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mrsmaalox
04-19-2010, 02:11 PM
Disease and pestilence maybe, but earthquakes??


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100419/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_iran_earthquakes_promiscuity

Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

BEIRUT – A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

Iran is one of the world's most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric's unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

Women in the Islamic Republic are required by law to cover from head to toe, but many, especially the young, ignore some of the more strict codes and wear tight coats and scarves pulled back that show much of the hair.

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?" Sedighi asked during a prayer sermon Friday. "There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes."

Seismologists have warned for at least two decades that it is likely the sprawling capital will be struck by a catastrophic quake in the near future.

Some experts have even suggested Iran should move its capital to a less seismically active location. Tehran straddles scores of fault lines, including one more than 50 miles (80 kilometers) long, though it has not suffered a major quake since 1830.

In 2003, a powerful earthquake hit the southern city of Bam, killing 31,000 people — about a quarter of that city's population — and destroying its ancient mud-built citadel.

"A divine authority told me to tell the people to make a general repentance. Why? Because calamities threaten us," Sedighi said.

Referring to the violence that followed last June's disputed presidential election, he said, "The political earthquake that occurred was a reaction to some of the actions (that took place). And now, if a natural earthquake hits Tehran, no one will be able to confront such a calamity but God's power, only God's power. ... So let's not disappoint God."

The Iranian government and its security forces have been locked in a bloody battle with a large opposition movement that accuses Ahmadinejad of winning last year's vote by fraud.

Ahmadinejad made his quake prediction two weeks ago but said he could not give an exact date. He acknowledged that he could not order all of Tehran's 12 million people to evacuate. "But provisions have to be made. ... At least 5 million should leave Tehran so it is less crowded," the president said.

Minister of Welfare and Social Security Sadeq Mahsooli said prayers and pleas for forgiveness were the best "formulas to repel earthquakes."

"We cannot invent a system that prevents earthquakes, but God has created this system and that is to avoid sins, to pray, to seek forgiveness, pay alms and self-sacrifice," Mahsooli said.

Fpoonsie
04-19-2010, 02:15 PM
Makes sense. First, you eat the apple.

Now, you cause quakes.

Bigzax
04-19-2010, 02:19 PM
shake it like a salt shaka!

coyotes_geek
04-19-2010, 02:23 PM
<--- approves of promiscous women who can make the earth move.

z0sa
04-19-2010, 02:23 PM
yes they do

baseline bum
04-19-2010, 02:29 PM
What a piece of shit. He sounds like Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell.

JMarkJohns
04-19-2010, 02:36 PM
"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,"

Love this statement. The inferred cause and effect is an outright riot! Immodest dress leads men to stray, creates babies, infects society with immorality and... SHAKES THE FOUNDATIONS OF THIS WORLD!!!

The Cougar
04-19-2010, 02:48 PM
I'll all for blaming shit on bitches cause they're whore, but come on now

CubanMustGo
04-19-2010, 03:05 PM
Crap, if this was true Dallas would have been destroyed decades ago.

Bukefal
04-19-2010, 03:21 PM
he just wants to bang one, he is frustrated.

these people are crazy with their f*cked up beliefs and narrowminded thoughts, but they also have power, that makes it dangerous.

The Cougar
04-19-2010, 03:26 PM
he just wants to bang one, he is frustrated.

these people are crazy with their f*cked up beliefs and narrowminded thoughts, but they also have power, that makes it dangerous.

they also homo, alot

resistanze
04-19-2010, 03:37 PM
What a piece of shit. He sounds like Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell.

Homos and abortions did cause 9/11, though.

desflood
04-19-2010, 03:48 PM
they also homo, alot
This is actually true. It's the natural consequence of not allowing men and women to have normal social relationships.

Drachen
04-19-2010, 04:17 PM
Another example of people believing that god is a magic douchebag.

admiralsnackbar
04-19-2010, 04:49 PM
This Cleric must have never met Chilean women.

easjer
04-19-2010, 06:06 PM
Why is that it is always women seducing men? Do men have no say in their own actions and moral decisions?

I don't get that. If there is sin because of adulterous action, it's on both the man and woman. If there is sin because of immoral dress, it's as much on the men who look as the woman who flaunts.

Ugh.

exstatic
04-19-2010, 06:46 PM
Why is that it is always women seducing men? Do men have no say in their own actions and moral decisions?

I don't get that. If there is sin because of adulterous action, it's on both the man and woman. If there is sin because of immoral dress, it's as much on the men who look as the woman who flaunts.

Ugh.

All of the Major Religions are misogynistic, at least to some extent. Islam is just the cutting edge of depersonalization and control of the female.

timvpimp
04-19-2010, 07:08 PM
Once her shawl is removed, even Alla gets shocked to trembling which causes quakes, regardless of asceticism.

smeagol
04-19-2010, 07:13 PM
Don't need no Iman to tell me that. That is common knowledge.

easjer
04-19-2010, 07:17 PM
All of the Major Religions are misogynistic, at least to some extent. Islam is just the cutting edge of depersonalization and control of the female.

I know.

I am not a fan.

Drachen
04-19-2010, 10:00 PM
If that's the case shouldn't there be an 8.3 quake every night at joe's volcano??

Shaolin-Style
04-19-2010, 10:23 PM
There's plenty of evil beyond promiscuity. Isolating that as a factor for disasters screams ignorance. I'm not one to assume I know God's plans or how he interacts with our world but I'd like to think he doesn't make it a point to send earthquakes off and on to punish all humans believers and sinners alike for just the faults of women alone.

Scola
04-19-2010, 11:40 PM
Why can't people just use common sense anymore...?
People in the middle east are ultra conservative, they want to live according to 2,000 year old rules and demand that everyone follow their religion. They want to control everyone, take things to the extreme, and refuse to change or adapt to the modern world. Some of their customs like Burkas (the things that entirely cover women) are totally ridiculous.

Some westerners on the other hand also forget common sense. I think Dave Chappelle did a skit on it "If you dress like a hooker, you might just get confused for one". The way you dress impacts the way people view you. Don't wear a shirt with your boobs hanging and then get mad when guys stare :lol

The Reckoning
04-19-2010, 11:44 PM
Don't wear a shirt with your boobs hanging and then get mad when guys stare :lol


i saw this blonde girl walking to class the other day with the most gargantuous knockers ever hanging out of her top.

best part...it was raining.

i love america

Jacob1983
04-20-2010, 01:58 AM
Whores are causing quakes? I thought it was global warming. Was Al Gore wrong?

Trainwreck2100
04-20-2010, 03:57 AM
Why is that it is always women seducing men? Do men have no say in their own actions and moral decisions?

I don't get that. If there is sin because of adulterous action, it's on both the man and woman. If there is sin because of immoral dress, it's as much on the men who look as the woman who flaunts.

Ugh.


Man can't make a womanskank open her legs, if a key opens many locks it's a master key, if a lock opens to anyone its a shitty lock. That being said im all for hot women dressing hot, its the free range ones that need to cover up. Hell they probably are the ones causing the quakes to begin with.















free range=fat





fat people cause earth quakes

exstatic
04-20-2010, 07:21 AM
fat people cause earth quakes

Only if they all jump up and down at the same time.

Trainwreck2100
04-20-2010, 11:39 AM
Only if they all jump up and down at the same time.

someone's fucked when the new twilight movie comes out

RandomGuy
04-20-2010, 12:46 PM
All of the Major Religions are misogynistic, at least to some extent. Islam is just the cutting edge of depersonalization and control of the female.

It is less Islam itself than Arabic and tribal cultural norms.

Mark in Austin
04-20-2010, 02:33 PM
He sounds like Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell.

Was thinking the same thing. Every society has its zealots that prey on the ignorant.

Ghazi
04-20-2010, 02:52 PM
Iran IMO

Jimcs50
04-20-2010, 03:09 PM
Can I have some fries with that shake?

RandomGuy
04-20-2010, 04:17 PM
What a piece of shit. He sounds like Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell.

DING!

Don't forget the good reverend Hagee, who blamed Katrina on a gay pride parade.

or the Westburo Baptist church folks who blame soldiers' deaths on gays, etc.

Peice of shit theocrats are not the exclusive purview of Iran.

RuffnReadyOzStyle
04-20-2010, 09:53 PM
The thing that makes me laugh at stories like this is the utter human vanity and arrogance involved in what guys like this are saying - it puts human actions at the centre of the Universe in that breaking a moral law causes the earth to shake! What a crock of shit. Such deep denial about the physical world, and the place of humans within it, is amazing.


Whores are causing quakes? I thought it was global warming. Was Al Gore wrong?

Could you conflate ideas more idiotically? The answer you were looking for is "plate tectonics". :rolleyes