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samikeyp
05-08-2005, 10:33 AM
Last night I was watching "NBA Matchup" on ESPN with John Saunders, Greg Anthony and Pippen. Pippen set forth with this remarkable nugget o' knowledge.

"If the Sonics can get past the Spurs, they can make the Western Conference finals"

WOW! Thanks Scottie. We would have never figured that out. Oh and judging by your performance on that show...Hooked on Phonics didn't work for you!

cherylsteele
05-08-2005, 10:36 AM
Last night I was watching "NBA Matchup" on ESPN with John Saunders, Greg Anthony and Pippen. Pippen set forth with this remarkable nugget o' knowledge.

"If the Sonics can get past the Spurs, they can make the Western Conference finals"

WOW! Thanks Scottie. We would have never figured that out. Oh and judging by your performance on that show...Hooked on Phonics didn't work for you!

No kidding?!?!?!?!.......that is the next round anyway Scottie.

Dingle Barry
05-08-2005, 10:39 AM
i wanna be an nba analyst

Shelly
05-08-2005, 10:40 AM
:lol

"Anything else would be less civilized"

exstatic
05-08-2005, 10:52 AM
Scottie Pippen is the worst "analyst" on TV in the last decade.

T Park
05-08-2005, 10:56 AM
No one figured this out, after the retard picked the Sonics to go to the Finals?

The sone
05-08-2005, 10:58 AM
i can do his job...look look... "If the sonics can beat the spurs then they can win this round..." Yeah?? Yeah?? do i look all pippen and shit??

Court4Short
05-08-2005, 11:06 AM
What an idiot.

samikeyp
05-08-2005, 11:11 AM
Scottie Pippen is the worst "analyst" on TV in the last decade.

Remember....the first part of "analyst"...is "anal". :lol

IX_Equilibrium
05-08-2005, 11:23 AM
It must not take much to be an NBA analyst.

Look at the ESPN NBA crew. All douchebags.

TNT got it right, though.

pjjrfan
05-08-2005, 11:40 AM
Scottie Pippen is the worst "analyst" on TV in the last decade.

Aghhh, aghhh, you know, aghhh, I think it was aghhh, Tim , aghhh, Hardaway. He was even worse, aghh, you know.

T Park
05-08-2005, 11:48 AM
Look at the ESPN NBA crew. All douchebags

Tim Legler, Bucher, Stein, are pretty good lets not go overboard.

Chad Ford aint bad either.

ALVAREZ6
05-08-2005, 11:54 AM
I like when they pick the other team I am rooting for...I don't like being overconfident.

Bandit2981
05-08-2005, 12:08 PM
Tim Legler, Bucher, Stein, are pretty good
i also think marc jackson does a decent job, and when george karl was on there, he was a good analyst as well

MiNuS
05-08-2005, 12:27 PM
Scottie Pippen without Jordan=no Championships

With Jordan 6

Pippen is worst NBA commentator on TV BAR NONE!

Boooooooooooooooooooorrring!

caŽlo
05-08-2005, 12:30 PM
do u guys read pips nba blogs? he once made a pip awards thingy..

and surprise surprise.. almost (if not all) of em are bulls players. hehe :)

MiNuS
05-08-2005, 12:30 PM
BEST in the BIZ are JET and Barkley!

AND ofcourse Sean Elliot on FOX SouthWest!

Drachen
05-08-2005, 01:05 PM
Scottie should be reduced to " I like basketball." comments soon. He seems to be the Ralph Wiggum of that show.


Me fail english? Thats unpossible!

IX_Equilibrium
05-08-2005, 01:39 PM
Tim Legler, Bucher, Stein, are pretty good lets not go overboard.

Chad Ford aint bad either.

I was more talking about the panel of Steven A. Smith, Greg Anthony, and Legler.

Legler lost my respect when he defended the actions of Artest saying that there wasn't a player in the league that wouldn't have done the same thing. That of course, is bullshit.

Dre_7
05-08-2005, 02:05 PM
Last night I was watching "NBA Matchup" on ESPN with John Saunders, Greg Anthony and Pippen. Pippen set forth with this remarkable nugget o' knowledge.

"If the Sonics can get past the Spurs, they can make the Western Conference finals"

WOW! Thanks Scottie. We would have never figured that out. Oh and judging by your performance on that show...Hooked on Phonics didn't work for you!

Yeah I saw that this morning. I was laughing my head off. I said the same thing to my dad.

boutons
05-08-2005, 02:11 PM
Poor Scottie, it appears he want to make a career out of hanging around in the NBA as NBa Top50 'media personality", commentator, or whatever, but his deep voice just isn't matched by a deep intellect.

Obstructed_View
05-08-2005, 02:36 PM
LOL @ Pip. That's the old Dan Dierdorf "if the Lions can score more points than the Packers, they stand an excellent chance of winning this game." I'm sure all broadcasters say stuff like that eventually, but Pip's been doing this what, a month?

dcole50
05-08-2005, 03:13 PM
aside from the tnt crew and tim legler, every other analyst on the major networks is an idiot.

DannyF
05-08-2005, 03:54 PM
Just so you Spurs fans feel sorry for us, the Sonics broadcast team color man is Craig Ehlo, who has blessed us with gems like "Your right Kevin" (Colabro, play by play man), and "Good point Kevin", and lots and lots of dead air. He makes Pippin look like Marv Albert. Too bad, as Calbro is awsome. He does some TNT regualr season stuff, and is the voice on XBox games NFL Fever 2003 and 2004, as well as NBA Inside Drive.

HB22inSA
05-08-2005, 04:02 PM
He's the same guy who said Bruce Bowen wasn't that good of a defender.