Wii Fit injury turns woman into a sex addict

[phyzik]

http://in.news.yahoo.com/139/20100414/882/twl-wii-fit-injury-turns-woman-into-a-se.html

Wii Fit injury turns woman into a sex addict!

London, Apr 14 (ANI): Amanda Flowers, a catering worker in Manchester, needs 10 sex sessions a day - courtesy a fall from her Wii Fit board which turned her into a sex addict.

Even the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on, reports The Daily Star.

She said: "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm."

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.

Single Amanda, 24, from Harpurhey, said: "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me." (ANI)

[1369]

This was too good not to trans-post.

Hate to break it to you all but 10 times a day for three days and she's going to smell like a damp basement full of sardines and ass.

[Mixability]

i don't want to assume, but if she was playing Wii Fit, she'll probably be looking for a while.....


i hope pics prove me wrong.

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

i dont like it when it smells like fish......... what a turn off

[Stringer_Bell]

i dont like it when it smells like fish......... what a turn off

Don't judge the car before you've had a chance to test drive. :nope

Someone must have pics to use in this poor woman's defense, anybody??!

[Mixability]

if she was hot, the media would've plastered her face all over the article to grab attention. only pics i saw attached to this story was cankles on wii balance board.

[Blake]

surely she's already bought one of these

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[word]

:ttiwwp:

[BRHornet45]

sons someone gets this girl a black dick ASAP

[xellos88330]

Surprised that she hasn't filed a lawsuit.

I think she is grateful.

[mrsmaalox]

I bet it was the "downward facing dog" position in the yoga that did it!

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I bet it was the "downward facing dog" position in the yoga that did it!

Upward dog hits the G-spot better

[ShoogarBear]

Now she knows how it feels to be a guy.

[CuckingFunt]

Attention whore.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

She's out of luck until the release of Wii Clit.

[ALWAYS bet on BLACK]

sons someone gets this girl a black dick ASAP
BLACK MEN: SATISFYING WOMEN THE WAY OTHER MEN CAN NOT.
http://24hourhiphop.com/thumbs/music/images/927972919souljaboy1.500x350.jpg

[Cry Havoc]

Awesome thread is awesome.

[ShoogarBear]

Don't you mean drofl?

[The Reckoning]

Upward dog hits the G-spot better


you mean your boyfriends prostate?

[jack sommerset]

"Kids, I think for this Mother's Day we should get her a Wii".

[desflood]

sons someone gets this girl a black dick ASAP


BLACK MEN: SATISFYING WOMEN THE WAY OTHER MEN CAN NOT.
http://24hourhiphop.com/thumbs/music/images/927972919souljaboy1.500x350.jpg
This myth has already been busted.

[LnGrrrR]

Nintendo needs to make this women their sponsor ASAP, and watch as men everywhere buy their wives one of these...