View Full Version : Hendricks becomes Esquire's newest sexiest woman alive..
oh crap
04-20-2010, 10:38 AM
meh... becoming pretty overrated imo
http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/christina-hendricks-esquire.jpg
EmptyMan
04-20-2010, 10:44 AM
I approve.
Going strictly by physical features, she's obviously one of em.
RedsLakers24
04-20-2010, 11:09 AM
WTF......Shes not that hot
RollingStoned
04-20-2010, 11:10 AM
She wasn't on my radar.
WTF......Shes not that hot
http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab104/a24dones/DSC_0161.jpg
Is this more your type?
spurs_fan_in_exile
04-20-2010, 11:17 AM
I' DD hit it.
oh crap
04-20-2010, 11:17 AM
she's not even the hottest on Mad Men, let alone sexiest alive
IronMexican
04-20-2010, 11:18 AM
:tu
Death In June
04-20-2010, 11:20 AM
Not to offend anyones taste in women, but this chick is shit-ugly. She looks like the face transplant victim of a chimpanzee attack.
LnGrrrR
04-20-2010, 11:27 AM
Esquire is frigging ridiculous. Give me a break.
I'd take Selma Hayek, Shannon Elizabeth, Scarlet Johansen, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jessica Alba over her, off the top of my head.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd love to dive into those fun bags. But sexiest woman alive? Doubtful.
MaNuMaNiAc
04-20-2010, 11:36 AM
I always thought she was pretty fucking hot myself, though this whole sexiest woman alive is complete utter bullshit anyways
CuckingFunt
04-20-2010, 12:00 PM
Christina Hendricks is fantastic.
BlackSwordsMan
04-20-2010, 12:24 PM
good choice
mrsmaalox
04-20-2010, 01:06 PM
She's pretty.
Drachen
04-20-2010, 01:17 PM
who is she?
Spurminator
04-20-2010, 01:22 PM
She's very sexy. This is not a good photo shoot though.
robino2001
04-20-2010, 01:24 PM
I love red-heads and giant boobs like anyone, but she just absolutely doesn't do a thing for me. Something about the face/smile just is unattractive. I agree on the overrated stuff but it's all opinion.
monosylab1k
04-20-2010, 01:26 PM
Way hotter than Megan Fox tbh.
Kermit
04-20-2010, 01:43 PM
Underrated my ass. Damn she's fine.
ChumpDumper
04-20-2010, 01:46 PM
I've seen much better pictures of her. Esquire managed to make her look like Wesley Crusher's mom with a rack.
Boris
04-20-2010, 01:47 PM
She needs to get some sun.
oh crap
04-20-2010, 01:51 PM
shiit.. if we're sticking with the red head theme here, she doesn't even beat out isla fisher imbho
http://img.listal.com/image/470773/940full-isla-fisher.jpg
I've seen much better pictures of her. Esquire managed to make her look like Wesley Crusher's mom with a rack.
I fail to see a problem with that.
Kermit
04-20-2010, 01:53 PM
Or this chick...
http://hollywoodsnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/0927_carrot_top_wenn.jpg
Kermit
04-20-2010, 01:54 PM
shiit.. if we're sticking with the red head theme here, she doesn't even beat out isla fisher imbho
http://img.listal.com/image/470773/940full-isla-fisher.jpg
Man that pic is photoshopped to hell. But so are the Hendricks photos.
oh crap
04-20-2010, 01:57 PM
Man that pic is photoshopped to hell. But so are the Hendricks photos.
more natural pic.. and still hotter
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/567/kinopoiskruislafisher64.jpg
Kermit
04-20-2010, 02:00 PM
Nah. I mean she's real nice to look at, but Hendricks has it over her IMO.
CubanMustGo
04-20-2010, 03:29 PM
Interesting thing is that is was WOMEN who voted Hendrix #1.
http://www.esquire.com/women/women-issue/survey-of-american-women-0510
Thunder Dan
04-20-2010, 03:37 PM
I'd teabag her fo sho
Fpoonsie
04-20-2010, 03:42 PM
:lol
FUCK you guys, this chick's GORgeous. I love how picky posters get when some chick's pic is posted. It never fails.
oh crap
04-20-2010, 03:46 PM
:lol
FUCK you guys, this chick's GORgeous. I love how picky posters get when some chick's pic is posted. It never fails.
picky? this isn't about being picky at all. i'm not a fan but i can admit that she's fairly attractive and while i don't get it, can see why others would. that said, the criticism is because the magazine ranks her as the sexiest woman alive and that is what i have trouble with. imbho, she's not the hottest red head or even the hottest actress on mad men for that matter so it's a bit of a stretch for me but if you see her as a godess then so be it. but i'd hit it, absolutely.
Fpoonsie
04-20-2010, 03:53 PM
picky? this isn't about being picky at all. i'm not a fan but i can admit that she's farely attractive and while i don't get it, can see why others would. that said, the criticism is because the magazine ranks her as the sexiest woman alive and that is what i have trouble with. imbho, she's not the hottest red head or even the hottest actress on mad men for that matter so it's a bit of a stretch for me but if you see her as a godess then so be it. but i'd hit it, absolutely.
While the Selmas and Scarletts of the world are certainly impressive, I can't help but think their look has grown a bit...overplayed. I'd wager that the novelty of the voluptuous redhead is what earned her this "prestigious" title. We haven't seen one of THIS magnitude since Jessica Rabbit.
But hey, I get it, though. She may just not be your thing. And, yeah, as you said, and as I assume most guys in this thread would concur, she's very "hittable."
Thunder Dan
04-20-2010, 04:07 PM
Borat's wife is a hotter red head
Fpoonsie
04-20-2010, 04:18 PM
On the Hardline yesterday, Korby read some of the Q&A excerpts from her interview. Fucking hilarious. A sample:
On Men's Bodies
"If we're in love with you, we love your body. Your potbelly, everything. Even if you're insecure about something, we love your body. You feel like you're not this or that? We love your body. We embrace everything. Because it's you."
On Men's Aromas
"Any woman who is currently with a man is with him partly because she loves the way he smells. And if we haven't smelled you for a day or two and then we suddenly are within inches of you, we swoon. We get light-headed. It's intoxicating. It's heady."
On What Real Men Drink
"We want you to order Scotch. It's the most impressive drink order. It's classic. It's sexy. Such a rich color. The glass, the smell. It's not watered down with fruit juice. It's Scotch. And you ordered it."
On How You Describe Other Women's Bodies
"We remember forever what you say about the bodies of other women. When you mention in passing that a certain woman is attractive — could be someone in the office, a woman on the street, a celebrity, any woman in the world, really — your comment goes into a steel box and it stays there forever. We will file the comment under "Women He Finds Attractive." It's not about whether or not we approve of the comment. It's about learning what you think is sexy and how we might be able to convey it. It's about keeping our man by knowing what he likes."
CubanSucks
04-20-2010, 04:25 PM
I hate these hottest chicks lists. Whether it's Maxim or whatever. There's so many sexy women out there I don't even bother giving my own because odds are no one's gonna agree with me. With that said, Christina Hendricks is FIIIIINNNNNE and any guy who disagrees must not like big butts and BIG boobs all natural btw
Cant_Be_Faded
04-20-2010, 09:33 PM
i would die of exhaustion if i had a chance at hendricks
Scola
04-20-2010, 11:41 PM
Shes definitely a 10, :toast
Jacob1983
04-21-2010, 12:49 AM
She's a hottie. Nothing wrong with having some meat on a fine lady. And yes, she's way better looking than Megan Fox and I bet she's an animal in bed. You should see the man she's married to. She obviously isn't the typical shallow Hollywood type. Her husband is a lucky man.
oh crap
04-21-2010, 12:57 AM
She's a hottie. Nothing wrong with having some meat on a fine lady. And yes, she's way better looking than Megan Fox and I bet she's an animal in bed. You should see the man she's married to. She obviously isn't the typical shallow Hollywood type. Her husband is a lucky man.
:lmao
who knew she married the supertroopers stoner who eats the mushrooms
http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Geoffrey-Arend_0.jpg
Fpoonsie
04-21-2010, 01:22 AM
This watermelon eating bitch ain't hot.
I'm sure she can't hold a candle to the dimes you pull nightly, but she's not THAT bad.
LnGrrrR
04-21-2010, 02:53 AM
Christina Hendricks is fantastic.
:lol
You liking this choice was as predictable as the sun rising. :)
CubanSucks
04-21-2010, 03:26 AM
http://goingconcern.com/_old/2009/09/18/christina%20hendricks.jpg
http://dv8.cc/wp-content/gallery/christina-hendricks/christina_hendricks.jpg
FTW
ginobili's bald spot
04-21-2010, 03:32 AM
She's got some huge natural titties so she's alright with me. We need more women like her on TV IMO.
Bukefal
04-21-2010, 04:30 AM
She looks ok, but sexiest woman alive?! Come on now :lol haha
benefactor
04-21-2010, 05:19 AM
She needs to get some sun.
:nope
Her complexion is part of what makes her so attractive.
EmptyMan
04-21-2010, 08:46 AM
http://liveforfilms.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/hendricks.jpg
http://www.celebrityhairstylesnews.com/celebrityhairstyles/christina-hendricks1.jpg
http://i27.tinypic.com/qyaidj.jpg
Redheads are either crazy or ridiculously hot. They also have cool personalities from being so unique.
LnGrrrR
04-21-2010, 09:02 AM
Love the first pic, the second, not so much.
But holy crap are those huge tittays. What size are those? :lol
Nvm, google is my friend. Unofficially... 38-TRIPLE D. Yummy.
LnGrrrR
04-21-2010, 05:09 PM
Oh, and I agree with Isla Fisher being hotter... but maybe that's just cause I picture her as the crazy chick from Wedding Crashers.
Mixability
04-21-2010, 05:15 PM
that green dress does NOT help her, but those last 2 pics do.... wow
TIMMYD!
04-21-2010, 06:23 PM
Not the sexiest woman alive.
But hot damn, this woman can do whatever she wants with me.
:jack:D:hitit:
The Gemini Method
04-21-2010, 06:39 PM
Who really can be defined as "sexiest" woman alive if each have discerning taste? For instance, I don't care for the fire crotch, but that doesn't mean someone else would plow Hendricks. Nor does it mean I'd pass on her either. She is definitely attractive and worthy of a magazine's top spot. It's all subjective...as it always is...
CubanSucks
04-21-2010, 08:23 PM
that green dress does NOT help her, but those last 2 pics do.... wow
Yeah, not help her boobs look smaller
CubanSucks
04-21-2010, 08:24 PM
Who really can be defined as "sexiest" woman alive if each have discerning taste? For instance, I don't care for the fire crotch, but that doesn't mean someone else would plow Hendricks. Nor does it mean I'd pass on her either. She is definitely attractive and worthy of a magazine's top spot. It's all subjective...as it always is...
Agree, and FYI she's a natural blonde. She only has red hair for that show
Jacob1983
04-21-2010, 10:25 PM
This woman is a fine lady and should be given props for not being the stereotypical tooth pick looking Hollywood hoe. More women in Hollywood need to have meat on them.
leemajors
04-21-2010, 10:29 PM
This woman is a fine lady and should be given props for not being the stereotypical tooth pick looking Hollywood hoe. More women in Hollywood need to have meat on them.
:tu
JoeChalupa
04-21-2010, 10:46 PM
Color me red!!
CuckingFunt
04-21-2010, 10:54 PM
Agree, and FYI she's a natural blonde. She only has red hair for that show
It's not just for the show. She's been a redhead for years because she doesn't like her natural color.
Cant_Be_Faded
04-21-2010, 11:59 PM
yeah didn't you know CF is the resident big tittied pale girl expert
CuckingFunt
04-22-2010, 12:31 AM
yeah didn't you know CF is the resident big tittied pale girl expert
I claim no expertise. I merely recall reading that little factoid somewhere.
Mixability
04-22-2010, 12:35 AM
Yeah, not help her boobs look smaller
I say that pic adds 10 years to her.
Cant_Be_Faded
04-22-2010, 01:02 AM
I claim no expertise. I merely recall reading that little factoid somewhere.
I speak relativistically.
You know far more about huge triple D breasted pale red heads than any of us combined
RedsLakers24
04-22-2010, 01:22 AM
Shes hot and all but shes not the sexiest woman
DJ Mbenga
04-22-2010, 01:42 AM
Agree, and FYI she's a natural blonde. She only has red hair for that show
thats good to know cause that kills it for her.
Jacob1983
04-22-2010, 03:46 AM
Guys, you may not admit this but most of you would love to be in the shoes of her husband cause you'd get to screw that big busted big booty woman every night. I bet Jon Hamm aka Don Draper wants to bang her too.
EmptyMan
04-22-2010, 11:07 AM
I would have left the Serenity and crew for that. Just sayin'
CuckingFunt
04-22-2010, 07:09 PM
I would have left the Serenity and crew for that. Just sayin'
She'd certainly be worth the special hell.
Viva Las Espuelas
03-05-2012, 12:08 PM
They're out. That is all I'm gonna say :toast
JudynTX
03-05-2012, 02:17 PM
They're out. That is all I'm gonna say :toast
Are they real?
Viva Las Espuelas
03-05-2012, 02:47 PM
They're so unbelievably real
Viva Las Espuelas
03-05-2012, 02:48 PM
Real big
tlongII
03-05-2012, 03:00 PM
They're real and they're spectacular!
lebomb
03-05-2012, 03:46 PM
http://goingconcern.com/_old/2009/09/18/christina%20hendricks.jpg
http://dv8.cc/wp-content/gallery/christina-hendricks/christina_hendricks.jpg
FTW
WTF crooked big toes. :depressed
CubanSucks
03-05-2012, 03:49 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/christina-hendricks-nude-photo-leak-nsfw
ChumpDumper
03-05-2012, 03:50 PM
WTF crooked big toes. :depressedOnly you would look at her toes.
lebomb
03-05-2012, 04:08 PM
...............I like pretty feet. :D I'd still hit it, but she would have to wear boots.
Viva Las Espuelas
03-05-2012, 04:26 PM
Wow. Now that's a big toe :lol
:lol her toes are pretty fucking gross. but it might just be what she's wearing or something.
lebomb
03-05-2012, 04:35 PM
After you have dated/married a woman with pretty feet. All the toes line up..........no brillo pad bottom of the heal/souls........pedicured nails. Anything less is fugged up. :vomit: You cant even suck on em at that point??!! :wow
I stopped dating a girl after I saw her feet once. Looked like she was a caveman running through shards of glass.
ChumpDumper
03-05-2012, 04:37 PM
After you have dated/married a woman with pretty feet. All the toes line up..........no brillo pad bottom of the heal/souls........pedicured nails. Anything less is fugged up. :vomit: You cant even suck on em at that point??!! :wowYes, you are clearly the best choice for arbiter of what is gross.
lebomb
03-05-2012, 04:39 PM
Yes, you are clearly the best choice for arbiter of what is gross.
Gross - Nasty ass hammertime dogs (feet)
Delicious - Rimming a chicks Fawtbox
:hat
redzero
03-05-2012, 04:52 PM
Okay, now I can't stop looking at her gigantic toe.Thanks, lebomb.
spurs_fan_in_exile
03-05-2012, 05:13 PM
Looks like it's just jammed into a too small shoe. Even then, it's not like there's not enough to work with everywhere else. If you've got the time and attention span to make it all the way down past everything above then you've either got very specific tastes or you're absolutely loaded on Adderall.
TIMMYD!
03-05-2012, 05:39 PM
NSFW: http://i.imgur.com/BUJKih.jpg
Viva Las Espuelas
03-05-2012, 05:42 PM
I don't know if I should make a post here or make a new thread, but did anyone see the Munn photos too? And her captions? :wow
Viva Las Espuelas
03-05-2012, 05:43 PM
NSFW: http://i.imgur.com/BUJKih.jpg
She's alleging they're not hers :lmao
ChumpDumper
03-05-2012, 06:11 PM
She's alleging they're not hers :lmaoWell, she can show hers and we'll compare. I'm here to help.
Dr.Scholl
03-05-2012, 09:01 PM
...............I like pretty feet. :D I'd still hit it, but she would have to wear boots.
:tu She should be gellin'.
CubanSucks
03-05-2012, 09:24 PM
I just looked at her toes since everyone's talking about it and obviously her big toe is just crammed into the sandal. It would be completely normal looking if her toes weren't squeezed together
Agloco
03-05-2012, 11:11 PM
This was a poll of female readers right? No wonder there's so much disageeement from the male contingent. :lol
Fpoonsie
03-06-2012, 01:35 AM
Holy shit.
First Kat Dennings, then Scarlett, and now Hendricks. It's tha Hwood big-tittied trifecta.
[crosses fingers for Love Hewitt next]
Leetonidas
03-06-2012, 11:17 AM
I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
Viva Las Espuelas
03-06-2012, 11:20 AM
Just to hear her???
Agloco
03-06-2012, 12:17 PM
I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
Sounds painful......the part pertaining to your member that is.
I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
True love, tbh.
If you're not married, this would make for a great way to close your wedding vows.
mingus
03-06-2012, 03:37 PM
Borat's wife is a hotter red head
Hendricks isn't a natural redhead.
I don't think you should get the award if you dye your hair a completely different color, esp. red since most guys have got a thing for red heads.
Trill Clinton
03-06-2012, 03:40 PM
do.not.want
mingus
03-06-2012, 03:41 PM
http://goingconcern.com/_old/2009/09/18/christina%20hendricks.jpg
http://dv8.cc/wp-content/gallery/christina-hendricks/christina_hendricks.jpg
FTW
Look at her toes. They sre disgusting. That's a very important part of the equation for me.
703 Spurz
03-06-2012, 04:01 PM
:lol her toes are pretty fucking gross. but it might just be what she's wearing or something.
Looks like the sandals are too small is all. Have her wear shoes as you fuck her silly.
mrsmaalox
03-06-2012, 04:15 PM
Her sandals aren't too small. Her feet are permanently deformed from being crammed into those high-heeled, pointy toed pumps that men like so much. Very common problem.
Viva Las Espuelas
03-06-2012, 04:50 PM
Sure, blame men.
mrsmaalox
03-06-2012, 05:07 PM
Sure, blame men.
I'm not blaming men----she knows exactly what she's doing ;)
Viva Las Espuelas
03-06-2012, 05:35 PM
Indeed :D
ChumpDumper
03-06-2012, 06:30 PM
Look at her toes. They sre disgusting. That's a very important part of the equation for me.Fetishists are idiots.
mingus
03-06-2012, 08:07 PM
Who says I have a fetish?
Frenzy
03-06-2012, 09:05 PM
Lol @ the foot....that's one fucked up foot. Defenders probably have ugmo feet themselves.
Agloco
03-07-2012, 09:38 AM
I don't really understand the fixation with her feet. I mean, what would cause you to look away from anything above her hips to begin with?
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