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eyeh8u
05-01-2010, 06:31 PM
is any phrase more overused
ffadicted
05-01-2010, 06:44 PM
You can't teach size
TimDunkem
05-01-2010, 07:02 PM
Anything left in the tank.
Flintstones32
05-01-2010, 07:15 PM
We have to take it one game at a time.
cobbler
05-01-2010, 07:17 PM
I feel sorry for the fans of Dallas.
duncan228
05-01-2010, 07:19 PM
Both teams played hard.
Bob Lanier
05-01-2010, 07:22 PM
I'd answer that question but I've got an appointment with the rim.
da_suns_fan
05-01-2010, 07:24 PM
We've got to correct our mistakes.
BlackSwordsMan
05-01-2010, 07:27 PM
that's not a foul that's a playoff choke around the neck
CubanMustGo
05-01-2010, 07:32 PM
(Spurs) you gotta hit your free throws
baseline bum
05-01-2010, 07:35 PM
That was a four-point swing <--- said in annoying high-pitched voice
Smooth Criminal
05-01-2010, 08:58 PM
Playing through that injured right index finger...
Smooth Criminal
05-01-2010, 08:59 PM
Reporter: How did you manage to win that game?



I hate this question, if was in the NBA, all I'd say is: The game ended and we had more points
Smooth Criminal
05-01-2010, 09:00 PM
Most repeated situation:

Player contests another player's shot, hand fully up...
Mark Jackson: Hand down, man down!
Leetonidas
05-01-2010, 09:01 PM
"We just played aggressive."
sribb43
05-01-2010, 09:27 PM
He is in the best shape of his career
baseline bum
05-01-2010, 09:39 PM
ball
SpursRulez4eVeR
05-01-2010, 09:39 PM
good hard playoff foul right there.
Dex
05-01-2010, 09:40 PM
Both teams played hard. :lol
Dex
05-01-2010, 09:42 PM
Both teams played hard.

And as usual, 228 is way ahead of me.

Read before posting, kiddies.
MavDynasty
05-01-2010, 10:00 PM
They play best when their backs are against the wall.
Blake
05-01-2010, 10:03 PM
lol [insert name]
ezzizle
05-01-2010, 10:09 PM
lebron james, lebron james, lebron james is the best player in the NBA (chuck)
sa_kid20
05-01-2010, 10:09 PM
it is what it is.
Frenzy
05-01-2010, 10:50 PM
"we have to make shots"


Like nooo shit! really?!
NewJerSpur
05-01-2010, 10:57 PM
"That's just the way the ball bounces [when we lose]"
poop
05-01-2010, 10:57 PM
anything mark jackson:

'hand down, man down'

'mama there goes that man'

'grown man move'

and the worst

'ill take good offense over good defense any day!!'
(because the teams that win titles are always offensive-minded teams and defensive minded teams never succeed in th playoffs, right mark....)

they are all gay
Fpoonsie
05-02-2010, 01:43 AM
"Watch as [player] goes through the lane, unmolested, all the way to the hoop."

To this day, I've never heard a play-by-play guy suggest that one player "molested" the other. I suppose it just doesn't work both ways.
Muser
05-02-2010, 07:20 AM
"I Like ..." Hubie Brown.
midnightpulp
05-02-2010, 07:36 AM
"Bryant with the shot...Off the mark."

Or something to that effect.
m33p0
05-02-2010, 07:48 AM
Hubie Brown calling the Maverick center "Erick Dampier" even though Brendan Haywood was the one playing.... every time.
MateoNeygro
05-02-2010, 11:05 AM
I just shit my pants...
EmptyMan
05-02-2010, 11:10 AM
This aging team.

This aging team.

This aging team.


They have been "this aging team" for literally the last 5 fcuking seasons. Think about that. THINK ABOUT THAT! lol pushing the same marketing talking points for the last half decade.
MateoNeygro
05-02-2010, 11:10 AM
I just shit my pants...

and that's why you don't leave your computer unlocked around jackasses.:lol
MateoNeygro
05-02-2010, 11:11 AM
"Tony Parker is quicker than most small dogs"
TimDunkem
05-02-2010, 11:24 AM
It is what it is.
Giuseppe
05-02-2010, 11:41 AM
'mama there goes that man'

I like that one. It's orginal and he uses it sparingly. Jackson's others are forced & silly.

Kevin Harlin's "Right between the eyes!" & Bob Neal's "Achtung baby, achtung!" for Nowitski's moments are also favorities.
callo1
05-02-2010, 12:00 PM
"closing quarters"
Cry Havoc
05-02-2010, 12:16 PM
We've got to bring more intensity.

This is a crucial moment in the game for "x" team.

Good defense creates offense.

They need to get back in transition.

They're looking to run.
TampaDude
05-02-2010, 12:19 PM
Most repeated situation:

Player contests another player's shot, hand fully up...
Mark Jackson: Hand down, man down!

+1 billion

I'm fucking sick of him saying that 20 times a game...makes we want to take a baseball bat to his fucking head...seriously.
Giuseppe
05-02-2010, 12:21 PM
"There's Eva Longoria, she's Tony's husband."

"There's Tony, he bends over for it."

"The Thunder gave the Lakers all they could handle, but, took Pau Gasol's admonition to heart."
Cry Havoc
05-02-2010, 12:22 PM
"There's Tony, he bends over for it."

Like you wouldn't bend over if a woman like Eva told you to. :lol
Giuseppe
05-02-2010, 12:26 PM
^Guilty.
TampaDude
05-02-2010, 12:29 PM
anything mark jackson:

'hand down, man down'

'mama there goes that man'

'grown man move'

and the worst

'ill take good offense over good defense any day!!'
(because the teams that win titles are always offensive-minded teams and defensive minded teams never succeed in th playoffs, right mark....)

they are all gay

^ this

Mark Jackson is fucking annoying...he seriously needs to get some new material. I generally just want to reach through the TV and choke him every time he opens his mouth.
SpursRulez4eVeR
05-02-2010, 01:02 PM
If you don't win, you go home :cry
TampaDude
05-02-2010, 01:08 PM
If you don't win, you go home :cry

Yeah, but what if you win at home? :lol
MI21
05-02-2010, 01:21 PM
Doug fucking Collins after a player has been cold but gets to the line and makes two.

"To get to the line and make two free throws, it just gives the player some confidence, its the best medicine for a jumpshooter, just to see the ball go through the hoop"

He says it 10 times a fucking game.