Suns vs. Mitt Romney thread

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

The battle for who most likely plays a Royless Blazers team in round 1. It'll be tough for Phoenix but doable if Boozer is out.

[The TroutBum]

Mitt Romney?

I know your two alcohol-soaked braincells are in a constant tug-o-war with each other, but damn man, at least be funny and/or creative.

[BRHornet45]

Utah Jazz Season Ticket Representatives

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[The TroutBum]

Hornet Booster Club President
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[da_suns_fan]

Ive been to a Suns/Jazz game in Salt Lake (three years ago).

You all have no idea how loud that place is.

I give the Suns a 10% chance of winning tonight. Maybe thats too high.

[BanditHiro]

it a win win really either you get royless blazers or the free falling thuggets

[pauls931]

Damn, did Utah raise or lower the hoop on the Suns end of the court?

[pauls931]

Maybe it's time to get Amare the ball rather than have fun time shooting fade aways.

He might want to guard Okur since all that stiff can do is shoot spot up 3s.

[pauls931]

Suns if they want to win need to play a perfect game to steal it in the palace. I bet all the mormons there creep out the away teams.

[sribb43]

:lmao @ Koufus

[pauls931]

hmmm Dragic vs Deron... Keep on restin' Nash and Amare.

[pauls931]

:lmao Dragic out playing D-Will.

Deron getting pissed, not much he can do missing 2 starters.

[alchemist]

Suns going Jason Kidd spousal abuse mode on the Jazz.

[Jeremy]

This is 5 Suns bench players vs. 5 Jazz starters!!!

[pauls931]

Amundson will probably end up in jail for what he's doing to the jazz tonight.

[Jeremy]

Oh no, now Gentry brings the starters back in.

[pauls931]

This is 5 Suns bench players vs. 5 Jazz starters!!!

More like 3 starters, this is a very short handed jazz squad.

[alchemist]

This is amazing defense by the Suns I have to say, Nash looking like Raja Bell out there

[pauls931]

I'm confused, the refs are calling a clean game. What's up?

[JustBlaze]

Jazz don't want the 3rd seed.:lmao

[pauls931]

They did a good job weathering that Jazz run at the end of the half. Looking forwards to the bench getting back in. Utah is going to get tired soon.

[Jeremy]

I'm still nervous. We lost by 9 points when we had a 17 point lead with about 14 minutes left in the game, in Utah in January.

[Jeremy]

Yep.

[pauls931]

Suns doing a superb job of collapsing on Deron. Not letting them iso him on Nash.

[Jeremy]

Wow. I really didn't expect this, even without Boozer, especially with the Jazz having more to play for.

[D-Wade #3]

lol jizz

[pauls931]

Wow. I really didn't expect this, even without Boozer, especially with the Jazz having more to play for.

I was expecting more help from the zebras.

edit: never mind, they got Dudley...

[crc21209]

The Jazz are messing up what I wanted...I wanted a Suns-Nuggets series not a Suns-Blazers series. :td

[SASPURS09]

no surprises here. pnx will be tough for spurs or mavs in round 2

[The TroutBum]

I've never wanted to slit my nuts off more than I do right now.

Nice fucking collapse, pussies.

I'm just so fucking frustrated right now, I could puke. Great game by the Suns, you guys just wanted it more.

[Pelicans78]

I'm totally shocked by this. Even with Boozer out, never expected Utah to lose a game like this at home and lose easily. Wow.

[pauls931]

They put in their remaining starters vs the suns bench so it looks like they're still trying to win.

edit: Amare back in.

[pauls931]

Seriously, this may be the best played game I've ever seen the suns play. I know it's against a crippled team, but wow. Wish they could bottle this up.

[Jeremy]

Why is Amare in?!?! He should be resting for the playoffs, and he better not get injured!!

[pauls931]

Why is Amare in?!?! He should be resting for the playoffs, and he better not get injured!!

Gentry probably wanted to make sure the Jazz wouldn't make a run against the subs. An overkill, but not that dumb. Nash stayed out the whole quarter.

[Xylus]

Hard to find anything to complain about tonight. This is about as good a performance as I could have asked for. Held the Jazz to 38% shooting, 86 points, in SLC.

By the way, fuck Jerry Sloan. Dirty ass coach.

[da_suns_fan]

I cant believe they won....

Can you hear how loud that crowd is? Ive been there. Its freaking ridiculous.

Props to the Suns bench.

[The TroutBum]

Hard to find anything to complain about tonight. This is about as good a performance as I could have asked for. Held the Jazz to 38% shooting, 86 points, in SLC.

By the way, fuck Jerry Sloan. Dirty ass coach.

Jerry Sloan? I must've missed it -- what did he do that has your clitoris all puffy?

[The TroutBum]

isn't there some mma circle jerk you should be at right now?

Nah, the next one isn't until Saturday. Anyhow, I'd really like to know what Sloan did that makes him dirty?

Good game bro, shitty insult though.