View Full Version : F*ck, Marry, Kill... Blonde Edition
Thunder Dan
04-20-2010, 02:50 PM
Who would you fuck? who would you marry? and who would you kill?
Julieanne Hough
http://www.whyfame.com/gossip/2009/february/23/julianne_hough_chuck_wicks_practicing_their_devoti on_for_dancing_with_the_stars_main_10193.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/photos/julianne-hough/83738.jpg
Sara Jean Underwood
http://www.augustcelebrity.com/pics/2007_12/Sara_Jean_Underwood.jpg
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/img/RS-11-11-09---playmate-sara-jean-underwood-in-green-room-2.jpg
http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sara-jean-underwood-9.jpg
Kristen Bell
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/3987/26_2007/CS-Kristen-Bell.jpg
http://intoxicologist.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/kristen-bell-heroes-1.jpg
http://thesuperficial.com/assets_c/2008/05/0522_kristen_bell_rome_01-thumb-450x675.jpg
Ghazi
04-20-2010, 02:53 PM
kill 1st fuck 2nd marry 3rd IMHO
AFBlue
04-20-2010, 03:00 PM
1) Marry
2) F
3) Kill
oh crap
04-20-2010, 03:04 PM
fuck
kill
marry
the second blonde is mostly usless and whorish but definitely dig the look in her first pic posted.
Thunder Dan
04-20-2010, 03:10 PM
the second blonde is mostly usless and whorish but definitely dig the look in her first pic posted.
but you would still pass on her?
redzero
04-20-2010, 03:12 PM
kill 1st fuck 2nd marry 3rd IMHO
Oh, Ghazi, you know that if it were up to you, you would marry all three.
Thunder Dan
04-20-2010, 03:21 PM
Oh, Ghazi, you know that if it were up to you, you would marry all three.
if Ghazi got him in his layer he would turn that camera on and bang all 3 of them at the same time,alk about the Mavs' playoff chances, then upload that shit to youtube
this was a discussion for regular guys, not stud muffins like Ghazi- we regular guys know we don't stand a chance with any of them
CubanSucks
04-20-2010, 04:18 PM
I'd kill the last 2 just to be with Julianne Hough. Unbelievable looking
Thunder Dan
04-20-2010, 04:21 PM
I'd kill the last 2 just to be with Julianne Hough. Unbelievable looking
I should video tape my face when I watch her in those proactive commercials. I smile like a little boy and even giggle sometimes. really creepy
Whisky Dog
04-20-2010, 04:22 PM
1) Marry
2) F
3) Kill
Agree. Naked with boxing gloves? Gotta fuck that.
First one has that hotter than GND, but still a little GND.
Last one I can do without.
IronMexican
04-20-2010, 04:25 PM
2. Marry
Spurminator
04-20-2010, 04:25 PM
God I love Julianne Hough. There's only one thing that could have gotten me to stay in the room while my wife watched Dancing With the Stars, and it was her. Such an innocent, wholesome every-girl, and then she would come out dancing in the skimpiest clothing allowable on network television. DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
So marry her, fuck Kristen, and kill the middle one because I don't know who she is.
CubanSucks
04-20-2010, 04:27 PM
God I love Julianne Hough. There's only one thing that could have gotten me to stay in the room while my wife watched Dancing With the Stars, and it was her. Such an innocent, wholesome every-girl, and then she would come out dancing in the skimpiest clothing allowable on network television. DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
So marry her, fuck Kristen, and kill the middle one because I don't know who she is.
And because you don't want an STD
CubanSucks
04-20-2010, 04:30 PM
I should video tape my face when I watch her in those proactive commercials. I smile like a little boy and even giggle sometimes. really creepy
Wow dude you're a little faggot...jk
Same here. Plus, by the end of the commercials I find myself with my hand in my pants
AFBlue
04-20-2010, 04:39 PM
After watching Dancing With the Stars (call me gay if you want)...Julianne Hough is definitely the hot, sweet and kind of goofy marrying kind.
I have no idea about the personality of the other two, but that boxing pic of #2 sealed the deal for "F" ranking, so I was only left with one choice for Bell.
Fpoonsie
04-20-2010, 05:07 PM
Kill, Fuck, and mos def Marry.
Kristen Bell is the ONLY petite blonde I've ever crushed on...and crushed hard. She's both hot and hilarious (given a good script, I suppose). "Boo-shit, boo-shit, boo-shit." Fucking ay-dor-AH-blay.
Spurminator
04-20-2010, 05:10 PM
I'd marry Susan Boyle for one threeway with Julianne and Kristen.
Duff McCartney
04-20-2010, 06:00 PM
I'd be three times the man O.J is, because I'd fuck marry and kill all three of them!
DPG21920
04-20-2010, 06:02 PM
Pay $4000 for them all to watch me beat off IMHO
dickface
04-20-2010, 06:04 PM
kill 1st fuck 2nd marry 3rd IMHO
yeah but which one would you pay $250 for a handjob?
I'd marry 1, fuck her, then kill her, then marry 2, fuck her, then kill her, then marry 3, fuck her then kill her, then marry 2Blonde.
You get the idea.
Ghazi
04-20-2010, 06:12 PM
yeah but which one would you pay $250 for a handjob?
All of the above! :lol :lol
CubanSucks
04-20-2010, 08:24 PM
Am I the only one who thinks kristen bell looks crosseyed?
Amber Kush
04-20-2010, 08:35 PM
me, me, sarah my evil twin stalker since 11 th grade.
baseline bum
04-20-2010, 08:40 PM
2,2, and 2.
Cyrano
04-20-2010, 11:44 PM
Does it count as a kill if you fuck 'em to death?
Technique
04-21-2010, 02:17 AM
Sara Jean Underwood - Fuck
Julieanne Hough - Kill
Kristen Bell - Marry
CubanSucks
04-21-2010, 02:32 AM
Julieanne Hough - Kill
You don't deserve to live
The Reckoning
04-21-2010, 04:18 AM
meh blondes are overrated. but id fuck 'em all.
Mixability
04-21-2010, 11:28 AM
don't usually like the blondes, but Bell is definitely a knockout!
kill 1st fuck 2nd marry 3rd IMHO
Ditto.
I would kill myself before any of those 3 bombshells. I am not worthy of living in comparison.
CubanSucks
04-21-2010, 02:54 PM
I would kill myself before any of those 3 bombshells. I am not worthy of living in comparison.
Wow, that's very romantic of you
tlongII
04-21-2010, 02:58 PM
F
f
f
symple19
04-21-2010, 03:13 PM
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
LnGrrrR
04-21-2010, 05:09 PM
Kill, Fuck, Marry
Wow, that's very romantic of you
Hopefully they think that too, when I show them this thread.
Ha, I wish.
Strike
04-21-2010, 07:05 PM
Oh, Ghazi, you know that if it were up to you, you would marry all three.
Ghazi would marry all three and then watch other men bang them.
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