Official Lakaluva gives the Spurs a sincere compliment thread

[midnightpulp]

Get your bitch ass in here and give the Team of Decade, who looked more impressive on the road against a 2 seed than the Purple N Piss looked at home against a lowly 8th seed, some love.

No nail in the coffin of the career of Duncan quite yet. The player of the decade at 34 years put up 25 and 17 on over 50% shooting. Has Kobe broken 40% in his series?

Swallow the pride and give some props.

[SAtown]

WGAF what that cocksucker thinks

[AussieFanKurt]

I dont understand why fans from other teams come on a spurs forum, if they hate them so much isn't it a self esteem kick in the teeth if youve had 11000+ posts on a SPURS forum

[midnightpulp]

Props. You guys have been saying for an entire decade that the Mavs and Dirk are the biggest chokers in history of all sports. You want props for beating a team that's known for chocking? Nope!

What happened to all your bravado and your Mavs/Dirk dick sucking from the other night?

You know, all the bullshit about how the Spurs are gonna get swept and that Dirk is the best PF of his era.

The way you feel about the Spurs and the lack of respect you have for them, this win should legitimately surprise you.

[in2deep]

fuck that faggot. needs to go chase some 300 pound pussy on sunday afternoon

[Banzai]

Laka is as crazy as Culburn.

[FkLA]

WGAF what that cocksucker thinks

+1

fuck that faggot cockluva

[Frenzy]

I dont understand why fans from other teams come on a spurs forum, if they hate them so much isn't it a self esteem kick in the teeth if youve had 11000+ posts on a SPURS forum

I don't think they have their own board :wakeup

[chichi!gettheyeyo]

I kill a lakerfan for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.

[midnightpulp]

+1

fuck that faggot cockluva

I agree. But nothing, not even a Purple N Piss finals loss to the King, twists his Kobe-cum stained panties in a bunch like a Spurs victory.

Gotta rub it in while you have the chance. Cause when the Lakers fail this year, we won't see him around here till next season.

[Giuseppe]

I don't think they have their own board :wakeup

This is our own Board. You have your Board over yonder, and we've got this one.

Ringin' last June made that plain.

[mavs>spurs2]

sup culburn

your kids must really hate you, IMHO

[FkLA]

I agree. But nothing, not even a Purple N Piss finals loss to the King, twists his Kobe-cum stained panties in a bunch like a Spurs victory.

Gotta rub it in while you have the chance. Cause when the Lakers fail this year, we won't see him around here till next season.

Understandable :toast


This is our own Board. You have your Board over yonder, and we've got this one.

Ringin' last June made that plain.

"stick a fork in ginobili"

tee hee

[chichi!gettheyeyo]

This is our board, and I'm the GOAT here. If you don't like, leave, get the fuck out of our house!!!

you're a goat allright you fucking chiva

[Dex]

This is our board, and I'm the GOAT here. If you don't like, leave, get the fuck out of our house!!!

I really like your avatar kthxbye

[Giuseppe]

This is our board, and I'm the GOAT here. If you don't like, leave, get the fuck out of our house!!!

Luva is correct. He is our GOAT here. This Board is also "our house" as Luva states. I know you fellows don't like that. But, it is what it is. Once D. Fish used the crown of Nelson's head to sight that howitzer last June this Board because our land. Yes, you fellows are welcome to come over from that little nook you have over yonder. But, make no mistake this is our Board, Luva is the GOAT and Kobe rang/sans Daddy.

Now,

Let us proceed...

[LkrFan]

Since when was the Spurs the team of the decade? That title belongs to the defending champs.

Nice win though. I hope y'all go 7.

[Dunc n Dave]

This is our own Board. You have your Board over yonder, and we've got this one.

Ringin' last June made that plain.

:( What a happened to a your accent, a Guido? You a lose a trolling points for a forgetting to stay a in a character...:toast

[midnightpulp]

Luva is correct. He is our GOAT here. This Board is also "our house" as Luva states. I know you fellows don't like that. But, it is what it is. Once D. Fish used the crown of Nelson's head to sight that howitzer last June this Board because our land. Yes, you fellows are welcome to come over from that little nook you have over yonder. But, make no mistake this is our Board, Luva is the GOAT and Kobe rang/sans Daddy.

Now,

Let us proceed...

Nah. The NBA forum belongs to the Mav fans. Infinitely more clever than you Laker fantards who only know how to effectively talk smack and troll when you win. Look how many of you pussies signed up AFTER the Gasol trade. Where were you clowns from 05-07?

Now Mavs, win or lose, will run their mouths and troll with their last breath and keystroke. Laker fan runs and hides when the backdoor sweep predictions don't come true. They've owned witless Laker fan on many occasion and have had memorable battles with Spurs fans over the years. All Laker fan is capable of is "huh, huh, huh we got title, we beat Spurs, huh, huh, huh."

[Giuseppe]

Nah. The NBA forum belongs to the Mav fans. Infinitely more clever than you Laker fantards who only know how to effectively talk smack and troll when you win. Look how many of you pussies signed up AFTER the Gasol trade. Where were you clowns from 05-07?

Now Mavs, win or lose, will run their mouths and troll with their last breath and keystroke. Laker fan runs and hides when the backdoor sweep predictions don't come true. They've owned witless Laker fan on many occasion and have had memorable battles with Spurs fans over the years. All Laker fan is capable of is "huh, huh, huh we got title, we beat Spurs, huh, huh, huh."

That is neither here nor there. We rang last June. We own this Board.

You all know I think the world and all of you fellows. But, I must be firm here. This is the Lakers Board and Luva is the GOAT.

You have that Board down the Hall, + that one you build for the Piston turdhounds after you vacated their shorts in the Finals. Go in there and listen to 'em sing your praises....the f''in screwballs they are.

[Giuseppe]

:( What a happened to a your accent, a Guido? You a lose a trolling points for a forgetting to stay a in a character...:toast

I started talking like that around the house and the wife made me stop.

**Also Dunc, I appreciate you apologizing (after a fashion) for easing on down into the cesspool of the molestation thingy back last Xmas time. It was mighty big of you.

[ChrisRichards]

I think come June, this is going to be Clevelands board. Joe tait, Behold the King and who else is going to start owning this place, but fortunately for us Cleveland fabs particularly Joe is no the exact opposite of the Luva.



Next year, is Miami's year I hope. Its been a while since we had a swagger. :depressed

[Dunc n Dave]

I started talking like that around the house and the wife made me stop.

**Also Dunc, I appreciate you apologizing (after a fashion) for easing on down into the cesspool of the molestation thingy back last Xmas time. It was mighty big of you.

Flattered that you were checking on me, Culburn. It was simply a ploy to "get your goat."

I see you're wasting no time in trolling the boards again...

[Giuseppe]

Flattered that you were checking on me, Culburn. It was simply a ploy to "get your goat."

"Sounded" sincere to me. I'd have to see you ease on down into it again before I'm convinced otherwise, son.

[midnightpulp]

That is neither here nor there. We rang last June. We own this Board.

You all know I think the world and all of you fellows. But, I must be firm here. This is the Lakers Board and Luva is the GOAT.

You have that Board down the Hall, + that one you build for the Piston turdhounds after you vacated their shorts in the Finals. Go in there and listen to 'em sing your praises....the f''in screwballs they are.

I understand Laker fans have lower standards (ironic given all the greats that have worn the Purple N Gold) when qualifying "GOATs", the way you guys slobber all over Kobe (only 1 Finals MVP, 1 reg season MVP, 40% career shooter in the Finals), is proof of that, but Luva is nowhere near a great troll.

He doesn't irritate or anger us like a great troll is supposed to. We respond to him because we want to see what the next stupid, quotable thing he'll give us (chasin pussy, of no import, you are all luck, gonna bring my laptop to this booty call, etc).

He's what they call in Interwebz term a lolcow.

[FlyHigh07]

:lmao

[Giuseppe]

I understand Laker fans have lower standards (ironic given all the greats that have worn the Purple N Gold) when qualifying "GOATs", the way you guys slobber all over Kobe (only 1 Finals MVP, 1 reg season MVP, 40% career shooter in the Finals), is proof of that, but Luva is nowhere near a great troll.

He doesn't irritate or anger us like a great troll is supposed to. We respond to him because we want to see what the next stupid, quotable thing he'll give us (chasin pussy, of no import, you are all luck, gonna bring my laptop to this booty call, etc).

He's what they call in Interwebz term a lolcow.

Methinks you doth protest too much, squirt.

[Dunc n Dave]

"Sounded" sincere to me. I'd have to see you ease on down into it again before I'm convinced otherwise, son.

I was talking about piling it on with the molesting thing... not the apology...

[midnightpulp]

Methinks you doth protest too much, squirt.

If you think he's a great troll, you Laker fans need to somehow meet with Mavs fans for an intensive week long "lern2troll" seminar.

There will be much hijinks, kneeslapping, and buggery, but at least you Laker fans will come away with a better understanding of how trolling works (and a bruised prostate).

[Giuseppe]

I was talking about piling it on with the molesting thing... not the apology...

I'm alluding to your [regret] you expressed as you were standing chest deep in the morass, Dunc.

[Giuseppe]

If you think he's a great troll

I never said such.

I believe him to be a fine mensch,

and our GOAT Lakers Fan on this Board.

[midnightpulp]

I never said such.

I believe him to be a fine mensch,

and our GOAT Lakers Fan on this Board.

How do you figure?

Just because he's the most visible and attention whoring of the bunch doesn't mean he's a great fan.

GOAT Kobe fan, I'll give you.

A great Lakers fan wouldn't underrate Bynum to the extent that he does. No Bynum, you guys are gone in the second round.

[Velo]

lol (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150658)<------Click me
/thread

[Dunc n Dave]

I'm alluding to your [regret] you expressed as you were standing chest deep in the morass, Dunc.

I know what you're alluding to. I did apologize in a reply to killakobe, because I was piling it on with the child molester talk to throw you off your game when you were neck deep in the shit you were stirring that night. You know, just you being your usual self, before you screwed the pooch by challenging the queen bee and took a hiatus....

[Giuseppe]

How do you figure?

Just because he's the most visible and attention whoring of the bunch doesn't mean he's a great fan.

GOAT Kobe fan, I'll give you.

A great Lakers fan wouldn't underrate Bynum to the extent that he does. No Bynum, you guys are gone in the second round.

He's not perfect by any means. I disagree with him quite a bit. The aforementioned Bynum take for instance. But, Luva's argument is viable, holds merit, and everyone knows it. I go against it only because I'm hopin' Luva is wrong.

Luva is the very bedrock of Lakersdom. I'll troll to get a goat, whether I believe the troll or not. Luva devoutly believes his verbiage.

He's unafraid.

[tlongII]

Luva is correct. He is our GOAT here. This Board is also "our house" as Luva states. I know you fellows don't like that. But, it is what it is. Once D. Fish used the crown of Nelson's head to sight that howitzer last June this Board because our land. Yes, you fellows are welcome to come over from that little nook you have over yonder. But, make no mistake this is our Board, Luva is the GOAT and Kobe rang/sans Daddy.

Now,

Let us proceed...

Nope. This is the Blazer board.

[NRHector]

He's not perfect by any means. I disagree with him quite a bit. The aforementioned Bynum take for instance. But, Luva's argument is viable, holds merit, and everyone knows it. I go against it only because I'm hopin' Luva is wrong.

Luva is the very bedrock of Lakersdom. I'll troll to get a goat, whether I believe the troll or not. Luva devoutly believes his verbiage.

He's unafraid.here you go again starting to suck Luva's dick

[Giuseppe]

I know what you're alluding to. I did apologize in a reply to killakobe, because I was piling it on with the child molester talk to throw you off your game when you were neck deep in the shit you were stirring that night. You know, just you being your usual self, before you screwed the pooch by challenging the queen bee and took a hiatus....

You said you piled on because you fell for the mob influence at our little Ox Bow Incident.

------

The Queen Bee was right: I don't know when to stop. It's a personal weakness. One I'm working on this time around. And I was wrong to impugn her motives and character. I've apologized to her for my rank behavior there.

[Giuseppe]

here you go again starting to suck Luva's dick

He don't even have a dick. He's a God. I peeked under his robes one time and it's all smooth under there and smells like Febreeze.

[NRHector]

He don't even have a dick. He's a God. I peeked under his robes one time and it's all smooth under there and smells like Febreeze.:lol

[ChrisRichards]

He's not perfect by any means. I disagree with him quite a bit. The aforementioned Bynum take for instance. But, Luva's argument is viable, holds merit, and everyone knows it. I go against it only because I'm hopin' Luva is wrong.

Luva is the very bedrock of Lakersdom. I'll troll to get a goat, whether I believe the troll or not. Luva devoutly believes his verbiage.

He's unafraid.
Too much bromance going on in this post. Its ok to a degree, but yours is creepy.

[milkshakeballa]

He don't even have a dick. He's a God. I peeked under his robes one time and it's all smooth under there and smells like Febreeze.


:lmao:lmao:lmao

[21_Blessings]

This has been the Lakers board for awhile now. Mavs fan just squatting here.

[The TroutBum]

As one of the very few Jazz posters here, I have to say that the Spurs AND the Mavs suck balls for breakfast. I wouldn't stick either of them up my ass if I had room for a freight train.

That being said, the Lakers aren't fit to eat their shit. Fuck those piss-colored bitches from the land of illegal Mexicants. Fuck 'em right in the brown-round. (and take pictures)

[midnightpulp]

You all crowned me King here. I never asked for a poll to me be made in my honor. It was unanimous too. Oh well.:king

Dazed and Confused is the unofficial King of the Lakers fanbase on here. He can be a good troll and a good fan all the same.

Your posting style reminds me of Kobe's playing style. The way Kobe volumes shoots his way to 30 points a game, you've volume posted your way into relevancy.

You're fun though. I'll give you that. And you're infinitely better than the tard that is 21_Blessings.

So we on for the bet or what? Bynum is at 9 and 11 on 475 shooting right now.

[Halberto]

You own this board, but we own your avatar?

[TheManFromAcme]

:toast

W.C. now put on official notice. I mentioned this a couple of weeks ago. This year just may be Pop's best coaching scheme. Just get out of this series Spurs. Get out and vindicate yourselves.

Props to your team but especially Manu.

[midnightpulp]

I don't do one sided bets. Revisit it and you'll see why.

What do you mean one sided? You think I have a lock that Bynum will put up the averages I stated?

Or that I haven't any accepted any stakes? Well, you haven't named them.

[Kool Bob Love]

:king

[Arnold Toht]

Luva, along with me and Cully, all rang that year and went up 5-4 on Duncan.


:lmao!