Dirk's Press Conference

[50 cent]

He looks like Peter in Office Space

"What if, and this is a hypothetical if, we offered you a roster scoring equity program. Would that do anything for you?

"I don't know I guess. Listen I'm gonna go. Good luck with your playoffs guys."

[MannyIsGod]

You ever think of a joke in your head then you actually say it out loud and you wish you hadn't?

[m33p0]

for those who missed it

http://www.nba.com/video/channels/playoffs/2010/04/25/0040900154_dal_sound2.nba/

[EricB]

Dirk looked like playoff dirk.

Nothing to see here.

[spurs1990]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb30/tonyrayford/FaceDNotwx.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You ever think of a joke in your head then you actually say it out loud and you wish you hadn't?

I thought it was funny.

[MannyIsGod]

CBF, why do you gotta undercut my douchiness?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

:lol yeah the one post i make for the day that doesn't involve a dick joke

my bad

[Spurminator]

I was totally watching that movie before the game.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0425/dal_u_dirkvert_288.jpg

[MaNuMaNiAc]

I really do feel bad for the man. Dirk deserves better. Dude has a lot of heart

[Udokafan05]

Dirk looks like Sig from "Deadliest Catch"

[baseline bum]

Dirk looks like Sig from "Deadliest Catch"

Yeah, but his supporting cast is playing like Phil from "Deadliest Catch"



































(too soon?)

[shelshor]

Hide the exercise bikes

[50 cent]

You ever think of a joke in your head then you actually say it out loud and you wish you hadn't?

Sadly, I didn't even make this up. I saw it on the internets. I guess it was just funny because I had already seen his press conference.