for you.

Five pages of sophisticated analysis of what he finds attractive in another man.

Hey, it's 2010, nothing wrong with being gay. It's just not every day you see somebody accidentally out themselves.

[Findog]

not really man.

Mavs have a history of choking like Vigo Mortensen has a history of violence

And yet the Spurs cannot beat such a weak, feeble team. That must...smart.

[cheguevara]

And yet the Spurs cannot beat such a weak, feeble team. That must...smart.

Can't say I agree... looks like mavs finally will face a healthy spurs. But this thread is not about the Spurs. It's about Dallas choking their way to the history books

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

What's funny is none of the Spurs fans in this thread would post their pic because they're all fat beaners.

[cheguevara]

What's funny is none of the Spurs fans in this thread would post their pic because they're all fat beaners.

look at this fag trying to see other guy's pics

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

thanks for admitting you like to suck on it!


He never said anything about sucking it, that was all you Jose.

[Findog]

Can't say I agree... looks like mavs finally will face a healthy spurs. But this thread is not about the Spurs. It's about Dallas choking their way to the history books

This thread is about making fun of a team that owns yours. Mavs fans are worried about the Purple and Gold, we don't have time to start lame smack talk threads making fun of a 7 seed.

So far we have pictures of:

- The Choke Logo and the Dallas Mavericks My Little Pony logo

- Dirk looking sad while accepting his MVP trophy

- Crystal Taylor

Does anybody want to volunteer to post the empty trophycase, the exercise bike, the Mav fan surrounded by all the Warriors fans, Wade clutching the LOB trophy...

and oh yeah, the Spurs eliminating the Mavs from the playoffs? I've been doing a google images search for "Spurs beat Mavs 2006 playoffs" and "Spurs beat Mavs 2009 playoffs" and I keep getting this:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2708/4518469277_02d0efab06_o.jpg

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

look at this fag trying to see other guy's pics


lol obsessing over someone's pic you saw. I have no interest in a bunch of fat beaners posting their pic, just saying you shouldn't make fun of skinny people.

[oligarchy]

Five pages of sophisticated analysis of what he finds attractive in another man.

Hey, it's 2010, nothing wrong with being gay. It's just not every day you see somebody accidentally out themselves.

You are absolutely hillarious. Now go drive.. OH Nevermind. :lol

Let's count the ironic ways of you calling me gay.

1. You have a picture of a shirtless man as your avatar. Boom! Roasted!
2. You have pictures of half naked men surrounded by meat (how's that for double entendre). You must be looking for a meat bath. Boom! Roasted!
3. You openly discussed wanting a facial and hoping to get anal from a man. LOL Boom! Roasted!
4. You don't own a car. Boom! Roasted!
5. You are bald. Boom! Roasted!
6. You have a bunch of your lover boyfriends who come posting after you to defend your honor. Boom! Roasted!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol car smack


1 car, faggot

[bostonguy]

These spurs/mavs feuds are great. I hope this matchup happens. It is going to be even better if so.

[nkdlunch]

Advice: The "Mav Krew" would look less gay if they stopped defending each other vs. "mean" spurfans

[Muser]

I don't get why everyone gets so angry about the fat beaner thing, i'm not a beaner but I am fat :lol.

[badfish22]

This is his car that he and his hombres all pile into.
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-03/mexican-airbrushed-tailgate.jpg

This is his dream car if he ever stops spending all his money on burritos

http://www.aidanmoran.com/copper/albums/userpics/Mexican_WC_Car.jpg

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

This is his car that he and his hombres all pile into.
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-03/mexican-airbrushed-tailgate.jpg



I'll bet you can Mexipack that thing with like 20 people.

[Findog]

Advice: The "Mav Krew" would look less gay if they stopped defending each other vs. "mean" spurfans

Spurs fans aren't "mean," they're just dumb. Nobody is crying uncle. Dealing with you burrito breathers is like Albert Pujols at the plate getting a hanging fastball letter-high.

[clambake]

Advice: The "Mav Krew" would look less gay if they stopped defending each other vs. "mean" spurfans

apparently we're not pretty enough to be gay.

just ask oli.

[in2deep]

Spurs fans aren't "mean," they're just dumb. Nobody is crying uncle. Dealing with you burrito breathers is like Albert Pujols at the plate getting a hanging fastball letter-high.

still, defending each other like a bunch of dragqueens in Castro District is a little too much.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

still, defending each other like a bunch of dragqueens in Castro District is a little too much.


Wtf is Castro District? Is that where you took the pic you posted earlier?

[Muser]

And lol @ spur fan for using 06, our beloved Manu choked just as bad as Dirk did that year.

[Findog]

apparently we're not pretty enough to be gay.

just ask oli.

http://i44.tinypic.com/348rtjb.gif

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Advice: The "Mav Krew" would look less gay if they stopped defending each other vs. "mean" spurfans


Spurfan seems to have a good amount of expertise on what's gay.

[clambake]

And lol @ spur fan for using 06, our beloved Manu choked just as bad as Dirk did that year.

FWIW, if the mavs lose i'm pulling for the spurs.

[oligarchy]

apparently we're not pretty enough to be gay.

just ask oli.

I don't give a shit that your gay and ugly. You mavs krew just stare at the back of each other's head when you run train on each other.

[Findog]

still, defending each other like a bunch of dragqueens in Castro District is a little too much.

Hey, before this thread descends into "You're gay!" "No, you're gay!" drivel, let the record show that:

1) it's 2010, so homophobia is the work of a small mind, and...

2) Unprompted, you've been posting photos of effeminate gay men making out, so I'll let you work that out for yourself.

[clambake]

I don't give a shit that your gay and ugly. You mavs krew just stare at the back of each other's head when you run train on each other.

geez, do you think about anything else?

anything?

[Findog]

geez, do you think about anything else?

anything?

http://i44.tinypic.com/348rtjb.gif

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I don't give a shit that your gay and ugly.


You have an avatar and sig about how Findog's lack of hair bothers you, that's a strange way of showing you don't give a shit.

[Findog]

You have an avatar and sig about how Findog's lack of hair bothers you, that's a strange way of showing you don't give a shit.

http://i44.tinypic.com/348rtjb.gif

[Muser]

FWIW, if the mavs lose i'm pulling for the spurs.

And vice-versa. Nice to see some classy knowledgeable fans on this board :toast.

[Findog]

And vice-versa. Nice to see some classy knowledgeable fans on this board :toast.

What's funny is that back in the early nineties when the Mavs were awful and the Spurs were up and coming with Robinson, I used to root for San Antonio in the playoffs.

[oligarchy]

You have an avatar and sig about how Findog's lack of hair bothers you, that's a strange way of showing you don't give a shit.

But, I don't have an avatar and signature with half-naked men, professing other people are gay.

I'm seriously trying to help the man out.

1. He's a Mavs Fan
2. He's Bald
3. He has no car
4. He gay
5. He's a Mavs Fan

I can't help with anything other than the Bald thing, and maybe the car thing, but I can only work one miracle at time.

Until I collect enough money for his hair, he'll have to stick to his Reebok's

[clambake]

could you imagine being trapped in a real conversation with this guy?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

But, I don't have an avatar and signature with half-naked men, professing other people are gay.

I'm seriously trying to help the man out.

1. He's a Mavs Fan
2. He's Bald
3. He has no car
4. He gay
5. He's a Mavs Fan

I can't help with anything other than the Bald thing, and maybe the car thing, but I can only work one miracle at time.

Until I collect enough money for his hair, he'll have to stick to his Reebok's



I thought you said you didn't give a shit?

[oligarchy]

God Bless whoever donated the first 5 cents to Findog's HairClub. You have purchased at least one hair.

[Shank]

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[Muser]

What's funny is that back in the early nineties when the Mavs were awful and the Spurs were up and coming with Robinson, I used to root for San Antonio in the playoffs.

I don't buy into this hated rivalry shit. I also don't get why Spur fans hate Dirk with such a boiling passion..The mans got some serious game.

Ah well, just gotta ignore the douchebags and talk some basketball.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

oligarchy is approaching benjarvusothellotron status.

[Findog]

could you imagine being trapped in a real conversation with this guy?

Not if he licks his lips like Ben Affleck when he thinks about other dudes

http://i44.tinypic.com/348rtjb.gif

[Spurfan]

:lmao Mavs, choking idiots, we won 4 championships and you guys are talking shit? Can't wait to see Dirk choke again this year!

[Halberto]

Not against your team they do. I'm just saying your typical Spurs fan sounds like a twat making fun of the Mavericks for being chokers. Especially after hiding out in the mouthbreather section upstairs all season while the Spurs struggled.

They have choked against the Spurs before, but not on the same scale. I'll give you that. This isn't a "typical Spurs fan", this is just a typical poster on this board. But to be fair, you've got to realize that it will be brought up consistently until the Mavs pull an upset and/or win the championship.

[oligarchy]

I thought you said you didn't give a shit?

I don't care that he's gay. I don't care about the homeless guy under the bridge near my work, either. Sometimes, you feel a bit philanthropic and want to contribute to a cause that you think might help the world.

I've given that bum 5 dollars, but he spent it on beer. Let's see what the Findog does with his hair money. He's at 5 cents. Do you wish to contribute?

[Shank]

:lmao Mavs, choking idiots, we won 4 championships and you guys are talking shit? Can't wait to see Dirk choke again this year!

Is this Bump's troll?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I don't care that he's gay

I thought you didn't care that he was ugly either?

[Findog]

They have choked against the Spurs before, but not on the same scale. I'll give you that. This isn't a "typical Spurs fan", this is just a typical poster on this board. But to be fair, you've got to realize that it will be brought up consistently until the Mavs pull an upset and/or win the championship.

It's one thing to bring up the Mavs playoff history and use it to argue that they'll come up short again. I wouldn't be inclined to disagree.

It's another for a Spurs fan to make fun of the Mavs given the history of the past five years. It's like me making fun of the Warriors or Heat.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

If you seriously set up a paypal account to make fun of Findog being bald then I'm truly speechless.

[Findog]

If you seriously set up a paypal account to make fun of Findog being bald then I'm truly speechless.

http://i44.tinypic.com/348rtjb.gif

[oligarchy]

If you seriously set up a paypal account to make fun of Findog being bald then I'm truly speechless.

..and now it's up to 2.05. You sly devil you. Findog thanks you!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Did the San Antonio middle schools have early release today?

[oligarchy]

Did the San Antonio middle schools have early release today?

My son didn't get out early. So, I'm not sure.

Did you girlfriend not wait for you? :depressed

[Shank]

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2897/rakiwhato.gif

[Findog]

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2897/rakiwhato.gif

Is that from Monday Night Raw at the Alamodome?

[Shank]

http://i.imgur.com/mnaBp.gif

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

olibeaner changes his avatar and sig after getting owned :lmao

[Findog]

olibeaner changes his avatar and sig after getting owned :lmao

:lol

That'll teach them to fuck with the Mavs Krew.

[Höfner]

Did the San Antonio middle schools have early release today?

What about your KKK meetings?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

What about your KKK meetings?


When did the KKK ever go after Mexicans? Do San Antonio public schools not teach history?

[D-Wade #3]

:lol

That'll teach them to fuck with the Mavs Krew.

Don't fuck with the Mav krew....Which one are u?

http://www.nba.com/media/mavericks/ManiAACsSplash-08.jpg

[Sportstudi]

I don't buy into this hated rivalry shit. I also don't get why Spur fans hate Dirk with such a boiling passion..The mans got some serious game.

Ah well, just gotta ignore the douchebags and talk some basketball.

I'm sure that those Spur fans who hate Dirk wouldn't feel the same anger if he plays for another team than Dallas. But well, he plays for Dallas and that is enough of a reason to hate him for some people around here. You do not have to like him, but at least you should respect his game. Vice versa it's the same with Duncan. You don't have to like him if you are not a Spur fan, but at least you should respect what he is able to deliver.

[Höfner]

When did the KKK ever go after Mexicans?

maybe you could fill us in with one of those pamphlets you pass around.


Do San Antonio public schools not teach history?

i never actually went to an SA public school, but I do know they teach the KKK as white supremacists, not just "###### haters", burrito breath

[Höfner]

Funny how you call them "Mexicans" as soon as I call you a klansmen.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

maybe you could fill us in with one of those pamphlets you pass around.

They don't allow Jews in the KKK. I tried joining but they wouldn't let me in :depressed




i was always in ISS or alternative but I do know they teach the KKK as white supremacists, not just "###### haters", burrito breath


I've never heard of beaner lynchings.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Also funny how you call them "Mexicans" as soon as I call you a klansmen.


beaner
wetback
spick

better?

[Höfner]

beaner
wetback
spick

better?

Are your your three favorite activities shittin, pissin, and cummin?

[DPG21920]

Threads started by butthurt Spurs fans making fun of the Mavs since a Spurs/Mavs series became likely: 2

Threads started by Mavs fans making fun of Spurs: 0

We just don't care about you or your team. We have bigger purple and gold fish to fry.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150898

tbh

[Höfner]

I wonder if the NBA Forum KKK hate Taco Bell burritos since their fellow Klansmen make those.

[Killakobe81]

These spurs/mavs feuds are great. I hope this matchup happens. It is going to be even better if so.

Couldnt agree more.
People think the Gasol trade brought me here but in reality it was the spur pistons series and the smack-talk of the Suns spurs and Mavs spur series that brought me here ...

I lived in Sa the only team MOST spur fans hate more than the Lakers are the Mavs ...LOL

[Findog]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150898

tbh

My bad. I only looked at the NBA forum and not the main section.

[Gary Neville]

http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp180/killlogan/th_otiw3q.jpghttp://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp180/killlogan/th_512784447_faa9f1a8c0.jpg

KROFL it seems Findog only has one design of grin that he never changes. :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Gary Neville]

I wonder if the NBA Forum KKK hate Taco Bell burritos since their fellow Klansmen make those.
LOL Doer of holocaust

LOL Nazi sympathizer

LOL führer

LOL SchutzStaffel

[Gary Neville]

http://thm-a02.yimg.com/nimage/a0988c6d1706ec42

[cheguevara]

Don't fuck with the Mav krew....Which one are u?

http://www.nba.com/media/mavericks/ManiAACsSplash-08.jpg

:lmao

Mav crew is a bunch of faggots and ladyboys

[DAF86]

I don't buy into this hated rivalry shit. I also don't get why Spur fans hate Dirk with such a boiling passion..The mans got some serious game.

Ah well, just gotta ignore the douchebags and talk some basketball.

TBH, I've never seen a Spurs fan saying that he hates Dirk and I don't think they do. They just like to make fun of him 'cause it's an easy thing to do and it bothers Mavsfans, imho.

[Tom Slick]

:lmao

Mav crew is a bunch of faggots and ladyboys

hardcore mothafuckin beaner!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Spurfan/Heatfan

vs

Mavfan/Sunsfan



5 rings vs 0 rings?


Sorry, but unless you're talking about burrito eating contests, all 4 fan bases have the same amount of rings. Try again.

[D-Wade #3]

Spurfan/Heatfan

vs

Mavfan/Sunsfan



5 rings vs 0 rings?

Rings don't mean a thing to Mavfans

[Höfner]

LOL Doer of holocaust

LOL Nazi sympathizer

LOL führer

LOL SchutzStaffel

lolwut

http://www.vintageguitars.org.uk/graphics/hofner67p4.jpg

[LOL@MavsFan]

The year was 1987, the Dallas Mavericks had won 55 games and topped the NBA Midwest Division.

"The Dallas Mavericks were the Midwest Division's top team that year, fourth-best in the entire league. Their opening round matchup had been the Supersonics, a team had barely squeaked into the playoffs. Dallas had won the first game going away, 151-129. The hometown headline said, DALLAS RIPS SONICS, LOOKS FOR SWEEP. But Seattle had eked out a two-point win in game two. The next headline said, DALLAS GETS NIPPED, SERIES TIED. Now the action had shifted to Seattle's home court. So had the momentum. Game three game down to SEATTLE DESTROYS MAVERICKS.

Two days later came a twenty-six point Seattle win and a headline that read, DALLAS CHOKES. "

from Pat Riley's book. He used that story as motivation for his 1987 Lakers.....


Thank you Dallas, for motivating champions throughout the times....

LOL
Thanks for the history lesson

Dallas Mavs...Chokin Since '87 I need a shirt made like that

[redzero]

When did the KKK ever go after Mexicans? Do San Antonio public schools not teach history?

The KKK doesn't like Mexicans too much.

Jews, too. But then again, lots of people hate Jews.

[ezau]

The year was 1987, the Dallas Mavericks had won 55 games and topped the NBA Midwest Division.

"The Dallas Mavericks were the Midwest Division's top team that year, fourth-best in the entire league. Their opening round matchup had been the Supersonics, a team had barely squeaked into the playoffs. Dallas had won the first game going away, 151-129. The hometown headline said, DALLAS RIPS SONICS, LOOKS FOR SWEEP. But Seattle had eked out a two-point win in game two. The next headline said, DALLAS GETS NIPPED, SERIES TIED. Now the action had shifted to Seattle's home court. So had the momentum. Game three game down to SEATTLE DESTROYS MAVERICKS.

Two days later came a twenty-six point Seattle win and a headline that read, DALLAS CHOKES. "

from Pat Riley's book. He used that story as motivation for his 1987 Lakers.....


Thank you Dallas, for motivating champions throughout the times....

And these ringless bitches still continue to dream of winning a championship? As I've said before, nobody takes the Mavs seriously except their fans. Choking is part of who they are, they simply love to do it

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

The KKK doesn't like Mexicans too much.

Jews, too. But then again, lots of people hate Jews.


dey jealous of our swag

[ezau]

Is posting the Choke logo all you got?

Where's the pic of the one Mavs fan surrounded by all the Warriors fans? Or the exercise bike? Or Dwyane Wade clutching the trophy? Cause the Mavs Krew has never seen them before and it would make for such an awesome burn. Let's run through all the hits so you can get a chubby.

Damn, you're getting faceraped here at ST buddy

[in2deep]

Lol

[D-Wade #3]

Mav Krew is somethin that 1st graders would make up

[oligarchy]

olibeaner changes his avatar and sig after getting owned :lmao

Owned? LOL. Nobody owned me -- reading comprehension fail. I'm sorry, but I don't speak or type in spanish so you can understand, you stupid mexican. :lol

[chichi!gettheyeyo]

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2009/08/24/crystal-taylor-mug-shot.jpg

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

at what point do you get the Orangutans????

[Cane]

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

at what point do you get the Orangutans????

Yea considering she's as ugly as a horse, Dirk might've taken the whole Mavericks thing a bit too far.

[cheguevara]

Dallas and choking are very familiar with each other. Take a look at the numerous times the Mavericks have been raped in the 1st round of the playoffs:

2008 -- lost to New Orleans, 4-1, first round
2007 -- lost to Golden State, 4-2, first round
2004 -- lost to Sacramento, 4-1, first round
1990 -- lost to Portland, 3-0, first round
1987 -- lost to Seattle, 3-1, first round
1985 -- lost to Portland, 3-1, first round


Playoff Appearances: 15
Overall Playoff Record: 68-80
NBA Championships: 0

[Findog]

Dallas and choking are very familiar with each other. Take a look at the numerous times the Mavericks have been raped in the 1st round of the playoffs:

2008 -- lost to New Orleans, 4-1, first round
2007 -- lost to Golden State, 4-2, first round
2004 -- lost to Sacramento, 4-1, first round
1990 -- lost to Portland, 3-0, first round
1987 -- lost to Seattle, 3-1, first round
1985 -- lost to Portland, 3-1, first round

You are one of the worst posters on the board, tbh. Your takes and shit-talking are extraordinarily weak.

2009 - beat San Antonio, 4-1, in the the first round.
2006 - beat San Antonio, 4-3, in the second round.

Now go stuff your face with a torta.

[cheguevara]

You are one of the worst posters on the board, tbh. Your takes and shit-talking are extraordinarily weak.

2009 - beat San Antonio, 4-1, in the the first round.
2006 - beat San Antonio, 4-3, in the second round.

Now go stuff your face with a torta.

sorry to have hit a soft spot Findog. I will try to be more tactful next time. :toast

[dirk4mvp]

He posted that a whole 5 minutes ago. Did nkdlunch get the text alert that cheguevara posted yet?

[cheguevara]

sorry mavfans. I can see I have taken this too far.

[Findog]

sorry to have hit a soft spot Findog. I will try to be more tactful next time. :toast

I just wish you could raise your game a little bit. It's hard to get butthurt over listing 20-year old playoff results, or a Spurs fan making fun of the Mavs. What do you have to make fun of? That your team gets owned in the playoffs by Dallas? That you have to vicariously live through other teams doing what your team can't? That is hilarious, indeed!

[Findog]

He posted that a whole 5 minutes ago. Did nkdlunch get the text alert that cheguevara posted yet?

He c'n'pasted that from another poster? What a lazy twat.

[cheguevara]

I just wish you could raise your game a little bit. It's hard to get butthurt over listing 20-year old playoff results, or a Spurs fan making fun of the Mavs. What do you have to make fun of? That your team gets owned in the playoffs by Dallas? That you have to vicariously live through other teams doing what your team can't? That is hilarious, indeed!

We will see who gets owned this time around when both teams are healthy.

Don't be so touchy about Mavs history. I did not know it was such a terrible thing to mention Mavericks Playoff History.

Aren't you the poster who claimed Mavs are not chokers because they never had a lead? :lol time to raise your game a little bit too.

[D-Wade #3]

You are one of the worst posters on the board, tbh. Your takes and shit-talking are extraordinarily weak.

2009 - beat San Antonio, 4-1, in the the first round.
2006 - beat San Antonio, 4-3, in the second round.

Now go stuff your face with a torta.


I just wish you could raise your game a little bit. It's hard to get butthurt over listing 20-year old playoff results, or a Spurs fan making fun of the Mavs. What do you have to make fun of? That your team gets owned in the playoffs by Dallas? That you have to vicariously live through other teams doing what your team can't? That is hilarious, indeed!

Official Mission Statement of Mavs: Our one and only goal is to beat the Spurs in the playoffs, and only the Spurs. Nothing else matters, especially not winning it all. Our jealousy of the Spurs' success is ridiculously high, so once we defeat the Spurs, we will have won our championship, hence our chokejob in the later rounds, because after we are eliminated, we will always remember and cherish our "Look at us, we beat the Spurs" trophy.

[badfish22]

Official Mission Statement of Mavs: Our one and only goal is to beat the Spurs in the playoffs, and only the Spurs. Nothing else matters, especially not winning it all.

+1. And we do it well.

[Findog]

Of course, cue the usual mouthbreather retorts about how Mavs fans only care about beating the Spurs. Sorry, but we have Purple and Gold/Wine and Gold fish to fry this postseason. Beating the Spurs is like beating the Blazers or Zombie Sonics - necessary, but hardly sufficient. I know it must smart to get owned repeatedly by such a bunch of "weak chokers" and have to live vicariously through other teams.

[in2deep]

Of course, cue the usual mouthbreather retorts about how Mavs fans only care about beating the Spurs. Sorry, but we have Purple and Gold/Wine and Gold fish to fry this postseason. Beating the Spurs is like beating the Blazers or Zombie Sonics - necessary, but hardly sufficient. I know it must smart to get owned repeatedly by such a bunch of "weak chokers" and have to live vicariously through other teams.

psst, this thread is not about the Spurs. It's about the mavericks choking in epic manner every other year.

You do sound like a guy who values beating the Spurs more than putting a respectable playoff run. :lol

[D-Wade #3]

psst, this thread is not about the Spurs. It's about the mavericks choking in epic manner every other year.

You do sound like a guy who values beating the Spurs more than putting a respectable playoff run. :lol

That is respectable to him

[MavDynasty]

its started by a butthurt spur fan who has "4 rings faggot" in his sig essentially

lol if the spurs are FINALLY going to beat the mavs this year whats the point of posting it?

mavs are destined chokers always were always will be so if dallas loses to the spurs this year isnt that just dallas' daily routine?nothing to see here move along

[Findog]

You do sound like a guy who values beating the Spurs more than putting a respectable playoff run

I guess that's how you interpret this statement:


Sorry, but we have Purple and Gold/Wine and Gold fish to fry this postseason. Beating the Spurs is like beating the Blazers or Zombie Sonics - necessary, but hardly sufficient.

This thread was started by butthurt, whiny Spur fan. Maybe I'll start a thread making fun of Golden State or Miami so I can sound like a moron too.

[D-Wade #3]

The Mavs are like that one dirtty fucker that you meet at least once in your life that has really bad B.O....Their reputation is fucked, because no matter how clean they get, they will always be known for stinking up the joint

[TD4THREE]

That's right play it cool Mav fans,I mean it's not like that 06 series is the pinnacle of greatness for the maverick franchise or anything.:rolleyes

[Findog]

Nothing more pathetic than creating a Dwyane Wade troll because you feel sheepish making fun of the Mavs as a Spurs fan.

[D-Wade #3]

Nothing more pathetic than creating a Dwyane Wade troll because you feel sheepish making fun of the Mavs as a Spurs fan.

You would know pathetic

[in2deep]

Nothing more pathetic than creating a Dwyane Wade troll because you feel sheepish making fun of the Mavs as a Spurs fan.

is it more pathetic than forming a "mavs crew" in an internet forum?

[D-Wade #3]

That's right play it cool Mavs fans,I mean it's not like that 06 series is the pinnacle of greatness for the maverick franchise or anything.:rolleyes

It's like when they beat the spurs, they immediately reach orgasm, therefore blowing their load early, not knowing that they are more bitches to conquer

[clambake]

It's like when they beat the spurs, they immediately reach orgasm, therefore blowing their load early, not knowing that they are more bitches to conquer

can't argue with that.

[badfish22]

You would know pathetic

ohhh what a burn

[Michael Kelso]

ohhh what a burn

Totally sick burn man!

[nkdlunch]

can't argue with that.

:lol

[chichi!gettheyeyo]

beaner
wetback
spick

better?

Who the fuck you calling a spick, mang? You white piece of bread. Get outta the way...

[monosylab1k]

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