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1369
05-08-2005, 08:14 PM
So I'm watching the game with my three year old daughter and the Southwest commercial comes on with the surfer girl.

I ask my daughter "Are you going to grow up and be a surfer girl?"

My daughter says "Yea."

I ask, "Are you going to be wear bikinis?"

My daughter says "Yea...and have breasts....big breasts." and cups her hands to the size of a volleyball.

She goes to the convent Monday.

Shelly
05-08-2005, 08:23 PM
:rollin

Zombie
05-08-2005, 08:52 PM
Good luck Man! :lol

Dre_7
05-08-2005, 09:52 PM
She goes to the convent Monday.

:lol

Shelly
05-08-2005, 10:20 PM
Future hOOters girl, perhaps?

SequSpur
05-08-2005, 10:55 PM
Keep her of the pole. That is the main goal.

IX_Equilibrium
05-08-2005, 11:19 PM
She goes to the convent Monday.


Damn straight! Nowdays, you have to be a Nazi dad to keep your daughter safe!

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mookie2001
05-09-2005, 12:57 AM
damn
tig ol bitties

2Blonde
05-09-2005, 10:31 AM
my daughter used to run around when she was little trying on my bras and pretending she had boobies. She just couldn't wait until she could grow up and get some of her own. Now that she is a teenager and has some of her own, all she does is complain about how much they hurt all time and wish she didn't have them. :lol :lol

...2Blonde

Gatita
05-09-2005, 02:04 PM
Just goes to show that the crap they show on t.v. influences the kids that much. That is sad.