Jessica Simpson - gross

[lefty]

Jessica Simpson explains why she only brushes her teeth three times a week

By Joanna Douglas

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http://l.yimg.com/a/i/ca/lifestyle/2010/april/jessicasimpson250x300.jpgJessica Simpson went on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" today and spoke about being single and hunting for a man.

After watching her interview, we're beginning to wonder if her hygiene is actually scaring away potential suitors. The 29-year-old singer told Ellen that she only brushes her teeth "maybe three times a week."

Um, gross! She says it's "because my teeth are so white, and I don't like them to feel too slippery." By slippery, does she mean clean? "My lips just slide all over the place....I can't catch up with my mouth. I need a little coating...."

Jessica says that while she doesn't brush regularly, "I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday." She says sometimes she'll use her shirt to scrub off the layer of gunk that accumulates on her teeth. "I know it's gross, but I always have fresh breath," says Simpson.

Having fresh breath is not the same as having healthy and clean teeth and gums. Many people brush their teeth more in a day than Jessica does in a week! We wonder what her dentist has to say about this behavior.

Then again, perhaps her overall hygiene could use some help. Jessica's hairstylist friend Ken Paves told Marie Claire that Simpson "only washes her hair about two to three times a month." She admit this, saying "I'll wait until it smells."

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[oklahomasuckstexas]

i dont give a shit. i wouldnt want to kiss her anymore but i would have no problem fucking her mouth like a jackhammer. i would make it my goal to fuck her mouth so hard she would be bleeding from the gums.

[z0sa]

haha

[lefty]

:lol

[bus driver]

id still hit it! sperm is full of nutrients so her mouth will be sperm fresh

[FatBeaner]

the thing is, if she can't even brush her teeth or wash her hair...how bad is her hygiene in other areas...

[BRHornet45]

http://jessicaportugal.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Sem-t%C3%ADtuloellelll.jpg

[to21]

:wow

[Blake]

I think the mom jeans she wore that one time that gave her a butt in the front were grosser.

[AmericanWoman]

:lol at all you guys who have sucked face with women who have sucked you and countless others off.

[panic giraffe]

i could care less about her dental hygiene, it all smells the same in the dark.

[boutons_deux]

what's gross, for someone who's image is a young sex-bomb bimbo, is that huge, sloppy, fat tits and fat, shapeless arms.

[AmericanWoman]

what's gross, for someone who's image is a young sex-bomb bimbo, is that huge, sloppy, fat tits and fat, shapeless arms.

Son, you know you'd hit it for a quick minute and be done with it.

[EmptyMan]

http://jessicaportugal.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Sem-t%C3%ADtuloellelll.jpg


Son Damn Son :wow




















Ellen is looking fine as hell.

[BRHornet45]

Ellen is looking fine as hell.


son Becky Hammon wears her suits all the time.

[rr2418]

:eyebrows I'm sure she smells fine in other areas!!

[ploto]

She says it's "because my teeth are so white...
I guess she really is so stupid that she does not know that you brush your teeth for reasons in addition to making them white.

[Twisted_Dawg]

No wonder Romo dumped that skank.

[BRHornet45]

sons Jessica is just another example of why ATTRACTIVE women should just keep their mouth shut. Especially celebrities... they are so pretty to look at, but once they open their mouth MOST of them are terrible in many ways ... gross ways too at times. sons its just been downhill ever since we allowed them to vote. God Bless

[Spurtacus]

I'd still hit it.

[BRHornet45]

I'd still hit it.

hell yea son imagine them things flopping all over the place while that coochie and them teeth are stankin

[InRareForm]

listerine daily is not bad actually. only mouthwash that actually gets rid of gingivitis.

[DMX7]

8 or 9 years ago Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears were every guy's fantasy. Now they're both disgusting pigs.