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ALWAYS bet on BLACK
04-16-2010, 02:44 PM
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We can officially say that we envy Kim Kardashian (http://www.hollyscoop.com/kim-kardashian/256.aspx)! Kim hooked up with one of our favorite men in the whole wide world, Cristiano Ronaldo (http://www.hollyscoop.com/cristiano-ronaldo/366.aspx).


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CubanSucks
04-16-2010, 02:58 PM
Once you go black, you don't go back...cause you're probably HIV+

BlackSwordsMan
04-16-2010, 03:02 PM
this ho moves fast

Kermit
04-16-2010, 03:06 PM
That soccer guy has probably sexed more guys and girls than Wilt.

spurs_fan_in_exile
04-16-2010, 03:08 PM
So she's a lesbian now?

Stringer_Bell
04-16-2010, 03:15 PM
Kim has looked progressively worse since Ray J dumped her. She got some weird facial thing going on, weird skinniness...afaik this new dude got damaged goods and the shittiest version yet of what was once a hot woman.

tlongII
04-16-2010, 03:19 PM
Maybe she's lost some of that fat ass?

Fpoonsie
04-16-2010, 03:27 PM
Maybe she's lost some of that fat ass?

Fucking kill yourself.

JudynTX
04-16-2010, 03:30 PM
:lol The love/hate for Kim around here is hilarious.

JudynTX
04-16-2010, 03:34 PM
Every guy on this site would bang Kim, but she's not settle down material.

:lol:lol:lol

Kermit
04-16-2010, 03:38 PM
I can't stand those fake moaning women. If I were 1000 X handsomer and a famous hollywood actor who actually had a chance at banging her, I think I would wear earplugs.

Bukefal
04-16-2010, 03:52 PM
I dont think this is real. Its just gossip bullshit. Anyway, Christiano Ronaldo is such a freakin douchebag, seriously. He is the kobe bryant of football, but then another 10 x worse. I cant stand him, arrogant little piece of shit :lol

Kermit
04-16-2010, 03:55 PM
I dont think this is real. Its just gossip bullshit. Anyway, Christiano Ronaldo is such a freakin douchebag, seriously. I cant stand him, arrogant little piece of shit :lol

Yeah, but he's a douche who gets massive amounts of poon and we all want to be that douche.

Mixability
04-16-2010, 04:48 PM
Every guy on this site would bang Kim, but she's not settle down material.

so true

MiamiHeat
04-16-2010, 06:08 PM
Every guy on this site would bang Kim, but she's not settle down material.

fuck that

i wouldn't touch her.

once you go black, we don't want you back.

MiamiHeat
04-16-2010, 06:09 PM
also, the myth of the black penis is played out

facts are facts, there is no actual difference between penis sizes between races. it's always the same average of about 5-7 inches for the average male, black white or whatever.

Borosai
04-16-2010, 06:53 PM
Every guy on this site would bang Kim, but she's not settle down material.

I honestly wouldn't touch the girl. You can't even see her face behind the paint.

exstatic
04-16-2010, 06:54 PM
Every guy on this site would bang Kim, but she's not settle down material.

I think it's actually a generational thing. Probably every guy 40 an under. Believe it or not, a big butt used to be considered unattractive, probably right up into the mid 90s, when rap/hip hop hit the mainstream. I saw those un-retouched pics of her ass, and wanted to hurl from the sight of the cottage cheese-like cellulite masses on her ass and thighs.

exstatic
04-16-2010, 07:28 PM
White men have always wanted fat asses, so much so that their women used to fake it, and still do if they have the money.

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff306/hubble2016/1110.jpg

:lol Nah, that's just a shelf to store their fan or umbrella.

There's a reason that Sir Mix-a-lot rapped that song. The butt WAS only attractive to the black man back then, and maybe a few fetishists.

rjv
04-16-2010, 07:39 PM
she better get married now before it all goes downhill.

HarlemHeat37
04-16-2010, 07:48 PM
I disagree about being settle down material..she has $$$ and a rich family..you can do a lot worse..

Borosai
04-17-2010, 02:03 AM
Post a pic of your last lady, and let's see if she looks half as good as Kim, not saying Kim is gorgeous, but you all are insane to say you wouldn't ht it.

Looking half as good as Kim isn't saying much. I simply don't find her attractive in any way. But hey, if everyone else wants to tadadass, that'll just free up the good ones for me.

ShoogarBear
04-17-2010, 07:37 AM
Looking half as good as Kim isn't saying much. I simply don't find her attractive in any way. But hey, if everyone else wants to tadadass, that'll just free up the good ones for me.

Faulty logic.

The Franchise
04-17-2010, 11:39 AM
also, the myth of the black penis is played out

facts are facts, there is no actual difference between penis sizes between races. it's always the same average of about 5-7 inches for the average male, black white or whatever.

What is your fascination with black dicks. Fag. :lol

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
04-17-2010, 11:42 AM
It is indeed a fact that blacks have a larger, lengthier, and girthier penis and they are also better lovers overall. More aggressive and dominant beings therefore they are indeed superior at sex.

MiamiHeat, Chris Richards, and BRHornets will testify to that.

Cant_Be_Faded
04-17-2010, 01:03 PM
hahahahaha
she'll never be satisfied until she dates that muscular black actor doing those Right Guard commercials

MiamiHeat
04-17-2010, 01:07 PM
It is indeed a fact that blacks have a larger, lengthier, and girthier penis and they are also better lovers overall. More aggressive and dominant beings therefore they are indeed superior at sex.

MiamiHeat, Chris Richards, and BRHornets will testify to that.

http://ezinearticles.com/?Common-Myths-About-Penis-Size&id=455439

There are also those myths that sustain the idea that the black race is the most privileged one when it comes to penis size. Many people think that all black men have huge penises. This idea is completely false. Let me tell you that I have seen many black men with small penises and white guys with huge penises. So, the color of the skin has nothing to do with the size of the penis. Scientists say that their research has proved that there is no major difference between human races and that the black penis myth is also unfunded.

Cant_Be_Faded
04-17-2010, 01:08 PM
http://ezinearticles.com/?Common-Myths-About-Penis-Size&id=455439

There are also those myths that sustain the idea that the black race is the most privileged one when it comes to penis size. Many people think that all black men have huge penises. This idea is completely false. Let me tell you that I have seen many black men with small penises and white guys with huge penises. So, the color of the skin has nothing to do with the size of the penis. Scientists say that their research has proved that there is no major difference between human races and that the black penis myth is also unfunded.

I bet the scientists that did those studies were white

The Reckoning
04-17-2010, 01:18 PM
white people have lengthier and girthier neurons

MiamiHeat
04-17-2010, 01:20 PM
I bet the scientists that did those studies were white

damn, that's racist. Black people CAN read and finish school, you know? There are black scientists, dude.

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/7040/niggawatts.jpg

gaKNOW!blee
04-17-2010, 01:22 PM
Every guy on this site would bang Kim, but she's not settle down material.

who the fuck uses "bang" anymore? are you 12?

TIMMYD!
04-17-2010, 02:32 PM
I would fuck her brains out.

panic giraffe
04-17-2010, 04:00 PM
You white boys are hilarious. You motherfuccers love melons and chicken.

isn't MH hadji, not white?

MiamiHeat
04-17-2010, 04:01 PM
isn't MH hadji, not white?

Spaniards/Italians are not arab


http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6223/pimphater.jpg

The Reckoning
04-17-2010, 04:04 PM
you must be a moor then.

hypocrite!

MiamiHeat
04-17-2010, 04:09 PM
you must be a moor then.

hypocrite!

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4387/babyslap.jpg

Cant_Be_Faded
04-17-2010, 08:15 PM
damn, that's racist. Black people CAN read and finish school, you know? There are black scientists, dude.

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/7040/niggawatts.jpg

rofl x a hundred bajillion

jesus christ the internet is funny

The Franchise
04-17-2010, 09:51 PM
Spaniards/Italians are not arab


No, but most Spaniards/Italians have African descendants (Spain was pretty much an African colony until about 500 years ago). Do some homework ######. :lol

resistanze
04-17-2010, 10:01 PM
No, but most Spaniards/Italians have African descendants (Spain was pretty much an African colony until about 500 years ago). Do some homework ######. :lol

:lmao

MiamiHeat
04-17-2010, 10:14 PM
No, but most Spaniards/Italians have African descendants (Spain was pretty much an African colony until about 500 years ago). Do some homework ######. :lol

Dead wrong.

Spain was originally inhabited by Celtic peoples.

Then the Romans. in fact, the Roman Gladius comes from Spain, it is the birthplace of many roman military technologies and tactics of the time.

then the Islamic Moors came around, who were NORTH AFRICAN ARAB peoples. That doesn't mean every single Spaniard was raped and turned into arabs. They respected the Christian Spaniards and let them practice their religion. They weren't black. Africa does not = black.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/Maler_der_Geschichte_von_Bay%C3%A2d_und_Riy%C3%A2d _002.jpg/659px-Maler_der_Geschichte_von_Bay%C3%A2d_und_Riy%C3%A2d _002.jpg

then the Reconquista happened, and Spain is what it is now.

So no, spaniards are european white, not "african black" or "arab"

American blacks and the slave trade come from Sub-Saharan and Western africa peoples, who are black.

North africans do not look like Sub-Saharan africans.

CuckingFunt
04-17-2010, 10:22 PM
then the Islamic Moors came around, who were NORTH AFRICAN ARAB peoples. That doesn't mean every single Spaniard was raped and turned into arabs.

Nice edit there to correct the fact you'd completely contradicted yourself within a single post.


None of this explains why you're terrified of black penis, though.

The Franchise
04-17-2010, 10:31 PM
Dead wrong.

Spain was originally inhabited by Celtic peoples.

Then the Romans. in fact, the Roman Gladius comes from Spain, it is the birthplace of many roman military technologies and tactics of the time.

then the Islamic Moors came around, who were NORTH AFRICAN ARAB peoples. That doesn't mean every single Spaniard was raped and turned into arabs. They respected the Christian Spaniards and let them practice their religion. They weren't black. Africa does not = black.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/Maler_der_Geschichte_von_Bay%C3%A2d_und_Riy%C3%A2d _002.jpg/659px-Maler_der_Geschichte_von_Bay%C3%A2d_und_Riy%C3%A2d _002.jpg

then the Reconquista happened, and Spain is what it is now.

So no, spaniards are european white, not "african black" or "arab"

American blacks and the slave trade come from Sub-Saharan and Western africa peoples, who are black.

North africans do not look like Sub-Saharan africans.

Keep trying to convince yourself. ######. :lol

resistanze
04-17-2010, 10:31 PM
Dude, MH, we saw your pic.

Allahu Akbar.

MiamiHeat
04-17-2010, 10:31 PM
None of this explains why you're terrified of black penis, though.

Hating something doesn't mean = terrified or scared of

I don't like cockroaches, but I'll squash those motherfuckers all day long, no terror or fear here. get your mind in line, use logic, CF.


the myth of the big black cock is just that - a myth. There is no significant difference between races when it comes to penis length, but if you want to get REALLY TECHNICAL ABOUT IT......

the famous American sex researchers William Masters and Virginia E. Johnson found that White men are, on average, slightly larger than blacks.

http://www.sex-project.com/myths.shtml


Also, keep in mind that the world's largest penis (13.5 inches when erect) belongs to a White actor named Jonah Falcon.

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/5938137/mr_big


so let's put this stupid black myth to rest. it's a lie.

MiamiHeat
04-17-2010, 10:32 PM
Dude, MH, we saw your pic.

Allahu Akbar.

http://www.everyjoe.com/nbaobsessed/files/2008/02/pau-gasol.jpg

He arab too?

MiamiHeat
04-17-2010, 10:34 PM
Keep trying to convince yourself. ######. :lol

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/4282/spidermanblack.jpg

The Franchise
04-17-2010, 10:35 PM
Also, keep in mind that the world's largest penis (13.5 inches when erect) belongs to a White actor named Jonah Falcon.

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/5938137/mr_big


You love dick don't you?

MiamiHeat
04-17-2010, 10:36 PM
You love dick don't you?

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4114/bitchpleasedp.jpg

CuckingFunt
04-17-2010, 10:41 PM
Hating something doesn't mean = terrified or scared of

I don't like cockroaches, but I'll squash those motherfuckers all day long, no terror or fear here. get your mind in line, use logic, CF.


the myth of the big black cock is just that - a myth. There is no significant difference between races when it comes to penis length, but if you want to get REALLY TECHNICAL ABOUT IT......

the famous American sex researchers William Masters and Virginia E. Johnson found that White men are, on average, slightly larger than blacks.

http://www.sex-project.com/myths.shtml


Also, keep in mind that the world's largest penis (13.5 inches when erect) belongs to a White actor named Jonah Falcon.

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/5938137/mr_big


so let's put this stupid black myth to rest. it's a lie.

You must have mistook me for someone who believed said myth. I don't. I was merely commenting on your apparent preoccupation.

The Franchise
04-17-2010, 10:53 PM
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4114/bitchpleasedp.jpg

It's not an attack upon you. It just seems that everytime you get the chance you're posting something about a penis. I'm not judging you. Accepting your homosexuality is your choice, but lying to yourself about it is just sad. :(

The Reckoning
04-17-2010, 10:59 PM
after all this is said and done, remember im the one who figured out MH was a black islamic moor.

cite your sources people, please

MiamiHeat
04-17-2010, 11:02 PM
after all this is said and done, remember im the one who figured out MH was a black islamic moor.

cite your sources people, please

lol

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3328/me22j.jpg

IM WHITE, BITCHES

i should get a tattoo of SPQR

resistanze
04-17-2010, 11:05 PM
Takbir!

MiamiHeat
04-17-2010, 11:08 PM
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/2109/fuckthiscat.jpg

MiamiHeat
04-17-2010, 11:09 PM
i wonder if any ladies on ST got turned on by my pic

The Reckoning
04-17-2010, 11:09 PM
lol spqr. you would be more vandal/black moor than roman

The Reckoning
04-17-2010, 11:14 PM
so better go ahead and get that tat of a crescent-shaped watermelon

The Franchise
04-17-2010, 11:17 PM
lol

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3328/me22j.jpg

IM WHITE, BITCHES

i should get a tattoo of SPQR

:lmao:lmao:lmao I get it now. You're retarded! :lol

MiamiHeat
04-17-2010, 11:23 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao I get it now. You're retarded! :lol

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5922/starea.jpg

ALWAYS bet on BLACK
04-18-2010, 03:53 AM
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/archives/2009/06/is_black_dick_r.php
Even positive stereotypes are still stereotypes, and one of the oldest ones in creation--often patronizingly used by white folk--is that black dick is the best shit on earth. It's supposedly bigger, hotter, livelier, and more do-able than any other appendage on the planet, even more welcome than a stick shift on a free Oprah giveaway car. But is it true? Is a black penis by necessity more alluring than a pasty white wee-wee? And if it isn't, doesn't the forced expectation result in shrieks of disappointment every time an African American man undresses?
Someone please open up your trap and tell me the real deal on this culinary subject. I've never sampled such a thing--I mean let's pretend I've never sampled such a thing--and I'm anxious to hear your views on whether dark chocolate is always tastier than the white stuff. And what about Asians?
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/img/badge-facebook.png (http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/archives/2009/06/is_black_dick_r.php&t=Is%20Black%20Dick%20Really%20Better%3F) http://blogs.villagevoice.com/img/badge-su.png (http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/archives/2009/06/is_black_dick_r.php&title=Is%20Black%20Dick%20Really%20Better%3F) 0diggsdigg

http://www.nypress.com/article-12509-a-white-woman-explains-why-she-prefers-black-men.html

Black skin is thick and lush, sensuous to the touch, like satin and velvet made flesh. There's only one patch of skin on a white man's body that remotely compares to nearly every inch of a black man's skin. The first time I caressed black skin, it felt like a luxury I shouldn't be able to afford. I craved it more strongly than Carrie Bradshaw craved Manolo Blahnik shoes. That phrase, "Once you go black, you never go back" is all about the feeling of the skin.

BRHornet45
04-18-2010, 04:23 AM
sons Kim used to be a true, full grown beast. a real P.A.W.G. .... however over the last year or so she has lost so much ass it isn't even funny. not to mention the fact that she has pleased more black men than Popeye's and KFC combined. she is still a head turner no doubt, but that thing has got to be so loose. my God

TIMMYD!
04-18-2010, 09:39 AM
I think we should get back to talking about Kim's tits and ass...

The Reckoning
04-18-2010, 01:23 PM
Black skin is thick and lush, sensuous to the touch, like satin and velvet made flesh. There's only one patch of skin on a white man's body that remotely compares to nearly every inch of a black man's skin.


wow thats creepy.

lol i wonder what that patch of skin is? the asshole?

Dark Gable
04-18-2010, 03:40 PM
Hating something doesn't mean = terrified or scared of

I don't like cockroaches, but I'll squash those motherfuckers all day long, no terror or fear here. get your mind in line, use logic, CF.


the myth of the big black cock is just that - a myth. There is no significant difference between races when it comes to penis length, but if you want to get REALLY TECHNICAL ABOUT IT......

the famous American sex researchers William Masters and Virginia E. Johnson found that White men are, on average, slightly larger than blacks.

http://www.sex-project.com/myths.shtml


Also, keep in mind that the world's largest penis (13.5 inches when erect) belongs to a White actor named Jonah Falcon.

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/5938137/mr_big


so let's put this stupid black myth to rest. it's a lie.

Myth or not I guarantee my johnson will dwarf your myth proving penis.

CubanSucks
04-18-2010, 08:50 PM
Black skin is stanky and usually spotted with random small keloids. Black hair is...let's just say don't touch unless you want grease on your hands for at least a week

fixed

DarkReign
04-19-2010, 09:32 AM
Until ST, I never really knew how often other males talked and bragged on their penises. Not only that, but actually sourcing their claims with op-ed pieces and a loose correlation with science.

I honestly dont remember having these conversations as a pre-adult....certainly not nearly as often, if at all.

Much too worried about false bravado.

MH and Bet on Black, get a new hobby. The Study of Penis puts you two under suspicion.

RandomGuy
04-19-2010, 09:35 AM
http://www.hollyscoop.com/cristiano-ronaldo/kim-kardashian-caught-kissing-cristiano-ronaldo_23627.aspx#axzz0lIIH4IKb
We can officially say that we envy Kim Kardashian (http://www.hollyscoop.com/kim-kardashian/256.aspx)! Kim hooked up with one of our favorite men in the whole wide world, Cristiano Ronaldo (http://www.hollyscoop.com/cristiano-ronaldo/366.aspx).


Read more: http://www.hollyscoop.com/cristiano-ronaldo/kim-kardashian-caught-kissing-cristiano-ronaldo_23627.aspx#ixzz0lIIfeInr




http://www.hotmommagossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Kim-Kardashian-Cristiano-Ronaldo.jpg

That guy looks like a douchebag. He also vaguely resembles pee wee herman.

CubanSucks
04-19-2010, 02:34 PM
http://www.hotmommagossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Kim-Kardashian-Cristiano-Ronaldo.jpg

http://www.celebrityicing.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/PeeWeeHerman.jpg

The Reckoning
04-19-2010, 03:48 PM
dont give him that much credit. pee wee herman was a genius at what he did.

Smart Ass
04-19-2010, 04:02 PM
dont give him that much credit. pee wee herman was a genius at what he did.

aren't we all? :jack

jacobdrj
04-19-2010, 04:09 PM
Every guy on this site would bang Kim, but she's not settle down material.

No man, even slightly worried about an STD, would even think of 'hitting that'.

Sisk
04-19-2010, 04:58 PM
More aggressive and dominant beings therefore they are indeed superior at sex.

dominant? :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Africa > Europe
:rollin

florige
04-19-2010, 10:04 PM
You a FYI for all you Kim Kardashian horndogs out there, her video is being removed from most porn websites. So I suggest you download and save if you happen to run across it.