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D2Procon
04-21-2010, 07:27 AM
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Soul_Patch
04-21-2010, 07:48 AM
I would love to have a player like Joakim Noah on the spurs. That kid plays with a lot of heart.

BRHornet45
04-21-2010, 08:01 AM
lol sons he is a great person.

ffadicted
04-21-2010, 09:15 AM
I've got my friends, so I don't care

hahaha, such a golden line right there

Kai
04-21-2010, 09:52 AM
I can proudly say I hate Noah a little less after this series.

TheMACHINE
04-21-2010, 09:53 AM
do it mitch!

SpursRulez4eVeR
04-21-2010, 09:57 AM
lol noah answering the " have u ever been booed as much in your life?" question for real.

nkdlunch
04-21-2010, 10:05 AM
:lmao

this guy is one funny mofo

FalleNxWiZarDx
04-21-2010, 10:14 AM
If i had a team, id want him

Chomag
04-21-2010, 10:42 AM
Man, this kid is growing on me. I admit I was a hater a couple of seasons ago, but now you just gotta like the guy. His interviews are freaking epic! lol

DUNCANownsKOBE2
04-21-2010, 10:46 AM
I remember when everyone hated him for calling his teammates out his rookie year when they were all being lazy. My view of that was he's won 2 NCAA championships, what the fuck have all those other lazy faggots on the Bulls done. JMark already pointed this out, but imagine of Paxson took the LA deal for Hinrich and signed Amare and Wade

Rose
Wade
Deng
Amare
Noah

:hungry:

NRHector
04-21-2010, 10:47 AM
Damn I wish he was with the Spurs, the kid has balls

BRHornet45
04-21-2010, 10:50 AM
sons how can you hate a man who spends his off season like this? ...

http://moondogsports.com/wp-content/gallery/joakim-noah/joakim_noah_lets_loose_on_the_beach_004.jpg
http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/joakim_noah_beach_5.jpg
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/joakim-noah-and-nude-girlfriend-on-the-beach.jpg

phyzik
04-21-2010, 10:57 AM
"I've never heard anyone say 'I'm going to Cleveland on vacation' whats so good about Cleveland?" :lol

j.dizzle
04-21-2010, 11:03 AM
LOL that was some funny shit, dude likes to have some fun. Peep his mom & sister haha
http://static1.purepeople.com/articles/9/24/19/9/@/166652-cecilia-rodhe-noah-et-sa-fille-yelena-637x0-4.jpg

nkdlunch
04-21-2010, 11:42 AM
wouldn't mind running a Cleveland Steamer on both of thems

ChrisRichards
04-21-2010, 12:30 PM
If there's anyone who has the balls to hammer Lebron down the lane, its Noah. As much as I like Bron, I hope this happens.

BRHornet45
04-21-2010, 12:33 PM
If there's anyone who has the balls to hammer Lebron down the lane, its Noah. As much as I like Bron, I hope this happens.

son that would be a beautiful site! I can see Lebron laying on the floor cringing in pain! the announcers would be going nuts.

Chomag
04-21-2010, 12:39 PM
son that would be a beautiful site! I can see Lebron laying on the floor cringing in pain! the announcers would be going nuts.

First NBA player to be banned for life?

oh crap
04-21-2010, 12:42 PM
haha... golden quotes.

oh crap
04-21-2010, 12:42 PM
LOL that was some funny shit, dude likes to have some fun. Peep his mom & sister haha
http://static1.purepeople.com/articles/9/24/19/9/@/166652-cecilia-rodhe-noah-et-sa-fille-yelena-637x0-4.jpg

damn, his mom is a cougar

JMarkJohns
04-21-2010, 01:15 PM
I'm still pissed the Hawks lucked into keeping their 2007 1st, as I was told Phoenix was taking Noah. He and Amare would be a great complement to each other.

MiamiHeat
04-21-2010, 02:17 PM
he needs to cut his hair.

jag
04-21-2010, 03:02 PM
Hatin' on The Mistake by the Lake...

Gotta love the guy.

baseline bum
04-21-2010, 03:04 PM
damn, his mom is a cougar

What is it? The tits that sag to her waistline? The dark spots under her eyes? The Jack Nicholson sneer?

jag
04-21-2010, 03:09 PM
What is it? The tits that sag to her waistline? The dark spots under her eyes? The Jack Nicholson sneer?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/441137424_02dd5c7caf.jpg

She's a dime piece...


to Lakaluva.

in2deep
04-21-2010, 03:16 PM
his sis is not too bad at all

http://investigation.blog.lemonde.fr/files/2008/05/yelena-noah.1212183232.jpg

SpursRulez4eVeR
04-21-2010, 03:25 PM
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nba_experts__50/ept_sports_nba_experts-597182450-1271781700.jpg?ymE12ADDiHeyYmyM

picc84
04-21-2010, 03:27 PM
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nba_experts__50/ept_sports_nba_experts-597182450-1271781700.jpg?ymE12ADDiHeyYmyM

She's beautiful.

Xevious
04-21-2010, 03:36 PM
Barkley's reaction to his quote was even funnier.

"That's my guy!" :lol

I agree though, I'd love to have him on my team.

romain.star
04-21-2010, 04:05 PM
She's beautiful.

ahahaha!!

TIMMYD!
04-21-2010, 04:10 PM
Most truthful interview in a while.

Mark in Austin
04-21-2010, 04:17 PM
:lol priceless.

ginobili's bald spot
04-21-2010, 04:42 PM
I used to hate this guy but he's making it pretty hard to hate him these days. All he does is say real shit and hustle his ass off 100% of the time on the court. Gotta respect that.

djohn2oo8
04-21-2010, 04:47 PM
Dammmn, Noah gave it to em'

lil_penny
04-21-2010, 05:48 PM
I'd bang the momma just to get close to the daughter, which would lead me straight to his pocket book.

Bwhhahaha

gm5k
04-21-2010, 06:40 PM
LOL Noah's made all Cleveland fans hate him and endeared himself to every other fan base in the league. amazing.

easily one of my favorite players now.

himat
04-21-2010, 07:11 PM
OMG I love him now!!

I despised him coming out of college, but man I cannot hate on anyone with his kind of effort. He's getting legit.

And he's not talking smack...just the truth.:lmao

DUNCANownsKOBE2
04-21-2010, 07:13 PM
Seriously, has anyone ever heard someone say, "I'm going to Cleveland for vacation."

The_Dude
04-21-2010, 07:25 PM
There aren't many NBA towns where people want to vacation.

People don't go on vacation to places like San Antonio, Milwaukee, Indiana(polis), Detroit, Cleveland, Houston, Oklahoma City, etc etc. If you're not a big city (NYC/Chicago) or on the coast or somewhere with really nice weather, you're not going to be a tourist town.


However, if Noah is looking for things to do in Cleveland, he does have these options: (1) lose basketball games and (2) go fishing.

BRHornet45
04-21-2010, 07:29 PM
There aren't many NBA towns where people want to vacation.

People don't go on vacation to places like San Antonio,

son many people go on vacation to San Antonio

jack sommerset
04-21-2010, 07:33 PM
son many people go on vacation to San Antonio

Take away 2005, not too many people vacation in SA. Especially out of state folks.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
04-21-2010, 07:35 PM
There aren't many NBA towns where people want to vacation.

People don't go on vacation to places like San Antonio, Milwaukee, Indiana(polis), Detroit, Cleveland, Houston, Oklahoma City, etc etc. If you're not a big city (NYC/Chicago) or on the coast or somewhere with really nice weather, you're not going to be a tourist town.


However, if Noah is looking for things to do in Cleveland, he does have these options: (1) lose basketball games and (2) go fishing.


I'm pretty sure the last time Cleveland's river was on fire the fishes were killed off so he probably couldn't go fishing.

The_Dude
04-21-2010, 07:38 PM
Well seeing as Cleveland is on Lake Erie, I think Noah can pull one of those pubes out of his head and drop a line.

Yeah, yeah - we get the joke, don't worry.

gm5k
04-21-2010, 07:47 PM
I used to visit SA a lot when I was a kid. but then again, I lived in the Rio Grande Valley :lol

Bob Lanier
04-21-2010, 08:04 PM
There aren't many NBA towns where people want to vacation.

People don't go on vacation to places like San Antonio, Milwaukee, Indiana(polis), Detroit, Cleveland, Houston, Oklahoma City, etc etc. If you're not a big city (NYC/Chicago) or on the coast or somewhere with really nice weather, you're not going to be a tourist town.


However, if Noah is looking for things to do in Cleveland, he does have these options: (1) lose basketball games and (2) go fishing.
Define "people."

The_Dude
04-21-2010, 08:28 PM
People = human beings*


*crackheads not included. Coincidentally, crackheads are the most likely to visit Detroit for "vacation".

D2Procon
04-22-2010, 01:16 PM
I mean can anybody really hate Noah's game? The Bulls do Not run plays for the guy and he gets around 20 points with 13 boards, The guy loves this game and puts his heart and soul into it.

djohn2oo8
04-22-2010, 01:22 PM
Take away 2005, not too many people vacation in SA. Especially out of state folks.

H-town is where it's at :toast

Drachen
04-22-2010, 03:34 PM
First NBA player to be banned for life?

second, roy tarpley

JoeTait75
04-22-2010, 03:37 PM
He talked shit and backed it up with solid play. He put the spotlight on himself and responded.

As a basketball fan I respect him. More so than when he was at Florida. Oden DESTROYED him and Horford in the '07 title game.

I understand why he doesn't like Cleveland. Cleveland is an acquired taste. :lol

Drachen
04-22-2010, 03:44 PM
Also, I find it funny that someone calls out a tourist town (San Antonio) as a town where people dont go for vacation. I have to deal with damn tourists all the time. We are diversifying a lot more, but the main engines that drive san antonios economy are tourism, military, medicine (I believe this is in the correct order but they may have shifted).

Halberto
04-22-2010, 06:37 PM
^you forgot tacos