premature ejaculation

[Forrest Gump]

anyone have issues with it?

[Trainwreck2100]

me? Problem's never arisen actually.

[The Reckoning]

i try to milk it as long as i can

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I prefer to think of it as the women being too slow.

[Slomo]

I prefer to think of it as the women being too slow.

:lol

[Richard Cranium]

It comes and goes.

[dickface]

in my philosophy, sex is a race to orgasm. so far I've never lost a race.

[mrsmaalox]

I most definitely have issues with it. Like why doesn't it ever occur before my jaw is sore or my neck starts hurting?! :downspin:

[xellos88330]

I most definitely have issues with it. Like why doesn't it ever occur before my jaw is sore or my neck starts hurting?! :downspin:

:wow :corn:

[Phillip]

I most definitely have issues with it. Like why doesn't it ever occur before my jaw is sore or my neck starts hurting?! :downspin:

lol sucking dick

[bus driver]

I most definitely have issues with it. Like why doesn't it ever occur before my jaw is sore or my neck starts hurting?! :downspin:

your women status just went up 5 points :tu

[CubanSucks]

Why do you like the Jazz, Forrest?

[DesignatedT]

I most definitely have issues with it. Like why doesn't it ever occur before my jaw is sore or my neck starts hurting?! :downspin:

lol

[Stringer_Bell]

Nay! But I pre-cum like a faucet...but that doesn't count right? :wow

[Bender]

what the hell is "pre-cum"? sounds like gonorrhea or something

[The Reckoning]

what the hell is "pre-cum"? sounds like gonorrhea or something


it's an excuse for people who accidently blow their load.

[Creepn]

How long does it have to be in order to be considered premature ejaculation?

[The Reckoning]

No, son. Pre-cum is the fluid that comes from a man's penis to cleanse the urethra to insure a safe journey for the sperm. In other words, it does it's job of cleansing away harmful bacteria that the sperm may come in contact with on it's way from the man to the woman.



:toast

what i meant was, people use it as an excuse when they "have an accident."

"wasn't my fault. it was pre-cum."

:rollin

suuuuuuuure

[Creepn]

Just look at her face and you'll know.


:lol

[Sisk]

I most definitely have issues with it. Like why doesn't it ever occur before my jaw is sore or my neck starts hurting?! :downspin:

you've got to use the hand more!
:rollin

[MiamiHeat]

in my philosophy, sex is a race to orgasm. so far I've never lost a race.

nice job people stealing dave chappelle jokes

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[John Terry]

in my philosophy, sex is a race to orgasm. so far I've never lost a race.
your wet then. That's why only from masturbation can you get a taste of climax I guess.

[John Terry]

I mean your wife/gf/mom won't stay on you after they get the orgasm, they would be wet if they do otherwise.

[John Terry]

lol sucking dick
you need to strain your hips harder when doing it with your bf, you faggot.

[Leetonidas]

I never really have this problem unless I have to pee really bad, then I usually finish in like 15 minutes. Other than that, no problems. I have found that if you're having trouble, pain is a good way to take away the jizzing feeling. Have her bite your neck really hard or something, I guarantee your focus will shift to that.

[resistanze]

Just look at her face and you'll know.

:lol

[rjv]

most mavs fans do.

[englishspursfan]

ive always thought its more of a womans problem!

[CuckingFunt]

I most definitely have issues with it. Like why doesn't it ever occur before my jaw is sore or my neck starts hurting?! :downspin:

You're doing it wrong.

[thispego]

I most definitely have issues with it. Like why doesn't it ever occur before my jaw is sore or my neck starts hurting?! :downspin:

are you busy this weekend?

[thispego]

you need to strain your hips harder when doing it with your bf, you faggot.

you're calling others a faggot with an avatar like that? :rolleyes

[Stringer_Bell]

I never really have this problem unless I have to pee really bad, then I usually finish in like 15 minutes. Other than that, no problems. I have found that if you're having trouble, pain is a good way to take away the jizzing feeling. Have her bite your neck really hard or something, I guarantee your focus will shift to that.

I'm going to have to veto this idea, as it really will shift your focus away from concentrating if you're having trouble keeping your troops at bay. If anything, in that kind of situation where you're just barely 10 minutes in and feel really self-conscious, YOU need to invest yourself in lightly choking/holding her wrists down. It'll allow you to slow the pace down (perhaps to 40-50 TPM) just enough to gather yourself a bit while keeping some action going for her.

[Leetonidas]

I'm going to have to veto this idea, as it really will shift your focus away from concentrating if you're having trouble keeping your troops at bay. If anything, in that kind of situation where you're just barely 10 minutes in and feel really self-conscious, YOU need to invest yourself in lightly choking/holding her wrists down. It'll allow you to slow the pace down (perhaps to 40-50 TPM) just enough to gather yourself a bit while keeping some action going for her.

Yeah right dude, don't shoot it before you try it. The pain still feels good but it distracts from tingly sensation in your ding dong...like I said, have a chick bite you real hard or even scratch the shit out of you if you feel like you can't keep your nut in. Works every time. :tu

[thispego]

Yeah right dude, don't shoot it before you try it. The pain still feels good but it distracts from tingly sensation in your ding dong...like I said, have a chick bite you real hard or even scratch the shit out of you if you feel like you can't keep your nut in. Works every time. :tu

dude, sadism? no thanks. just learn to take care of her needs before your own, you selfish bastards.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

There are also techniques that you can practice that help you control the urge to bust.

that

:wakeup

[nkdlunch]

anyone have issues with it?

my dick is like a box of chocolates. you never know what you gonna get

[CuckingFunt]

dude, sadism?

That'd be masochism, actually.

[thispego]

you'd know

[mrsmaalox]

dude, sadism? no thanks. just learn to take care of her needs before your own, you selfish bastards.

:cell

[thispego]

is mrmaalox not treating you right? because I will!:drool:

[The Reckoning]

imo being able to sufficiently please a woman is a million times better for the manhood than just getting off...

[ploto]

If you take care of her needs first, she won't care how long you last! :lol

[Sisk]

imo being able to sufficiently please a woman is a million times better for the manhood than just getting off...

yes


If you take care of her needs first, she won't care how long you last! :lol

andddd /thread

[Jimcs50]

It is relative.

I've had partners that can cum two or threee times in 5 mins and I feel like a super stud if I last 5 mins, and some who need like 10 mins and in those cases, 5 min lasting powers are worthless.:)

[Mavs_man_41]

is mrmaalox not treating you right? because I will!:drool:

what could you possibly do with your tiny little bald white pecker?

[thispego]

what could you possibly do with your tiny little bald white pecker?

Things you can only imagine doing to girls when you're jerkin off your little peepee :lol

[Mavs_man_41]

Things you can only imagine doing to girls when you're jerkin off your little peepee :lol

bitch my dick is long, black, thick and 12 inches, hardly a little peepee

lol whiteboy mad cuz he look like a lil baby newborn and got the manhood to match :lol

[Pauly D]

This thread is fucked up bro, seriously. If you can't keep it in get out the fuckin game, salute

[easjer]

dude, sadism? no thanks. just learn to take care of her needs before your own, you selfish bastards.

And what if her needs for dominance and sadism are being met through his masochistic submission?

Besides a little pain heightens pleasure, restraint heightens awareness. That's why people often enjoy light BDSM.

The other problem (playing Devil's Advocate) is that some women require intercourse to go over the edge into orgasm. A smaller number than those that get off with just clitoral stimulation, but they do exist. So it may not be possible to take care of her needs first.

[thispego]

bitch my dick is long, black, thick and 12 inches, hardly a little peepee

:lmao :lmao :lmao classic!

Yet you still can't manage to please a woman. Keep practicing on slutty uggo's, brah, you'll get the hang of it one of these days

[Pauly D]

bitch my dick is long, black, thick and 12 inches, hardly a little peepee

lol whiteboy mad cuz he look like a lil baby newborn and got the manhood to match :lol

Bro, seriously? Get the fuck outta here with that you fuckin poser. The only broads you can pull is some STD ho from the back ally

[Mavs_man_41]

bitch i please ALL of my hoes, you won't hear any of em complain

don't hate on the black man because he's got a real dick, what's your problem bro

[easjer]

bitch my dick is long, black, thick and 12 inches, hardly a little peepee

lol whiteboy mad cuz he look like a lil baby newborn and got the manhood to match :lol

I'm seriously interested. Do you think claiming to have a long dick makes you somehow more manly or more desirable as a partner?

12 inches is too long, imo. And I can't imagine many women are deep enough, even at their most fertile time of the month (when their cervix is at it's highest), and even in deeply penetrating positions to take that much dick. Doesn't that somewhat diminish the pleasure for the male?

[thispego]

And what if her needs for dominance and sadism are being met through his masochistic submission?

Besides a little pain heightens pleasure, restraint heightens awareness. That's why people often enjoy light BDSM.


good thought, but naahhh, sounds like he's just trying to hold off busting a nut :lol I don't even think what he does could be classified as s&m

[easjer]

:lol

Fair enough.

[thispego]

bitch i please ALL of my hoes, you won't hear any of em complain


because pillows and stuffed animals don't talk :lmao

[4>0rings]

I most definitely have issues with it. Like why doesn't it ever occur before my jaw is sore or my neck starts hurting?! :downspin:http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/nutting.gif

[Rogue]

because pillows and stuffed animals don't talk :lmao

Right..right..stuffed animals don't talk, and neither do the victims after you rape them. They're so scared after being attacked and poked by your tiny prick that they choose not to turn you in, which is coincidentally the reason you're able to keep satisfying your urges, considering no other woman will willingly fuck you, you putrid nerdy FUCK.

[CuckingFunt]

bitch my dick is long, black, thick and 12 inches, hardly a little peepee

Suuuuuure it is.

[Mavs_man_41]

Suuuuuure it is.

nahhh haha i lied its only 10.5 i like to round up thats what i tell all the girls haha they never know the difference

[CuckingFunt]

nahhh haha i lied its only 10.5


Suuuuuure it is.

[Mavs_man_41]

shut up you stupid broad you know you interested haha you want to see what it's like to get fucked by a real man's dick that's the only reason you responded

[fraga]

Oh yeah well this one time....wait....wait I meant....aw fuck I blew it...

[CuckingFunt]

shut up you stupid broad you know you interested haha you want to see what it's like to get fucked by a real man's dick that's the only reason you responded

Interested in what, exactly? Reading your poor grammar and laughable exaggerations? Yeah. Hot.

[Mavs_man_41]

Interested in what, exactly? Reading your poor grammar and laughable exaggerations? Yeah. Hot.

haha grammar queen how bout you jus shut up and suck this dick

[word]

The older you get this is desired.

[CuckingFunt]

haha grammar queen how bout you jus shut up and suck this dick

What dick? Your dick?

Why would I suck your dick if I didn't want to?

How would I suck dick through a computer?

Since I'm typing, how would that shut me up?

You didn't really think that one through too well before typing.

[Mavs_man_41]

hahaha bitch tryin to get all technical and smart haha you's a joke hoe you aint good for nothin except bein a fake dyke on the net ya dig

[ShoogarBear]

Since I'm typing, how would that shut me up?


You're doing it wrong.

[John Terry]

Interested in what, exactly? Reading your poor grammar and laughable exaggerations? Yeah. Hot.
true. CF speaks 5 languages all in perfect grammars, if my memory serves you said... oh sorry, typed something about it in another post a couple days ago. Glamourously talented in languages, I say.

[John Terry]

oh wait... i jotted.

[Blake]

hahaha bitch tryin to get all technical and smart haha you's a joke hoe you aint good for nothin except bein a fake dyke on the net ya dig

"ya dig"?

1974 called......it asked you to stay away

[CuckingFunt]

hahaha bitch tryin to get all technical and smart haha you's a joke hoe you aint good for nothin except bein a fake dyke on the net ya dig

You'd know.



You're doing it wrong.

Touché.

[thispego]

Right..right..stuffed animals don't talk, and neither do the victims after you rape them. They're so scared after being attacked and poked by your tiny prick that they choose not to turn you in, which is coincidentally the reason you're able to keep satisfying your urges, considering no other woman will willingly fuck you, you putrid nerdy FUCK.

whoa, you're weird. it sounds like you have some issues that you need to talk to someone about. Did you rape someone or were you raped yourself?

[The Reckoning]

mTMlZSKEu-Y

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Just jack off before having sex

you'll last like thirty minutes at least

[The Reckoning]

^ but then the girl's like "were you planning to hang out with me just to get some???"

then you dont get any...its like a double edged sword.

best bet is to get some good foreplay, take a shower, and then go for it.

[stretch]

whoa, you're weird. it sounds like you have some issues that you need to talk to someone about. Did you rape someone or were you raped yourself?

:lmao

welcome to the world of rogue

[CubanSucks]

I 'pre jac' even when I'm masturbating :toast

[Creepn]

"ya dig"?

1974 called......it asked you to stay away

:rollin

Man people always fail to act like a black internet tough guy.

[CuckingFunt]

^ but then the girl's like "were you planning to hang out with me just to get some???"

then you dont get any...its like a double edged sword.

How would she know you jacked off before hanging out?

You realize you're not supposed to do it in front of her, right?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

though wise beyond his years, young reckoning still has much to learn

[Tits McGee]

Just relax and don't do it.

[balli]

I can't read this whole thread or the op at this time, but my thoughts are as follows:

If you come fast, fuck it, say 'it's been awhile' and get ready for round 2. You should be able to stay hard if you're a sexual deviant, or in lieu of that, find a way to occupy yourselves for a few minutes.

Sometimes you just need to bust off a fast nut, usually in the morning. Certain times, your goal should be to nut as fast as possible so that your girl can take a shower and go to work while you stay home and play Halo.

Like other people said, if it's really that big a problem, drop a beat.

[thispego]

deviant? sexually? youre sick balli

[The Reckoning]

How would she know you jacked off before hanging out?

You realize you're not supposed to do it in front of her, right?


no its when she looks at you and goes...


"thats it? either you need to start drinking less coffee and eating more grains, or you prepared for this."


:lol

women know

[balli]

deviant? sexually? youre sick balli
I'm just saying, the man who stays rock solid after cumming in or on a chick must be some sort of depraved individual. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Sickness if okay if it doesn't leave the confines of one's home and participatory relationship.

[Mavs_man_41]

jacking off would make you go longer before you cum again, jackass

:lmao wow

[The Reckoning]

jacking off would make you go longer before you cum again, jackass

:lmao wow


wow

guess you've never heard of spermcount, which is what im talking about

who's the jackass now?

:rollin

[Blake]

wow

guess you've never heard of spermcount, which is what im talking about

who's the jackass now?

:rollin

the more you keep posting this kind of stuff, the higher the spermcount on your e-forehead.

wow

[Mavs_man_41]

:lmao blake throwin bows in this bitch!

[Mavs_man_41]

hurry cbf, save him!!!

[The Reckoning]

oh great blakes in here to prove to everyone how smart he is

guess my sex joke went way over everyone's head

*shrugs*

[mrsmaalox]

wow

guess you've never heard of spermcount, which is what im talking about

who's the jackass now?

:rollin

I think you're talking about volume; the spermcount is a microscopic exam that counts the sperm. Or you're fucking a lab tech, which is cool :toast

[The Reckoning]

it was just a joke so i could throw in the grain and coffee line

get over it people

[The Reckoning]

Or you're fucking a lab tech, which is cool :toast


annnd you know me too well

[4>0rings]

This thread has about 6 unique people, the rest trolls. :lol

[Mavs_man_41]

lol edits

[Blake]

oh great blakes in here to prove to everyone how smart he is

guess my sex joke went way over everyone's head

*shrugs*

grain and coffee line? did anyone get it?

*shrugs*

I know something that didn't go over your head.

[John Terry]

anyone have issues with it?
U have the severest premature-ejaculation problems I tell you, due to your deficient brain. U srsly think the son is yours? come on, fuck this son of a bitch.

[The Reckoning]

ok i digress. i should have said volume. ive got better things to do besides talk about jizz anyway.

[Mavs_man_41]

ok i digress. i should have said volume. ive got better things to do besides talk about jizz anyway.

nah, you really don't if you're up at 1am talking about it :lmao

[The Reckoning]

nah, you really don't if you're up at 1am talking about it :lmao

not everyone has the same bedtime as you. my schedule doesnt start until the afternoon, so i do my work around midnight and hit the hay at 3 am.

[Forrest Gump]

UGH...

Your tips didn't help. I just busted a nut after my girl showed me her breasts.

[Leetonidas]

U have the severest premature-ejaculation problems I tell you, due to your deficient brain. U srsly think the son is yours? come on, fuck this son of a bitch.

I know right. It's obvious that bitch Jenny knew she had AIDS so she told Forrest the kid was his out of the blue so she could live it up in his awesome house and spend all his cash while she was still alive and so someone would take care of that little bastard.

Conniving whore!

[TheMACHINE]

Just think Roseanne Barr and you'll make it thru