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lefty
04-28-2010, 01:48 PM
I call BS

If it's real, it's a sign..... 2012......we'll use it to save our asses :lol

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?rn=222562&cl=19362361&ch=&src=canadanews

JudynTX
04-28-2010, 02:08 PM
:lol Oh no, you really did it this time.

scott
04-28-2010, 02:23 PM
This is worth watching for the funny Canadian accent alone

word
04-29-2010, 05:04 PM
They found it AGAIN !!!???

Catholic Church says the first 11 chapters of Genesis are myth. The story of NOAH and the Ark is chapta' six.

Hmmmm...

If it's real does this mean we should convert to Judaism and worshipping Jesus was breaking the 1st commandment ?

ashbeeigh
04-29-2010, 05:43 PM
and religious debate...begin.

coyotes_geek
04-29-2010, 05:44 PM
This story is bullcrap. We all know the real Noah's ark is in here somewhere.

http://crux.cua.edu/images/warehouse.jpg

CuckingFunt
04-29-2010, 05:55 PM
Noah's Ark =/= Ark of the Covenant.

IronMaxipad
04-29-2010, 05:59 PM
This is like the 3rd time they've discovered Noah's Ark in my life time.

coyotes_geek
04-29-2010, 06:09 PM
Noah's Ark =/= Ark of the Covenant.

No, really? :rolleyes

sonic21
04-29-2010, 06:15 PM
How many arks did Noah have?

coyotes_geek
04-29-2010, 06:18 PM
This is like the 3rd time they've discovered Noah's Ark in my life time.

:lol

No kidding. I remember one of the counselors at some church summer camp I got sent to like 25 years ago telling me that Noah's Ark was on top of some mountain in Russia but those mean commies wouldn't let anyone go look at it.

sonic21
04-29-2010, 06:19 PM
Its funny how Religious types dismiss carbon dating when it doesnt back their claims but now i guess it is a totally legit science...

EmptyMan
04-29-2010, 06:52 PM
Ark or not, it's cool seeing something so old being discovered.

mouse
04-29-2010, 08:17 PM
Just the thought of FluffAndNotReadyOzStale's ass, and the the sound of the Darwin lover's butt cheeks clinching in this forum was well worth opening this thread.

Blake
04-29-2010, 08:17 PM
They found it AGAIN !!!???

Catholic Church says the first 11 chapters of Genesis are myth. The story of NOAH and the Ark is chapta' six.

Hmmmm...

If it's real does this mean we should convert to Judaism and worshipping Jesus was breaking the 1st commandment ?

you could convert to a protestant religion and still be ok.

mouse
04-29-2010, 08:39 PM
you could convert to a protestant religion and still be ok.


Your never ok.

Buddy Holly
04-30-2010, 09:15 AM
Noah's ark was full of fail. They forget the fucking unicorns!

Sportcamper
04-30-2010, 10:03 AM
Still…there is a huge structure on top of a mountain made of wood that is carbon dated to be about 5000 years old…

Shastafarian
04-30-2010, 11:39 AM
The "chinese christians" would not say where they found it. Sounds legit :tu

Phenomanul
04-30-2010, 04:08 PM
Its funny how Religious types dismiss carbon dating when it doesnt back their claims but now i guess it is a totally legit science...

I'm pretty sure 5,000 years falls within 'this' side of 50,000 thousand years...

It's funny how some of the "non-Religious" types don't even understand the science they allegedly scorn the Believers with... :wakeup

Phenomanul
04-30-2010, 04:18 PM
The "chinese christians" would not say where they found it. Sounds legit :tu

Right... so that Athiests United or some other hate group can go in and destroy the evidence... I sure as hell wouldn't tell anyone if I found the Ark of The Covenant, or some other ancient relic without assurance that the relic, myself and any others involved would be safe....

Frankly... I won't believe the hype until more comes out of this... supposedly the explorers who found the remnants are working with the Turkish government to set up a protected archeological dig site. We'll know more details when that happens...

Another thing... nobody hinges their beliefs on such finds... In fact, there are more than enough observations of design seen throughout all of creation to suggest that a 'higher power' was involved. People still turn their backs on it all...

Marklar MM
05-01-2010, 10:23 AM
Did he really call him a "turkish egghead". :lmao

greyforest
05-01-2010, 10:50 AM
Did they find the chupacabre on it??????

Duff McCartney
05-01-2010, 11:31 AM
Right... so that Athiests United or some other hate group can go in and destroy the evidence... I sure as hell wouldn't tell anyone if I found the Ark of The Covenant, or some other ancient relic without assurance that the relic, myself and any others involved would be safe...

Please...that wouldn't even happen. Stop making baseless claims. I'm sure if someone discovered that god doesn't exist, people would try to kill him/her too, and mostly Christian fundamentalists.

Strike
05-01-2010, 12:11 PM
I call BS

If it's real, it's a sign..... 2012......we'll use it to save our asses :lol

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?rn=222562&cl=19362361&ch=&src=canadanews

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4968874/images/1245736380422.jpg