After my genius shines through one last time, I am retiring from SpursTalk

[monosylab1k]

Monostradamus, which you shall all address me as now, will no longer feel the need to prove his tremendous basketball acumen any further. After a long series of DEAD ON predictions, one after the other after the other, it's become painfully obvious that I am not only the smartest Mavs fan on this board, but also the most in tune with this team.

This unfortunately is culminating in my Mona Lisa, otherwise known as Spurs In 6. I diagnosed the problems the post-trade Mavs had in March, I stuck to my guns even after they curbstomped heavy competition like Minnesota and Golden State, and I delivered what shall be my final prediction on SpursTalk.

It's rather incredible that in my entire SpursTalk existence, only once have I been truly owned. By SpursDynasty of all people, in 2007. I went against better judgement and picked the Mavs over the Warriors. It was my one glaring defeat. I salute you, SpurDynasty, I salute you sir.

I will reiterate that it gives me no pleasure to be so right about the Dallas Mavericks. I wish they'd prove me wrong more. I wish they'd make me look like the biggest fool on the planet. Unfortunately, my wishes came up as empty as the Mavs' basket in the 3rd quarter last night.

So as we all approach the coming zero hour, I am filled with bittersweet emotions. It's been a great run, and I'm sure Monostradamus could continue accurately charting the unstable course Cuban and Donnie will surely have this team on. But all good things must come to an end.

In the event of my retirement, all official Mav Krew members will have first dibs on all my trolls. Any trolls left untouched after that will go to the general public.

That is all.

[oh crap]

:rolleyes

with your astonishing 11 + posts a day average we all know you're not going any where. attention whore thread. :sleep

[Findog]

:rolleyes

with your astonishing 11 + posts a day average we all know you're not going any where. attention whore thread. :sleep

:dramaquee

Mono also said the Nuggets and Mavs were better than the Lakers, and Gerald Green had what it takes to be a productive NBA player.

Nobody bats .1000

[Mavs_man_41]

goodbye to a great fucking poster :'(

[monosylab1k]

:dramaquee

Mono also said the Nuggets and Mavs were better than the Lakers, and Gerald Green had what it takes to be a productive NBA player.

Nobody bats .1000

All true. Gerald Green has T-Mac talent which thus far has gone untapped. If the Mavericks would have given him a fair shot he might have made a breakthrough in Dallas where a legit 2 guard is one of their needs.

[ginobili's bald spot]

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[Pero]

It's rather incredible that in my entire SpursTalk existence, only once have I been truly owned. By SpursDynasty of all people, in 2007. I went against better judgement and picked the Mavs over the Warriors. It was my one glaring defeat. I salute you, SpurDynasty, I salute you sir.


:lmao

[monosylab1k]

Spurs In 6


That's the most cynical, pessimistic, worst-case scenario for the Mavs

[Findog]

All true. Gerald Green has T-Mac talent which thus far has gone untapped. If the Mavericks would have given him a fair shot he might have made a breakthrough in Dallas where a legit 2 guard is one of their needs.

Yeah, he has otherworldly talent, but it's not a surprise that like the Celtics, Wolves and Rockets before them, they gave up on him. It takes more than talent to succeed in the NBA. Talent is necessary, but not sufficient. Green's not a bad kid, but he IS a space cadet.

[Findog]

The most cynical, pessimistic worldview is saying Dallas couldn't have beaten Phoenix or Portland in this year's playoffs.

[oh crap]

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[Ghazi]

Green was given a chance, he just blew. Hell, he even received playoff minutes (and sucked accordingly) :)

I hope to God the Mavs can pull this shit outta their asses so I can make a YouTube bukkaking all over some of our defeatist fans :D

[pussyface.]

...this guy could never stay away.
all shit-talking aside, he clearly doesnt have much of a life outside of this particular internet website

[J.T.]

4th and 2, faggot.

Change out of that skirt, mono. And wash that sand out of your vagina.

[dirk4mvp]

tbh, I've already started on the list of trolls I want.

Too bad you're leaving tho scrah. I was looking forward to giving you shit when Ryan Mallet goes all Jevan Snead this year.

[Findog]

...this guy could never stay away.
all shit-talking aside, he clearly doesnt have much of a life outside of this particular internet website

Also, it's going to be hard to face the music after talking mad shit to Spurs fans about the Mavs owning the Spurs circa 2006-2009.

[Saul Silver]

tbh i was gonna post a crossroads youtube vid here but atxcocker already fucked it up by including some other ish along with it. you know what fuck it

RIP mono
Yn9KnV9juh0

[easy7]

Baby please don't go, you know I love you so, baby please don't go...

[badfish22]

If the Mavs somehow come back and win this series there will be so many epic bumps.

[Red]

tbh i was gonna post a crossroads youtube vid here but atxcocker already fucked it up by including some other ish along with it. you know what fuck it

RIP mono
Yn9KnV9juh0

Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that mono, as this poster, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what mono is. He's just a hermit crab changin' shells.

[John Terry]

I really like mono's trolls but regretfully I didn't register on the Mavs krew at first hand.

[Fpoonsie]

Lame. You retired your "boom. roasted" run too quickly, and now this.

ST needs to hang on ta' all the decent Mav Krew posters it can...to offset all the ill-effects of :elephant

[ShoogarBear]

If the Mavs somehow come back and win this series there will be so many epic bumps.

Yeah, it almost makes me wish that. . . wait, what the fuck am I saying . . fuck that! GTFO, mono!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

So how do we go about getting trolls?

[dirk4mvp]

Lame. You retired your "boom. roasted" run too quickly, and now this.

ST needs to hang on ta' all the decent Mav Krew posters it can...to offset all the ill-effects of :elephant

lol amarelooms

lol Amare looms

lol suns fan trolling since like 2006

[monosylab1k]

So how do we go about getting trolls?

I shall reveal my purposes for my legion of trolls at the appropriate time. Worry not, you are one of the chosen ones who will wield the powah.

[dirk4mvp]

I shall reveal my purposes for my legion of trolls at the appropriate time. Worry not, you are one of the chosen ones who will wield the powah.

Remembah det one troll that was discussed on aim like yesterday or something?

[Principal Ed Rooney]

Mono's been right about 9 times. . .

[monosylab1k]

Remembah det one troll that was discussed on aim like yesterday or something?

crofl yes, still awaiting mod approval

[Serge Ibaka]

No one cares what you're talking about dicknaldo cockman

lol Dolphins
lol mildcat offense

[Serge Ibaka]

lol 12-4 AFC champs this year blow me faggot

Sorry Dicknaldo you're not gonna win 12 games with the sissy cuck offense

[DPG21920]

If the Mavs somehow come back and win this series there will be so many epic bumps.

Same as if they lose.

[Serge Ibaka]

lol sissy cuck offense.

Chad Henne, Brandon Marshall, Ronnie Brown.

lol in your dreams


lol Ronnie Brown
lol his injuries
lol delusional homer
lol Courtney Lee missed layup
lol DicknaldoCockman

[Serge Ibaka]

lol DoK
lol Ronnie Brown top 5 back when healthy
lol changing from NFL to Basketball

lol thinking I'm DoK
lol using the "when healthy" qualifier
lol acting like your 2008 division title was a superbowl
lol Chad Henne sucks
lol Miami Dolphins

[Serge Ibaka]

lol Chad Henne will dominate NFL next year
lol Cannon for arm
lol dominated your gay patriots last year.
lol Henne beat Brady in 1v1

lol Dolphins won't make the playoffs
lol book it
lol terrible cap management
lol I'm a Colts fan

[Serge Ibaka]

lol Peyton manning
lol Reggie Wayne
lol worst route ever ran in the history of the NFL



lol loling Peyton Manning when Chad Henne is your QB
lol Brandon Marshall
lol locker room cancer

[SomeCallMeTim]

:dramaquee

Mono also said the Nuggets and Mavs were better than the Lakers, and Gerald Green had what it takes to be a productive NBA player.

Nobody bats .1000

Hey, this guy (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/martipe02.shtml) did.

[4>0rings]

Nobody ever leaves. Just look at Culby and mavs>spurs. You'll be back.

[Rogue]

I shall reveal my purposes for my legion of trolls at the appropriate time. Worry not, you are one of the chosen ones who will wield the powah.
I fathom I'm also one of the wielders in mono's plan, and 80% he will assign his pussyface. to my brigade and send his dickface troll to someone else that hates me, so I'll get someone that owns me when I post under pussyface..

[Rogue]

or dickface to me and pussyface. to my adversary, if he thinks pussy owns dick.

[Muser]

So both Mono and Findog are leaving?

[Rogue]

So both Mono and Findog are leaving?
heartbreak if findog leaves. Findog seems to be the only Mavs fan that has the scent to offset the stench mono gives off. I'm sure mono will continue to post here under some obscure trolls that he's never used, but Findog is utterly gone once he's gone, then this website will supposedly turn shit.

[Findog]

So both Mono and Findog are leaving?

We made a bet. If the Mavs win the series, he had to leave the forum until the Mavs were eliminated from the playoffs. If the Spurs win the series, I have to leave the forum until the Spurs are eliminated from the playoffs.

[Phillip]

mono was also wrong and totally owned about the patriots

lol 18*-1

[Phillip]

lol balkman

lol ibaka

lol oden

[Greg Oden]

lol balkman

lol ibaka

lol oden

lol phillip

lol beat by a midget in basketball

lol scared to play madden

[Rogue]

We made a bet. If the Mavs win the series, he had to leave the forum until the Mavs were eliminated from the playoffs. If the Spurs win the series, I have to leave the forum until the Spurs are eliminated from the playoffs.
I have to wish the Mavs a winning then. I want Mavs to win because if Mavs win, we'll have a couple days free from mono's rubbishy rants and I'm sure the forums will be fucking nice without that retard, his absence won't last very long though.

[monosylab1k]

My last few hours on glorious SpursTalk could be tonight. Let's make this a night worth remembering.

[DPG21920]

lol phillip

lol beat by a midget in basketball

lol scared to play madden

Sons, sticks and stones. God Bless.

[Greg Oden]

My last few hours on glorious SpursTalk could be tonight. Let's make this a night worth remembering.

X5DOGsoiW6c

[Greg Oden]

Sons, sticks and stones. God Bless.

Sticks and stones will hurt me. There's a possibility words may cause to miss a season as well.

[duncan228]

Sticks and stones will hurt me. There's a possibility words may cause to miss a season as well.

:lol

[John Terry]

My last few hours on glorious SpursTalk could be tonight. Let's make this a night worth remembering.
:(

[Kori Ellis]

lol drama queen

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Sticks and stones will hurt me. There's a possibility words may cause to miss a season as well.

:lmao

[Ghazi]

sup rich jew faggot?

[BlackSwordsMan]

My last few hours on glorious SpursTalk could be tonight. Let's make this a night worth remembering.

http://i39.tinypic.com/zna3jm.jpg

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

:cry:cry Kori pwease do something, DoK hurt my feewings :cry:cry

[Mavs_man_41]

kraufl

[badfish22]

My last few hours on glorious SpursTalk could be tonight. Let's make this a night worth remembering.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2iaeb8l.gif

[monosylab1k]

Tonight is the night, gentlemen. Where the prophecy is fulfilled and my purpose on SpursTalk is complete.

[easy7]

You are just too high on yourself, and you are aiming too low on life.

[Shank]

Are you going to blow up a federal building? It has that sort of feeling.

[Findog]

Are you going to blow up a federal building? It has that sort of feeling.

He gave away his collection of horse porn to stretch and come Friday, shall the Mavs lose...let's just say the American Airlines Center won't look quite the same to our eyes.

[Edwin]

Tonight is the night, gentlemen. Where the prophecy is fulfilled and my purpose on SpursTalk is complete.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost...2&postcount=82 (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4110682&postcount=82)

Allanon- There's a date and time on it if I edited it now. I can specifically find the post where I said he was a "role player" FIRST.

You take the bet or not you pussy shit?

Mono - Ok I take that bet.

Allanon - I showed you where "role player" was. I won.

Change your sig to "I'm Allanon's bitch", Mono. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[Findog]

Time to put "Edwin" on the ignore list.

[Shank]

He gave away his collection of horse porn to stretch and come Friday, shall the Mavs lose...let's just say the American Airlines Center won't look quite the same to our eyes.

If he called in a Porn Buddy (guys - you MUST have one), then I fear what tomorrow may bring.

[monosylab1k]

When the prophecy is fulfilled and my Mavfan martyrdom becomes a reality, the future actions of Monostradamus will only be revealed in ancient stones read from a hat. No future bombings of the AAC will occur, unless you count what the Mavericks will be doing on the court come playoff time next season.

[nkdlunch]

When the prophecy is fulfilled and my Mavfan martyrdom becomes a reality, the future actions of Monostradamus will only be revealed in ancient stones read from a hat. No future bombings of the AAC will occur, unless you count what the Mavericks will be doing on the court come playoff time next season.

what makes you think they will make the playoffs next season?

[Edwin]

When the prophecy is fulfilled and my Mavfan martyrdom becomes a reality, the future actions of Monostradamus will only be revealed in ancient stones read from a hat. No future bombings of the AAC will occur, unless you count what the Mavericks will be doing on the court come playoff time next season.

Your prophecy is a crock of shit. Literally, a crock pot full of shit that you accumulated over your years in the wilderness, hunting elk with your dick. As you assfucked them, you scraped your herpes-infested cock off into a bucket full of the shit you scraped off your cock from the previous elk asses you mutilated. You sir, are a bigger idiot than that 7'6 piece of chinese shit down I-45.


http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost...2&postcount=82 (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4110682&postcount=82)

Allanon- There's a date and time on it if I edited it now. I can specifically find the post where I said he was a "role player" FIRST.

You take the bet or not you pussy shit?

Mono - Ok I take that bet.

Allanon - I showed you where "role player" was. I won.

Change your sig to "I'm Allanon's bitch", Mono. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[Ode to Triple Ocho]

My last few hours on glorious SpursTalk could be tonight. Let's make this a night worth remembering.

I'm sure you'll engulf many a cock in celebration.

[monosylab1k]

This is it, my disciples. The end is nigh.

[badfish22]

who ya rooting for mono

[monosylab1k]

who ya rooting for mono

Mavericks, obviously. I hope for the best and expect the usual.

With your 8-29-09 join date, I'm glad you've stuck it out here so long as a Mavs fan, as I and many others have. Great work :tu

[monosylab1k]

Well I hate it, but I was right. And my time here now is done. It's a shitty feeling, but the prophecy had to be fullfilled.

As for my trolls, they will be divided among the Chosen Ones soon enough, in an exclusive Troll Draft. If you're a Chosen One, you will receive a PM from me in the next day or two.

I Love The Mavericks!

TcYwnmJpNb0

[Killakobe81]

Don't do it mono many have said they would leave 4 good but are back ...

Spurs vs Mavs fan is best rivalry on this board ...

[oh crap]

dipset, nigga

[ffadicted]

nobody gives a fuck man, just stay lol

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

Stay, you are a great poster to be honest.

[JamStone]

One of my favorite posters.

You'll be back... probably.

[spursfan1000]

I don't even know who this guy is but he isnt going anywhere, he is just trying to get attention. Don't give it to him.

[Brazil]

stay on board dude ! nobody gives a shit of the prophecy

[DPG21920]

If the Mavs somehow come back and win this series there will be so many epic bumps.

Epic.

[badfish22]

Epic.

:rolleyes

notice I said if and not when.

[Albert Haynesworth]

oh hi

[monosylab1k]

My greatest retirement thread ever.

[timvpimp]

My greatest retirement thread ever.

you never really practiced your promise though.

[Venti Quattro]

My greatest retirement thread ever.

Also you were right with Spurs in 6. The genius of monostradamus! :toast

[Giuseppe]

Hey, Vent, did mother make ya a hair pie this weekend?